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| Subj: Quiz: Are You Smarter
Than A 5th Grader?
From: tom on 12/30/2007 (S571) Picture
from WPRL.com...
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Very cute quiz that we should
all get perfect. I only got 73%.
Click on the source above to
test your skills.
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Subj: 6 Truths
Of Life (S586b)
From: LABLaughsClean on 3/11/2008
1. You cannot touch all your
teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading
the first 'truth', will try it.
3. The first truth is a lie.
4. You are smiling now because
you're an idiot.
5. You will soon forward this
to another idiot.
6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.
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Subj:
My Brain's Age (S610 in Psych-Supp)
From: jcary on 9/18/2008 Drawing from Flickr.com |
Procedure for Flash Fabrica Game:
1. Touch 'start'
2. Wait for 3, 2, 1.
3. Memorize the number's position
on the screen, then click
the circle from
the smallest number to the biggest number.
Example, 0, 4,
8, 9
4. At the end of game, computer will tell your brain's age.
5. If you want to start over, just refresh the screen view.
You can play this silly, cute
game/test at the above source,
or on my web site by clicking
'HERE'.
JCary's brain age is 32 and on
my first try, I got an age
of 52. Good luck !!
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Subj: Do you
remember these? (S581)
From: LABLaughsClean on 3/7/2008
Here's a little quiz to see how
much you remember about
some less-than-important things
from a few decades back.
1. What builds strong bodies
12 ways?
a. Flintstones
vitamins
b. The buttmaster
c. Spaghetti
d. Wonder
Bread
e. Orange
Juice
f. Milk
g. Cod Liver
Oil
2. Before he was Muhammed Ali,
he was...
a. Sugar
Ray Robinson
b. Roy Orbison
c. Gene Autry
d. Rudolph
Valentino
e. Fabian
f. Mickey
Mantle
g. Cassius
Clay
3. Pogo, the comic strip character
said, "We have met
the enemy
and...
a. It's you
b. He is
us
c. It's the
Grinch
d. He wasn't
home
e. He's really
mean
f. We quit
g. He surrendered
4. Good night, David.
a. Good night,
Chet
b. Sleep
well
c. Good Night,
Irene
d. Good Night,
Gracie
e. See you
later, alligator
f. Until
tomorrow
g. Good night,
Steve
5. You'll wonder where the yellow
went,
a. When you
use Tide
b. When you
lose your crayons
c. When you
clean your tub
d. If you
paint the room blue
e. If you
buy a soft water tank
f. When you
use Lady Clairol
g. When you
brush your teeth with Pepsodent
6. Before he was the Skipper's
Little Buddy, Bob
Denver was
Dobie's friend,
a. Stuart
Whitman
b. Randolph
Scott
c. Steve
Reeves
d. Maynard
G. Krebbs
e. Corky
B. Dork
f. Dave the
Whale
g. Zippy
Zoo
7. Liar, liar...
a. You're
a liar
b. Your nose
is growing
c. Pants
on fire
d. Join the
choir
e. Jump up
higher
f. On the
wire
g. I'm telling
Mom
8. Meanwhile, back in Metropolis,
Superman fights a
never ending
battle for truth, justice and...
a. Wheaties
b. Lois Lane
c. TV ratings
d. World
peace
e. Red tights
f. The American
way
g. News headlines
9. Hey, kids, what time is it?
a. It's time
for Yogi Bear
b. It's time
to do your homework
c. It's Howdy
Doody Time
d. It's Time
for Romper Room
e. It's bedtime
f. The Mighty
Mouse Hour
g. Scoopy
Doo Time
10. Lions and tigers and bears...
a. Yikes
b. Oh no
c. Gee whiz
d. I'm scared
e. Oh My
f. Help Help
h. Let's
run
11. Bob Dylan advised us never
to trust anyone
a. Over 40
b. Wearing
a uniform
c. Carrying
a briefcase
d. Over 30
e. You don't
know
f. Who says,
"Trust me"
g. Who eats
tofu
12. NFL quarterback who appeared
in a television
commercial
wearing women's stockings.
a. Troy Aikman
b. Kenny
Stabler
c. Joe Namath
d. Roger
Stauback
e. Joe Montana
f. Steve
Young
g. John Elway
13. Brylcream...
a. Smear
it on
b. You'll
smell great
c. Tame that
cowlick
d. Greaseball
heaven
e. It's a
dream
f. We're
your team
g. A little
dab'll do ya
14. I found my thrill...
a. In Blueberry
muffins
b. With my
man, Bill
c. Down at
the mill
d. Over the
windowsill
e. With thyme
and dill
f. Too late
to enjoy
g. On Blueberry
Hill
15. Before Robin Williams, Peter
Pan was played by
a. Clark
Gable
b. Mary Martin
c. Doris
Day
d. Errol
Flynn
e. Sally
Fields
f. Jim Carey
g. Jay Leno
16. Name the Beatles
a. John,
Steve, George, Ringo
b. John,
Paul, George, Roscoe
c. John,
Paul, Stacey, Ringo
d. Jay, Paul,
George, Ringo
e. Lewis,
Peter, George, Ringo
f. Jason,
Betty, Skipper, Hazel
g. John,
Paul, George, Ringo
17. I wonder, wonder, wonder,
who
a. Who ate
the leftovers?
b. Who did
the laundry?
c. Was it
you?
d. Who wrote
the book of love?
e. Who I
am?
f. Passed
the test?
g. Knocked
on the door?
18. I'm strong to the finish
a. Cause
I eats my broccoli
b. Cause
I eats me spinach
c. Cause
I lift weights
d. Cause
I'm the hero
e. And don't
you forget it
f. Cause
Olive Oyl loves me
g. To outlast
Bruto
19. When it's least expected,
you're elected,
you're the
star today...
a. Smile,
you're on Candid Camera
b. Smile,
you're on Star Search
c. Smile,
you won the lottery
d. Smile,
we're watching you
e. Smile,
the world sees you
f. Smile,
you're a hit
g. Smile,
you're on TV
20. What do M ? M's do?
a. Make your
tummy happy
b. Melt in
your mouth, not in your pocket
c. Make you
fat
d. Melt your
heart
e. Make you
popular
f. Melt in
your mouth, not in your hand
g. Come in
colors
Okay, now scroll down for the
answers!
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Okay, that's it. Here are the
right answers.
1 d - Wonder Bread
2 g - Cassius Clay
3 b - He Is Us
4 a - Good night, Chet
5 g - When you brush your teeth
with Pepsodent
6 d - Maynard G. Krebbs
7 c - Pants On Fire
8 f - The American Way
9 c - It's Howdy Doody Time
10 e - Oh My
11 d - Over 30
12 c - Joe Namath
13 g - A little dab'll do ya
14 g - On Blueberry Hill
15 b - Mary Martin
16 g - John, Paul, George, Ringo
17 d - Who wrote the book of
Love
18 b - Cause I eats me spinach
19 a - Smile, you're on Candid
Camera
20 f - Melt In Your Mouth Not
In Your Hand
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Concentration Test For Men (S592b)
From: gattica30 on 5/18/2008 Source: http://www.concentrationtest.com |
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Try to follow the hidden ball.
You can play this cute
game at the above source, or
on an Excel Worksheet on
my web site by clicking 'HERE'.
The source also has concentration
tests for women,
lesbians, and gays.
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Subj: Three
Question Test (S569)
From: LABLaughsRiddles on 12/18/2007
What are your answers to the
respective questions
so that your answers to all
the questions are correct?
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Question 1
The answer to Question 2 is:
A. B
B. C
C. A
Question 2
The first question with correct
answer B is:
A. Question 3
B. Question 1
C. Question 2
Question 3
The only answer you have not
chosen yet is:
A. A
B. B
C. C
x
x
x
x
x
Scroll down for the answer
x
x
x
x
x
Here it comes
x
x
x
x
x
Question 1: C
Question 2: A
Question 3: B
Just go through the answers to
Question 1:
The answer can't be "A" because
then the answer to
question 2 would say that the
answer to Question 1
was really "B".
The answer to Question 1 can't
be "B" either, because
then question 2 would state
that its own answer is "B",
when it would have to be "C".
This leaves "C" for Question
1 and "A" for Question 2.
Question 3 must then have an
answer of "B".
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Subj:
Test For People Over 50 Years Old (S570C)
From: darrellvip on 12/20/2007 Exclamation Point from darrell94590 on 8/5/2005 |
Pretty cool....You have to be 50 or so....
Write down your answers and check them below.
1. When did "Little Suzie" finally
wake up?
a) The movie's
over, it's 2 o'clock
b) The movie's
over, it's 3 o'clock
c) The movie's
over, it's 4 o'clock
2. "Rock Around The Clock" was
used in what movie?
a) Rebel
Without A Cause
b) Blackboard
Jungle
c) The Wild
Ones
3. What's missing? Earth_____
a) Angel
b) Head
c) Worm
4. "I found my thrill..." where?
a) Kansas
City
b) Heartbreak
Hotel
c) Blueberry
Hil l
5. "Please turn on your magic
beam, _____ _____ bring
me a dream"
a) Mr. Sandman
b) Earth
Angel
c) Dream
Lover
6. For which label did Elvis
Presley first record?
a) Chancellor
b) RCA
c) Sun
7. He asked, "Why's everybody
always pickin' on me?"
Who was he?
a) Bad Leroy
Brown
b) Charlie
Brown
c) Buster
Brown
8. Bobby Darin's "Mack The Knife",
the one
with the
knife, was named:
a) MacHeath
b) MacCloud
c) McNa mara
9. Name the song with "A-wop
bop a-loo bop a-lop bam boom"?
a) Good Golly
Miss Molly
b) Be-Bo
p-A-Lula
c) Tutti
Fruitti
10. Who is generally given credit
for the term
"Rock And Roll"?
a) Dick Clark
b) Wolfman
Jack
c) Alan Freed
11. In 1957 he left the music
business to become a preacher.
a) Little
Richard
b) Frankie
Lymon
c) Tony Orlando
12. Paul Anaka's "Puppy
Love" is written to what star?
a) Brenda
Lee
b) Connie
Francis
c) Annette
Funicello
13. The Everly Brothers are...
a) Pete and
Dick
b) Don and
Phil
c) Bob and
Bill
14. The Big Bopper?s real name
was:
a) Jiles
P. Richardson
b) Roy Harold
Scherer Jr.
c) Marion
Michael Morrison (JOHN WAYNE)
15. In 1959 Berry G ordy Jr.
started a small
record company
called...
a) Decca
b) Cameo
c) Motown
16. Ed Byrnes had a hit with
"Kookie, Kookie,
Lend Me Your
Comb." What TV show was he on?
a) 77 Sunset
Strip
b) Hawaiian
Eye
c) Surfside
Six
17. In 1960 Bobby Darin married:
a) Carol
Lynley
b) Sandra
Dee
c) Natalie
Wood
18. They were a one hit wonder
with "Book Of Love."
a) The Penguins
b) The Monotones
c) The Moonglows
Answers:
1. c) The movie's over, it's
4 o'clock
2. b) Blackboard Jungle
3. a) Angel
4. c) Blueberry Hill
5. a) Mr. Sandman
6. c) Sun
7. b) Charlie Brown
8. a) Mac H eath
9. c) Tutti-Frutti
10. c) Alan Freed If you
had this wrong, take the tissues
and socks
out of your bra or turn in your Flag Flyers!
11. a) Little Richard
12. c) Annette Funicello
13. b) Don and Phil
14. a) Jiles P. Richardson
15. c) Motown
16. a) 77 Sunset Strip
17. b) Sandra Dee
18. b) The Monotones
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| Subj:
Trivia Bits By Stanley Newman (S573c)
From: The Contra Costa Times on 1/12/2008 |
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Subj: Word
Puzzle (S553)
From: darrellvip on 8/24/2007
Give this PLENTY of thought,
and don't cheat!
I am only sending this to my
smart friends and relatives.
I couldn't figure it out till
I saw the answers, so see
if you can figure out what these
Words Have In Common??
Banana
Dresser
Grammar
Potato
Revive
Uneven
Assess
Are You Peeking Or Have You Already Given Up?
Give It Another Try ...
You'll kick yourself when you
discover the answer.
Go back and look at them again;
think hard.
OK . Here You Go .. Hope You
Didn't Cheat. This is Cool!!
Answer ......
In all of the words listed, if
you take the first letter,
place it at the end of the word,
and then spell the word
backwards, it will be the same
word! Told ya it was cool!
Did you figure it out? Yeah, me, neither
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Subj:
During And After A Quake - Quiz (S592 in Facts2)
From: auntiegah on 5/17/2008 |
This cute ten question test on
what to do during a quake
is harder than you think.
You can test your knowledge
at the source above, or on my
web site by clicking 'HERE'.
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Subj: People
Who Think They Know Everything Quiz (S443b)
From: LABLaughsClean on 7/20/2005
1. There's one "sport" in which
neither the spectators nor
the participants
know the score or the leader until the
contest ends. What
is it?
2. What famous North American
landmark is constantly
moving backward?
3. Of all vegetables, only two
can live to produce on their
own for several
growing seasons. All other vegetables
must be replanted
every year. What are the only two
perennial vegetables?
4. Name the only sport in which
the ball is always in
possession of the
team on defense, and the offensive
team can score
without touching the ball?
5. What fruit has its seeds on the outside?
6. In many liquor stores, you
can buy pear brandy, with a
real pear inside
the bottle. The pear is whole and ripe,
and the bottle
is genuine; it hasn't been cut in any way.
How did the pear
get inside the bottle?
7. Only three words in standard
English begin with the
letters "dw." They
are all common. Name two of them.
8. There are fourteen punctuation
marks in English grammar.
Can you name half
of them?
9. Where are the lakes that are
referred to in the "Los
Angeles Lakers?"
10. There are seven ways a base ball
player can legally
reach first base
without getting a hit. Taking a base on
balls-a walk-is
one way. Name the other six.
11. It's the only vegetable or fruit
that is never sold
frozen, canned,
processed, cooked, or in any other form
but fresh. What
is it?
12. Name six or more things that you
can wear on your
feet that begin
with the letter "S."
ANSWERS BELOW..........
DON'T LOOK TILL YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY
READY!
Answers To Quiz"
1. There's one "sport" in which
neither the spectators nor
the participants
know the score or the leader until the
contest ends. What
is it?
Boxing.
2. What famous North American
landmark is constantly
moving backward?
Niagara Falls.
The rim is worn down about two and a
half feet each
year because of the millions of gallons
of water that rush
over it every minute.
3. Of all vegetables, only two
can live to produce on
their own for several
growing seasons. All other
vegetables must
be replanted every year.
What are the only
two perennial vegetables?
Asparagus and rhubarb.
4. Name the only sport in which
the ball is always in
possession of the
team on defense, and the offensive
team can score
without touching the ball?
Baseball.
5. What fruit has its seeds on
the outside?
Strawberry.
6. In many liquor stores, you
can buy pear brandy, with
a real pear inside
the bottle. The pear is whole and ripe,
and the bottle
is genuine; it hasn't been cut in any way.
How did the pear
get inside the bottle?
The pear grew inside
the bottle. The bottles are placed
over pear buds
when they are small, and are wired in
place on the tree.
The bottle is left
in place for the whole growing
season. When the
pears are ripe, they are snipped off at
the stems.
7. Only three words in standard
English begin with the
letters "dw." They
are all common. Name two of them.
Dwarf, dwell, and
dwindle.
8. There are fourteen punctuation
marks in English grammar.
Can you name half
of them?
Period, comma,
colon, semicolon, dash, hyphen, apostrophe,
question mark,
exclamation point, quotation marks,
brackets, parenthesis,
braces, and ellipses.
9. Where are the lakes that are
referred to in the "Los
Angeles Lakers?"
In Minnesota. The
team was originally known as the
Minneapolis Lakers
and kept the name when they moved west.
10. There are seven ways a baseball
player can legally reach
first base without
getting a hit. Taking a base on balls-
a walk-is one way.
Name the other six.
Batter hit by a
pitch; passed ball; catcher interference;
catcher drops third
strike; fielder's choice; and being
designated as a
pinch runner.
11. It's the only vegetable or fruit
that is never sold
frozen, canned,
processed, cooked, or in any other form
but fresh. What
is it?
Lettuce.
12. Name six or more things that you
can wear on your feet
that begin with
the letter "S."
Shoes, socks, sandals,
sneakers, slippers, skis, skates,
snowshoes, stockings,
stilts.
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The Banana Test (S602c)
From: darrellvip on 7/23/2008 Banana
picture from
CES.NCSU.edu...
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You can take this silly, cute test by clicking 'HERE'.
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Subj: MSN
Encarta - Quiz (S436b)
From: Shy Ron on 5/31/2005
Source: http://encarta.msn.com/encnet/features/quiz/
This is a wonderful set of quizes.
I have selected
"Complete the Quote" to test
the memory of you folks.
I got 8 out of 10. Give
it a try at
http://encarta.msn.com/quiz_123/Complete_the_Quote.html
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Subj:
60s Dance Trivia (S617b)
From: Puzzles And Brain Teasers on 11/3/2008 Animated GIF from SCHULACES3 on 10/16/2003 |
Which of the following were not
dances in the '60s?
The
Frug
The
Watusi
The
Twist
The
Mashed Potato
The
Swim
The
Shaggy Dog
The
Monkey
The
Jerk
The
Skate
You can get the answer at the
above source,
or on my web site by clicking
'HERE'.
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Smiley waves goodbye
is from Imogenelumen on 8/8/2004 |