(Includes 6 jokes and articles, 03 1048,5,cf,wXT2a4a5a,4)
Subj: Opus Comic Strip - Bloom County 2015 (S966)
by Berkeley Breathed
.Click 'HERE' to see Opus's Google results for "suds nuns",
....Or 'HERE' to see other great Opus Comic Strips.
7d Hologram Technology (S1048d)
From: Claudia Rook on 2/3/2017
Reset Button On Ink Cartridges (S1016)
From: sam.hutkins on 7/2/2016
Click 'HERE' to see a secret the ink companies don't want you to know!
Subj: Guilt Riddled Neighbor (S953, S1026)
From: tom and AFine963 on 4/25/2015
A man received the following text from his neighbor:
"I am so sorry Bob. I've been
riddled with guilt and I have
to confess.. I have been helping myself to your wife, day
and night when you're not around. In fact, I have probably
been getting more than you. I do not get it at home, but
that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and
I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise
that it won't ever happen again."
The man, anguished and betrayed,
went directly into his bedroom,
grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife dead.
A few moments later, a second
text came in. "Bloody spell check!!
Sorry Bob, the second sentence should refer to 'your wifi'."
Subj: Pickles Comic Strip (S685b)
By Brian Crane on 2/23/2010
Whale Hologram In Gym (S1027)
From: Hermie Catacutan on 9/15/2016