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Subj:     Movies2-Supp Jokes
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Includes the following:  Final Destination 5 - Movies (S851)
.........................Kid Metaphors - The Tonight Show w/Jay Leno - Movie (S848)
.........................What's My Line? w/Lucille Ball in 1954 - Movie (S850)
.........................Laurel And Hardy Dance To The Rolling Stones - Movie (S846)
.........................Bill Cosby On "Kids Say the Darndest Things" - Movie (S840)
.........................Carol Burnett Show Outtakes - Secretary - Movie (S839)
.........................Eleanor Powell Dancing With Her Dog - Movie (S828)
.........................Bill Cosby On Late Night w/Jimmy Fallon - Movies (S835)
.........................Rhys Ifans Vs. The Voodoo Mama - Movie (S830)
.........................Carol Burnett - Funniest Moments - 3 Movies (S817)
.........................A Scene From HBO's Series The Newsroom - Movie (S809)
.........................Academy Awards 2012 - Cirque du Soleil Performance (S805)
.........................The Cosby Show And The "Tacky Barrette" - Movie (S800)
.........................NCIS - Gibbs Rules - Movie (S789)
.........................Broadwalk Empire Season 2 on HBO - Movie (S792)
.........................Bill Cosby - You Bet Your Life - Movie (S777)
.........................Milton Berle Vs. Statler And Waldorf - Movie (S772)
.........................Duck Soup Movie - Mirror Scene - Movie (S765)
.........................Michael Davis Comedian, Juggler, Musician - Movie (S793)
.........................Carol Burnett Show - "As the Stomach Turns" - Movie (S844)
.........................Short Movie Jokes
..............................Rita Hayworth Is Stayin' Alive - Movie (S797)
..............................Popsicle Stick Riddle (S805)

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Subj     Final Destination 5 (S851d)
         Written by Eric Heisserer
         Directed by Steven Quale
         From: darrelldre on 3/25/2013
Drawing from Nostalgia...
Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/
........wiki/Final_Destination_5

 The Real D 3D movie, Final Destination 5, is a 2011 American
 supernatural horror film. It is the fifth installment of the
 Final Destination franchise.

 In it Sam Lawton, staring Nicholas D'Agosto, is on his way to
 a company retreat located in North Bay, New York with his co-
 workers.  While their bus crosses the North Bay Bridge, Sam
 suffers a premonition that the bridge will partially collapse,
 killing everyone and himself.
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Subj: Final Destination 5 3D Bridge Collapse Scene

Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch_
........popup?v=prqBLPMjcVw&vq=large

Photo from ScreenRant.com

 This five minute bridge collapse scene has awsome 3D effects,
 but it is very, very gory.  Click on the above source, or
 'HERE' for my copy, if you have a strong stomach.
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Subj: Final Destination 5 3D Bridge Collapse Scene 2

Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch_
........popup?v=bliZhv_sZkg&vq=large

Photo from TheAwesomer.com

 After his premonition, Sam changes everyone's destiny in this
 two minute scene. Click on the above source, or 'HERE' for my
 copy, to see what happens.
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Subj:     Kid Metaphors - The Tonight Show w/Jay Leno
          From: RDobry on 4/10/2013 (S848d)
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=FdnUyq485rQ?vq=large

 On The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, Brian Palermo asks kids
 about the topical people of Kim Jong Un, the Rolling Stones,
 Tiger Woods, and Justin Bieber using metaphors.

 Click on the above source, or 'HERE'for my copy, to watch
 Brian Palermo get the most spot on ideas from kids.

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Subj:     What's My Line? w/Lucille Ball in 1954 (S850d)
          From: YouTube.com on 4/26/2013
Photo from YouTube.com
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=FiUPVQAmWLI&vq=large

 Lucille Ball was the mystery guest on What's My Line?
 aired on Feb. 21,1954.  Luck speaks her own language in
 answering the four panelists in this funny, classic episode.
 Click on the above source, or 'HERE' for my copy, to see
 Lucille and to see a nostalgic Remington Rand commercial.

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Subj:     Laurel And Hardy Dance To Rolling Stones 
          From: Wimp.com on 3/27/2013 (S846d)
 Source1: http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=x1tkXHr2y6s?vq=large
 Source2: http://www.wimp.com/thedance/

 Stan Laurel (1890-1965) and Oliver Hardy (1892-1957), became
 well known during the late 1920s to the mid-1940s for their
 slapstick comedy. They made over 100 films together.  In this
 video clip, Laurel and Hardy dance to a 1966 Rolling Stones
 classic, "Out Of Time." Click on either source, or 'HERE' for
 my copy, to see these two great comedians dance.
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If you click on the small photo's source, you will see
 a cute animated GIF of Laurel and Hardy dancing.

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Subj:     Bill Cosby On "Kids Say the Darndest Things" (S840d)
          From: Wimp.com
          on 2/10/2013
 Source1: http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=JoBxFfz4Dko?vq=large
 Source2: http://www.wimp.com/neverwords/
 Source3: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kids_Say_the_Darndest_Things

 Kids Say the Darndest Things was an American comedy series hosted
 by Bill Cosby that aired on CBS as a special on February 6, 1995,
 then as a full season from January 9, 1998 to June 23, 2000.
 In this very funny episode, Jacob, a four and a half year old,
 literally running circles around Bill Cosby.

 Click on either of the top two sources, or 'HERE' for my copy,
 to watch a very energetic Jake and a very old Bill interact.

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Subj:     Carol Burnett Show Outtakes - Secretary
          From: virv on 2/6/2013 (S839d)
Photo from YouTube.com...
 Source1: http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=sJIh70IZua8?vq=large
 Source2: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Conway

 Tim Conway is a regular on The Carol Burnett Show.  One of
 his memorable characters was Mr. Tudball.  Mr. Tudball was
 a Swedish-American businessman whose intentions of running
 a 'ship-shape' office were usually sunk by the bored
 indifference of his secretary, Mrs. Wiggins.

 In this skit, Mr. Tudball is looking for a secretary, but
 his wife (Vicki Lawrence) doesn't like any candidates until
 Wanda Wiggins (Carol Burnett) shows up.  This is the raw
 recording of the sketch, filled with bloopers and wild
 lines from the cast.

 Click on the above source, or 'HERE' for my copy, to see
 these very funny outtakes from this great skit.

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Subj:     Eleanor Powell dancing With
.............Her Dog In "Lady Be Good" (S828d)
          From: Wimp.com on 1/26/2012
 Source1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hjig4CaHrw8
 Source2: http://www.wimp.com/dancingdog/

 Eleanor Powell's Lady Be Good is the very first recorded
 film footage of dancing with dogs freestyle obedience.
 Filmed in 1941 by MGM.  Click on either source, or 'HERE'
 for my copy, to see this elegant video.

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Subj:   Bill Cosby On Late Night w/Jimmy Fallon (S835d)
       From: Mel's Video of the Day on 1/8/2012
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 Now that he's older, Bill talks to Jimmy Fallon about
 connecting with younger generations and uses The Roots
 rap band to demonstrate and translate one of their songs.
 As usual Bill is Hilarious! 
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Subj:
Bill Cosby On Late Night w/Jimmy Fallon Part 1

Source:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bn2bjyaAfGc

Photos from YouTube.com

 Click on the above source, or 'HERE' for my copy, to see the
 first half of Bill Cosby's visit on Late Night w/Jimmy Fallon.
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Subj:
Bill Cosby On Late Night w/Jimmy Fallon Part 2

Source:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mtzm5tP4Ahw

Photos from YouTube.com

 Click on the above source, or 'HERE' for my copy, to see the
 second half of Bill Cosby's visit on Late Night w/Jimmy Fallon.
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Subj:     Rhys Ifans Vs. The Voodoo Mama (S830d)
          From: virv on 12/1/2012
Photo from YouTube.com...
 Source1: http://www.youtube.com/watch_
..........popup?v=Yn0ey0vePwI?vq=medium
 Source2: http://www.ritholtz.com/blog/2012/06/voodoo-mama/
 Source3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhjD19UJ_PY
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Voodoo Mama Hot sauce is a short film that plays
off as a fake Advert starring Rhys Ifans (Notting
Hill, Mr. Nice, Harry Potter) and Bilonda Mfunyi
Tshiabu.  This short film is a battle of the sexes
at a ghetto bus stop, where a Voodoo Mama (Bilonda
Mfunyi) has an interesting interaction with a fellow
commuter on a hot day.  Click on any source or 'HERE'
 for my copy, to see this cute, short, fake advertisement.
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Subj:     Carol Burnett - Funniest Moments (S817d)
          From: Mel's Video of the Day on 9/10/2012
Drawing from Exagger-Art...
 Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Carol_Burnett_Show

 The Carol Burnett Show was a variety/sketch comedy television
 show starring Carol Burnett, Harvey Korman, Vicki Lawrence,
 Lyle Waggoner, and Tim Conway. It originally ran on CBS from
 September 11, 1967, to March 29, 1978, for 278 episodes.
 Below you can see three eight-minute videos of some of the
 show's funnest moments.
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Video1
Carol Burnett - Funniest Moments Finale
Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6v_gmaSTas
 Click on the above source, or 'HERE' for my copy, to see
 these very funny scenes.
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Video2
Carol Burnett - Funniest Moments Pt. 2
Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaP5LyVYyH0
 Click on the above source, or 'HERE' for my copy, to see
 more funny scenes.
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Video3
Carol Burnett - Bust Ups, Bloopers ? Blunders Finale
Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bJoEfjHbvc
 Click on the above source, or 'HERE' for my copy, to see
 funny scenes and bloopers.
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Subj:     A Scene From HBO's Series The Newsroom
          From: rfslick on 7/14/2012 (S809d)
Photo from YouTube.com...
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16K6m3Ua2nw?feature=youtu.be

 This is the opening scene of the new HBO series The Newsroom
 explaining why America's Not the Greatest Country Any Longer.
 Click on the above source, or 'HERE' for my copy, to see the
 most honest three and a half minutes of television, EVER.

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Subj:     Academy Awards 2012 -
.............Cirque du Soleil Performance (S805d)
          From: tom on 6/11/2012
 Source1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7-omnJX7iA
 Source2: http://www.twitvid.com/embed.php?guid=L558O?autoplay=0

 The 84th Academy Awards were on Sunday, February 26th, on
 ABC!  Billy Crystal was the host, and Cirque du Soleil had
 their largest performance ever!  Their "North by Northwest"
 act was amazing.

 Cirque du Soleil is a Canadian troup which plans to build a
 residency show in the United Arab Emirates this year.

 Click on either source, or 'HERE' for my copy, to see this
 spectacular performance.  Too bad the Oscar committee decided
 not to show this at the 2012 Oscar broadcast.

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Subj:     The Cosby Show And The "Tacky Barrette"
          From: Wimp.com on 4/26/2012 (S800d)
Photo from Avidh.com...
 Source1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6j8acFg_4I
 Source2: http://www.wimp.com/mastertroll/
 Source3: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Cosby_Show

 The Episode, "Isn't It Romantic?" Eps.20 (#144) of
 Season 6: 1989-1990, first aired on February 22,1990.
 Cliff, Elvin and Martin secretly compete to determine
 who is the most romantic husband in the Huxtable family,
 and try to find the best gift under $25.  The women
 find out and try to be unimpressed.  This fails when
 the magnitude of the gifts becomes apparent.

 Sondra and Denise both failed, but you could tell Claire
 was all set to carry on with the pact.  Cliff gets Clair
 a tacky barrette which broke her down in the best way!

 I can watch the last 2:00 of this episode forever.
 This is hands-down one of my absolute favorite Cosby
 moments.

 Click on either of the top two sources, or 'HERE' for my
 copy, to see this very touching Cosby scene.

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Subj:     NCIS - Gibbs Rules (S789d)
          From: Google.com on 2/26/2012
Photo from The TVAddict.com
 Source1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKBbfNrv4ns
 Source2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1IJI7rRRKM
 Source3: http://www.ncisfanwiki.com/page/NCIS%3A+Gibbs+Rules
 Source4: http://ncis.wikia.com/wiki/Leroy_Jethro_Gibbs/Rules

 On the TV show NCIS, Leroy Jethro Gibbs has a set of rules
 he teaches his coworkers.  Gibbs' rules originated from his
 first wife, Shannon, who told him at their first meeting,
 "Everyone needs a code they can live by."  Years later, after
their marriage, Gibbs began writing his rules down,
keeping them in a small tin inside his home.  Though
he uses it often we almost never see the tin.
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Drawing from CafePress.com
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 Click on either of the first two sources, or 'HERE' for my
 copy, to see Gibbs rules up to season 7.

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Subj:     Broadwalk Empire Season 2 on HBO (S792d)
          By Brainstorm Digital
          From: tom on 3/12/2012
 Source1: http://player.vimeo.com/video/34678075?title=0?
 Source2: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boardwalk_Empire

 Boardwalk Empire is an American television series from cable
 network HBO, set in Atlantic City, New Jersey, during the
 Prohibition era.  The first episode, directed by Martin
 Scorsese, cost $18 million.  On September 1, 2009, HBO
 picked up the series for an additional 11 episodes.  It
 premiered on September 19, 2010, and has completed its
 second season.  On October 12, 2011 it was announced that
 the series has been renewed for a third season.

 I had no idea how virtually any movie, TV, or Internet video
 might be either cleverly manipulated or totally fabricated.
 Click on Source1, or 'HERE' for my copy, to see how this
 great TV series was made using computer graphics.

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Subj:     Bill Cosby - You Bet Your Life (S777d)
          From an interview on The Tonight Show on 11/30/11
Photo from YouTube.com
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RO1kmfLmGRA

 From 1950-1961 the very popular game show "You Bet Your
 Life" was hosted by Groucho Marx.  In 1980, Buddy Hackett
 brought back "You Bet Your Life" on NBC.  Comedian Bill
 Cosby made a 2nd attempt to bring back "You Bet Your Life"
 in 1992.  In the funniest episode of the show, Marcia
 Brody describes North, South Carolina, the town she was
 born in.  It is 90 miles southeast of Due West.

 Click on the above source, or 'HERE' for my copy, to see
 this very funny interview which reminds everyone of
 Abbott and Costello's radio broadcast "Who's On First."

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Subj:     Milton Berle Vs. Statler And Waldorf (S772d)
          From: Wimp.com
          on 10/25/2011
 Source1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGfx3QAV64M
 Source2: http://www.wimp.com/handlehecklers/
 Source3: http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Episode_203:_Milton_Berle

 Milton Berle, "the King of Comics," appeared on The
 Muppet Show, Episode 203, in June of 1977.  In one of
 the seven skits he did on the show, Milton tries to
 do a stand-up routine while Statler ? Waldorf heckle
 him from the balcony. Click on either of the first
 two sources, or 'HERE' for my copy, to see this very
 funny skit.

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Subj:     Duck Soup Movie - Mirror Scene (S765d)
          From: Wimp.com
          on 9/12/2011
 Source1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdQ9jh5GvQ8
 Source2: http://www.wimp.com/classicfun/

 This is a clip from the Groucho Marx movie, Duck Soup!  It's
 the Mirror sequence with Groucho and Harpo.  Pinky (Harpo
 Marx) pretends to be Firefly's (Groucho Marx) reflection,
 matching his every move - until Chicolini (Chico Marx)
 ruins the effect.  Click on either source, or 'HERE' for
 my copy, to see this scene from this 1927 classic movie.

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Subj:     Michael Davis Comedian,
.............Juggler, Musician (S793d)
          From: YouTube.com on 3/26/2012
 Source1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uq0YjR11bx8
 Source2: http://wn.com/MICHAEL_DAVIS
 Source3: http://www.michaeldavisentertainment.com/

 Michael Davis (juggler, comedian, musician) in one of
 his outstanding performances on The Tonight Show with
 Johnny Carson, recorded on July 22, 1988.  Click on
 either of the top two sources, or 'HERE' for my copy,
 to watch this very funny, deadpan comedian.

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Subj:     Carol Burnett Show - "As the Stomach Turns" (S844d)
          From: YouTube.com on 3/14/2013
Photo from YouTube.com
 Source1: http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=geNBIPD75rM?vq=large
 Source2: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/As_the_Stomach_Turns

 As the Stomach Turns was a parody of soap operas, most notably
 a play on the title of a very popular soap at the time, As the
 World Turns, and was featured on The Carol Burnett Show.

Drawing from
Wikipedia.org
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The vignette's premise was to describe, in great detail,
the problems of a thirtyish woman named Marion (played
by Carol Burnett), who lived in the town of Canoga Falls.
The vignette dealt with problems that were more likely
to be seen on a soap opera than in real life.

In addition to the missed cues, the skit was notorious
for overusing loud and plangent organ music, a reference

 to a time when soap operas would have in-house organists play
 dramatic music as well as the show's theme song (when this skit
 first ran, organ music was still in wide use on the serials).
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 Click on the first source, or 'HERE' for my copy, to see
 this one episode of this very funny skit series.


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Subj:     Rita Hayworth Is Stayin' Alive (S797d)
          From: kgilmour2000 on 4/25/2012
Photo from YouTube.com...
 Source1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz3CPzdCDws?feature=related
 Source2: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=cee_1335536645
 Rita Hayworth and her co-stars are staying alive in our
 memories in this video first published on October 10 2010.
 Click on either source, or 'HERE' for my copy, to see this
 tribute to the goddess of Hollywood movies and dance in
 the forties.
 

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Subj:     Popsicle Stick Riddle (S805)
          From: Unilever
................Englewood Cliffs, NJ 07632
 Source: www.Popsicle.com
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