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A beard
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That's rough
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And overgrown
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is better than
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A chaperone
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Burma-Shave
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Altho insured
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Remember, kiddo
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They don't pay you
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They pay
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Your widow
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Burma-Shave
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Another
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Red skin
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Bit the dust
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When Pa tried
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What these signs discussed
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Burma-Shave
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Big blue tube
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It's a honey
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Best squeeze play
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For love
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Or money
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Burma-Shave
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Cautious rider
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To her
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Reckless dear
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Let's have less bull
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And lots more steer
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Burma-Shave
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Drinking drivers
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Don't you know
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Great bangs
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From little
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Binges grow?
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Burma-Shave
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I know
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He's a wolf
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Said riding hood
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But Grandma dear,
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He smells so good
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Burma-Shave
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I'd heard
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It praised
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By drug store clerks
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I tried the stuff
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Hot dog! It works
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Burma-Shave
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My cheek
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Says she
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Feels smooth as satin
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Ha! Ha! Says he
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That's mine you're pattin'
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Burma-Shave
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Pat's bristles
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Scratched
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Bridget's nose
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That's when
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Her wild irish rose
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Burma-Shave
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Proper
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Distance
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To him was bunk
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They pulled him out
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Of some guy's trunk
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Burma-Shave
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She eyed
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His beard
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And said no dice
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The wedding's off--
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I'll COOK the rice
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Burma-Shave
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Soap
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May do
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For lads with fuzz
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Bur sir, you ain't
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The kid you wuz
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Burma-Shave
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Spring
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Has sprung
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The grass has riz
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Where last year's
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Careless drivers is
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Burma-Shave
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Substitutes
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Can do
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More harm
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Than city fellers
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On a farm
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Burma-Shave
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The band
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For which
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The grand stand roots
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Is not made up
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Substi-toots!
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Burma-Shave
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The hobo
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Lets his
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Whiskers sprout
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It's trains--not girls
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That he takes out
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Burma-Shave
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Train approaching
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Whistle squealing
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Pause!
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Avoid that
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Rundown feeling!
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Burma-Shave
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Train wrecks few
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Reason clear
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Fireman
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Never hugs
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Engineer
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Burma-Shave
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Unless
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Your face
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Is stinger free
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You'd better let
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Your honey be
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Burma-Shave
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