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Angels
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Who guard you
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When you drive
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Usually
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Reture at 65
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Burma-Shave
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Ben
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Met Anna
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Made a hit
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Neglected beard
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Ben-Anna split
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Burma-Shave
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Bristles scratched
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His cookie's map
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That's what
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Made poor
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Ginger snap
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Burma-Shave
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Dear lover boy,
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Your photo came
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But your doggone beard
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Won't fit
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The frame
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Burma-Shave
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Dim your lights
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Behind a car
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Let folks see
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How bright
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YOU are
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Burma-Shave
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| . . |
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Drowsy?
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Just remember, pard
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That marble slab
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Is doggone
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Hard
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Burma-Shave
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Forest fires
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Start from scratch
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So think before
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You toss
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That match
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Burma-Shave
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Henry the Eighth
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Sure had
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Trouble
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Short term wives
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Long term stubble
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Burma-Shave
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Others claim
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Their product good
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But ours
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Does what
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You think it should
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Burma-Shave
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Statistics prove
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Near and far
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That folks who
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Drive like crazy
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--Are!
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Burma-Shave
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Tempted to try it?
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Follow your hunch
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Be "Top Banana"
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Not one
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Of the bunch
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Burma-Shave
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Thirty days
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Hath September
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April
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June and the
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Speed offender
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Burma-Shave
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This cream
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Is like
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A parachute
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There isn't
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Any substitute
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Burma-Shave
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This will never
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Come to pass
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A back-seat
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Driver
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Out of gas
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Burma-Shave
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| . . |
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Use our cream
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And we betcha
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Girls won't wait
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They'll come
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And getcha
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Burma-Shave
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We've made Grandpa
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Look so youthful
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His pension board
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Thinks
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He's untruthful
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Burma-Shave
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