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A guy
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Who wants
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To middle-aisle it
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Must never scratch
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His little Violet
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Burma-Shave
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A shave
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That's real
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No cuts to heal
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A soothing
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Velvet after-feel
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Burma-Shave
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Can't shave daily?
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Tender hide?
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Now be honest
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Have you
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Tried
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Burma-Shave
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Don't lose
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Your head
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To gain a minute
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You need your head
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Your brains are in it
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Burma-Shave
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Every day
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We do
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Our part
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To make your face
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A work of art
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Burma-Shave
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Film protects
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Your neck
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And chin
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So your razor
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Won't dig in
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Burma-Shave
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If a gift
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You must choose
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Give him one
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He'll like
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To use
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Burma-Shave
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If hugging
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On highways
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Is your sport
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Trade in your car
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For a davenport
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Burma-Shave
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If our road signs
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Catch your eye
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Smile
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But don't forget
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To buy
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Burma-Shave
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If you want
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A hearty squeeze
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Get our
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Female
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Anti-freeze
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Burma-Shave
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In cupid's little
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Bag of trix
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Here's the one
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That clix
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With chix
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Burma-Shave
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Our fortune
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Is your
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Shaven face
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It's our best
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Advertising space
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Burma-Shave
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Pedro
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Walked
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Back home, by golly
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His bristly chin
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Was hot-to-Molly
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Burma-Shave
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The chick
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He wed
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Let out a whoop
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Felt his chin and
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Flew the coop
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Burma-Shave
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Thrifty jars for
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Stay at homes
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Handy tubes
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For him
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Who roams
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Burma-Shave
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We don't
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Know how
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To split an atom
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But as to whiskers
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Let us at 'em
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Burma-Shave
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When the stork
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Delivers a boy
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Our whole
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Darn factory
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Jumps for joy
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Burma-Shave
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