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Subj:     Clothing-Supp Jokes
                 (Includes 16 jokes and articles, 18 1040,19,cf,wXT2a4c,8)

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Includes the following:  Yarn Bowl - Photo (S957)
.........................Jim and Sarah Harbaugh's #StopDadPants Ad (S908)
.........................100 Years of Men's Fashion - Video (S969)
.........................Seamstress Drops Thimble In River (S875)
.........................Cloths On The Floor - GIF (S996)
.........................Terry Moore: How To Tie Your Shoes - Video (S750)
.........................The Problem with Socks By Barbara Bush - Video (S855)
.........................Singer Sewing Machine Advice - Photo (S987)
.........................Magic (Green) Hat (S860)
.........................Fluid Dress - Video (S724)
.........................Billy Was Late For Breakfast (A1017)
.........................Pickles Comic Strip (S902)
.........................Bud Light Clothing Drive 2010 - Video (S682)
.........................Lingerie Bowl - Video (S672b)
.........................Dave Whamond Cartoon (S1040)
.........................Spray-On Clothing - Video (S761)
.........................Pickles Comic Strip II (S1019)
                         Short Clothing Jokes
..............................14 Steps To Put On A Bikini (S741)
..............................American Legion Magazine Cartoon (S1028)
..............................Uncle Sam T-Shirt (S636c)

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Subj:     Yarn Bowl (S957 in Artist-Supp2)
          From: Julie Hellquist Dinsdale on Facebook
 Source: http://41.media.tumblr.com/d929d55b9046bc0dcbc8
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Subj:     Jim and Sarah Harbaugh's #StopDadPants Ad
          Created by Dockers (S908d)
Photo from YouTube.com...
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/cDyVT9yhnTE
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Sarah Harbaugh, wife of professional football
coach Jim Harbaugh, joins Dockers® in the
crusade to rid the world of ill-fitting pants
(aka 'Dad Pants').  Click 'HERE' to see this
cute, funny, Dockers commercial..
Photo from YouTube.com
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Subj:     100 Years of Men's Fashion (S969d)
          Posted by Glam
          From: Oprea Cristinamargareta on Facebook
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/DaSkMWVlFUU
Photo from YouTube.com
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 100 Years of Fashion is back! Click 'HERE' to see a recap
 of men's style from 1915 to now.

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Subj:     Seamstress Drops Thimble In River (S875)
          From: kgilmour2000 on 10/12/2013

 (See 'Woodcutter Meets The Lord' in God2)

 One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to
 a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried
 out, the Lord appeared and asked, "My dear child, why are
 you crying?"

 The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the
 water and that she needed it to help her husband in making a
 living for their family.

 The Lord dipped His hand into the water and pulled up a
 golden thimble set with pearls.

 "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.

 The seamstress replied, "No."

 The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a silver
 thimble ringed with sapphires.

 "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.

 Again, the seamstress replied, "No."

 The Lord reached down again and came up with a leather
 thimble. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.

 The seamstress replied, "Yes."

 The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her
 all three thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home
 happy.

 Some years later, the seamstress was walking with her
 husband along the riverbank, and her husband fell into the
 river and disappeared under the water.

 When she cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked her,
 "Why are you crying?"

 "Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the river!"

 The Lord went down into the water and came up with Tom
 Selleck.

 "Is this your husband?" the Lord asked.

 "Yes," cried the seamstress.

 The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"

 The seamstress replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a
 misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to Tom
 Selleck, you would have come up with Brad Pitt. Then if I
 said 'no' to him, you would have come up with my husband.
 Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three.
 Lord, I'm not in the best of health and would not be able to
 take care of all three husbands, so THAT'S why I said 'yes'
 to Tom Selleck."

 And so the Lord let her keep him.

 The moral of this story is: Whenever a woman lies, it's for
 a good and honorable reason, and in the best interest of
 others.

 That's our story, and we're sticking to it.

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Subj:     Cloths On The Floor GIF (S996)
          From: Sam Perkins on Facebook on 2/15/2016
 Source: https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-biLZBxVltVc/Vrtlp
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Subj:     Terry Moore: How To Tie Your Shoes
          From: Wimp.com on 5/28/2011 (S750d)
 Source1: http://www.youtube.com/embed/zAFcV7zuUDA
 Source2: http://www.wimp.com/shoestie/

 Terry Moore found out he'd been tying his shoes the wrong
 way his whole life.  In the spirit of TED, he takes the
 stage to share a better way.  Click 'HERE' to learn the
 correct way to tie your shoes.

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Subj:     The Problem with Socks By Barbara Bush (S855d)
          From: AFine963 on 5/29/2013
..........Source: (Removed from youtube.com)

 Mrs. Bush opens A Celebration of Reading in Houston on April
 18, 2013 with a humorous Sock Story and "tribute" to America's
 favorite Sock-Lover in Chief.  Click 'HERE' for my copy, to
 see Mrs. Bush tell a very cute story about her husband.

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Subj:     Singer Sewing Machine Advice (S987)
          From: Luis Romero on Facebook on 12/17/2015
 Source: http://www.snopes.com/history/document/sewing.asp
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Subj:     Magic (Green) Hat (S860)
          From: AFine963 on 7/1/2013
Drawing from SodaHead.com...

 Last year while traveling on vacation in Florida I needed
 to go to the emergency room.  Not wanting to sit there for
 4 hours, I decided to put on my Magic (Green) Hat. 

 When I entered the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people
 got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't
 that sick after all.  Cut at least 3 hours off my wait time.
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 Click 
 to see my magic, green hat.
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Subj:     Fluid Dress (S724d)
          From: Wimp.com on 11/27/2010
 Source1: http://www.youtube.com/embed/fF3U4YyNZXw
 Source2: http://www.wimp.com/dresstubing/

 This is a video of the fluid dress.  It's 600 ft. of
 knitted tubing powered by a pump located in the backpack.
 Click 'HERE' to see this beautiful dress.
 

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Subj:     Billy Was Late For Breakfast (A1017)
          From: bletterman265 on 7/8/2016
 Source: http://www.huntingpa.com/forums/ubbthre
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 This is something that happened at an assisted living center
 in Lebonan, TN.

 The people who lived there have small apartments but they
 all eat at a central cafeteria. One morning Billy didn't
 show up for breakfast so my wife went upstairs and knocked
 on his door to see if everything was OK. She could hear
 him through the door and he said that he was running late
 and would be down shortly so she went back to the dining
 area.

 An hour later Billy still hadn't arrived so she went back
 up towards his room and she found him on the stairs. He
 was coming down the stairs but was having a heck of time.
 Billy had a death grip on the hand rail and seemed to have
 trouble getting his legs to work right. She told him she
 was going to call an ambulance but he told her no, he was
 not in any pain and just wanted to have his breakfast,
 everybody knows how Billy wants his breakfast. She helped
 him the rest of the way down the stairs and he had his
 breakfast.

 When Billy tried to return to his room he was completely
 unable to get up even the first step so they called an
 ambulance for him.

 A couple hours later my wife called the hospital to see
 how Billy was doing. The receptionist there said he was
 fine, he just had both of his legs in one leg of his
 boxer shorts.

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Subj:     Pickles Comic Strip (S902)
          By Brian Crane on 04/28/2014
Source: http://www.gocomics.com/pickles/2014/04/28
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Subj:     Bud Light Clothing Drive 2010 (S682) 
          From: ginafm on 2/5/2010 (in Beer-Supp)
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/ew9cEATPzDE

 Click 'HERE' to see this cute, nude Bud Light commercial.

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Subj:     Lingerie Bowl (S672b,d in Football-supp)
          From: LABLaughsAdult on 11/19/2009
 Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lingerie_Bowl

 The Lingerie Bowl is an annual Super Bowl halftime
 alternative special shown on pay-per-view TV.  It
 features a game of full-contact American football
 with models playing seven-on-seven tackle football.
 It first aired during Super Bowl XXXVIII in 2004
 with New York Euphoria losing to the Los Angeles
 Dream by a score of 6-0.  The players in the game
 wear panties, a sports bra, and some protective gear
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Source:
http://www.youtube.com/embed/toM-MI39s8A

Click 'HERE' to see a 1:56 second high-
light video OF LA's 27 to 14 victory
in the Lingerie Bowl VII at Hard Rock

 Live in Miami, FL in 2010.
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Source:
http://www.youtube.com/embed/5LNroiIoHc0

Click 'HERE' to see LFL All-Fantasy Game
Highlights 1:26 video.  It is the highlights
from the first annual All-Fantasy Game

 from Monterrey, Mexico!.
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Subj:     Dave Whamond Cartoon (S1040) 
          Cartoonist Dave Whamond
 Source: http://www.gocomics.com/realitycheck/2009/12/15
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Subj:     Spray-On Clothing (S761d)
          From: Wimp.com on 8/15/2011
 Source1: http://www.youtube.com/embed/ScvdFeh1aOw
 Source2: http://www.wimp.com/sprayclothing/
 Source3: http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn19462

 Forget weaving and stitching clothes.  A new material could
 be sprayed directly onto your body and have you ready to go
 out in minutes.

 Particle engineer Paul Luckham and fashion designer Manel
 Torres from Imperial College London combined cotton fibres,
 polymers and a solvent to form a liquid that becomes a
 fabric when sprayed.  The material can be built up in
 layers to create a garment of your desired thickness and
 can also be washed and worn again like conventional fabrics.
 Click 'HERE' for my copy, to see and hear about this new,
 amazing product.

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Subj:     Pickles Comic Strip II (S1019)
          By Brian Crane on 07/22/2016
 Source: http://www.gocomics.com/pickles/2016/07/22
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Subj:     14 Steps To Put On A Bikini (S741)
          From: darrellvip
          on 3/22/2011 (in Amazing_Photos6)
 Click 'HERE' to see these fourteen photos showing
 how to put on a bikini.  Photos contain nudity.
 

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Subj:     American Legion Magazine Cartoon (S1028)
          From: Fred's mother on 9/15/2016
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Subj:     Uncle Sam T-Shirt (S636c)
          From: ft.apache on 3/15/2009
 I don't care whether this t-shirt is politically
 correct, or not.  I like it.  Click 'HERE' to see it
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