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Subj:     Christmas-Supp Jokes
                 (Includes 42 jokes and articles, 04 1037,37,cf,vXT2b4c,34)

Santa Waving from
WebDeveloper.com
Includes the following:  Happy Holidays From The Minions - Trailer (S986)
.........................Sainsbury's OFFICIAL Christmas 2014 Ad (S933)
.........................Holiday Rube Goldberg Machine - Video (S882)
.........................Playing Weeweechu (S359b, S569b)
.........................Red Green's Redneck Christmas Dinner - Video (S881)
.........................Walk Off The Earth Rock Band (S881d)
..............................Little Drummer Boy Song
..............................Gang of Rhythm - Car Loop Version
.........................The Christmas Shoes Song By NewSong - Video/Song (S879)
.........................Captain Picard Sings "Let It Snow!" (S880d)
.........................Walt Disney's Toy Tinkers - Video (S881)
.........................Bob Welsh - My Christmas Eve Poem - Video (S832)
.........................Snow Falling On Your House (S828)
.........................Grandma Got Molested At The Airport - Video/Song (S724)
.........................Red Skelton - Littlest Christmas Tree - Audio/Video (S777)
.........................Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer (S724)
.........................The Christmas Can-Can - Video (S724)
.........................GIGGLE with The GOATS - Holiday Performance - Video (S724)
.........................A Christmas eCard For 2010 (S724)
.........................Christmas Food Court Flash Mob, Hallelujah Chorus/Vid(S725)
.........................A Christmas Card - SWF (S673b)
.........................Ashland College Christmas Gift - SWF (S673)
.........................Mr. Bean Christmas - Video (S672, S829)
.........................An Italian Christmas Date (S571b)
.........................Regifting Robin - SWF (S673, S778)
.........................Boy Steals Baby Jesus (S570b, S829)
.........................Italian Christmas Time - Video (S829)
.........................ASCII Holiday Art
.........................Garfield's 10th Day Of Christmas - Video (S935)
.........................Lily And the Snowman - Video (S1036)
.........................How To Tell A Democrat From A Republican (S48)
.........................Slow-Motion Christmas Bounce - Video (S1038)
.........................Sara X Does Jingle Boobs - Video (S1024)
.........................Short Christmas Jokes
..............................Peanuts Sunday Comic Strip (S725, S829)
..............................Merry Christmas from Batman in 1945 (S881)
..............................Snoopy And Woodstock At Christmas (S777)
..............................Simon's Cat in 'Fowl Play' - Video (S777, S829)
..............................Garfield Sunday Comic Strip (S725, S828)
..............................Hanukkah, Christmas, Kwanzaa Message (S778)
..............................A Christmas Wish (S670b)
..............................Dirty Christmas Wrapping Paper (S620b)
..............................Italian Christmas - Video (S986)
..............................Woods Family Christmas Card (S672)
..............................Google: Let It Snow (S777)

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Subj:     Happy Holidays From The Minions (S986d)
          From: Sandy Vollmer on Facebook on 12/3/2015
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/TN4BiZXphds
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.......Click 'HERE' to see this very happy trailer.
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Subj:     Sainsbury's OFFICIAL Christmas 2014 Ad (S933d)
          Produced by Sainsbury's
          From: Carol Perona on Facebook
 Source1: http://www.youtube.com/embed/NWF2JBb1bvM
 Source2: http://rare.us/story/this-wwi-themed-
..........christmas-ad-is-blowing-up-the-internet/

 A World War I, themed advertisement for Sainsbury's, a supermarket
 chain in the UK. On Christmas Eve 100 years ago, soldiers on both
 sides laid down their weapons in commemoration of the holidays.
 The ad remembers that time, showing both British and German forces
 coming together for a friendly soccer match and a touching gift
 exchange.  Click 'HERE' to see this wonderfully well done true story.
 

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Subj:     Holiday Rube Goldberg Machine (S882d)
          Made by DMI Productions
 Source1: http://www.youtube.com/embed/6J_KmOObUdk
 Source2: http://www.wimp.com/holidaymachine/

 Richard Wiseman, psychologist, author, and host of YouTube's
 "Quirkology" channel, shares this video of a holiday themed
 Rube Goldberg machine. Made by DMI Productions, this machine
 is cleverly designed to spread some holiday joy.  Click
 'HERE' to enjoy this holiday treat.

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Subj:     Playing Weeweechu (S359b, S569b)
..........From: Imogenelumen on 12/18/2003
      and From: ginafm on 12/19/2007

 One beautiful December evening Huan Cho and his girlfriend
 Jung Lee were sitting by the side of the ocean.  It was a
 romantic full moon, when Huan Cho said "Hey baby, let's
 play Weeweechu."

 "Oh no, not now, let's look at the moon!" said Jung Lee.

 "Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I play Weeweechu.  I love
 you and it's the perfect time," Huan Cho Begged.

 "But I rather just hold your hand and watch the moon."

 "Please Jung Lee, just once play Weeweechu with me."

 Jung Lee looked at Huan Cho and said, "OK, we'll play
 Weeweechu."

 Huan Cho grabbed his guitar and they both sang.....

 "Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas,
 Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year."

 AND SO DO I!

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Subj:     Red Green's Redneck Christmas Dinner (S881d)
          From: bill7808 on 12/19/2013
Photo from YouTube.com
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/niegc7QcilM

 Red shows you how to make a complete Christmas dinner without
 a kitchen.  This is a clip from It's a Wonderful Red Green
 Christmas.  Click 'HERE' to see this silly, but very funny
 Christmas dinner.

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Subj:     Walk Off The Earth Rock Band (S881d)
          From: Wimp.com on 12/10/2013
Photo from WalkOffTheEarth...
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 In these two wonderful videos, Walk off the Earth, a Canadian
 experimental rock band originally from Burlington, Ontario,
 play two creative songs with the help of three dogs and a
 Volkswagen convertible.
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Subj: Little Drummer Boy Song
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 Source: http://www.youtube.com/
.........embed/V5v07eIFfNY
Walk Off The Earth Rock Band and three
dogs play a great version of this song.
Photo from YouTube.com
 Click 'HERE' to see and listen to this wonderful Christmas song.
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Subj: Gang of Rhythm - Car Loop Version
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 Source: http://www.youtube.com/
.........embed/oIfsVtmFoqU
In this second video, Walk Off The Earth
create a beautiful song using a VW car.
Photo from YouTube.com
 Click 'HERE' to see and listen to this very creative song
 using a VW convertible.
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Subj:     The Christmas Shoes Song By NewSong (S879d)
          Performed by Christian vocal group NewSong
          From: Ava Schauer on Facebook on 12/5/2013
 Source1: http://www.youtube.com/embed/MpkI7GW2V34
 Source2: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Christmas_Shoes_(song)

 This video/song is about a boy buying his mother shoes at
 Christmas.  The song written, and performed by Christian
 vocal group NewSong.  Click 'HERE' to hear and see this
 moving story.

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Subj:     Captain Picard Sings "Let It Snow!" (S880d)
          Created by JamesCovenant on 12/3/2013
          From: George Takei
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/i-zdMkOZTKs

 Captain Picard sings 'Let it snow!' using many video clips.
 Nothing says holiday cheer like Captain Picard, so thank you,
 James Covenant for this brilliant song.  Click 'HERE' to see
 and hear Picard song.

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Subj:     Walt Disney's Toy Tinkers (S881d)
          Made by Walt Disney Productions
 Source1: http://www.youtube.com/embed/rNBxklKvhjQ
 Source2: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toy_Tinkers

 Toy Tinkers is an animated short film produced in Technicolor
 by Walt Disney Productions and released to theaters on December
 16, 1949.  Set during Christmas time, the film shows Chip 'n'
 Dale trying to steal nuts from Donald Duck's home using toy
 weapons.  The film was nominated for an Academy Award for Best
 Animated Short Film in 1950.

 Click 'HERE' to see this wonderful Disney animated short
 Christmas film.

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Subj:     Bob Welsh - My Christmas Eve Poem (S832d)
          From: rfslick on 12/19/2012
Photo from YouTube.com
 Source1: http://www.youtube.com/embed/WxjZB5S_g7s
 Source2: http://www.youtube.com/embed/PLerLCES03g

 Ohio Highway Patrol Officer Bob Welsh recites his original
 poem 'My Christmas Eve.'  Bob uniquely weaves his stories
 into prose.  His Christmas Eve experiences are not pretty,
 but they are very touching, and a real tear jerker.  Click
 'HERE' to hear the story of Bob's life.

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Subj:     Snow Falling On Your House (S828d)
          From: tom on 11/25/2012
 Source: http://pushercontent.com/clients/pusher/pusher-christmas-2011/
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 This is amazing, if you have not seen it
 before just type in your address or any
 family addresses and look through the
 window at the snow falling on your home
 today. It's amazing!!!!  Click 'HERE' to
 see this cute use of Google street photos.
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Subj:     Grandma Got Molested At The Airport (S724d)
          From: tom on 12/16/2010
Drawing from TimTim.com
 Source: https://www.youtube.com/embed/a55ondH9EP4

 Hilarious TSA Parody, Sung to the tune "Grandma Got
 Ran Over by a Reindeer".  An original song parody
 by Donny Aldridge.  He is a  very funny Singer/
 songwriter, and political satirist.  Click 'HERE'
 to hear this funny, and all too true song.

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Subj:     Red Skelton - The Littlest Christmas Tree
          From: Rebecca Champion on 12/17/2011 (S777d)
Drawing from SmallDeadAnimals.com...
 Source1: https://www.youtube.com/embed/SsSBHdOVle0
 Audio Source2: http://www.redskelton.com/The_Little_Christmas_Tree.htm

 I have enjoyed this skit since I was little.  Mom played
 it every year on our record player!! You can enjoy this
 audio recording by Red Skelton with a series of pictures
 by clicking 'HERE'.

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Subj:     Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer (S724d)
          From: darrellvip on 12/17/2010
Drawing from Loadtr.com
 Source1: http://www.suite101.com/content/the-origin-
..........of-rudolph-the-rednosed-reindeer-a80805
 Source2: http://www.snopes.com/holidays/christmas/rudolph.asp

 For many long years, Santa Claus was associated with eight
 reindeer.  Then, in 1939, Robert L. May added a ninth and
 a new Christmas tradition was born.  Click 'HERE' to read
 the origin of this modern day classic.

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Subj:     The Christmas Can-Can (S724d)
          By Straight No Chaser
          From: hilary.miller05 on 12/13/2010
 Source1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E-47VmFopE
 Source2: http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/
..........bcpid1909243034?bctid=53156488001

 Straight No Chaser (SNC) is the name of two related but
 separate a cappella men's singing groups.  The Indiana
 University amateur college group now known as "Indiana
 University's Straight No Chaser" is composed of 10 to
 12 undergraduate men whose lineup changes every year.
 The professional group, known simply as Straight No
 Chaser, is composed of former members, mostly original
 members, of the college group.

 Click 'HERE' to see and hear this great original song and group.

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Subj:     GIGGLE With The GOATS In A
              Jingle Bells Holiday Performance (S724d, S829)
          From: hilary.miller05 on 12/13/2010
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/b4_EdJ-XkUA

 Laugh along with us at the funny antics of these young
 cashmere goats.  Enjoy their natural playfulness and
 gymnastic moves as they explore their new world with
 their brothers, sisters, and friends.  To see four
 more cute goat videos go to www.GIGGLEwiththeGOATS.com.

 Click 'HERE' to see 'GIGGLE with the GOATS Jingle Bells
 Holiday Performance.'

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Subj:     A Christmas eCard For 2010 (S724)
          By American Greetings
          From: darrellvip on 12/9/2010
 Source1: http://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/preview/flash/bws8Shell_
..........fps24.swf?ihost=http://ak.imgag.com/imgag?brandldrPath=/
..........product/full/el/?cardNum=/product/full/ap/3166187/graphic1
 Source2: http://www.americangreetings.com/ecards/display.pd?
..........prodnum=3166187?Ne=374362?N=374005+374226+374043?
..........offset=9?Ns=P_NEWNESS|1||P_PERFORMANCE_NUMBER|1

 This eCard from American Greetings is titled "Christmas Magic."
 Click on either source to see this cute Christmas greeting card.
 My copy doesn't work on Chrome.

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Subj:     Christmas Food Court Flash Mob, Hallelujah Chorus (S725d)
..........From: kgilmour2000 on 11/28/2010
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/SXh7JR9oKVE

 On Nov.13 2010 unsuspecting shoppers got a big surprise
 while enjoying their lunch.  Over 100 participants in this
 awesome Christmas Flash Mob.  This flash mob was organized
 by http://www.AlphabetPhotography.com to wish everyone a
 very Merry Christmas!  Click 'HERE' to see this wonderfully
 touching moment.

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Subj:     A Christmas Card (S673b,d)
          From: darrellvip on 12/21/2009
 Source: http://www.jacquielawson.com/viewcard.
.........asp?code=2022916454721?source=jl999

 Click 'HERE' to see beautiful animated Christmas card.

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Subj:     Ashland College Christmas Gift (S673d)
          From: AFine963 on 12/23/2009
..........Source: (Removed from ashland.edu)

 This SWF video is amazing to watch.  The graphics and music
 are quite pleasant.  You can see it by clicking 'HERE'.

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Subj:     Mr. Bean Christmas (S672d, S829)
          From: Wimp.com on 12/19/2009
 Source: http://www.wimp.com/beanchristmas/

 Click 'HERE' to see this cute, old, holiday video.

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Subj:     An Italian Christmas Date (S571b)
          From: tom on 12/28/2007

 I thought it would be a nice idea to bring a date to my
 parents' house on Christmas Eve.  I thought it would be
 interesting for a non-Italian girl to see how an Italian
 family spends the holidays.

 I thought my mother and my date would hit it off like
 partridges and pear trees.....I was wrong!  I had only
 known Karen for three weeks when I extended the invitation.
 "I know these family things can be a little weird," I told
 her, "but my folks are great, and we always have a lot of
 fun on Christmas Eve."

 "Sounds fine to me," Karen said.

 I told my mother I'd be bringing Karen with me.  "She's a
 very nice girl and she's really looking forward to meeting
 all of you."

 "Sounds fine to me," my mother said.

 And that was that.

 Two telephone calls.  Two sounds-fine-to-me.  What more could
 I want?  I should point out, I suppose, that in Italian
 households, Christmas Eve is the social event of the season
 -- an Italian woman's reason for living.  She cleans.  She
 cooks.  She bakes.  She orchestrates every minute of the
 entire evening.  Christmas Eve is what Italian women live for.
 I should also point out, I suppose, that when it comes to the
 kind of women that make Italian men go nuts, Karen is it.
 She doesn't clean. She doesn't cook.  She doesn't bake.  And
 she has the largest breasts I have ever seen on a human being!
 I brought her anyway.

 7 p.m. - We arrive.

 Karen and I walk in and putter around for half an hour waiting
 for the other guests to show up.  During that half hour, my
 mother grills Karen like cheeseburger on the barbecue
 determines that Karen does not clean, cook, or bake.

 My father is equally observant.  He pulls me into the living
 room and notes, "She has the largest breasts I have ever seen
 on a human being!"

 7:30 p.m. - Others arrive.

 Zio Giovanni walks in with my Zia Maria, assorted kids,
 assorted gifts.  We sit around the dining room table for
 antipasto, a symmetrically composed platter of lettuce,
 roasted peppers, black olives, anchovies and cheese....no
 meat of course.  When I offer to make Karen's plate she says,
 "No Thank you."  She points to the anchovies with a look of
 disgust.... "You don't like anchovies?" I ask.  "I don't like
 fish, Karen announces to one and all as 67 other varieties of
 seafood are baking, broiling and simmering in the next room.
 My mother makes the sign of the cross.

 Things are getting uncomfortable.  Zia Maria asks Karen what
 her family eats on Christmas Eve. Karen says, "Knockwurst."

 My father, who is still staring in a daze, at Karen's chest,
 temporarily snaps out of it to murmur, "Knockers?"

 My mother kicks him so hard he gets a blood clot.

 None of this is turning out the way I'd hoped.

 8:00 p.m. - Second course. The spaghetti and crab sauce is
 on the way to the table.  Karen declines the crab sauce and
 says she'll make her own with butter and ketchup.  My mother
 asks me to join her in the kitchen.  I take my "Merry
 Christmas" napkin from my lap, place it on the "Merry
 Christmas" tablecloth and walk into the kitchen.

 "I don't want to start any trouble," my mother says calmly,
 clutching a bottle of ketchup in her hands.  "But if she
 pours this on my pasta, I'm going to throw acid in her face."

 "Come on," I tell her. "It's Christmas.  Let her eat what
 she wants."

 My mother considers the situation, then nods.

 As I turn to walk back into the dining room, she grabs my
 shoulder.  "Tell me the truth," she says, "are you serious
 with this tramp?"

 "She's not a tramp," I reply.  "And I've only known her for
 three weeks."  "Well, it's your life," she tells me, "but
 if you marry her, she'll poison you."

 8:30 p.m. - More fish.

 My stomach is knotted like one of those macrame' plant
 hangers that are always three times larger than the plants
 they hold.  All the women get up to clear away the spaghetti
 dishes, except for Karen, who, instead, lights a cigarette.
 "Why don't you give them a little hand?"  I politely suggest.
 Karen makes a face and walks into the kitchen carrying three
 forks.

 "Dear, you don't have to do that," my mother tells her,
 smiling painfully. "Oh, okay," Karen says, putting the forks
 on the sink.  As she reenters the dining room, a wine glass
 flies over her head, and smashes against the wall.  From the
 kitchen, my mother says, "Whoops."

 More fish comes out.  After some goading, Karen tries a piece
 of scungilli, which she describes as "slimy, like worms."
 My mother winces, bites her hand and pounds her chest like
 one of those old women you always see in the sixth row of a
 funeral home.

 Zia Maria does the same.  Karen, believing that this is
 something that all Italian women do on Christmas Eve, bites
 her hand and pounds her chest.  My Zio Giovanni doesn't
 know what to make of it.  My father's dentures fall out and
 chew a six-inch gash in the tablecloth.

 10:00 pm. - Coffee, dessert.

 Espresso all around.  A little anisette.  A curl of lemon
 peel.  When Karen asks for milk, my mother finally slaps her
 in the face with a cannoli.  I guess it had to happen sooner
 or later.  Karen, believing that this is something that all
 Italian women do on Christmas Eve, picks up a cannoli and
 slaps my mother with it.

 "This is fun," Karen says.

 Time passes and believe it or not, everyone is laughing and
 smiling and filled with good cheer - even my mother, who
 grabs me by the shoulder, laughs and says, "Get this bitch
 out of my house."

 Sounds fine to me.

 THE END---- If you aren't in stitches by now, you don't
 know Italians!!

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Subj:     Regifting Robin (S673, S778d)
          From: lindababcockscat on 12/16/2009
      and From: tom on 12/28/2011
 Source: http://www.regiftable.com/regiftingrobinpopup.html
.(Also see 'Magic Gopher' in Math4b-Supp
.......and 'Crystal Ball' in Math4-Supp)

 Regifting Robin will guess the gift you plan to give away.
 Click 'HERE' to see this cute trick.

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Subj:     Boy Steals Baby Jesus (S570b, S829)
          From: darrellvip on 12/26/2007

 It was the day AFTER Christmas at a church in San Francisco.
 The Pastor of the church was looking at the manger scene,
 when he noticed that the baby Jesus figure was missing from
 the cradle.  He immediately went outside and saw a little
 boy with a red wagon walking down the Street, and in the
 wagon, was the figure of the infant Jesus.

 So he walked up to the boy and said, "Son, where did you
 get that little baby Jesus that's in your wagon?"

 The little boy replied, "I got him from the church.".

 "And why did you take him?" asked the pastor.

 The little boy replied, "Well, about a week before Christmas,
 I prayed and I told Jesus if he would bring me a red wagon
 for Christmas, I would give him a ride in it!"

 "Merry Christmas To All"

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Subj:     Italian Christmas Time (S829d)
          Song by comedian Mike KC
          From: tom on 12/18/2012
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/ZzTBc-ARN5Y

 Rumor has it you may be of Italian descent, so I thought
 you might enjoy "Buon Natale, Italian Christmas time."
 This is truly Italian living at Christmas.  Click 'HERE'
 to see this music video by comedian Mike KC.

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Subj:     ASCII Holiday Art
          From: smiles on 98-12-18
 

                                     +
                                    "X"
                                   "XXX"
                                  "XXXXX"
                                 "GOD JUL"
                                "BUON ANNO"
                               "FELIZ NATAL"
                              "JOYEUX   NOEL"
                             "VESELE   VANOCE"
                            "MELE   KALIKIMAKA"
                           "NODLAG  SONA  DHUIT"
                          "BLWYDDYN  NEWYDD  DDA"
                         """""""BOAS FESTAS"""""""
                              "FELIZ NAVIDAD"
                             "MERRY CHRISTMAS"
                            "KALA CHRISTOUGENA"
                           "VROLIJK  KERSTFEEST"
                          "FROHLICHE WEIHNACHTEN"
                         "BUON  NATALE-GODT NYTAR"
                        "HUAN YING SHENG TAN CHIEH"
                       "WESOLYCH SWIAT-SRETAN BOZIC"
                     "MOADIM LESIMHA-LINKSMU KALEDU"
                     "HAUSKAA JOULUA-AID SAID MOUBARK"
                    """""""'N  PRETTIG  KERSTMIS"""""""
                         "ONNZLLISTA UUTTA VUOTTA"
                        "Z ROZHDESTYOM  KHRYSTOVYM"
                       "NADOLIG LLAWEN-GOTT NYTTSAR"
                      "FELIC NADAL-GOJAN KRISTNASKON"
                     "S  NOVYM  GODOM-FELIZ ANO NUEVO"
                    "GLEDILEG JOL-NOELINIZ KUTLU OLSUM"
                   "EEN GELUKKIG NIEUWJAAR-SRETAN BOSIC"
                  "KRIHSTLINDJA GEZUAR-KALA CHRISTOUGENA"
                 "SELAMAT HARI NATAL - LAHNINGU NAJU METU"
                """""""SARBATORI FERICITE-BUON  ANNO"""""""
                     "ZORIONEKO GABON-HRISTOS SE RODI"
                    "BOLDOG KARACSONNY-VESELE  VIANOCE "
                   "MERRY CHRISTMAS  AND  HAPPY NEW YEAR"
                 "ROOMSAID JOULU PUHI -KUNG HO SHENG TEN"
                 "FELICES PASUAS -  EIN GLUCKICHES NEUJAHR"
                "PRIECIGUS ZIEMAN SVETKUS  SARBATORI VESLLE"
               "BONNE  ANNEBLWYDDYN  NEWYDD DDADRFELIZ  NATAL"
             """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
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Subj:     Garfield's 10th Day Of Christmas (S935d)
          Posted by Thane Greyhaven
          From: Garfield on Facebook
 Source1: http://www.youtube.com/embed/gTTnONJJFGY
 Source2: https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1015258
..........5778025847?set=vb.20460375846?type=2?theater

 This version of Garfield's 12 Days of Christmas video
 is very cute. Click 'HERE' to see it's 1st Day of
 Christmas Partridge.

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Subj:     Lily And the Snowman (S1036d)
          From: Roger Ford on 11/24/2016

 At: https://youtube.com/embed/qehqv13PJwI

 Click 'HERE' to see this sad video which will melt your heart.

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Subj:     How To Tell A Democrat From A Republican (S48)
          During the Holiday Season by John Carlson
          From: humorlist-digest V1 #281 on 97-12-29
 (See 'How To Tell Republicans From Democrats:' in POLITICAL1)

 Democrats get back at Republicans on their Christmas list by
 giving them fruitcakes. Republicans re-wrap them and send
 them to in-laws.

 Democrats let their kids open all the gifts on Christmas Eve.
 Republicans make their kids wait until Christmas morning.

 When toasting the Holidays, Republicans ask for sherry or
 mulled wine.  Democrats ask for egg nog.

 When not in stores, Republicans use a catalog.
 Democrats watch for "incredible TV offers" on late night
 television.

 Democrats do a lot of their shopping at Costco and WalMart.
 So do Republicans, but they don't admit it.

 Democrats give their children gifts that make a political
 statement.  Republicans give their children gifts that will
 keep them out of their hair.

 Republican parents have no problem buying their kids toy guns.
 Democrats refuse to do so. That is why their kids pretend to
 shoot each other with dolls.

 Republicans spend hundreds of dollars and hours of work
 decorating the yard with outdoor lights and Christmas displays.
 Democrats save their time and money and drive around at night
 to enjoy the scenery.

 Democrats favorite Christmas movie is "Miracle on 34th Street."
 Republicans favorite Christmas movie is "It's a Wonderful Life."
 Right-Wing Republicans favorite Christmas movie is "Diehard".

 Republicans wear wide red ties and green sport jackets during
 the festive season.  Democrats do too, all year round.

 Most Republicans try, at least once, enclosing indulgent,
 wretchedly maudlin form letters about their families in their
 Christmas Cards.  Public ridicule from Democrats usually
 discourages them from doing it again.

 Cheapskate Republicans buy an artificial Christmas tree.
 Tightfisted Democrats buy a real tree, but they wait until
 the week before Christmas when the lots lower their prices.

 Democratic men like to watch football while their wives,
 girlfriends or mothers fix holiday meals.  On this,
 Republicans are in full agreement.

 Republicans see nothing wrong with letting their children
 play "Cowboys and Indians". Democrats don't either, as
 long as the Indians get to win.

 Republicans first began thinking like Republicans when they
 stopped believing in Santa Claus...  Democrats became
 Democrats because they never stopped believing in Santa Claus...

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Subj:     Slow-Motion Christmas Bounce (S1038d)
          From: Gavin MaxdMerc on 12/4/2016

 Source: https://www.youtube.com/embed/6FVgyITKQ9U

 Click 'HERE' to see Rachel Williams and Daisy Watts
 with their bouncing boobs.

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Subj:     Sara X Does Jingle Boobs (S1024)
          From: Michael Lagrimas on 8/26/2016

 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/pqKb1OGpDjo

 Click 'HERE' to see Sara X perform Jingle Bells!
 


Subj:     Short Christmas Jokes (S151)
 

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Subj:     Peanuts Sunday Comic Strip (S725d, S829)
          By Charles M. Schulz on 12/19/2010
..........http://www.gocomics.com/peanuts/2010/12/19
 Click 'HERE' to see this very cute Sunday, Christmas
 comic strip about decorating an outdoor Christmas tree.
 

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Subj:     Merry Christmas from Batman (S881d)
          Writer: Al Schwartz
 Source: AcceleratedDecrepitude
 Click 'HERE' to see this Batman Sunday Comic
 Strip and comic book cover from 1945.
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Subj:     Snoopy And Woodstock At Christmas (S777, S881)
          From: Socorro Bell
 Source: (Removed from Tumblr.com)
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Subj:     Simon's Cat in 'Fowl Play' (S777d, S829)
         From: Diane J Swinehart on 12/17/2011
Drawing from YouTube.com
 Source: https://www.youtube.com/embed/YB90NjT51gg
 Click 'HERE' to watch a crafty cat plans a Christmas caper.
 

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Subj:     Garfield Sunday Comic Strip (S725, S828d)
          By Jim Davis on 12/19/2010
 Source: http://www.gocomics.com/garfield/2010/12/19
 Click 'HERE' to see this cute Sunday, Christmas comic
 strip discuss buying presents.
 

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Subj:     Hanukkah, Christmas, Kwanzaa Message (S778, S881)
          Jim Farris on 12/20/2011
 Source: Facebook
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Subj:     A Christmas Wish (S670b) 
          From: darrellvip on 11/12/2009
 Click 'HERE' to see this cute Christmas wish.
 

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Subj:     Dirty Christmas Wrapping Paper (S620b)
          From: ginafm on 11/21/2008
 Click 'HERE' to see four samples of dirty
 Christmas wrapping paper.
 

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Subj:     Italian Christmas (S986d)
          From: AFine963 on 12/24/2015
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/twwsObe3KHE
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Subj:     Woods Family Christmas Card (S672 in Famous2)
          From: tom on 12/18/2009

 Click 'HERE' to see the Woods family Christmas card.
 

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Subj:     Google: Let It Snow (S777)
          From: Patricia Randall
 Source: (Removed from Wall Photos in Facebook)
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