(Includes 10 jokes and articles)
Drinking Woman from
darrell94590@sbcglobal.net
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Drinking Supplement (Gz-m4)
(Includes 10 jokes and articles) |
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Drinking Woman from darrell94590@sbcglobal.net |
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Party In The Stomach (S575)
From: tom on 1/17/2008 |
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Subj: How
To Clean With Vodka: (S520b)
From: gordonschuk on 1/7/2007
DID YOU KNOW THIS ABOUT Vodka
1. To remove a bandage painlessly,
saturate the bandage with
vodka. The solvent
dissolves adhesive.
2. To clean the caulking around
bathtubs and showers, fill a
trigger-spray bottle
with vodka, spray the caulking, let
set five minutes
and wash clean. The alcohol in the
vodka kills mold
and mildew.
3. To clean your eyeglasses,
simply wipe the lenses with a
soft, clean cloth
dampened with vodka. The alcohol in
the vodka cleans
the glass and kills germs.
4. Prolong the life of razors
by filling a cup with vodka
and letting your
safety razor blade soak in the alcohol
after shaving.
The vodka disinfects the blade and
prevents rusting.
5. Spray vodka on vomit stains,
scrub with a brush, then
blot dry.
6. Using a cotton ball, apply
vodka to your face as an
astringent to cleanse
the skin and tighten pores.
7. Add a jigger of vodka to a
12-ounce bottle of shampoo.
The alcohol cleanses
the scalp, removes toxins from hair,
and stimulates
the growth of healthy hair.
8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray
bottle and spray bees
or wasps to kill
them.
9. Pour one-half cup vodka and
one-half cup water in a
Ziplock freezer
bag and freeze for a slushy, refreshable
ice pack for aches,
pain or black eyes.
10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar
with freshly packed
lavender flowers,
fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid
tightly and set
in the sun for three days. Strain liquid
through a coffee
filter, then apply the tincture to aches
and pains.
11. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth
to rub vodka on your
chest and back
as a liniment.
12. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.
13. Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting.
14. Pour vodka over an area affected
with poison ivy to remove
the oil from your
skin.
15. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching
tooth. Allow your
gums to absorb
some of the alcohol to numb the pain.
16. NEVER DRINK THE STUFF - IT'LL KILL YOU!!
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Subj: Seeing
The Ex-Wife Drink (S502b)
From: darrell94590 on 8/31/2006
A man and his wife are dining
at a table in a plush Restaurant
and the husband keeps staring
at a drunken lady swigging her
gin as she sits alone at a nearby
table.
The wife asks, do you know her?"
"Yes," sighs the husband, "She's
my ex-wife. She took to
drinking right after we divorced
7 years ago, and I hear she
hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" said the wife.
"Who would think a person could go
on celebrating that long?"
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Subj: Short Drinking
Jokes
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Alcohol Is Bad For The Legs (S575b)
From: tom on 1/20/2008 |
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Subj:
Drinking Idiot (S537c)
From: jbcary1 on 5/2/2007 |
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Subj: Drinking
Water Vs Drinking Booz (S530c)
From: edapsmas on 3/15/2007
It has been scientifically proven
that if we drink 1 liter
of water each day, at the end
of the year we would have
absorbed more than 1 kilo of
Escherichia coli bacteria
found in feces. In other
words, we are consuming 1 kilo
of poop!
However, we do not run that risk
when drinking wine (or
rum, whiskey, Vodka, beer or
other liquors) because
alcohol has to go through a
distillation process of
boiling, filtering, and fermenting.
It is better to drink wine and
talk shit - than to drink
water and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me
for this valuable information.
I am doing it as a public service.
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Police Stop A DUI (S501 in Police-Supp)
From: edapsmas on 8/22/2006 |
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Subj: I'm
A Drunk - Bumper Sticker (S497)
From: LABLaughsAdult on 7/26/2006
Source: http://www.lablaughs.com/adult_toon.php?id=A19950302
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| Subj: 13 Reason's Not
To Drink w/Your "Friends"
From: jbcary1 on 7/20/2006 (S495) |
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Subj:
A Drinking Problem (S482c)
From: LABLaughsRiddles on 4/17/2006 |
From: Joke-of-the-Day.com on 3/8/2007
(S529b)
"Great people talk about ideas,
average people talk about
things, and small people talk
about wine." -- Fran Lebowitz
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