**YOUR
AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH:**

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**Don't
tell me your age; you'd probably lie**

**anyway
- but the Hershey Man will know!**

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**This
is pretty neat. **

**DON'T
CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST! **

**It
takes less than a minute . **

**Work
this out as you read . **

**Be
sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! **

**This
is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.**

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**1.
First of all, pick the number of times a week**

**that
you would like to have chocolate**

**(more
than once but less than 10)**

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**2.
Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)**

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**3.
Add 5**

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**4.
Multiply it by 50 --**

**I'll
wait while you get the calculator**

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**5.
If you have already had your birthday**

**this
year add 1759.**

**If
you haven't, add 1758.**

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**6.
Now subtract the four digit year**

**that
you were born.**

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**You
should have a three digit number**

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**The
first digit of this was your**

**original
number **

**(i.e.,
how many times you want to**

**have
chocolate each week).**

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**The
next two numbers are**

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**YOUR
AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)**

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**THIS
IS THE ONLY YEAR (2009)**

**IT
WILL WORK. **

**Chocolate
Calculator. **