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A girl
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Should hold on
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To her youth
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But not
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When he's driving
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Burma-Shave
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Approached
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A crossing
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Without looking
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Who will eat
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His widow's cooking?
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Burma-Shave
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| . . |
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"At ease," she said
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"Maneuvers begin
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When you get
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Those whiskers
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Off your chin"
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Burma-Shave
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Brother speeders
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Let's
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Rehearse
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All together
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"Good morning, Nurse!"
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Burma-Shave
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Buying defense bonds
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Means money lent
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So they
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Don't cost you
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One red cent
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Burma-Shave
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| . . |
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Can't shave daily?
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Tender hide?
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Now be honest
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Have you
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Tried
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Burma-Shave
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Drove too long
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Driver snoozing
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What happened next
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Is not
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Amusing
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Burma-Shave
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Iceman's grandson
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Now full grown
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Has cooling system
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All his own
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He uses
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Burma-Shave
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| . . |
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If hugging
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On highways
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Is your sport
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Trade in your car
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For a davenport
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Burma-Shave
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If you
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Don't know
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Whose signs
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These are
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You can't have
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Driven very far
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Burma-Shave
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Let's make Hitler
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And Hirohito
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Look as sick as
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Old Benito
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Buy defense bonds
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Burma-Shave
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| . . |
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Maybe you can't
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Shoulder a gun
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But you can shoulder
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The cost of one
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Buy defense bonds
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Burma-Shave
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'Mid rising
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Taxes
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Soaring rents
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Still half a pound
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For fifty cents
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Burma-Shave
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Of all
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The drunks
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Who drive on Sunday
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Some are still
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Alive on Monday
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Burma-Shave
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| . . |
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Pa acted
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So tickled
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Ma thot
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He was pickled
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He'd just tried
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Burma-Shave
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Pa likes the cream
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Ma likes the jar
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Both like
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The price
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So there you are
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Burma-Shave
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Shaving brush
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In army pack
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Was straw that broke
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The rookie's back
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Use brushless
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Burma-Shave
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| . . |
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Stores are full
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Of shaving aids
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But all you need
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Is this
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And blades
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Burma-Shave
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Substitutes
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Like unseen barter
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Often make one
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Sad
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But smarter
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Burma-Shave
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There's no whisker
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It won't soften
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Shave 'em close
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And not
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So often
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Burma-Shave
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| . . |
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To most brush shavers
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It's quite clear
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The yanks aren't coming
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The yanks are here
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Use brushless
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Burma-Shave
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Traveling men
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Know ease
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And speed
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Their shaving kits
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Hold what they need
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Burma-Shave
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What you shouted
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May be true,
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But
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Did you hear
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What he called you?
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Burma-Shave
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