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At a quiz
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Pa ain't
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No whiz
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But he knows how
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To keep Ma his
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Burma-Shave
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Baby your skin
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Keep it fitter
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Or "baby"
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Will get
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Another sitter
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Burma-Shave
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Don't
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Try passing
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On a slope
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Unless you have
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A periscope
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Burma-Shave
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Don't leave safety
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To mere chance
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That's why
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Belts are
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Sold with pants
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Burma-Shave
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Drinking drivers--
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Nothing worse
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They put
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The quart
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Before the hearse
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Burma-Shave
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He lit a match
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To check gas tank
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That's why
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They call him
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Skinless Frank
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Burma-Shave
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If daisies
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Are your
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Favorite flower
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Keep pushin' up those
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Miles-per-hour
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Burma-Shave
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Many a forest
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Used to stand
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Where a
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Lighted match
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Got out of hand
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Burma-Shave
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Men
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With whiskers
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'Neath their noses
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Oughta have to kiss
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Like eskimoses
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Burma-Shave
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Passing cars
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When you can't see
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May get you
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A glimpse
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Of eternity
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Burma-Shave
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Said farmer Brown
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Who's bald
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On top
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Wish I could
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Rotate the crop
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Burma-Shave
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| . . |
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The draftee
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Tried a tube
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And purred
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Well whaddya know
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I've been defurred
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Burma-Shave
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The one who
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Drives when
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He's been drinking
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Depends on you
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To do his thinking
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Burma-Shave
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The poorest guy
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In the
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Human race
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Can have a
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Million dollar face
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Burma-Shave
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| . . |
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This cooling shave
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Will never fail
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To stamp
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Its user
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First class male
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Burma-Shave
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Use this cream
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A day
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Or two
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Then don't call her--
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She'll call you
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Burma-Shave
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