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Subj: Computers-Supp2
(Includes 33 jokes and articles, 08852,34,cf,md4,29) |
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Evil Computed from
Millanimations
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Includes the following: Paper
Is Not Dead - French Ad (S845)
.........................A
Day Made Of Glass - Movies (S814)
.........................Steve
Jobs' 05 Stanford Commencement Speech - Movie (S738)
.........................Watson
On Jeopardy: Day 3 - Movie (S736)
.........................A
Dying Granny (S758)
.........................Isaac
Asimov Predicted The Internet - Movie (S733)
.........................SNL
- Your Mom on Facebook Skit - Movie (S717)
.........................Google
Maps' 360° Feature (S701)
.........................The
Muppets Meet The Internet - Movie (S683)
.........................15
Best Keyboard Shortcuts - Movie (S675b)
.........................What
Are You Doing Today? (S670b)
.........................Facebook
On South Park - Movie (S697b)
.........................Walter
Cronkite's Home/Office Of 2001 Made - Movie (S839)
.........................What
the Internet Is Doing To Our Brains - Movie (S852)
.........................Short
Computer Jokes
..............................Screen
Grab - Simon's Cat - Movie (S848)
..............................Four
Suicide Bombers (S826)
..............................Senior
Citizen Texting Code (S814)
..............................A
Running Man And The Cursor (S798)
..............................B.C.
Comic Strip (776)
..............................Doonesbury
Comic Strip (S706b)
..............................Descartes'
Famous Quote Updated (S705b)
..............................Best
Video Game Controller Yet (S689)
..............................Blonde
Password - GIF (S688b)
..............................Pickles
Comic Strip (S685b)
..............................Where
Can I Find Chuck Norris (S684)
..............................Frank
And Ernest Comic Strip (S682)
..............................Samsung's
New Transparent Laptop (S677)
..............................I
Know What You're Doing - PPS (S675b)
..............................Bizarro
Cartoon (S667)
..............................Non
Sequitur Cartoon II (S663)
..............................Family
Lineage (S659b)
..............................Non
Sequitur Comic Strip (S651)
..............................Working
It Out Cartoon (S642b)
..............................Ballard
Street Cartoon (S632c)
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Subj:
Paper Is Not Dead (S845d)
From: lubin100 and AFine963 on 3/14/2013 |
Source1: http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=GAH0NhWR5g4&vq=large
Source2: https://vimeo.com/61275290
Kleenex's Le Trefle's 'Paper
is Not Dead' commercial is
funny, cute, and wonderful.
'Emma' is the only word spoken
in this witty, forty second
French ad. Click on the above
source, or 'HERE'
for my copy, to see proof that paper is
not dead.
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A Day Made Of Glass (S814d)
From: kgilmour2000 on 8/11/2012
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Wonder why HP, Dell and other
leading computer manufacturers
believe the end of the computer
as we know it is near.
It's not the iPad that has them
concerned about the future,
it is developments like the
ones Corning is working on.
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Watch "A Day Made of Glass" and
take a look at Corning's
vision for the future with specialty
glass at the heart of
it. Click on Source1,
or 'HERE' for my copy, to be amazed
and impressed.
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Watch "A Day Made of Glass" Part
2 to see more of Corning's
vision for the future.
Click on Source2, or 'HERE' for my
copy, to be more impressed.
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Watch "A Day Made of Glass" Part
2 Unpacked to see how
Corning's highly engineered
glass, with companion tech-
nologies, will help shape our
world. Take a journey with
our narrator for details on
these technologies, answers
to your questions, and to learn
about what's possible --
and what's not -- in the near
future. Click on Source3,
or 'HERE'
for my copy, to learn the details of their
vision.
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Steve Jobs' 05 Stanford
.............Commencement
Speech (S738d)
From: Wimp.com on 2/3/2011(in Speech-supp) |
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Source1: http://www.wimp.com/livedie/
Source2: http://onemansblog.com/2010/02/01/steve-jobs-
..........outstanding-stanford-commencement-speech-from-2005/
This is a speech that Steve Jobs,
the founder of Apple,
gave at Stanford University
in 2005 for the graduation
commencement. In it, Steve
recounts three personal
stories in which he advocates
following your heart and
doing what you love. Click
on either source, or 'HERE'
for my copy, to hear and see
this outstanding speech.
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Watson On Jeopardy: Day 3 (S736d)
From: Wimp.com
on 2/17/2011 |
Source: http://www.dump.com/2011/02/16/watson-on-jeopardy-day-3-video/
Jeopardy! The IBM Challenge Day
3 Superhuman VS Supercomputer
WHO WILL RULE THE WORLD? in
HD on Feb. 16,2011 (Advertisements
Are Cut Out). Click on
the above source, or 'HERE' for my copy,
to see this fascinating video.
More than Watson's amazing
computing power, I find it voice
to be way too human like.
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Subj: A Dying
Granny (S758)
From: Barbara Painter on Facebook on 7/20/2011
A dying granny was talking to
her granddaughter. "I may die
any minute so I want you to
inherit my farm including the
villa, tractor, the orchards,
the farmhouse and all the
livestock and $22,389,630.00
cash".
"WoW!!" said the granddaughter
'Thanks granny, I didn't know
you even had a farm & all
this wealth! Where is it??"
Granny says with her last dying
breath....."It's on my Facebook."
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Isaac Asimov Predicted The Internet (S733d)
From: Wimp.com
on 1/24/2011 |
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Source1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZmFEFO72gA
Source2: http://www.wimp.com/predictedinternet/
Isaac Asimov predicted the Internet
of today 20 years ago.
Click on either source, or 'HERE'
for my copy, to see this
great video.
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Subj:
SNL - Your Mom on Facebook Skit (S717d)
From: RDobry on Facebook
on 10/11/2010 |
Source: http://www.metacafe.com/watch/hl-50091015/
.........saturday_night_live_moms_on_facebook_season_36/
This video is from Saturday Night
Live Season: 36 Episode: 3.
A young man's social life on
Facebook is ruined because his
mom joined Facebook? In
this fake commercial, his problems
can be solved by installing
the 'Damn it, my mom is on Face-
book' filter. Click on
the above source, or 'HERE' for my
copy, to see this cute video.
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Google Maps' 360° Feature (S701d)
By Nick Gonzalez on 5/29/2007
In a TechCrunch.com article |
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Source1: http://techcrunch.com/2007/05/29
........../google-maps-now-with-360-streetside-views/
Source2: http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&
hl=en&geocode=&q=1422+56+Avenue,+Oakland,+CA&sll=37.
926868,-95.712891&sspn=22.129044,38.232422&ie=UTF8&
hq=&hnear=1422+56th+Ave,+Oakland,+Alameda,+California+
94621&ll=37.766983,-122.201807&spn=0,0.000583&t=h&
z=20&layer=c&cbll=37.767009,-122.201992&panoid=
KFsenEZWl-kmfN5NhePRqg&cbp=13,140.76,,1,0.03
Google Maps now have a new 360°,
panorama, streetside view.
In this 360° view, the users
virtually stand in the middle
of any street, able to look
in a full circle around the
location. The imaging
used in the new feature was collected
by a company called Immersive
Media, whose vans travel
throughout the cities in the
USA to collect these photos.
In the search box at the top
enter an address such as
"1422 56 Avenue, Oakland, CA,"
and click the "Search Maps"
button. By clicking the
"+" magnification button six
times, the picture switched
from magnifing the satellite
picture to a 360° photo.
If you go to the address I gave,
you will see the home my grandfather
built for his family
in about 1900.
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Source2
to see Google Maps' photo of my
grandfather's home, or
'HERE'
for my web page of
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This graphics program
may make the Internet
Exploret's picture too large for your
monitor |
.screen.
If this happens, go to "Page" on the tool bar at
the top of the picture.
On the pull down menu, go to "Zoom"
and reset it to 100%.
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Subj:
The Muppets Meet The Internet (S683d)
From: Wimp.com
on 2/10/2010 |
Source: http://www.wimp.com/muppetsinternet/
Click on the above source, or
'HERE'
for my copy,
to see the Muppets go on the
Internet.
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Subj:
15 Best Keyboard Shortcuts
From: Wimp.com
on 12/24/2009 (S675b,d) |
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Source: http://www.wimp.com/keyboardshortcuts/
Click on the above source, or
'HERE'
for my copy, to learn
several great shortcuts using
Ctrl, Alt, and Windows buttons.
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Subj: What
Are You Doing Today? (S670b)
From: LABLaughsClean on 11/13/2009
Source: http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/what_your.htm
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Facebook On South Park (S697b,d in Cartoons-Supp)
From: Lynda Lynch on Facebook on 5/24/2010
Drawing from Facebook.com |
Source1: http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=386443877426
Source2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5BEo8DeDMY
In South Park's Season 14 Episode
04 the first 9:29
minutes of the 21 minute episode
is devoted to face-
book. Click on Source1
to see 2:35 minutes of this
all too true spoof of Facebook.
Or click on Source2,
or 'HERE'
for my copy, to see the first 4:37 minutes
of the episode but it's reversed
horizontally.
Or click on Source3 to see the
full episode.
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Walter Cronkite's Home/Office Of 2001
Uploaded by Matt
Novak (S839d)
From: Wimp.com on 2/3/2013 |
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Source1: http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup
..........?v=V6DSu3IfRlo&vq=large
Source2: http://www.tested.com/tech/453209
..........-home-office-2001-circa-1967/
Legendary news anchor Walter
Cronkite's regular half-hour
CBS documentary program "The
21st Century" was a glorious
peek into the future.
Every Sunday night viewers of the
late 1960s were shown all the
exciting technological
advancements they could expect
to see just 30 or 40 years
down the road. In the
March 12, 1967 episode, Cronkite
gave people a look at the home/office
of the future.
Click on either source, or 'HERE'
for my copy, to see this
1967 prediction of computers
in 2001.
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What the Internet Is Doing To Our Brains (S852d)
From: Epipheo.TV on 5/8/2013
Interviewed with Nicholas Carr |
Source1: http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=cKaWJ72x1rI&vq=large
Source2: http://www.coolestone.com/media/5786/
..........What-the-Internet-is-Doing-to-Our-Brains/
Most of us are on the Internet
on a daily basis and whether
we like it or not, the Internet
is affecting us. It changes
how we think, how we work, and
it even changes our brains.
This is an interviewed Nicholas
Carr, the author of, "The
Shallows: What the Internet
is Doing to Our Brains," about
how the Internet is influencing
us, our creativity, our
thought processes, our ideas,
and how we think.
Click on either source, or 'HERE'
for my copy, to learn
about our short term memory
loss from the computer.
Subj: Short
Computer Jokes
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Screen Grab - Simon's Cat (S848d)
Created by Simon Tofield
From: Diane J Swinehart on Facebook on 4/12/2013 |
Source1: http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=LpHpm_b0vRY&vq=large
Source2: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon's_Cat
Simon's Cat is an animated cartoon
series by the British
animator Simon Tofield featuring
a hungry house cat who
uses increasingly heavy-handed
tactics to get its owner
to feed it. In Screen
Grab (Stop, play, paws and rewind),
Simon's cat and the kitten discover
the flat screen TV
when they step on the remote.
Click on the top source,
or 'HERE'
for my copy, to see Simon's cat's TV antics.
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Four suicide bombers attack JokeLibrary.new.
Move
down the screen to watch the
damage unfold. Click
'HERE'
to see this wonderful interactive video.
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Subj: Senior
Citizen Texting Code (S814)
From: Caroline Newton on 8/19/2012
Source1: Female
Imagination
Source2: Facebook
Photos
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A Running Man And The Cursor (S798d)
Made by SelfControlFreak
From: AFine963 on 4/25/2012 |
Source: http://www.selfcontrolfreak.com/pakken.html
When the guy stops running,
place the cursor about an
inch above the runner's head
and prepare to be impressed.
Click on the above source, or
'HERE'
for my copy, to see
this amazing interactive SWF
film.
You can see all of the SelfControlFreaks
other amazing
videos at http://www.selfcontrolfreak.com/
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B.C. Comic Strip (776)
By Mastroianni and Hart
From: Creators.com on 11/26/2011 |
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Source: http://comics.washingtonpost.com/11_comics_bc.html
Click 'HERE'
to see this cute BC comic strip.
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Doonesbury Comic Strip (S706b)
By Garry Trudeau
From: WashingtonPost.com on 7/25/2010 |
Source: http://wpcomics.washingtonpost.com/client/wpc/db/
Click 'HERE'
to see this all too real comic strip about
computers, parents, and kids.
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Source1: http://www.zazzle.com/i_am_logged_in_therefore_
..........i_am_tshirt-235553044473925231
Source2: http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/r/rene_descartes.html
Click 'HERE'
to see Rene Descartes' famous quote updated
for the computer age.
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Best Video Game Controller Yet (S689)
From: BenIsAwesome.wordpress.com on 3/25/2010
Photo from xBox.tv |
Source: http://benisawesome.wordpress.com/2010/03/13/
.........best-video-game-controller-concept-yet-breasts/
Yes, I know this image has been
making the rounds of the
internet, but it is awesome.
Just the sheer awesomeness
of it cannot be denied.
I have a feeling it would take
my videogame addition to new
heights. -- Ben
Click on the above source, or
'HERE'
for my copy, to
see the best video game controller
ever.
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Subj:
Blonde Password (S688b in Blonde2)
From: darrellvip on 3/24/2010
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Click 'HERE'
to read this cute, silly joke.
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Pickles Comic Strip (S685b)
By Brian Crane
From: WashingtonPost.com on 3/4/2010 |
Source: http://wpcomics.washingtonpost.com/client/wpc/wppic/
Click 'HERE'
to see this cute comic strip about web sites,
and regrets of an old man.
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Subj:
Where Can I Find Chuck Norris (S684)
From: Wimp.com on 2/18/2010
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Source: http://www.dump.com/2010/02/18/type-where-can-i-find-
.........chuck-norris-in-google-click-im-feeling-lucky/
Go to Google,
Type "Where Can I Find Chuck
Norris",
Click on 'I'm Feeling Lucky',
See what happens,
And do a "Thumbs Up", if you
smile.
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Frank And Ernest Comic Strip (S682)
By Bob Thaves
From: WashingtonPost.com on 2/12/2009 |
Source: http://comics.com/affiliate/washington_post/?ComicID=31
Click 'HERE'
to see this comic strip about
the plight of Sisyphus in this
modern world.
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Click on the above source, or 'HERE'
for my copy, to see
Samsung's transparent monitor.
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I Know What You're Doing (S675b)
From: darrellvip on 12/21/2009
Animated GIF from SodaHead.com |
This short PowerPoint Show is very
cute.
Click 'HERE'
to see it.
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Subj:
Bizarro Cartoon (S667)
By Dan Piraro
From: WashingtonPost.com on 10/18/2009 |
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Source: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/artsandliving
........./comics/king_bizarro.html?name=Bizarro
Click 'HERE'
to read this all too real cartoon.
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Non Sequitur Cartoon II (S663)
By Wiley Miller
From: WashingtonPost.com on 9/23/2009 |
Source: http://wpcomics.washingtonpost.com/client/wpc/nq/
Click 'HERE'
to see this cartoon about MySpace, Facebook,
and Twitter.
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Family Lineage (S659b)
by Glasbergen
From: LABLaughsClean on 8/31/2009 |
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Source: http://www.buffalosjokes.com/22279.htm
Click on the above source, or
'HERE'
for my
copy, to see this cute cartoon.
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Subj:
Non Sequitur Comic Strip (S651)
..........By
Wiley Miller
From: WashingtonPost.com on 6/30/2009 |
Source: http://wpcomics.washingtonpost.com/client/wpc/nq/
Click 'HERE'
to see this cute, true, but cruel this comic
strip about face book friends.
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Subj: Working
It Out Cartoon (S642b)
By Charlos Gary
From: Creators.com on 4/25/2009
Source: http://www.creators.com/today-comics.html
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Subj:
Ballard Street Cartoon (S632c)
by Jerry Van Amerongen
From: Creators.com on 2/16/2009 |
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Source: http://www.creators.com/today-comics.html
Click 'HERE'
to see this very cute cartoon about computers.
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