Subj: Easter?Eggs Jokes(Gz)
(Includes 5 jokes and articles)
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Subj: Saving
The Easter Bunny (S219, S450)
From: humorlist-digest V2 #67 on 98-03-17
and
From: RFSlick on 8/30/2005
A man was blissfully driving
along the highway, when he saw
the Easter Bunny hopping across
the middle of the road. He
swerved to avoid hitting the
Bunny, but unfortunately the
rabbit jumped in front of his
car and was hit. The basket
of eggs went flying all over
the place.
The driver, being a sensitive
man as well as an animal lover,
pulled over to the side of the
road, and got out to see what
had become of the Bunny carrying
the basket. Much to his
dismay, the colorful Bunny was
dead. The driver felt guilty
and began to cry.
A woman driving down the same
highway saw the man crying on
the side of the road and pulled
over. She stepped out of her
car and asked the man what was
wrong.
"I feel terrible," he explained,
"I accidentally hit the
Easter Bunny and killed it.
There may not be an Easter
because of me. What should I
do?"
The woman told the man not to
worry. She knew exactly what
to do. She went to her
car trunk, and pulled out a spray
can. She walked over to the
limp, dead Bunny, and sprayed
the entire contents of the can
onto the little furry animal.
Miraculously the Easter Bunny
came to back life, jumped up,
picked up the spilled eggs and
candy, waved its paw at the
two humans and hopped on down
the road. 50 yards away the
Easter Bunny stopped, turned
around, waved and hopped on
down the road another 50 yards,
turned, waved, hopped another
50 yards and waved again!
The man was astonished. He said
to the woman, "What in heaven's
name is in your spray can?
What was it that you sprayed on
the Easter Bunny?" The woman
turned the can around so that the
man could read the label.
It said: "Hair spray. Restores life
to dead hair. Adds permanent
wave."
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Subj: Tips
For Finding Easter Eggs (S165)
From: Anaise ON 3/30/2000
Tips for Finding Easter Eggs from Young Expert Egg Hunters
Finding eggs!
Submitted by Josh, age 7
I really know how to find the
eggs that the Easter Bunny
leaves in my yard. We
wake up on Easter Sunday morning
and go down stairs and then
go outside. I run as fast as
I can to go look by the trees.
He leaves alot of them by
the trees and then I go and
start looking by other things
in the yard. The things
that he leaves them by are usually
tall like big grass or bushes.
I get as many as I can and
then when we have all got them,
we go inside and eat some
and then we go to church.
Finding eggs!
Submitted by Kathy
On Easter I get up earlier than
my big brother and go and
look around and see where all
of the eggs are hidden. Then
I go back to sleep and wake
up again at the same time as my
brother and I already know where
all of them are hidden. He
thinks that I should be a detective
when I grow up because
he thinks that I will be able
to find clues fast because I
find the eggs so fast.
Finding eggs!
Submitted by Elena, age 6
I run and get as many as I can
before my dogs can get them.
Finding eggs!
Submitted by Diane, age 4
I go and run and look and grab
them fast.
Finding eggs!
Submitted by Lisa, age 6
Every year I write the Easter
Bunny a letter and after I ask
him how he is, I ask for a map
of where he hides the eggs.
This way my brothers don't get
all of them. I'm 6 yrs. old.
Finding eggs!
Submitted by Brett
Cheat and watch them hide em:)
Finding eggs!
Submitted by Greg
If the eggs have glitter on
them I look for the glitter
sparkling from the sun.
Finding eggs!
Submitted by Pamela
The best way to find the eggs
is to help the easter bunny
hide them!
Finding eggs!
Submitted by Hope
Listen really hard while they
are being hidden!
Finding eggs!
Submitted by Brian
When I wake up in the morning,
i follow the trail of jelly
beans outside my bedrooom door.
At the end of the trail is
my easter basket and a lot of
candy!!!!
Finding eggs!
Submitted by Kristen
Go for the easy ones first,
then look for the harder ones!!!
Finding eggs!
Submitted by Lauren
Use a big basket and go against
little kids!
Finding eggs!
(Name withheld by request)
Look in low branches of evergreen
trees. You never know,
but they might be hidden there!
Finding eggs!
Submitted by Gina
I look for easter bunny fur.
Follow that and find the eggs.
Finding eggs!
Submitted by Gavin
Have your parents help you find
the eggs. Get up before
everybody else and find the
eggs, then go back to bed and
act like you never got up.
Finding eggs!
Submitted by Alex
I go outside and run and find
some eggs in the bushes and in
the small trees. Then I go inside
and eat some,and the candy
too!
Finding eggs!
Submitted by Taylor
I look in the grass. I look
under the slide. I look in the trees.
I look for bunny tracks to the
hidden eggs and I look on the deck!
I look close to the gate. I
look behind the tree. Thats all folks!
Finding eggs!
Submitted by Daniel and DJ
The Easter Bunny leaves an empty
basket with a number in it.
That is how many eggs we have
to look for. If we can't find
them all, we ask our big
sister Becky where to find the last
ones.
Finding eggs!
Submitted by Hannah
I usually sneak downstairs and
there is a trail of little
eggs that lead to the big ones,
except this year when there
were only two big eggs left
in the fireplace. Is this because
I am getting older?
Finding eggs!
Submitted by Martin
The best way to find out where
all the easter eggs are hidden
is to run really fast.
Some times when I run really fast, I
get dizzy and fall...but, I
always get up. I like to run fast,
and look at my easter eggs.
Do you like to run fast too? I
like candy, and easter.
So, the next time you go looking for
your eggs, run really fast...if
you get dizzy and fall like I
do, get up and do it again.
Finding eggs!
Submitted by Tierany
While they are being hidden
look out the windows to find out
if you can see the eggs.
If not then just look for piles of
grass, dirt, leaves, etc. to
see if you can see the colors of
the eggs.
Finding eggs!
Submitted by Brandon
Wait til' your brothers and
sisters find them first, then steal
them for yourself.
Finding eggs!
Submitted by Kell
Here is are tips for finding
eggs indoors. First, look for
eggs in the not so obvious places,
like the freezer or
refrigerator. Also, look
for eggs tucked inside cushions or
a piano. If outside, look
for eggs under or tucked deep into
bushes, rocks, and trees.
Hope this helps!
Finding eggs!
Submitted by Lindsay, Age 7
My tips for finding eggs are:
1)look in the highest places
2)look in unusual places 3)look
in bushes and trees and rocks.
Good luck finding easter eggs!
From http://www.usacitylink.com/easter/tips.html
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Subj: An Egg
Is Unlucky
A farm boy said to his father,
"Y'know, pop, I've just
realized that an egg is the
unluckiest danged thing in
all creation."
"And why is that?" asked the elder farmer.
" 'Cuz," replied the boy, "it
only gets laid once, it only
gets eaten once, and it takes
eleven minutes to get hard,
it comes in a box with eleven
other guys, and the only one
who ever sits on its face is
its mom."
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Subj: Short
Egg Jokes
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Frank and Ernest on
"Why the Chicken Crossed the Road" (S582b) From: WashingtonPost on 3/22/2008 |
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What did the clown say when he
cracked an egg on his head?
Yuk, yuk, the yolk's on me.
-- Connie Settle
From: joke@joke-of-the-day.com on 4/19/03
(S325b)
The Easter Bunny has the right
idea: Visit people
once a year. -- Victor
Borge
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