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Subj: Food, Cooking, And Recipe Jokes Supp
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Includes the following:  Zits Sunday Comic Strip (S910 in Supp2)
.........................Eating Dirt In A Restaurant (S840 in Supp2)
.........................Banned Doritos Super Bowl Commercial (S894 in Supp2)
.........................How To Read Bar Codes And Plu's - Sign (S901)
.........................Kate Upton Banned Super Bowl Commercial (S891 in Supp2)
.........................The Popinator - Video (S819 in Supp2)
.........................Selling Peaches Door To Door (S833 in Supp2)
.........................Fantastic Delites Free Vending Machine - Video (S809-Supp2)
.........................Amazing Frozen Lemons (S821 in Supp2)
.........................David Letterman - Harrison Ford Tells A Joke -Vid(S758-Sp2)
.........................What Flavor Is Extracted From Orchids? (S911 in Supp2)
.........................Buddy Hackett on the Dean Martin Show - Video (S798 -Supp2)
.........................Mrs. Mac's Hot Car Wash Ad!!!! - Video (S726)
.........................Jamie Oliver: Teach Every Child About Food - Video (S684)
.........................Wooden Spoons (S699b)
.........................IronWorkz, A Rock Band - Video (S684)
.........................Awesome Nutrition Chart (S648b)
.........................Doctor Gives Lecture On Dangerous Foods (S647b)
.........................Match The Food To The Logo (S646)
.........................The New Supermarket (S640c)
.........................Coca Cola Commercial - Video (S599)
.........................Directions (S621c)
.........................The 5-Second Rule! - Video (S555, S860)
.........................Aluminum Foil Box (S593c)
.........................The Best Pepsi Commercial Ever - Video (S625b)
.........................The Bake Sale Cake (S544c, S750)
.........................Packaged Food Mascots - Memory Test (S626c)
.........................Name Three Cheeses (S569)
.........................Foodscape (s606)
.........................Butter vs. Margarine (S607b)
.........................Ripley's Believe It Or Not! (S626c)
.........................Mona Lisa Recreated With Coffee - Video (S673)
.........................Preparing Spaghetti Sauce In A Hurry (S704b)
.........................Creme d'Or Commercial - Video (S629b)
.........................Spiral Wine Cellar In The Kitchen (S720)
.........................Wings Etc's Ad For Blazin' Balls - Video (S731, S845)
.........................More Short Food Jokes
..............................Periodic Table of Elements Coffee Mug (S908-SUPP2)
..............................Did You Hug Your Mug Today? (S893 in Supp2)
..............................Coffee Cup Sign (S890 in Supp2)
..............................Coffee Filter Cartoon Joke (S889 in Supp2)
..............................Book of Coffee (S880 in Supp2)
..............................Coffee Sign (S876 in Supp2)
..............................Coffee Cup Tastes Coffee (S873 in Supp2)
..............................Monday Coffee (S872 in Supp2)
..............................Stressed Pillow (S845 in Supp2)
..............................Bizarro II Cartoon (S836 in Supp2)
..............................Shoe Comic Strip (S788 in Supp2)
..............................Anti-Theft Lunch Bag (S784 in Supp2)
..............................Bizarro Cartoon (S753 in Supp2)
..............................Garfield Comic Strip (S781 in Supp2)
..............................Two Popsicle Stick Riddles (S824 in Supp2)
..............................Pickles Sunday Comic Strip (S748)
..............................Pearls Before Swine Comic Strip (S745)
..............................Pickles Comic Strip II (S717)
..............................Sandwich Menu From Woolworths In 1957 (S710b)
..............................Parents Worry About Son's Small Penis (S752)
 .............................Food Consumption By Families In  Countries (S703)
..............................Are You Coming To The BBQ? - PPS (S694)
..............................Banana Gone Bad (S683a)
..............................Pickles Comic Strip (S668b)
..............................Frank And Ernest Cartoon (S662)
..............................Bizarro Cartoon (S656b)
..............................Mallard Comic Strip (S651b)
..............................Close A Bag, Without Using A Bag Clip! - Video (S651)
..............................Australian Kiwi Bacon Ad - Movie (S634)
..............................Herman Sunday Comic Strip III (S633b)
..............................Non Sequitur Sunday Comic Strip (S624)
..............................Just Water - PPS (S623b)
..............................Herman Comics On Drug Addiction (S623b)
..............................New Wine For Seniors (S620b)
..............................Martha vs Maxine?? (S615)
..............................Rubes Comic Strip (S611b)
..............................Lays Potato Chip Commercial - Video (S608)
..............................The Coffee Machine- Video (S600c)
..............................Capp Comics On Fixing Dinner (S598b)
..............................Herman Comics On Genetic Engineering (S595b)
..............................Square Watermelons (S593b)
..............................Dangling Restaurant (S581b)
..............................Ameriquest's Romantic Dinner (S581)
..............................Home Depot Hot Dogs - Video (S579b)
..............................Lemon Slices in Drinks - Video (S579)
..............................String (S568)
..............................Jimmy Dean Sausage Phone Call (S566b)
..............................EggsActly Talented (S548)

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Subj:     Mrs. Mac's Hot Car Wash Ad!!!! (S726d) 
          From: darrellvip
          on 12/9/2010
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MNz3I6at9E

 Click on the above source, or 'HERE' for my copy, to
 see this forty second, hot ad for Mrs. Mac's famous
 beef pies.

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Subj:     Jamie Oliver: Teach Every Child About Food
          From: Wimp.com
          on 2/21/2010 (S684d)
 Source1: http://www.wimp.com/childfood/
 Source2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=go_QOzc79Uc

 Jamie Oliver is a chef from England who has his own
 cooking show.  He is on a personal mission to save
 the world's children from obesity.  This 21 minute,
 TED video is amazing and blew me a bit away.  Click
 on either of the above two sources, or 'HERE' for my
 copy, to see his suggestions to save our children.

 His suggestion that every child should leave school
 knowing how to cook ten healthy meals is so obvious
 and important, why haven't we thought of it.

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Subj:     Wooden Spoons (S699b)
          From: Anonymous Jr. on 6/5/2010

 One day during cooking class, the teacher, Mrs. Jones, was
 extolling her secrets for preparing perfect sauces.  When
 she ordered us to the stoves to prepare our assignments,
 she said, "Don't forget to use wooden spoons."

 As I stirred my sauce, I contemplated the physics behind
 the mystery of the wooden spoon, and decided it must have
 something to do with heat conduction.  I approached Mrs.
 Jones to test my theory.  "Why wooden spoons?" I asked.

 "Because," she replied, "if I have to sit here listening to
 twenty-three metal spoons banging against metal pots, I'll
 go nuts."

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Subj:     IronWorkz, A Rock Band (S684d)
          From: tom
          on 2/19/2010 (in Headlines/Ads-Supp)
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ca3FTVWyDUw

 This commercial for red meat with iron is very cute.
 Click on the above source, or 'HERE' for my copy,
 to see this video of good advice for old folks.

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Subj:     Awesome Nutrition Chart (S648b) 
          From: rfslick on 6/5/2009
Drawing from FAS.USDA.gov

 I do not know the source, or accuracy of these nutritional
 facts, but I still want to share them with you.  Click
 'HERE' to see the chart.

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Subj:     Doctor Gives Lecture On Dangerous Foods (S647b)
          From: ginafm on 5/25/2009

 A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa. 'The
 material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed
 most of us sitting here, years ago.  Red meat is awful.
 Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining.  Chinese food is
 loaded with MSG.  High fat diets can be disastrous, and
 none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs
 in our drinking water.

 However, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of
 all and we all have eaten, or will eat it.  Can anyone here
 tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and
 suffering for years after eating it?'  After several seconds
 of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand,
 and softly said, 'Wedding Cake.'

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Subj:     Match The Food To The Logo (S646)
          From: USA Today on May 27,2009

 Given five foods and five well known fast food chains,
 can you match the each food to the right restaurant?
 Click 'HERE' to text your food knowledge.

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Subj:     The New Supermarket (S640c)
          From: edapsmas on 4/15/2009

 There is a new supermarket opened in Mertzon, Texas.  It
 has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh.
 Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant
 thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

 When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and
 you smell fresh mown hay.

 In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal
 grilled steaks with onions.

 When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and
 cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of
 bacon and eggs frying.

 The bread department features the tantalizing smell of
 fresh baked bread ? cookies.

 I don't buy toilet paper there anymore.

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Subj:     Coca Cola Commercial (S599d)
          From: darrellvip on 7/3/2008

 This wonderful Coca Cola commercial is about Mr. Hadley.
 He lives in a rest home and has never drank a coke.
 Click 'HERE' to see how his first coke changes his life.

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Subj:     Directions (S621c)
          From: LABLaughsClean on12/2/2008

 A friend was thinking about buying a new house in the
 country and asked me to come out and look at it.  We
 found the town, but we couldn't locate the road.  We
 drove over to city hall, where a community get-together
 was going on, and asked around, but no one had heard
 of the road.

 Even the policemen and fire personnel were stumped.  We
 went to city hall and consulted a map, with no luck,
 until finally one young man came to our aid.  He pointed
 to the map, showing us exactly how to get there.

 I thanked the young man and asked if he was with the
 police or fire department.

 "Neither," he replied. "I deliver pizzas."

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Subj:     The 5-Second Rule! (S555d, S860)
          From: darrellvip on 9/8/2007
 This is one of Ameriquest's cute "Maybe It Is Not What
 It Looks Like" commercials.  You can view this cute,
 1,400 KB movie on my web site by clicking 'Here'.

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Subj:     Aluminum Foil Box (S593c)
          From: jbcary1 on 5/28/2008

 This is good one!  I can't even believe it!  We learn
 something new everyday!  I had to go into the kitchen and
 check this out for myself.  Who ever looks at the end of
 your aluminum foil box?  What a fantastic idea.  Now, if
 someone would just make plastic wrap that didn't stick to
 itself.

 I've been using aluminum foil for more years than I care to
 remember.  Great stuff, but sometimes it can be a pain.  You
 know, like when you are in the middle of doing something and
 you try to pull some foil out and the roll comes out of the
 box.  Then you have to put the roll back in the box and start
 over. The darn roll always comes out at the wrong time.

 Well, I would like to share this with you.  Yesterday I went
 to throw out an empty Reynolds foil box and for some reason I
 turned it and looked at the end of the box.  And written on
 the end it said, Press here to lock end.  Right there on the
 end of the box is a tab to lock the roll in place.  How long
 has this little locking tab been there?  I then looked at a
 generic brand of aluminum foil and it had one, too.  I then
 looked at a box of Saran wrap and it had one too!  I can't
 count the number of times the Saran wrap roll has jumped out
 when I was trying to cover something up.

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Subj:     The Best Pepsi Commercial Ever (S625b)
          From: darrellvip
          on 1/2/2009 (S625b,d)

 In this cute Pepsi commercial, a dog steals lunch and places
 the blame on the cat. Click 'HERE' to see this cute short ad.

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Subj:     The Bake Sale Cake (S544c, S750)
          From: LABLaughsClean on 5/17/2007
      and From: ezines@arcamax.com on 5/26/2011

 Alice Grayson was to bake a cake for the Baptist Church
 Ladies' Group bake sale in Tuscaloosa, but she forgot
 about it until the last Minute.

 She remembered it the morning of the bake sale and after
 rummaging through cabinets she found an angel food cake
 mix and quickly made it.  While drying her hair and
 dressing and helping her son Bryan pack up for Scout
 camp.  But, when Alice took the cake from the oven, the
 center had dropped flat and the cake was horribly
 disfigured.  She said, "Oh dear, there's no time bake
 another cake."

 This cake was so important to Alice because she did so
 want to fit in at her new church, and in her new
 community of new friends.

 So, being inventive, she looked around the house for
 something to build up the center of the cake.  Alice
 found it in the bathroom, a roll of toilet paper.  She
 plunked it in and then covered it with icing.  Not only
 did the finished product look beautiful, it looked
 perfect!

 Before  she left the house to drop the cake by the
 church and head for work, Alice woke her daughter
 Amanda and gave her some money and specific
 instructions to be at the bake sale the minute it
 opened at 9:30, and to buy this cake and bring it
 home.

 When the daughter arrived at the sale, she found that
 the attractive, perfect cake had already been sold!
 Amanda grabbed her cell phone and called her mother.

 Alice was horrified.  She was beside herself.  Everyone
 would know!  What would they think of her?  She would
 be ostracized, talked about, ridiculed.

 That night Alice was laying awake in bed thinking about
 people pointing their fingers at her and talking about
 her behind her back.

 The next day Alice promised herself that she would try
 not to think about the cake and she would attend the
 fancy luncheon/bridal shower at the home of a friend
 of a friend and try to have a good time there.

 She did not really want to attend because the hostess
 was a real snob who more than once had looked down
 her nose at Alice because Alice was a single parent
 and not from one of the founding families of
 Tuscaloosa.

 Having already RSVP'd she could not think of a
 believable excuse to stay away. The meal was elegant;
 the company was definitely upper crust Old South...
 To Alice's horror, the cake in question was presented
 for dessert!

 Alice felt the blood drain from her body when she saw
 it being brought in.  She started out of her chair to
 rush to the hostess and tell her all about it, but
 before she could get to her feet, the Mayor's wife
 said, "What a beautiful cake!"

 "Thank you", said the snobby hostess, "I baked it
 myself!"

 Alice sat back and smiled thinking, "GOD IS GOOD."

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Subj:     Packaged Food Mascots - Memory Test
          From: ginafm on 1/6/2009 (S626c,d)
Drawing from The Biting Edge...
 Source: http://www.delish.com/packaged-food-mascots-quiz?kw=ist

 Can you pick which products were sold by the mascots Tony the
 Tiger, Chester the Cool Cat, and other cute creatures.  Click
 on the above source, or 'HERE' for my file copy, to test your
 skills.

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Subj:     Name Three Cheeses (S569)
          From: Puzzles And Brain Teasers on 12/13/2007
 Source: http://www.apuzzlezone.com/adailypuzzle/12-13-07.html

 The names of three famous cheeses are "interlettered" in the
 following line.  All the letters are in the correct order for
 each word.  Unscramble your cheeses:

 RLCOIMHQBEUUDERDFOGERRATR

 The solution can be found on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.

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Subj:     Foodscape (s606)
          From: ginafm on 8/13/2008

 The British photographer Carl Warner created this series
 of photos using only food to make the scenery.  Click 'HERE'
 to view this PowerPoint Show.

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Subj:     Butter vs. Margarine (S607b)
          From: gordonschuk on 8/17/2008
Drawing from Snopes.com...
 Source: http://www.snopes.com/food/warnings/butter.asp

 The Difference Between Butter And Margarine?

 Both have the same amount of calories, butter is slightly
 higher in saturated fats at 8 grams compared to 5 grams.
 Eating margarine can increase heart disease in women by
 53% over eating the same amount of butter according to a
 recent Harvard Medical Study.

 Eating butter increases the absorption of many other
 nutrients in other foods, butter has many nutritional
 benefits where margarine has a few only because they are
 added!  Butter tastes much better than margarine and it
 can enhance the flavors of other foods.  Butter has been
 around for centuries where margarine has been around for
 less than 100 years.

 Now for Margarine, very high in trans fatty acids triple
 risk of Coronary Heart Disease, increases total and LDL
 (This is the bad Cholesterol), lowers HDL cholesterol and
 this is the good one, increases the risk of cancers by up
 to five fold, lowers quality of breast milk, decreases
 immune response, and decreases insulin response.

 And here is the most disturbing fact......

 Margarine is but one molecule from being PLASTIC.....
 (This fact alone was enough to have me avoiding margarine
 for life and anything else that is hydrogenated, this
 means hydrogen is added changing the molecular structure
 of the food.)

 You can try this for yourself, purchase a tub of margarine
 and leave it in your garage or shaded area, within a couple
 of days you will note a couple of things, no flies, not
 even those pesky fruit flies will go near it, (that should
 tell you something) it does not rot, smell differently...
 Because it has no nutritional value, nothing will grow on
 it, even those teeny weeny microorganisms will not find a
 home to grow... Why?

 Because it is nearly plastic.  Would you melt your Tupperware
 and spread that on your toast?

 This article is mostly true as reported by Snopes.com at
 the above source.

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(S626c)
     by John Graziano
     From: Comics.com on 1/9/2009
 Source: http://comics.com/ripleys_believe_it_or_not/
 

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Subj:     Mona Lisa Recreated With Coffee (S673)
          From: ginafm on 12/2/2009
Photo from YouTube.com
 Source1: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howabout
..........that/5971034/Mona-Lisa-recreated-with-coffee.html
 Source2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4EQHb61ioM

 The Mona Lisa, one of the world's most famous paintings,
 has been recreated with 3,604 cups of coffee - and 564
 pints of milk at the Aroma Festival at The Rocks in Sydney,
 Australia.  Click on the sources above, or 'HERE'for my
 file copy, read the story, see the pictures, and see a
 stop-motion video of its construction.

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Subj:     Preparing Spaghetti Sauce In A Hurry (S704b)
          From: www.arcamax.com on 7/13/2010

 Becky prepared a pasta dish for a dinner party she was giving.
 In her haste, however, she forgot to refrigerate the spaghetti
 sauce, and it sat on the counter all day.  She was worried
 about spoilage, but it was too late to cook up another batch.

 She called the local Poison Control Center and voiced her
 concern.  They advised Becky to boil the sauce again.

 That night, the phone rang during dinner, and one of the
 guests volunteered to answer it.  Becky's face dropped as the
 guest called out, "It's the Poison Control Center.  They want
 to know how the spaghetti sauce turned out."

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Subj:     Creme d'Or Commercial (S629b,d)
          From: LABLaughsClean on 1/12/2009
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbyWgRd1r5M

 Can ice cream be worth a sin?  This Creme d'Or commercial
 is short and cute.  Click on the above source, or 'HERE'
 for my file version, to see it.

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Subj:     Spiral Wine Cellar In The Kitchen (S720)
          From: tom
          on 10/26/2010
 Source1: http://www.thekitchn.com/thekitchn/wine/trapdoor-
..........in-the-kitchen-floor-spiral-wine-cellars-074465
 Source2: http://elitechoice.org/2009/01/22/spiral-wine-
..........cellars-through-the-30000-trapdoor-in-your-kitchen/

 The Spiral Cellar system was developed in 1978 by a Frenchman
 who saw that few modern houses had wine cellars, but that
 people still needed a place to store their wine.  If a wine-
 lover has a serious collection it can quickly outgrow wine
 racks and refrigerator units.  So he came up with the Spiral
 Cellar design, which uses the earth to insulate and create
 good storage conditions.  It does this, however, in a fraction
 of the space of a regular cellar.  It also can maintain a
 constant temperature with no power required.

 A spiral cellar is dug into the floor by a professional team,
 and the cellar storage itself is created from concrete wrapped
 in a watertight lining.  Passive ventilation keeps the temper-
 ature around 55?, an ideal temperature for wine storage.  There
 are several sizes, holding from 1000-1600 bottles.

 Of course, this is one indulgence for wealthy or well-off wine
 drinkers only.  The Spiral Cellar purchase and installation
 runs at least $30,000.  Click 'HERE' to see and read more
 about wine cellars in the kitchen.

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Subj:     Wings Etc's Ad For Blazin' Balls
          From: LOLS Videos
          on 1/13/2010 (S731d, S845)
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=mWh_Fwee4Ao?vq=large

 The Chickens and the Buffalo are singin' and dancin' about
 the New "Blazin' Balls" at Wings Etc.!  Click on the above
 source, or 'HERE' for my copy, to listen to this cute,
 bizarre commercial.


Subj:     More Short Food Jokes

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Subj:     Pickles Sunday Comic Strip (S748)
          By Brian Crane
          From: WashingtonPost.com on 10/15/2010
 Source: http://comics.com/pickles/
 Click 'HERE' to see this cute Pickles Sunday comic strip
 about their grandson, Nelson, eating a tuna fish sandwich.
 

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Subj:     Pearls Before Swine (S745)
          By Stephan Pastis
          From: WashingtonPost.com on 4/23/2011
 Source: http://comics.com/affiliate/washington_post/?ComicID=70
 Click 'HERE' to see this cute comic strip about life,
 death, and food.
 

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Subj:     Pickles Comic Strip II (S717)
          By Brian Crane
          From: WashingtonPost.com on 10/15/2010
 Source: http://wpcomics.washingtonpost.com/client/wpc/wppic/
 Click 'HERE' to see this cute comic strip about eating
 suicide eggs.
 

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Subj:     Sandwich Menu From Woolworths In 1957 
          From: tom on 7/19/2010 (S710b)
 Source: http://www.thepastisablast.com/
.........Nostalgia_quizzes/woolworths_sandwich_menu.htm
 Click on the above source, or 'HERE' for my copy, to see
 Woolworths' sandwich menu from 1957.
 

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Subj:     Parents Worry About Son's Small Penis (S752)
          From: allenbergman on 6/10/2011
 Source: http://www.hardcoresledder.com/forums/
.........339-jokes/157442-pancakes-small-penis-s.html
 Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor.
 With some hesitation, they explained that although their
 little angel appeared to be in good health, they were
 concerned about his rather small penis.

 After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared,
 'Just feed him pancakes.  That should solve the problem.'

 The next morning when the boy arrived at breakfast, there
 was a large stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the
 table.

 'Gee, Mom,' he exclaimed. 'For me?'

 'Just take two,' Brenda replied. 'The rest are for your father.'
 

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Subj:     Food Consumption By Families In Different Countries (S703)
          From: Wimp.com
          on 7/2/2010
 Source: http://www.dump.com/2010/07/03/food-consumption-
.........by-families-in-different-countries-pic/
 These fifteen photos of the food consumption of families
 throughout the world is very interesting.  Click on the
 above source, or 'HERE' for my copy, to see them.
 

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Subj:     Are You Coming To The BBQ? (S694)
          From: tom
          on 4/16/2010
 Source: http://www.slideshare.net/dnalor26/bbq-invitation
 Click on the above source, or 'HERE' for my copy,
 to see this cute, pleasant PowerPoint Show.
 

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Subj:     Banana Gone Bad (S683a) 
          From: AFine963 on 2/12/2010
          Source: http://jokes.mrdustin.net/?p=110
 Drawing by Andy Warhol in UnderGroundArtProject.com
 Click on the above source, or 'HERE' for my copy,
 to learn how to tell when a banana has gone bad.

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Subj:     Pickles Comic Strip (S668b)
          By Brian Crane
          From: WashingtonPost.com on 10/24/2009
 Source: http://wpcomics.washingtonpost.com/client/wpc/wppic/
 Click 'HERE' to see this cute comic strip about eating
 a tuna sandwich.
 

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Subj:     Frank And Ernest Cartoon (S662)
          By Bob Thaves
          From: WashingtonPost.com on 9/18/2009
 Source: http://comics.com/affiliate/washington_post/?ComicID=31
 Click 'HERE' to view this cute cartoon about the food pyramid.
 

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Subj:     Bizarro Cartoon (S656b)
          By Dan Piraro
          From: WashingtonPost.com on 8/1/2009
 Source: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/artsandliving
........./comics/king_bizarro.html?name=Bizarro
 Click 'HERE' to learn why we should become vegetarians.
 

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Subj:     Mallard Comic Strip (S651b)
          By Bruce Tinsley
          From: Seattle Post-Intelligencer on 7/1/2009
 Source: http://www.seattlepi.com/fun/mallard.asp?date=20080210
 Click 'HERE' to read this interesting political cartoon
 about the U.S. government sugar subsidies.
 

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Subj:    Close A Bag, Without Using A Bag Clip! 
          From: ft.apache
          on 6/26/2009 (S651d)
 This short video clip shows you how to close a
 chip bag without a clip.  Click 'HERE' to see it.
 

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Subj:     Australian Kiwi Bacon Ad (S634d) 
          From: ft.apache
          on 3/1/2009
 You can watch this cute Australian commercial about
 eating bacon and being vegetarian by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Herman Sunday Comic Strip III (S633b)
          By Jim Unger
          From: WashingtonPost.com on 2/22/2008
 Source: http://comics.com/herman/
 Click 'HERE' to read this cute cartoon about the dog
 stealing dinner.
 

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Subj:     Non Sequitur Sunday Comic Strip (S624)
          By Wiley Miller
          From: WashingtonPost.com on 12/28/2008
 Source: http://wpcomics.washingtonpost.com/client/wpc/nq/
 Click 'HERE'to view this cute comic strip about
 herbal vitamin supplements.
 

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Subj:     Just Water (S623b)
          From: gattica30 on 12/17/2008
 This PowerPoint Show is a series of photos of
 water played with pleasant guitar music.  It
 is quite nice.  Click 'HERE'to view it.
 

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Subj:     Herman Comic Strip (S623b)
          By Jim Unger
          From: WashingtonPost.com on 12/17/2008
 Source: http://comics.com/herman/
 Click 'HERE' to read this cute cartoon on drug addiction.
 

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Subj:     New Wine For Seniors (S620b)
          From: ginafm on 11/23/2008
 You can see this cute web page by clicking 'HERE'.
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Subj:     Martha vs Maxine?? (S615) 
          From: tom on 9/29/2008
Photo from Veg Lawyer's Weblog
 This comparison between the cooking styles of Martha
 Stewart and Maxine is very funny. Click 'HERE' to view.
 

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Subj:     Rubes Comic Strip ® (S611b)
          by Leigh Rubin
          From: Creators.com on 9/22/2008
 Source: http://www.creators.com/today-comics.html
 This comic strip is very funny.  Click 'HERE'
 to view it.
 

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Subj:     Lays Potato Chip Commercial (S608d)
          From: ginafm
          on 9/1/2008
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=GV-nGNjFpBQ?vq=large
 This short commercial about Lays potato chips and false
 teeth is quite cute.  Click on the above source, or
 'HERE' for my copy, to see this 2004 US Lay's commercial.
 

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Subj:     The Coffee Machine (S600c,d)
          From: gattica30
          on 7/12/2008
 Source: http://www.cartoline.it/pics/
........._zoom_flash.htm?immagine=scherzi_150404_01.swf
 This silly game/movie isn't worth the trip to the internet.
 You can view it at the above source, or on my web site
 by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Capp Comics On Fixing Dinner (S598b)
          by Reg Smythe
          From Andy Capp Comic Strip on 7/2/2008
 Source: http://www.creators.com/today-comics.html
 You can read this cute comic strip about fixing dinner
 on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Herman Comics On Genetic Engineering
          By Jim Unger
          From: Comics.com on 6/14/2008 (S595b)
 Source: http://www.comics.com/comics/herman
........./archive/herman-20080530.html
 You can view this cute Herman Comic strip on my site
 by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Square Watermelons (S593b)
          From: tom
          on 5/29/2008
 These three photos are another example of Japanese
 ingenuity.  Click 'HERE' to view them.
 

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Subj:     Dangling Restaurant (S581b)
          From: ginafm
          on 3/14/2008
 This restaurant dangling 165 feet in the air is amazing.
 Click 'HERE' to view these eleven pictures.
 

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Subj:     Ameriquest's Romantic Dinner (S581d) 
          From: AFine963
          on 3/7/2008
 This is one of Ameriquest's cute "Maybe It Is Not What
 It Looks Like" commercials.  Click 'HERE' to view it.

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Subj:     Home Depot Hot Dogs (S579b,d)
          From: cappucinid
          on 2/25/2008
 In this video clip, Larry the Cable Guy is on Jay Leno's
 Tonight Show. Larry talks about eating hot dogs at Home
 Depot.  Click 'HERE' to see this silly, crude, funny
 monologue.
 

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Subj:     Lemon Slices in Drinks (S579d)
          From: rfslick
          on 2/15/2008
 In this video clip, microbiologist Anne LaGrange Loving
 explains how dirty lemon slices are in your drink. 70%
 of the slices contain staff or fecal matter. Click
 'HERE' to view this scary video from HealthInspections.com.
 

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Subj:     String (S568)
          From: darrellvip on 12/6/2007
 What is this and who is she....?
 Click 'HERE' for a pleasant surprise.
 

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Subj:     Jimmy Dean Sausage Phone Call (S566b)
          From: unknown on 11/20/2007
Photo from Lee's Traveller
 In this phone call to the Jimmy Dean Co., this Texan is not
 shy in expressing his love and hate for Jimmy Dean Sausage.
 Click 'HERE' to listen to his call in a WAV audio file.
 

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Subj:     EggsActly Talented (S548)
          From: darrellvip
          on 7/11/2007
  If you think setting up dominoes takes talent, look at
  these three photos on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.
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From: Contra Costa Times on 5/11/2008, Page C1 (S591b)
 "When the well is dry, we know the worth of water."
    -- Benjamin Franklin

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