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A guy
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Who drives
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A car wide open
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Is not thinkin'
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He's just hopin'
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Burma-Shave
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A whiskery kiss
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For the one
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You adore
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May not make her mad
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But her face will be sore
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Burma-Shave
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Bracing as
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An ocean breeze
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For after shaving
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It's sure
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To please
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Burma-Shave Lotion
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Burma-Shave
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Was such a boom
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They passed
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The bride
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And kissed the groom
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Candidate says
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Campaign
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Confusing
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Babies kiss me
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Since I've been using
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Burma-Shave
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Doesn't
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Kiss you
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Like she useter?
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Perhaps she's seen
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A smoother rooster!!
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Burma-Shave
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For early
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Morning
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Pep and bounce
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A brand new product
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We announce
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Burma-Shave Lotion
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He tried
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To cross
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As fast train neared
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Death didn't draft him
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He volunteered
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Burma-Shave
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Her chariot
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Raced 80 per
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They hauled away
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What had
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Ben Her
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Burma-Shave
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His brush is gone
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So what'll we do
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Said Mike Robe I
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To Mike Robe II
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Burma-Shave
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His cheek
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Was rough
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His chick vamoosed
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And now she won't
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Come home to roost
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Burma-Shave
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His face
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Was smooth
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And cool as ice
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And oh! Louise!
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He smelled so nice
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Burma-Shave Lotion
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If your peach
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Keeps out
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Of reach
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Better practice
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What we preach
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Burma-Shave
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It has a tingle
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And a tang
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That starts
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The day off
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With a bang
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Burma-Shave Lotion
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My job is
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Keeping faces clean
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And nobody knows
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De stubble
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I've seen
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Burma-Shave
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No use
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Knowing
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How to pick 'em
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If your half-shaved
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Whiskers stick 'em
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Burma-Shave
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On curves ahead
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Remember, sonny
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That rabbit's foot
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Didn't save
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The bunny
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Burma-Shave
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She will
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Flood your face
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With kisses
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'Cause you smell
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So darn delicious
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Burma-Shave Lotion
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The ladies
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Take one whiff
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And purr--
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It's no wonder
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Men prefer
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Burma-Shave Lotion
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The place to pass
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On curves
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You know
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Is only at
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A beauty show
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Burma-Shave
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The whale
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Put Jonah
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Down the hatch
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But coughed him up
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Because he scratched
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Burma-Shave
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These signs
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We gladly
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Dedicate
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To men who've had
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No date of late
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Burma-Shave
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To kiss
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A mug
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That's like a cactus
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Takes more nerve
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Than it does practice
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Burma-Shave
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Twinkle, twinkle
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One-eyed car
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We all wonder
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WHERE
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You are
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Burma-Shave
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Use Burma-Shave
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In tube
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Or jar
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Then follow up
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With our new star
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Burma-Shave Lotion
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Violets are blue
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Roses are pink
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On graves
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Of those
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Who drive and drink
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Burma-Shave
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