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A man
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A miss
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A car--a curve
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He kissed the miss
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And missed the curve
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Burma-Shave
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A man who passes
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On hills and curves
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Is not a man
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Of iron nerves--
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He's crazy!
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Burma-Shave
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At school zones
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Heed instructions!
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Protect
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our little
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Tax deductions
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Burma-Shave
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Hat and tie
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Smart and clean
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Space between
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Spoiled the scene
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He should use
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Burma-Shave
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Highways are
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No place
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To sleep
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Stop your car
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To count your sheep
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Burma-Shave
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If you think
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She likes
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Your bristles
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Walk bare-footed
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Through some thistles
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Burma-Shave
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It's not
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How fast or slow
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You drive
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The question is
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How you arrive
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Burma-Shave
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I've read
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These signs
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Since just a kid
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Now that I shave
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I'm glad I did
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Burma-Shave
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Little Bo-Peep
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Has lost her Jeep
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It struck
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A truck
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When she went to sleep
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Burma-Shave
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Look
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Don't listen
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Pop is trying
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A substitute
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Instead of buying
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Burma-Shave
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Paper hangers
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With the hives
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Now can
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Shave with
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Carving knives
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Burma-Shave
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| . . |
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Regardless of
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Political views
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All good parties
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Always
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Choose
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Burma-Shave
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Road
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Was slippery
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Curve was sharp
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White robe, halo
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Wings and harp
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Burma-Shave
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Speed
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Was high
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Weather was not
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Tires were thin
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X marks the spot
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Burma-Shave
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| . . |
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Substitutes and
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Imitations
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Send 'em to
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Your wife's
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Relations
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Burma-Shave
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The boy who gets
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His girl's applause
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Must act
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Not look
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Like Santa Claus
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Burma-Shave
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The midnight ride
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Of Paul
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For beer
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Led to a
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Warmer hemisphere
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Burma-Shave
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| . . |
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The minutes
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Some folks
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Save through speed
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They never even
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Live to need
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Burma-Shave
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The more
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You shave
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The brushless way
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The more you'll be
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Inclined to say--
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Burma-Shave
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We don't
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Know how
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To split an atom
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But as to whiskers
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Let us at 'em
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Burma-Shave
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| . . |
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Whiskers
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Easy come,
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You know
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Why not make them
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Easy go?
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Burma-Shave
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Why work up
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A daily lather
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Once you've tried
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We're sure
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You'd rather
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Burma-Shave
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Wild men pulled
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Their whiskers out
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That's what made
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Them wild
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No doubt--
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Burma-Shave
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| . . |
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Within this vale
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Of toil
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And sin
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Your head grows bald
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But not your chin--use
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Burma-Shave
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. .
Two more Burma-Shave books from eBay
sales. .
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| . . |
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(Anti-inflation series)
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A big
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Improvement
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Since the war
|
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Is now on sale
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In your drug store
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Burma-Shave
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No price increase
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Bargain hunters
|
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Gather 'round
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For fifty cents
|
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Still
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Half a pound
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Burma-Shave
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No price increase
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| . . |
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From New York town
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To Pumpkin Holler
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still
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Half a pound
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For half a dollar
|
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Burma-Shave
|
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No price increase
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Other things have
|
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Gone sky high
|
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Half a dollar
|
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Still will buy
|
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Half pound jar
|
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Burma-Shave
|
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No price increase
|
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Tube immense
|
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Still
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35 cents
|
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Easy shaving
|
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Low expense
|
|
Burma-Shave
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No price increase
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