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Does your husband
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Misbehave
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Grunt and grumble
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Rant and rave
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Shoot the brute some
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Burma-Shave
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Early to bed
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Early to rise
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Was meant for those
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Old fashioned guys
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Who don't use
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Burma-Shave
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Every shaver
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Now can snore
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Six more minutes
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Than before
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By using
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Burma-Shave
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Film protects
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Your neck
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And chin
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So your razor
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Won't dig in
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Burma-Shave
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Half a pound
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For
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Half a dollar
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Spread on thin
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Above the collar
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Burma-Shave
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Many a wolf
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Is never let in
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Because of the hair
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On his
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Chinny-chin-chin
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Burma-Shave
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It's a good
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Old Spanish custom
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Take your mug
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And brush
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And bust 'em
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Burma-Shave
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One pound jar 85c
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Half pound jar 50c
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Big tube 35c
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Don't put it off
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Put it on
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Burma-Shave
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Shaving brushes
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You'll soon see 'em
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On the shelf
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In some
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Museum
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Burma-Shave
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The cannoneers
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With hairy ears
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On wiry whiskers
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Used tin shears
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Until they found
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Burma-Shave
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Tho tough
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And rough
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From wind and wave
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Your cheek grows sleek
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With
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Burma-Shave
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