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A guy
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Who wants
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To middle-aisle it
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Must never scratch
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His little violet
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Burma-Shave
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Altho
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We've sold
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Six million others
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We still can't sell
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Those coughdrop brothers
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Burma-Shave
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As you drive
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Play this game
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Construct
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A jingle
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With this name
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Burma-Shave
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Better tooth cleanser
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Low expense
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Your druggist
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Sells it
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40 cents
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Burma-Shave Tooth Powder
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Car in ditch
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Driver in tree
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Moon was full
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And so
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Was he
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Burma-Shave
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Don't lose
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Your head
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To gain a minute
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You need your head
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Your brains are in it
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Burma-Shave
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Don't waste powder
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Down the drain
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By missing brush
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With faulty aim
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A dip does it
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Burma-Shave Tooth Powder
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Famous last words
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"If he won't
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Dim his
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I won't
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Dim mine"
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Burma-Shave
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Grandpa's
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Out with
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Junior's date
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Old technique
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With brand new bait
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Burma-Shave
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I use it too
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The bald man said
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It keeps my face
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Just like
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My head
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Burma-Shave
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If a gift
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You must choose
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Give him
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One that
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He can use
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Burma-Shave
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| . . |
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If you want
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A hearty squeeze
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Get our
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Female
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Anti-freeze
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Burma-Shave
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In Cupid's little
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Bag of trix
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Here's the one
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That clix
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With chix
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Burma-Shave
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Join
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Our happy
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Brushless throng
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Six million users
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Can't be wrong
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Burma-Shave
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Just moisten
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Your tooth brush
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Dip in jar
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And you'll enjoy
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Cleaner teeth by far
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Burma-Shave Tooth Powder
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Man passes
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Dog house
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Dog sees chin
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Dog gets out
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Man gets in
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Burma-Shave
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No soggy brushes
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In your grip
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You've always
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Got a
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Finger tip
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Burma-Shave
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Prices rising
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O'er the nation
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Here is one
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That missed
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Inflation
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Burma-Shave
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Santa's
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Whiskers
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Need no trimmin'
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He kisses kids
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Not the wimmin
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Burma-Shave
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Speaking of
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Great events
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Burma-Shave
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Proudly presents
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Another fine product
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Burma-Shave Tooth Powder
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| . . |
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Substitutes
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That promise perfection
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Are like
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Some candidates
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After election
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Burma-Shave
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Substitutes would
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Have their place
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If you could
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Substitute
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Your face
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Burma-Shave
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That she
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Could cook
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He had his doubts
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Until she creamed
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His bristle sprouts with
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Burma-Shave
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| . . |
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The first
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Improvement
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In many a year
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For cleaning teeth
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Is finally here
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Burma-Shave Tooth Powder
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The wolf
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Who longs
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To roam and prowl
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Should shave before
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He starts to howl
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Burma-Shave
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Thrifty jars for
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Stay at homes
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Handy tubes
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For him
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Who roams
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Burma-Shave
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| . . |
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Tobacco stains
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And stale breath too
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Are two
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Of the things
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It takes from you
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Burma-Shave Tooth Powder
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You've used
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Our cream
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Now try our blades
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Pair up the best
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In shaving aids
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Burma-Shave
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We know
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How much
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You love that gal
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But use both hands
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For driving, pal
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Burma-Shave
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