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A shave
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That's real
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No cuts to heal
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A soothing
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Velvet after-feel
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Burma-Shave
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Around
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The curve
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Lickety-split
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It's a beautiful car
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Wasn't it?
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Burma-Shave
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Feel your face
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As you ride by
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Now don't
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You think
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It's time to try
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Burma-Shave
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Gut rasiert? ("If you want a good shave?" -- German)
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___________ (Chinese)
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La mejor afeitada ("The best shave" -- Spanish)
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The best shave
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In any language
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Burma-Shave
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He asked
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His kitten
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To pet and purr
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She eyed his puss
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And screamed "What fur!"
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Burma-Shave
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If anything
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Will please
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Your Jill
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A little jack
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For this jar will
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Burma-Shave
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If Crusoe'd
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Kept his chin
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More tidy
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He might have found
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A lady Friday
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Burma-Shave
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If harmony
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Is what
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You crave
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Then get
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A tuba
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Burma-Shave
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| . . |
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It gave
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McDonald
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That needed charm
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Hello Hollywood
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Good-by farm
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Burma-Shave
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Men who
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Have to
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Travel light
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Find the 35 cent tube
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Just right
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Burma-Shave
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No matter
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The price
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No matter how new
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No matter how new
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In your car is you
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Burma-Shave
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| . . |
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Our fortune
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Is your
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Shaven face
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It's our best
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Advertising space
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Burma-Shave
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Substitutes
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Are like a girdle
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They find some jobs
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They just
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Can't hurdle
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Burma-Shave
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That barefoot
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Chap
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With cheeks of tan
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Won't let 'em chap
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When he's a man
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Burma-Shave
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| . . |
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The bearded devil
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Is forced
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To dwell
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In the only place
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Where they don't sell
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Burma-Shave
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The hero
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Was brave and strong
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And willin'
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She felt his chin--
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Then wed the villain
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Burma-Shave
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The safest rule
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No ifs or buts
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Just drive
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Like every one else
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Is nuts!
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Burma-Shave
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| . . |
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These signs
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Are not
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For laughs alone
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The face they save
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May be your own
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Burma-Shave
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This cream
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Makes the
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Gardener's daughter
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Plant her tu-lips
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Where she oughter
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Burma-Shave
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Toughest
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Whiskers
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In the town
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We hold 'em up
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You mow 'em down
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Burma-Shave
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| . . |
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We're widely read
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And often quoted
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But it's shaves
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Not signs
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For which we're noted
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Burma-Shave
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When you lay
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Those few cents down
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You've bought
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The smoothest
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Shave in town
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Burma-Shave
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