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6 million housewives
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Can't be wrong
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Who keep
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Their husbands
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Right along in
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Burma-Shave
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A Christmas hug
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A birthday kiss
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Awaits
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The woman
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Who gives this
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Burma-Shave
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Cattle crossing
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Means go slow
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That old bull
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Is some
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Cow's beau
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Burma-Shave
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Dinah doesn't
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Treat him right
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But if he'd
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Shave
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Dyna-mite!
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Burma-Shave
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Does your husband
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Misbehave
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Grunt and grumble
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Rant and rave?
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Shoot the brute some
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Burma-Shave
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For shaving comfort
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Without
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A sting
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That big blue tube
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Has everything
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Burma-Shave
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Free--free
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A trip
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To Mars
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For 900
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Empty jars
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Burma-Shave
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Grandpa knows
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It ain't too late
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He's gone
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To git
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Some widder bait
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Burma-Shave
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His crop of
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Whiskers
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Needed reaping
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That's what kept
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His Lena leaping
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Burma-Shave
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Jar so big
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Cost so small
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Coolest
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Smoothest
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Shave of all
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Burma-Shave
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One shave lasts
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All day through
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Face feels
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Cool and
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Smoother too
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Burma-Shave
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Slow down, Pa
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Sakes alive
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Ma missed signs
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Four
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And five
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Burma-Shave
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Substitutes
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Can let you down
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Quicker
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Than a
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Strapless gown
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Burma-Shave
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Take
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Your
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Time
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Not
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Your life
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Burma-Shave
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The big blue tube's
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Just like Louise
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You get
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A thrill
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From every squeeze
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Burma-Shave
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The blackened forest
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Smoulders yet
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Because
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He flipped
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A cigaret
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Burma-Shave
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The monkey took
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One look at Jim
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And threw the peanuts
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Back at him
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He needed
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Burma-Shave
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Tho stiff
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The beard
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That Nature gave
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It shaves
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Like down with
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Burma-Shave
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To change that
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Shaving job
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To joy
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You gotta use
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The real McCoy
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Burma-Shave
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Try a tube
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Its cooling
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Power
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Refreshes like
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An April shower
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Burma-Shave
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