Subj: Easter and Eggs Jokes
          (Includes 18 jokes and articles, 17 1057,12,cif,wXT3a5b,8)

Happy Easter
Accent on Animation
Includes the following:  Angry Birds Movie - Hatchling Easter - Video (S999)
.........................All I Need To Know... (DU)
.........................JibJab - Talking Easter Eggs - Video (S898)
.........................Knock Knock Easter Jokes (S636)
.........................Simon's Easter Bunny - Video (S1054)
.........................Saving The Easter Bunny (S219, S450)
.........................Happy Keester (new)
.........................Tips For Finding Easter Eggs (S165)
.........................The Easter Beagle - Video (S1057)
.........................An Egg Is Unlucky
.........................Dennis the Menace (New)
.........................Short Egg Jokes
............................. Easter Tragedy (New)
............................. Almost Easter (S636b)
............................. Happy Easter (S636b)
............................. Frank and Ernest "Why Chicken Crossed the Road" (S582)
............................. Overeasy (S636c)
............................. The Chicken! - SWF (S792)

Also see ARTIST file  - 'Painting The Last Supper'
         BIRD-CHICKEN - 'Which Came First, The Chicken Or The Egg?'
......................- 'The Chicken or the Egg?'
         BLONDE1 file - '"What Is Easter?" Blonde Vers'
         MARRIAGE1    - 'Marriage And Eggs'
Subj:     Angry Birds Movie - Hatchling Easter (S999)
          From: The Angry Birds Movie
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/26XZk4yQEtw
........Click 'HERE' to see this very cute movie trailer.
Subj:     All I Need To Know... (New)
          From: bud32252 on 4/13/2009


 Don't put all of your eggs in one basket
 Walk softly and carry a big carrot
 Everyone needs a friend who is all ears
 There's no such thing as too much candy
 All work and no play can make you a basket case
 A cute little tail attracts a lot of attention
 Everyone is entitled to a bad hare day
 Let happy thoughts multiply like rabbits
 Some body parts should be floppy
 Keep your paws off other people's jellybeans
 Good things come in small sugarcoated packages
 The grass is always greener in someone else's basket
 An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare
 To show your true colors you have to come out of your shell
 The best things in life are still sweet and gooey

Subj:     JibJab - Talking Easter Eggs (S898d)
          Created by JibJab
Photo from Wikipedia.org...
 Source1: http://www.youtube.com/embed/P2w1SfQgTio
 Source2: http://www.jibjab.com/ecards/easter/happy_easter
A dozen eggs face boiling water and
full-body tattooing to deliver an
Easter wish to you.  Danenoe is a
one of the voices.  Click 'HERE'
to see this cute, one minute video.
Subj:     Knock Knock Easter Jokes (S636)
          Submitted by Justin M., Canal Winchester, Ohio
          From: BoysLife.org on 4/6/2009
 Source: http://boyslife.org/jokes/6643

 Justin: Knock, knock!
 Frank: Who's there?
 Justin: Ether.
 Frank: Ether, who?
 Justin: Ether Bunny!

 Justin: Knock, knock!
 Frank: Who's there?
 Justin: Another.
 Frank: Another, who?
 Justin: Another Ether Bunny!

 Justin: Knock, knock!
 Frank: Who's there?
 Justin: Stella.
 Frank: Stella, who?
 Justin: Stella 'nother Ether Bunny!

 Justin: Knock, knock!
 Frank: Who's there?
 Justin: Consumption.
 Frank: Consumption, who?
 Justin: Consumption be done about all these Ether Bunnies?

Subj:     Simon's Easter Bunny (S1054d)
          From: Lu Ann Smith Bragg on 4/14/17

 Source: https://www.youtube.com/

 Click 'HERE' to see Simon's Cat is on the hunt for...Easter eggs!

Subj:     Saving The Easter Bunny (S219, S450)
          From: humorlist-digest V2 #67 on 98-03-17
      and From: RFSlick on 8/30/2005

 A man was blissfully driving along the highway, when he saw
 the Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road.  He
 swerved to avoid hitting the Bunny, but unfortunately the
 rabbit jumped in front of his car and was hit.  The basket
 of eggs went flying all over the place.

 The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover,
 pulled over to the side of the road, and got out to see what
 had become of the Bunny carrying the basket.  Much to his
 dismay, the colorful Bunny was dead. The driver felt guilty
 and began to cry.

 A woman driving down the same highway saw the man crying on
 the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her
 car and asked the man what was wrong.

 "I feel terrible," he explained, "I accidentally hit the
 Easter Bunny and killed it.  There may not be an Easter
 because of me. What should I do?"

 The woman told the man not to worry. She knew exactly what
 to do.  She went to her car trunk, and pulled out a spray
 can. She walked over to the limp, dead Bunny, and sprayed
 the entire contents of the can onto the little furry animal.

 Miraculously the Easter Bunny came to back life, jumped up,
 picked up the spilled eggs and candy, waved its paw at the
 two humans and hopped on down the road. 50 yards away the
 Easter Bunny stopped, turned around, waved and hopped on
 down the road another 50 yards, turned, waved, hopped another
 50 yards and waved again!

 The man was astonished. He said to the woman, "What in heaven's
 name is in your spray can?  What was it that you sprayed on
 the Easter Bunny?" The woman turned the can around so that the
 man could read the label.  It said: "Hair spray. Restores life
 to dead hair. Adds permanent wave."

Subj:     Happy Keester (DU)
          From: bud32252 on 4/13/2009
Subj:     Tips For Finding Easter Eggs (S165)
          From: Anaise ON 3/30/2000

 Tips for Finding Easter Eggs from Young Expert Egg Hunters

 Finding eggs!
 Submitted by Josh, age 7
 I really know how to find the eggs that the Easter Bunny
 leaves in my yard.  We wake up on Easter Sunday morning
 and go down stairs and then go outside.  I run as fast as
 I can to go look by the trees.  He leaves alot of them by
 the trees and then I go and start looking by other things
 in the yard.  The things that he leaves them by are usually
 tall like big grass or bushes.  I get as many as I can and
 then when we have all got them, we go inside and eat some
 and then we go to church.

 Finding eggs!
 Submitted by Kathy
 On Easter I get up earlier than my big brother and go and
 look around and see where all of the eggs are hidden.  Then
 I go back to sleep and wake up again at the same time as my
 brother and I already know where all of them are hidden.  He
 thinks that I should be a detective when I grow up because
 he thinks that I will be able to find clues fast because I
 find the eggs so fast.

 Finding eggs!
 Submitted by Elena, age 6
 I run and get as many as I can before my dogs can get them.

 Finding eggs!
 Submitted by Diane, age 4
 I go and run and look and grab them fast.

 Finding eggs!
 Submitted by Lisa, age 6
 Every year I write the Easter Bunny a letter and after I ask
 him how he is, I ask for a map of where he hides the eggs.
 This way my brothers don't get all of them. I'm 6 yrs. old.

 Finding eggs!
 Submitted by Brett
 Cheat and watch them hide em:)

 Finding eggs!
 Submitted by Greg
 If the eggs have glitter on them I look for the glitter
 sparkling from the sun.

 Finding eggs!
 Submitted by Pamela
 The best way to find the eggs is to help the easter bunny
 hide them!

 Finding eggs!
 Submitted by Hope
 Listen really hard while they are being hidden!

 Finding eggs!
 Submitted by Brian
 When I wake up in the morning, i follow the trail of jelly
 beans outside my bedrooom door.  At the end of the trail is
 my easter basket and a lot of candy!!!!

 Finding eggs!
 Submitted by Kristen
 Go for the easy ones first, then look for the harder ones!!!

 Finding eggs!
 Submitted by Lauren
 Use a big basket and go against little kids!

 Finding eggs!
 (Name withheld by request)
 Look in low branches of evergreen trees. You never know,
 but they might be hidden there!

 Finding eggs!
 Submitted by Gina
 I look for easter bunny fur. Follow that and find the eggs.

 Finding eggs!
 Submitted by Gavin
 Have your parents help you find the eggs. Get up before
 everybody else and find the eggs, then go back to bed and
 act like you never got up.

 Finding eggs!
 Submitted by Alex
 I go outside and run and find some eggs in the bushes and in
 the small trees. Then I go inside and eat some,and the candy

 Finding eggs!
 Submitted by Taylor
 I look in the grass. I look under the slide. I look in the trees.
 I look for bunny tracks to the hidden eggs and I look on the deck!
 I look close to the gate. I look behind the tree. Thats all folks!

 Finding eggs!
 Submitted by Daniel and DJ
 The Easter Bunny leaves an empty basket with a number in it.
 That is how many eggs we have to look for.  If we can't find
 them all, we ask our big  sister Becky where to find the last

 Finding eggs!
 Submitted by Hannah
 I usually sneak downstairs and there is a trail of little
 eggs that lead to the big ones, except this year when there
 were only two big eggs left in the fireplace.  Is this because
 I am getting older?

 Finding eggs!
 Submitted by Martin
 The best way to find out where all the easter eggs are hidden
 is to run really fast.  Some times when I run really fast, I
 get dizzy and fall...but, I always get up.  I like to run fast,
 and look at my easter eggs.  Do you like to run fast too?  I
 like candy, and easter.  So, the next time you go looking for
 your eggs, run really fast...if you get dizzy and fall like I
 do, get up and do it again.

 Finding eggs!
 Submitted by Tierany
 While they are being hidden look out the windows to find out
 if you can see the eggs.  If not then just look for piles of
 grass, dirt, leaves, etc. to see if you can see the colors of
 the eggs.

 Finding eggs!
 Submitted by Brandon
 Wait til' your brothers and sisters find them first, then steal
 them for yourself.

 Finding eggs!
 Submitted by Kell
 Here is are tips for finding eggs indoors.  First, look for
 eggs in the not so obvious places, like the freezer or
 refrigerator.  Also, look for eggs tucked inside cushions or
 a piano.  If outside, look for eggs under or tucked deep into
 bushes, rocks, and trees.  Hope this helps!

 Finding eggs!
 Submitted by Lindsay, Age 7
 My tips for finding eggs are: 1)look in the highest places
 2)look in unusual places 3)look in bushes and trees and rocks.
 Good luck finding easter eggs!

Subj:     The Easter Beagle (S1057d)
          From: Snoopy on 4/17/2017

 Source: https://www.youtube.com/embed/TbRi1hflGvM

 Click 'HERE' to see "It's the Easter Beagle, Charlie Brown",
 a TV special by Charles M. Schulz in 1974.

Subj:     An Egg Is Unlucky

 A farm boy said to his father, "Y'know, pop, I've just
 realized that an egg is the unluckiest danged thing in
 all creation."

 "And why is that?" asked the elder farmer.

 " 'Cuz," replied the boy, "it only gets laid once, it only
 gets eaten once, and it takes eleven minutes to get hard,
 it comes in a box with eleven other guys, and the only one
 who ever sits on its face is its mom."

Subj:     Dennis the Menace (DU)
          By Hank Ketcham on 4/13/2009
Source: http://comicskingdom.com/dennis-the-menace

Subj:     Short Egg Jokes

Subj:     Easter Tragedy (DU) 
          From: rfslick on 4/12/2009
 Don't bother looking for eggs this year.
 Click 'HERE' to learn why.

Subj:     Almost Easter (S636b)
          From: tom on 4/9/2009
 Click 'HERE' to see this cute, silly Easter joke.

Subj:     Happy Easter (S636b)
          From: tom on 3/31/2009
Subj:     Frank and Ernest on
          "Why the Chicken Crossed the Road" (S582b)
          By Bob Thaves on 3/22/2008 (in Chicken)
 Source: http://www.gocomics.com/frank-and-ernest/2008/03/22
 You can view this cute cartoon about Easter and why
 the chicken crossed the road by clicking 'HERE'.

Subj:     Overeasy (S636c)
          From: LABLaughsClean on 4/2/2009
..........At: (Removed from buffalosjokes.com)
 You can view this cute "Off the Mark" cartoon
 by Mark Parisi by clicking 'HERE'.

Subj:     The Chicken! (S792)
          From: tom on 3/30/2012
 Source: (Removed from terrisfp1.com)
 Click 'HERE' to see this very dumb, cute animated SWF.

 What did the clown say when he cracked an egg on his head?
 Yuk, yuk, the yolk's on me.  --  Connie Settle

From: joke@joke-of-the-day.com on 4/19/03 (S325b)
 The Easter Bunny has the right idea: Visit people
 once a year.  -- Victor Borge

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