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Subj: Quotations By Comedians-Supp
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Includes the following:  You Bet Your Life w/Groucho Marx - 2 Videos (S870 in Supp2)
.........................Eddie Murphy - The Ice Cream Man - Video (S1073 in Supp2)
.........................Rodney Dangerfield On The Johnny Carson Show (S1013 - Sup2)
.........................George Carlin's "Stuff" Routine (S1008 in Supp2)
.........................Brainstorm With Arnold Schwarzenegger - Video (S962 - Sup2)
.........................Jack Benny and Mel Blanc - Video (S953 in Supp2)
.........................Kyle Kinane's Stand-Up - Video (S945 in Supp2)
.........................W. C. Fields' Money Quote (S1059 in Supp2)
.........................Jim Gaffigan's Standup Routine (S938 in Supp2)
.........................Amy G Plays The Kazoo - Video (S893 in Supp2)
.........................Jim Carrey - Lincoln Ads On SNL (S928 in Supp2)
.........................Huffington Post's Memoriam To Robin Williams (S917 - Supp2)
.........................Hari Kondabolu On Conan On 6/16/14 - Video (S912 in Supp2)
.........................Jonathan Winters "The Stick" - Video (S886 in Supp2)
.........................Late Night Joke Archive (S283 in Supp2)
.........................Smothers Brothers - 'I'm a Pilot' - Video (S885 in Supp2)
.........................Jonathan Winters,Robin Williams On Johnny Carson (S885-Sup2)
.........................Foster Brooks Tells A Funny Joke - Video (S877 in Supp2)
.........................Jerry Seinfeld Performs Stand-Up - Video (S858 in Supp2)
.........................Brad Zimmerman - My Son The Waiter - Video (S865 in Supp2)
.........................The Jovers - Video (S825d in Supp2)
.........................Bill Cosby Discusses Drugs - Video (S841 in Supp2)
.........................Mary Maxwell Gives A Funny Invocation Prayer - Vid(S820-Sp2)
.........................Jeff Dunham and Walter At Spark Of Insanity - Vid (S820-Sp2)
.........................Father Guido Sarducci's Life Is A Job - Video (S814 in Sup2)
.........................'Joking Bad' With Jimmy Fallon - Video (S871 in Supp2)
.........................Abbott Teaches Costello On Computers (S63, S747 in Supp2)
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.........................Bill Maher - Political Correctness - HBO (S961)
.........................George Carlin - Seven Dirty Words (S801)
.........................Mark Lowry Comedy Video!! (S811)
.........................Comedian Dan Nainan - Video (S764)
.........................Jerry Seinfeld On Men And Women - Video (S761)
.........................John Pinette's "Goes Camping" Stand-Up Routine - Video(S757)
.........................Red Skelton's Tip For A Happy Marriage!!! (S419)
.........................Hugh Laurie and Stephen Fry Comedy Sketch - Video (S742)
.........................George Gobel On The Johnny Carson Show - Video (S629, S801)
.........................Tim Hawkins: Old Rock Star Songs - Video (S736)
.........................Maz Jobrani, Iranian-American Comedian On TED - Video (S711)
.........................Carol Burnett Show - Wrong Number - Video (S710)
.........................Remembering Bob Hope (S371)
.........................Harpo/Chico Comic Piano Duet - Video (S700b)
.........................Hippieman On The Craig Ferguson Show - Video (S703)
.........................Jerry Seinfeld - Stand Up Routine - Video (S694, S825)
.........................Robin Williams On Obama's Election - Video (S662)
.........................The Copper Clapper Caper - Video (S485, S743)
.........................Andy Rooney's Thoughts (S317b)
.........................Jeff Dunham And Walter - Video (S535, S801)
.........................Party In The Stomach - Video (S575)
.........................Mrs. Hughes' Comedy - Video (S570
.........................Johnny Carson and Dom deLuise - Video (S627, S801)
.........................Rodney Dangerfield at His Best - Video (S1087)
.........................Other Comedian Quotations
..............................Quote On Jokes (in Supp2)
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..............................Osama Bin Laden Song Performed By Frank Skinner (S712)
..............................Jack Benny: Your Money Or Your Life - Audio (S704)
..............................Seinfeld: How To Respond To A Telemarketer - Vid(S680)
..............................Patsy Cline Song/Comedy Video - Video (S631b)
..............................Bill Maher's New Rules (S551)
..............................More George Carlin #2 (S512c)
..............................Crazy World by Chris Rock
..............................10 Funny Movie Quotes - Video (S709)
..............................TEDx - John Cassidy's Talk On Kindness - Video (S721)

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Subj:     Bill Maher - Political Correctness (S961d-On Site)
          From: Real Time with Bill Maher
 Source1: www.youtube.com/embed/ZNJyDyCocGQ
 Source2: www.facebook.com/Maher/videos/vb.625074
..........27296/10153018339452297/?type=2?theater
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.......Click 'HERE' to hear Bill Maher express concern
.......about a new brand of politically correct censor-
.......ship that is threatening to silence comedy.
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Subj:     George Carlin - Seven Dirty Words
          From: YouTube.com
..........on 5/20/2012 (S801d-iFrame)
 Source: www.youtube.com/embed/vbZhpf3sQxQ

 This video is the best parts of George Carlin's twenty
 minute routine titled "Seven Words You Can Never Say
 on Television".  Click 'HERE' to see and listen to the
 most famous stand-up comedy routine in history.

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Subj:     Mark Lowry Comedy Video!! (S811d-iFrame)
          From: darrelldre on 7/27/2012
Photo from YouTube.com
 Source: www.youtube.com/embed/46fk02enulQ

 Comedian Mark Lowery tells about having a motorcycle wreck
 (while not wearing a helmet) and what happened to him
 afterwards.  Click 'HERE' to listen to this very funny
 comedian discuss when they cut his britches off.

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Subj:     Comedian Dan Nainan
          From: hilary.miller05
..........on 8/30/2011 (S764d-On Site)
 Source: www.youtube.com/embed/Ec_iYKigxRU

 Comedian Dan Nainan from the DVD "Thou Shalt Laugh 2:
 The Deuce," Dan Nainan jokes about the apparent mystery
 of his background.  Click 'HERE' to see this very funny
 comedian.

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Subj:     Jerry Seinfeld On Men And Women (S761) 
          From: FunnyOrDie on 8/13/2011 (d-On Site)
 Source1: www.funnyordie.com/videos/f80f01f1dd/jerry/
..........-seinfeld-on-men-and-women-from-standupfan
 Source2: www.youtube.com/embed/aW6CoU2YtOU

 Click 'HERE' to see this funny stand-up routine by Jerry Seinfeld.

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Subj:     John Pinette's "Goes Camping"
          From: tom on 7/15/11
..........(S757d-On Site, in Hunting-Supp)
 Source: (Removed by Image Entertainment)

 Click 'HERE' to see John Pinette doing his joke routine
 about camping in a 2006 stand-up, comedy routine.

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Subj:     Red Skelton's Tip For A Happy Marriage!!! (S419)
          From: LABLaughsClean on 2/4/2005

 (Just visualizing Red delivering this humor makes me smile.
 Humor without profanity... ...WHAT A CONCEPT!

 1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a
    little beverage, then comes good food and companionship.
    She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.

 2. We also sleep in separate beds.
    Hers is in Ontario and mine is in Tucson.

 3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her
    way back.

 4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our
    anniversary.  "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!"
    she said. So I suggested the kitchen.

 5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

 6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and
    electric bread maker.  Then she said "There are too
    many gadgets and no place to sit down!"  So I bought
    her an electric chair.

 7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because
    there was water in the carburetor.  I asked where the
    car was, she told me "In the Lake."

 8. She got a mudpack and looked great for two days.
    Then the mud fell off.

 9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling "Am I too
    late for the garbage?" The driver said "No, jump in!"

 10. Remember. Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.

 11. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first
     name was Always.

 12. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't
     like to interrupt her.

 13. The last fight was my fault. My wife asked "What's
     on the TV?" I said "Dust!"

From: igiggle@ on 11/28/2005 (S462b)
 There are three ages of man: youth, middle age,
 and "Gee, you look good."  -- Red Skelton

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Subj:     Hugh Laurie and Stephen Fry Comedy Sketch (S742)
          From: Wimp.com in 2011 (in Englishman,d-On Site)
 Source1: www.youtube.com/embed/hNoS2BU6bbQ
 Source2: www.wimp.com/namesir/

 Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie perform a hilarious short
 comedy sketch in a police station.  A man making a
 statement has a surname that is pretty hard to pronounce!
 Watch this classic moment from the ground-breaking comedy
 sketch show 'A Bit of Fry and Laurie' for free with BBC
 Worldwide.  Click 'HERE' to see this very cute comedy
 sketch from Hugh Laurie's early days on British TV.

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Subj:     George Gobel On Johnny Carson Show
          From: LABLaughs (in Movies-Supp2)
          in 2009 (S629, S801d)
 Source: www.youtube.com/embed/efHVcgUajtA

 Bob Hope, Dean Martin, and George Gobel on the Johnny
 Carson Show in 1969.  Click 'HERE' to see this very
 funny video.

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Subj:     Tim Hawkins: Old Rock Star Songs (S736d)
          From: sam.hutkins on 2/15/2011 (in Music2)
 Source1: www.youtube.com/embed/HxKeCmTCDV4
 Source2: www.dalesdesigns.net/rock-on.htm
 Source3: www.youtube.com/embed/9nh-odhhCh4

 In source 1, Comedian Tim Hawkins performs old rock
 star songs at the 5th annual Laugh for Life Gala in
 Edmonton, Alberta on Saturday, November 7, 2008.
 His opening comedy routing is great, but the audience
 isn't into his music.

 In sources 2 and 3, Tim Hawkins doesn't do his comedy
 routing, but the audience is very into his songs about
 famous Rock Stars.

 Click 'HERE' for my copy of the second source.

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Subj:     Maz Jobrani, Iranian-American
             Comedian On TED
..........on 8/31/2010 (S711d)
 Source1: www.youtube.com/embed/RmXiItk49Gw
 Source2: www.wimp.com/hearabout/

 A founding member of the Axis of Evil Comedy Tour, standup
 comic Maz Jobrani riffs on the challenges and conflicts of
 being Iranian-American -- "like, part of me thinks I should
 have a nuclear program; the other part thinks I can't be
 trusted ..."  Click 'HERE' to hear this great comedian on TED.

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Subj:     Carol Burnett Show - Wrong Number 
          From: CKButch4Femme in 2010 
..........(S710d, in Movies2)
 Source: www.youtube.com/embed/vpSk2Hvqqgk

 The "Wrong Number" skit from the Carol Burnet Show featuring
 Carol and Tim Conway.  Click 'HERE' to see this cute video.

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Subj:     Remembering Bob Hope (S371)
          From: Imogenelumen on 3/1/2004

 ON TURNING 70: "You still chase women, but only downhill."

 ON TURNING 80: "That's the time of life when even your
    birthday suit needs pressing."

 ON TURNING 90: "You know you're getting old when the
    candles cost more than the cake."

 ON TURNING 100: "I don't feel old.  In fact I don't feel
    anything until noon.  Then it's time for my nap."

 ON GIVING UP HIS EARLY BOXING CAREER: "I ruined my hands in
    the ring ... the referee kept stepping on them."

 ON SAILORS: "They spend the first six days of each week
    sowing their wild oats, then they go to church on Sunday
    and pray for crop failure."

 ON NEVER WINNING AN OSCAR: "Welcome to the Academy Awards
    or, as it's called at my home, 'Passover'."

 ON GOLF: "Golf is my profession.  Show business just pays
    the green fees."

 ON PRESIDENTS: "I have performed for 12 presidents and
    entertained only six."

 ON WHY HE CHOSE SHOWBIZ FOR HIS CAREER: "When I was born,
    the doctor said to my mother, 'Congratulations.  You
    have an eight-pound ham'."

 ON RECEIVING THE CONGRESSIONAL GOLD MEDAL: "I feel very
    humble, but I think I have the strength of character
    to fight it."

 ON HIS FAMILY'S EARLY POVERTY: "Four of us slept in one
    bed.  When it got cold, mother threw on another brother."

 ON HIS SIX BROTHERS: "That's how I learned to dance.
    Waiting for the bathroom."

 ON HIS EARLY FAILURES: "I wouldn't have had anything to eat
    if it wasn't for the stuff the audience threw at me."

 ON GOING TO HEAVEN: "I've done benefits for ALL religions.
    I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.

From: igiggle on 4/9/2003 (S324b)
 I don't feel eighty.  In fact, I don't feel anything til
 noon.  Then it's time for my nap.  -- Bob Hope

From NBC News on 7/27/03 (S339b)
 Before his death Bob Hope's wife Dolores asked him where
 he wanted to be buried.  Bob's answer was "Suprise me!"

From: LABLaughsClean on 7/22/2005 (S444b)
 "Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better
  in the morning."  -- Bob Hope

From: Joke-Of-The-Day on 3/26/2002 (S269c)
 "When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the
 Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in."
 Bob Hope talking about Jack Benny

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Subj:     Harpo/Chico Comic Piano Duet
          From: kgilmour2000
..........on 6/17/2010 (S700b,d)
 Source1: www.youtube.com/embed/F1-WEvM9spA
 Source2: www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marx_Brothers

 Chico was an excellent pianist, but Harpo was hopelessly
 untalented on the guitar and piano.  Together on the piano
 they were great, funny and so talented that a crowd soon
 formed.  This is an excerpt from The Big Store (1941).  It
 is one of my favorite Marx Bros. moments.  Click 'HERE' to
 watch and listen to these two brothers do this great routine.

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Subj:     Hippieman On The Craig Ferguson Show (S703d)
          From: Anonymous Jr. on 6/12/2010
 Source: (Terminated due to copyright infringement)

 My cousin sent me the following joke from Hippieman:

 "So recently I was reading about another teacher who was
 having sex with a male student.  And I thought: where were
 all these teachers when I was in school.  Just my luck my
 teacher was a 70 year old overweight woman named Mrs. Fraker.
 I did her anyway but ended up with a C- in the class.  I
 asked her after the semester was over: what would it take
 to get it changed to an A?  I found out and said: I'll take
 the C-.  I don't need an A after all.  Which is how I became
 a vegetarian."

 I liked this joke so much, I wanted to see the video of John
 "Hippieman" Novosad performing it in the stand up routine on
 The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson on 6/11/10.  Click
 'HERE' to see this great stand-up comedian perform this joke.
 His delivery makes the joke even better.

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Subj:     Jerry Seinfeld - Stand Up Routine
          From: YouTube.com
..........on 5/2/2010 (S694d, S825)
 Source: www.youtube.com/embed/FzhypkGmdBA

 Click 'HERE' to see Seinfeld's ten minute routine on taking
 a commercial plane flight, McDonald's restaurants, expiration
 dates on milk cartons, seedless watermelons, men's brains and
 horse racing.

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Subj:     Robin Williams On Obama's Election (S662d)
          From: satam3 on 9/15/2009
 Source: www.youtube.com/embed/KW2jSLuHlz4

 This video is Robin Williams' comedy routine in England.
 Prince Charles and Camilla were in the audience.  Click
 'HERE' to watch this great comedian.

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Subj:     The Copper Clapper Caper
          From: LABLaughsClean
..........on 5/3/2006 (S485, S743d)
 Source: www.youtube.com/embed/cjquGpmgwOo

 This is the excellent Tonight Show skit done by Jack Webb and
 Johnny Carson in 1968.  You can view it by clicking 'HERE'.

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Subj:     Andy Rooney Thoughts (S317b)
          From: gheckman on 2/20/2003

 (See 'Words Of Wisdom' in THOUGHTS-LEARNED1)

 1. Andy Rooney on Vegetarians:
 "Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning
 'lousy hunter.'"

 2. Andy Rooney On Prisoners:
 Did you know that it costs forty-thousand dollars a year
 to house each prisoner?  Jeez, for forty-thousand bucks
 apiece, I'll take a few prisoners into my house.  I live
 in Los Angeles. I already have bars on the windows.

 I don't think we should give free room and board to
 criminals. I think they should have to run twelve hours
 a day on a treadmill and generate electricity.  And if
 they don't want to run, they can rest in the chair
 that's hooked up to the generator.

 3. Andy Rooney On Fabric Softener:
 My wife uses fabric softener.  I never knew what that
 stuff was for.  Then I noticed women coming up to me,
 sniffing, then saying under their breath," Married!"
 and walking away.  Fabric Softeners are how our wives
 mark their territory.  We can take off the ring, but
 it's hard to get that April fresh scent out of your
 clothes.

 4. Andy Rooney On Morning Differences:
 Men and women are different in the morning.  We men
 wake up aroused in the morning.  We can't help it.  We
 just wake up and we want you.  And the women are
 thinking, 'How can he want me the way I look in the
 morning?'  It's because we can't see you.  We have no
 blood anywhere near our optic nerve.

 5. Andy Rooney On Phone-In-Polls:
 You know those shows where people call in and vote on
 different issues?  Did you ever notice there's always
 like 18% that say "I don't know."  It costs 90 cents
 to call up and vote and they're voting "I don't know."
 Honey, I feel very strongly about this.  Give me the
 phone. (Says into phone) "I DON'T KNOW!" (Hangs up
 looking proud.)  Sometimes you have to stand up for
 what you believe you're not sure about."  This guy
 probably calls up phone sex girls for $2.95 to say,
 "I'm not in the mood."

 6. Andy Rooney On Cripes:
 My wife's from the Midwest.  Very nice people there.
 Very wholesome.  They Use words like 'Cripes'.  'For
 Cripe's sake.'  Who would that be -- Jesus Cripe's?
 The son of 'Gosh' of the church of 'Holy Moly'?  I'm
 not making fun of it. You think I wanna burn in 'Heck'?

 7. Andy Rooney On Grandma:
 My grandmother has a bumper sticker on her car that
 says, 'Sexy Senior Citizen.'  You don't want to think
 of your grandmother that way, do you?  Out entering
 wet shawl contests.  Makes you wonder where she got
 that dollar she gave you for your birthday.

 8. Andy Rooney On Answering Machines:
 Did you ever hear one of these corny, positive messages
 on someone's answering machine? " Hi , it's a great day
 and I'm out enjoying it right now.  I hope you are too.
 The thought for the day is: "Share the love."  Beep.

 "Uh, yeah...this is the VD clinic calling.... Speaking
 of being positive, your test results are back.  Stop
 sharing the love."

 9. Andy Rooney on Research:
 Because over the past few years, more money has been
 spent on breast implants and Viagra than is spent on
 Alzheimer's Disease research, it is believed that by
 the year 2030 there will be a large number of people
 wandering around with huge breasts and erections...
 who can't remember what to do with them.

 10. Andy Rooney on the Supreme Court
 To view Andy Rooney's opinion of the U.S. Supreme Court,
 the founding fathers and God click 'HERE'.

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Subj:     Jeff Dunham And Walter (S535, S801d)
          From: edapsmas on 4/20/2007
 Source: www.dailymotion.com/video/x70qzc_
.........jeff-dunham-and-walter-best-damn-sp_fun

 (See 'Achmed The Dead Terrorist' in Middle East)

 How funny can a piece of wood be?  This is the funniest
 video I've seen in a long long while.  You can view
 Jeff and Walter on this episode of "Best Damn Sports Show"
 by clicking on the source.

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Subj:    Party In The Stomach (S575d)
         Comedy Routine by Jim Breuer
         in 2008 (in drinking-supp)
 Source: www.youtube.com/embed/mD_WPcSGHgs

 Jim Breuer describes a thing we all have had once or twice.
 Click 'HERE' to view this is a very good comedy routine.

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Subj:     Mrs. Hughes' Comedy (S570d)
          From: darrellvip on 12/19/2007
 Source1: www.youtube.com/embed/jWrj9TaA0Mc
 Source2: www.mrshughes.com/

 Mrs. Hughes is a very funny comedian, especially for the
 older generation.  Click 'HERE' to hear Mrs. Hughes live
 at the Ice House.

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Subj:     Johnny Carson and Dom deLuise
          From: tom on 1/14/2009
..........(S627, S801d, in Movies-Supp2)
 Source: www.youtube.com/embed/Pl0B2JhZTF0

 Dom deLuise does a magic act on the Johnny Carson Show.
 This routine is very, very funny.  Don't miss this one.
 Click 'HERE' to see this wonderful routine.

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Subj:     Rodney Dangerfield at His Best (S1087)
          From: Fred Carll on 11/14/2017 (d-On Site)
 Source: www.facebook.com/RodneyDanger
.........field/videos/1631918886859741/
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 Click 'HERE' to see Rodney at his very best comedy skit.
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Subj:     Other Comedian Quotations

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Subj:     "Osama Bin Laden" Song Performed
             By Frank Skinner (S712d)
          From: CKButch4Femme on Facebook on 9/6/10
 Source: www.youtube.com/embed/q6ee1v6hlok
 In this video, the funny Osama Bin Laden song is performed
 by comedian Frank Skinner at the NIA.  Click 'HERE' to hear
 this cute song.
 

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Subj:     Jack Benny: Your Money Or Your Life (S704d)
          From: Anonymous Jr. on 7/10/2010
Photo from MortysTV.com
 Source1: www.noahscomedypalace.blogspot.com/2009/06/
..........jack-benny-your-money-or-your-life_12.html
 On March 28, 1948, Jack Benny's radio program's episode
 was titled "The Stolen Oscar."  It included his most
 famous comedy routine, "Your Money or Your Life."  Click
 'HERE' to hear Jack's great delivery and humor.

 Or listen by clicking on
 http://www.jokelibrary.net/words/q_to_w/q-comed-supp-benny_audio.MP3
 

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Subj:     Seinfeld: How To Respond
.............To A Telemarketer
          in 2010 (S680d, S826)
 Source: www.wimp.com/respondtelemarketer/
 Click 'HERE' to see this cute, short video.
 

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Subj:     Patsy Cline Song/Comedy Video (S631b,d)
          From: darrellvip on 2/10/2009
 Source: www.youtube.com/embed/bT0-WFsP0sM
 This very cute comedy routing is built around the Patsy
 Cline song "She's Got You".  Click 'Here' to see this
 lip sync at a high school reunion.
 

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Subj:     Bill Maher's New Rules (S551)
          From: rfslick on 8/9/2007
Photo from BarnesAndNoble.com...
 Source: www.hbo.com/billmaher/new_rules/
 The following "New Rules for 2006" are different that
 the HBO list quoted above.  But the "New Rules" is
 a regular part of the show "Real Time with Bill Maher".
 You can read the list by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     More George Carlin #2 (S512c)
          From: momndadac on 11/10/2006

Drawing from JSOnline

 To read 'More George Carlin, click 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Crazy World by Chris Rock (S323)
          From: kmacinty on 4/9/2003
 "You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is
 a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest
 guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's
 Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany
 doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful
 men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colin.'
 Need I say more?"  -- Chris Rock
 

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Subj:     10 Funny Movie Quotes (S709d)
          From: YouTube.com on 8/16/2010
 Source: www.youtube.com/embed/_BmXlJc3kcc
 Click 'HERE' to see these ten very funny movie shorts.
 

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Subj:     TEDx - John Cassidy's Talk
             On Kindness (S721d)
          From: Wimp.com in 2010
 Source1: www.youtube.com/embed/rW28i_SBphU
 Source2: www.wimp.com/worthwatching/
 At TEDxPhoenixville in 2010 the comedian, magician
 John Cassidy gave a talk about kindness by using
 balloons. Cassidy acts very similar to Robin Williams
 and is also very funny.  Click 'HERE' to see this
 touching video.
 
 

From: Joke-Of-The-Day-Mail.com on 7/15/2005 (S443b)
 "Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser.
 I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out
 of them." -- Chris Rock

From: Joke-Of-The-Day-Mail.com on 12/30/2005 (S467b)
 "We were so poor my daddy unplugged the clocks when
  we went to bed."  -- Chris Rock

Also see 'Chris Rock On Police Ass Kicking' in Black1
 

From: oke-of-the-day.com on 4/18/03 (S325b)
 I've had great success being a total idiot.
   -- Jerry Lewis

From: igiggle on 4/22/03 (S325b)
 Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
   -- James Thurber

From: igiggle on 7/6/2004 (S388b)
 You're not famous until my mother has heard of you.
   -- Jay Leno

From: igiggle on 7/5/2004 (S389b)
 What's a home without a mother?  Dirty.  -- Soupy Sales

From: Joke-Of-The-Day-Mail.com on 7/24/2005 (S444b)
 "If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching
  television by candlelight."  -- George Gobol.

From: Joke-Of-The-Day-Mail.com on 8/16/2005 (S446b)
 "If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest,
  craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all
  you have to do is go to a state fair.  Because five
  minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're
  alright. We are dang near royalty."  -- Jeff Foxworthy

From: Joke-Of-The-Day-Mail.com on 10/11/2005 (S454b)
 "The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make
  strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers laugh, and
  Make people talk like you because it's so much fun."
    -- Jerry Seinfeld

From: Joke-Of-The-Day-Mail.com on 1/15/2006 (S469b)
 "Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled
  for a reason."  -- Jerry Seinfeld

From: igiggle on 12/13/2005 (S463b)
 Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them
 in time for Christmas.  -- Johnny Carson

From: Joke-Of-The-Day-Mail.com on 4/8/2006 (S481b)
 "Ballet: Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell
  what religion they are."  -- Robin Williams

From: Joke-Of-The-Day-Mail.com on 7/2/2006 (S492b)
 "By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step,
  he's too old to go anywhere."  -- Billy Crystal

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