Subj: Easter&Eggs Jokes(CBBd)
(Includes 5 jokes and articles)
Accent on Animation
Also see ARTIST file - 'Painting
The Last Supper'
BIRD-CHICKEN - 'Which Came First, The Chicken Or The Egg?'
......................- 'The Chicken or the Egg?'
BLONDE1 file - '"What Is Easter?" Blonde Vers'
MARRIAGE1 - 'Marriage And Eggs'
Subj: Saving The Easter Bunny (S219, S450)
From: humorlist-digest V2 #67 on 98-03-17
and From: RFSlick on 8/30/2005
A man was blissfully driving
along the highway, when he saw
the Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road. He
swerved to avoid hitting the Bunny, but unfortunately the
rabbit jumped in front of his car and was hit. The basket
of eggs went flying all over the place.
The driver, being a sensitive
man as well as an animal lover,
pulled over to the side of the road, and got out to see what
had become of the Bunny carrying the basket. Much to his
dismay, the colorful Bunny was dead. The driver felt guilty
and began to cry.
A woman driving down the same
highway saw the man crying on
the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her
car and asked the man what was wrong.
"I feel terrible," he explained,
"I accidentally hit the
Easter Bunny and killed it. There may not be an Easter
because of me. What should I do?"
The woman told the man not to
worry. She knew exactly what
to do. She went to her car trunk, and pulled out a spray
can. She walked over to the limp, dead Bunny, and sprayed
the entire contents of the can onto the little furry animal.
Miraculously the Easter Bunny
came to back life, jumped up,
picked up the spilled eggs and candy, waved its paw at the
two humans and hopped on down the road. 50 yards away the
Easter Bunny stopped, turned around, waved and hopped on
down the road another 50 yards, turned, waved, hopped another
50 yards and waved again!
The man was astonished. He said
to the woman, "What in heaven's
name is in your spray can? What was it that you sprayed on
the Easter Bunny?" The woman turned the can around so that the
man could read the label. It said: "Hair spray. Restores life
to dead hair. Adds permanent wave."
Subj: Tips For Finding Easter Eggs (S165)
From: Anaise ON 3/30/2000
Tips for Finding Easter Eggs from Young Expert Egg Hunters
Submitted by Josh, age 7
I really know how to find the eggs that the Easter Bunny leaves
in my yard. We wake up on Easter Sunday morning and go down
stairs and then go outside. I run as fast as I can to go look
by the trees. He leaves alot of them by the trees and then I go
and start looking by other things in the yard. The things that
he leaves them by are usually tall like big grass or bushes. I
get as many as I can and then when we have all got them, we go
inside and eat some and then we go to church.
Submitted by Kathy
On Easter I get up earlier than my big brother and go and look
around and see where all of the eggs are hidden. Then I go back
to sleep and wake up again at the same time as my brother and I
already know where all of them are hidden. He thinks that I
should be a detective when I grow up because he thinks that I
will be able to find clues fast because I find the eggs so fast.
Submitted by Elena, age 6
I run and get as many as I can before my dogs can get them.
Submitted by Diane, age 4
I go and run and look and grab them fast.
Submitted by Lisa, age 6
Every year I write the Easter Bunny a letter and after I ask
him how he is, I ask for a map of where he hides the eggs. This
way my brothers don't get all of them. I'm 6 yrs. old.
Submitted by Brett
Cheat and watch them hide em:)
Submitted by Greg
If the eggs have glitter on them I look for the glitter
sparkling from the sun.
Submitted by Pamela
The best way to find the eggs is to help the easter bunny hide them!
Submitted by Hope
Listen really hard while they are being hidden!
Submitted by Brian
When I wake up in the morning, i follow the trail of jelly beans
outside my bedrooom door. At the end of the trail is my easter
basket and a lot of candy!!!!
Submitted by Kristen
Go for the easy ones first, then look for the harder ones!!!
Submitted by Lauren
Use a big basket and go against little kids!
(Name withheld by request)
Look in low branches of evergreen trees. You never know, but
they might be hidden there!
Submitted by Gina
I look for easter bunny fur. Follow that and find the eggs.
Submitted by Gavin
Have your parents help you find the eggs. Get up before
everybody else and find the eggs, then go back to bed and
act like you never got up.
Submitted by Alex
I go outside and run and find some eggs in the bushes and in
the small trees. Then I go inside and eat some,and the candy too!
Submitted by Taylor
I look in the grass. I look under the slide. I look in the trees.
I look for bunny tracks to the hidden eggs and I look on the deck!
I look close to the gate. I look behind the tree. Thats all folks!
Submitted by Daniel and DJ
The Easter Bunny leaves an empty basket with a number in it. That
is how many eggs we have to look for. If we can't find them all,
we ask our big sister Becky where to find the last ones.
Submitted by Hannah
I usually sneak downstairs and there is a trail of little eggs
that lead to the big ones, except this year when there were only
two big eggs left in the fireplace. Is this because I am getting
Submitted by Martin
The best way to find out where all the easter eggs are hidden is
to run really fast. Some times when I run really fast, I get
dizzy and fall...but, I always get up. I like to run fast, and
look at my easter eggs. Do you like to run fast too? I like candy,
and easter. So, the next time you go looking for your eggs, run
really fast...if you get dizzy and fall like I do, get up and do
Submitted by Tierany
While they are being hidden look out the windows to find out if
you can see the eggs. If not then just look for piles of grass,
dirt, leaves, etc. to see if you can see the colors of the eggs.
Submitted by Brandon
Wait til' your brothers and sisters find them first, then steal
them for yourself.
Submitted by Kell
Here is are tips for finding eggs indoors. First, look for eggs
in the not so obvious places, like the freezer or refrigerator.
Also, look for eggs tucked inside cushions or a piano. If outside,
look for eggs under or tucked deep into bushes, rocks, and trees.
Hope this helps!
Submitted by Lindsay, Age 7
My tips for finding eggs are: 1)look in the highest places 2)look
in unusual places 3)look in bushes and trees and rocks. Good luck
finding easter eggs!
Subj: An Egg Is Unlucky
A farm boy said to his father, "Y'know,
pop, I've just realized that an egg
is the unluckiest danged thing in all creation."
"And why is that?" asked the elder farmer.
" 'Cuz," replied the boy, "it only gets laid once, it only gets eaten
once, and it takes eleven minutes to get hard, it comes in a box with
eleven other guys, and the only one who ever sits on its face is its mom."
Subj: Short Egg Jokes
What did the clown say when he cracked
an egg on his head?
Yuk, yuk, the yolk's on me. -- Connie Settle
From: firstname.lastname@example.org on 4/19/03
The Easter Bunny has the right idea: Visit people
once a year. -- Victor Borge
|Smiley paints Easter eggs from