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5-star
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Generals
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Privates 1st class
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Show equal rank
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In the looking-glass
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A chin
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Where barbed wire
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Bristles stand
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Is bound to be
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A no ma'ams land
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Better try
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Less speed per mile
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That car
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May have to
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Last a while
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Burma-Shave
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Clancy's
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Whiskers
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Tickle Nancy
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Nancy lowered the boom
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On Clancy!
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Burma-Shave
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Heaven's
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Latest
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Neophyte
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Signalled left
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Then turned right
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His
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Tomato
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Was the mushy type
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Until his beard
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Grew over-ripe
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His rose
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Is wed
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His violet blew
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But his sugar is sweet
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Since he took this cue
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Burma-Shave
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Is he
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Lonesome
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Or just blind--
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This guy who drives
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So close behind?
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Burma-Shave
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Leaves
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Face soft
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As woman's touch
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Yet doesn't cost you
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Near as much
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Burma-Shave
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Missin'
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Kissin'?
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Perhaps your thrush
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Can't get thru
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The underbrush--try
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Burma-Shave
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"No, no,"
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She said
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To her bristly beau
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"I'd rather
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Eat the mistletoe"
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Burma-Shave
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Relief
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For faces
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Chapped and sore
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Keeps 'em comin'
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Back for more
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Burma-Shave
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She put
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A bullet
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Thru his hat
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But he's had
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Closer shaves than that
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The wife
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Who keeps on
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Being kissed
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Always heads
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Her shopping list
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Burma-Shave
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The wolf
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Is shaved
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So neat and trim
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Red Riding Hood
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Is chasing him
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Burma-Shave
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To steal
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A kiss
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He had the knack
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But lacked the cheek
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To get one back
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Burma-Shave
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We can't
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Provide you
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With a date
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But we do supply
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Burma-Shave
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We've made
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Grandpa
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Look so trim
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The local
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Draft board's after him
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Why is it
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When you
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Try to pass
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The guy in front
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Goes twice as fast?
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