Subj:     God And The Devil Create Food (S264, S589c)           From: gheckman on 2/12/2002       and From: tom on 4/27/2008 Drawing from Flickr.com

And Satan created McDonald's.  And McDonald's brought forth
the 99-cent double-cheeseburger.  And Satan said to Man,
"You want fries with that?"

And Man said, "Super size them."  And Man gained pounds.

And God created the healthful yogurt, that woman might keep
her figure that man found so fair.

And Satan brought forth chocolate. And woman gained pounds.

And God said, "Try my crispy fresh salad."

And Satan brought forth ice cream.  And woman gained pounds.

And God said, "I have sent your heart healthy vegetables and
olive oil with which to cook them."

And Satan brought forth chicken-fried steak so big it needed
its own platter.

And Man gained pounds and his bad cholesterol went through
the roof.

And God brought forth running shoes and Man resolved to
lose those extra pounds.

And Satan brought forth cable TV with remote control so
Man would not have to toil to change channels between ESPN
and ESPN2.

And Man gained pounds.

And God said, "You're running up the score, Devil."

And God brought forth the potato, a vegetable naturally
low in fat and brimming with nutrition.

And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the
starchy center into chips and deep-fat fried them.  And he
created sour cream dip also.

And Man clutched his remote control and ate the potato
chips swaddled in cholesterol.

And Satan saw and said, "It is good."

And Man went into cardiac arrest.

And God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.

And Satan created HMOs.

 

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