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 A guy
 Who drives
 A car wide open
 Is not thinkin'
 He's just hopin'
 A whiskery kiss
 For the one
 You adore
 May not make her mad
 But her face will be sore
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 Bracing as
 An ocean breeze
 For after shaving
 It's sure
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 They passed
 The bride
 And kissed the groom
 Candidate says
 Babies kiss me
 Since I've been using
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 He tried
 To cross
 As fast train neared
 Death didn't draft him
 He volunteered
. .
 Her chariot
 Raced 80 per
 They hauled away
 What had
 Ben Her
 His brush is gone
 So what'll we do
 Said Mike Robe I
 To Mike Robe II
 His cheek
 Was rough
 His chick vamoosed
 And now she won't
 Come home to roost
. .
 His face
 Was smooth
 And cool as ice
 And oh! Louise!
 He smelled so nice
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 If your peach
 Keeps out
 Of reach
 Better practice
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 It has a tingle
 And a tang
 That starts
 The day off
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 My job is
 Keeping faces clean
 And nobody knows
 De stubble
 I've seen
 No use
 How to pick 'em
 If your half-shaved
Whiskers stick 'em 
 On curves ahead
 Remember, sonny
 That rabbit's foot
 Didn't save
 The bunny
. .
 She will
 Flood your face
 With kisses
 'Cause you smell
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 The place to pass
 On curves
 You know
 Is only at
 A beauty show
. .
 The whale
 Put Jonah
 Down the hatch
 But coughed him up
 Because he scratched
 These signs
 We gladly
 To men who've had
 No date of late
 To kiss
A mug 
 That's like a cactus
 Takes more nerve
 Than it does practice
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 Twinkle, twinkle
 One-eyed car
We all wonder
 You are
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 Violets are blue
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 On graves
 Of those
 Who drive and drink
. .
 Remember, pard
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 But not so hard
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