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Subj:     Movies Supp
                (Includes 82 jokes and articles, 19 1088,15,cL3f,wYT2a6a,13)
 

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Includes the following:  George Gobel On The Johnny Carson Show - Video (S629-Supp2)
.........................America's Got Talent - Video (S631b in Supp2)
.........................Pilobolus On Late Night With Conan O'Brien - Vid (S620-Sp2)
.........................Mary Poppins Stays At A Hotel (S136)
.........................Pilobolus at the 79th Oscars - Video (S620 in Supp2)
.........................SNL's Cork Soakers - Video (S510 in Supp2)
.........................A Stranger Moved In Our Home (S528b in Supp2)
.........................TV Tetris In Japan - Video (S546 - in Supp2)
.........................Robert DeNiro On Saturday Night Live - Video (S585 - Supp2)
.........................Meeting Paul Newman (S509b in Supp2)
.........................Tom Hanks Is James Bond, Spoof Trailer - Vid (S568b - Sup2)
.........................The Man Who Had No Face (S181 in Supp2)
.........................Famous Last Words From Movies (S625c in Supp2)
.........................Bailout Plan by Wanda Sykes on Jay Leno Show -Vid(S632-Sp2)
.........................Truths About Life I Learned
............................From Bad '80s Comedies(S208 in Supp2)
.........................Johnny Carson and Dom deLuise - Video (S627 in Supp2)
.........................Generic Disaster Movie Script (S79 in Supp2)
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.........................Jimmy Fallon on America's Got Talent - Video (S967)
.........................The Best Of JayWalking (S652)
.........................Playing Your Trumpet In A Movie (S272d, S701)
.........................WW II Movie Stars (S475)
.........................How To Write A Block-Buster Movie (S399b)
.........................Chick Flicks - Cartoon (S416)
.........................Man Attends Mystery Play (S327)
.........................Hollywood Squares (S237)
.........................Poem - Black and White TV (S340b)
.........................Saving Private Ryan (S91)
.........................93-FM Mate Match Show (S476c)
.........................Audrey Hepburn Colorized Photo (S1073)
.........................Three Stooges - Curly Fight Scene - Video (S1088)
.........................Celebrity Christmas Voices (S466b)
.........................More Short Movie Jokes
..............................Ripley's Believe It Or Not! (S626b in Supp2)
..............................Solid Potato Salad - The Ross Sisters - Vid(S641b-Sp2)
..............................I Love Jesus, But I Drink A Little - Vid/Aud(S632-Sp2)
..............................When TV Was Cool (S627b in Supp2)
..............................Installing Your Digital TV Converter Box-Vid(S615-Sp2)
..............................Next Season On Dancing With The Stars!! (S613b - Sup2)
..............................Happy Days' Actors (S612 in Supp2)
..............................Welcome Back Kotter: Where Are They Now? (S600 - Sup2)
..............................We Wish You A Merry Christmas - Video (S569 in Supp2)
..............................Celebrity Wax Figures (S585 in Supp2)
..............................Casablanca In A PowerPoint (S585 in Supp2)
..............................Four Funny Commercials - Videos (S577b in Supp2)
..............................Lord Of The Rings Parody - Video (S567 in Supp2)
..............................Writers' Strike (S566c in Supp2)
..............................Contortionist - Video (S552b in Supp2)
..............................Triumph, The Insult Comic Dog, At Tonys -Vid(S552b-Sp2)
..............................Star Wars Premier In New York City - Video (S551-Supp2)
..............................Paul Potts Sings Opera - Video (S550 in Supp2)
..............................Four Jay Leno Interviews - Video (S549c in Supp2)
..............................On the Street Where You Live - Video (S548b in Supp2)
..............................The Past And Black and White TV (S547 in Supp2)
..............................South Park On Wheel Of Fortune - Video (S543c in Supp2)
..............................Audrey Hepburn's "Beauty Tips" (S535 in Supp2)
..............................Fred Astaire Tap Dancing - Video (S534 in Supp2)
..............................Defense Against The Dark Arts (S533 in Supp2)
..............................Movie Start, Then And Now - PPS (S531c in Supp2)
..............................Eddie Haskell, The Beaver, And Wally (S530c in Supp2)
..............................World's Most Dangerous Comedian - Video (S528 in Supp2)
..............................FCCFU - Video (S517b in Supp2)
..............................The Land of Sandra Dee - Poem (S509c in Supp2)
..............................Mae West Quotation (S494c in Supp2)
..............................A True Lone Ranger Story - Video (S546 in Supp2)
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..............................Paris Hilton On SNL w/Jimmy Fallon - Video (S489c,S847)
..............................Our Gang Comedies (S488)
..............................McLain's Poetic Joke (S478b)
..............................Radio Prank Gone Wrong - Audio (S472b, S847)
..............................Harry Potter And The Crystal Ball (S470b)
..............................41 Childhood Pictures Of The Stars (S465)
..............................WatchFilms.com - Videos (S460b)
..............................James Arness in WWII (S460b)
..............................Reel Classics (S381)
..............................Finding Nemo Picture (S365b)
..............................Montana Survivor TV Series (S365b)
..............................Short Movie "Buggin You" (S302)

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Subj:     Jimmy Fallon on America's Got Talent (S967d-On Site)
          From: The Roosevelts on Facebook
 Source: www.youtube.com/embed/4rC9PaCuSgY
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.......guest star on America's Got Talent.  He recreated
.......his first act of 10 second impersonations.
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Subj:     The Best Of JayWalking (S652dwmv)
          From: brucejohnsonbaugh on 7/8/2009
 Source: www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherAtoM/g_to
........._m/movies_etc-supp-jaywalking.wmv

 As Jay Leno prepared to retire from the "Tonight Show",
 he made a tape called "The Best of Jaywalking".  Click
 'HERE' to see this really funny, WMV video.

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Subj:     Playing Your Trumpet In A Movie (S272d, S701)
         From: dogbyte on 4/17/2002

 Jerry was hired to play his trumpet on the score of a
 movie, and he was excited.  He was especially thrilled
 because he got to take two long solos.  After the sessions,
 which went great, Jerry couldn't wait to see the finished
 product.  He asked the producer where and when he could
 catch the film.

 A little embarrassed, the producer explained that the
 music was for a porno flick that would be out in a month,
 and he told Jerry where he could go to see it.

 A month later, Jerry, with his collar up and wearing
 glasses, went to the theatre where the picture was
 playing.  He walked in and sat way in the back, next to
 an elderly couple who also seemed to be disguised
 and hiding.  The movie started, and it was the filthiest,
 most perverse porno flick ever...group sex, SandM, golden
 showers...and then, halfway through, a dog got in on the
 action.

 Before anyone could blink an eye, the dog has had sex
 with all the women, in every orifice; and most of the
 men.  Embarrassed, Jerry turned to the old couple and
 whispered, "I'm only here for the music."

 The woman turned to Jerry and whispered back, "That's
 okay, we're just here to see our dog."

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Subj:     WW II Movie Stars (S475)
          From: flovilla on 2/20/2006

 This web page tells what eighteen movie stars did during
 WW II.  To view it click 'HERE'.

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Subj:     How To Write A Block-Buster Movie (S399b)
          From: Gutterville.co.za on 9/8/04
 Source: (Removed from gutterville.co.za)
Picture from
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

 You can view this cute explanation by clicking 'HERE'.

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Subj:     Chick Flicks - Cartoon (S416)
          By Wiley Miller on 7/07/2002
 Source: www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2002/07/31
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Subj:     Man Attends Mystery Play (S327)
          From: LABLaughs.com on 5/5/2003

 A mystery lover takes his place in a theater for opening
 night, but his seat is way far from the stage.

 The man calls an usher over and whispers, "I just love a
 good mystery, and I have been anxiously anticipating the
 opening of this play. However, in order to carefully follow
 the clues and fully enjoy the play, I have to watch a
 mystery close up. Look how far away I am! If you can get me
 a better seat, I'll give you a handsome tip."

 The usher nods and says he will be back shortly.

 Looking forward to a large tip, the usher speaks with his
 co-workers in the box office, hoping to find some closer
 tickets. With just three minutes left until curtain, he
 finds an unused ticket at the Will Call window and snatches
 it up.

 Returning to the man in the back of the theater, he
 whispers, "Follow me."

 The usher leads the man down to the second row and proudly
 points out the empty seat in the middle.

 "Thanks so much," says the theatergoer. "This seat is
 perfect."

 He then hands the usher a quarter.

 The usher looks down at the quarter, leans over and
 whispers, "The butler did it in the parlor with the
 candlestick."

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Subj:     Hollywood Squares (S237, S603)
          From: Cypriot on 8/3/2001
      and From: joych on 7/29/2008
Photo from Wat.Midco.net

 These jokes are extremely funny, but it's length requires
 me to make it a separate file.  Click 'HERE' to view it.

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Subj:     Poem - Black and White TV (S340b)
          From: Imogenelumen on 8/5/2003

 Subject: Black and White
 (Under age 40? You won't understand.)

 You could hardly see for all the snow,
 Spread the rabbit ears as far as they go.
 Pull a chair up to the TV set,
 "Good Night, David. Good Night, Chet."

 Dependin'g on the channel you tuned,
 You got Rob and Laura - or Ward and June.
 It felt so good. It felt so right.
 Life looked better in black and white.

 I Love Lucy, The Real McCoys,
 Dennis the Menace, the Cleaver boys,
 Rawhide, Gunsmoke, Wagon Train,
 Superman, Jimmy and Lois Lane.

 Father Knows Best, Patty Duke,
 Rin Tin Tin and Lassie too,
 Donna Reed on Thursday night! --
 Life looked better in black and white.

 I wanna go back to black and white.
 Everything always turned out right.
 Simple people, simple lives...
 Good guys always won the fights.

 Now nothing is the way it seems,
 In living color on the TV screen.
 Too many murders, too many fights,
 I wanna go back to black and white.

 In God they trusted, alone in bed, they slept,
 A promise made was a promise kept.
 They never cussed or broke their vows.
 They'd never make the network now.

 But if I could, I'd rather be
 In a TV town in '53.
 It felt so good. It felt so right.
 Life looked better in black and white.

 I'd trade all the channels on the satellite,
 If I could just turn back the clock tonight
 To when everybody knew wrong from right.
 Life was better in black and white!

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Subj:     Saving Private Ryan (S91) 
          From: RFSlick on 98-09-22

Click 'HERE' to read this article
about Steven Spielberg's classic
war movie with Tom Hanks, Matt Damon,
Tom Sizemore, Edward Burns, Barry
Pepper, and Adam Goldberg.

 Photo from VeteransBreakfastClub

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Subj:     93-FM Mate Match Show (S476c)
          From: LABLaughsAdult on 2/22/2006

 Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and
 hearing this.  Many PEI folks DID hear this on the 93-FM
 morning show in Charlottetown, PEI.  The DJs play a game
 where they award winners great prizes.

 The game is called "Mate Match". The DJs call someone at
 work and ask if they are married or seriously involved
 with someone.  If the contestant answers "yes", he or she
 is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions.

 The person is also asked to divulge the name of their
 partner (with phone number) for verification.  If their
 partner answers those same three questions correctly, they
 both win the prize.

 One particular game, however, several months ago made the
 Charlottetown City drop to its knees with laughter and is
 possibly the funniest thing you've heard yet.

 Anyway, here's how it all went down:

 DJ: "Hey! This is Ed on 93-FM. Have you ever heard
 of 'Mate Match'?"

 Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have."

 DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to
 the Gold Coast if you win.  What is your name?  First
 only please."

 Contestant: "Brian."

 DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?"

 Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married."

 DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name?
 First only please."

 Brian: "Sara."

 DJ: "Is Sara at work, Brian?"

 Brian: "She is gonna kill me."

 DJ: "Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?"

 Brian: (laughing) "Yes, she's at work."

 DJ: "Okay, first question - when was the last time
 you had sex?"

 Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning."

 DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."

 Brian: (laughing sheepishly) "Well..."

 DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it last?"

 Brian: "About 10 minutes."

 DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh?  No one would ever
 have said that if a trip wasn't at stake."

 Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice."

 DJ: "Okay. Final question.  Where did you have sex at 8
 o'clock this morning?

 Brian: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well..."

 DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?"

 Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her mum is
 staying with us for a couple of weeks..."

 DJ: "Uh huh..."

 Brian: "...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower
 at the time."

 DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."

 Brian: "On the kitchen table."

 DJ: "Not that great??  That is more adventure than
 the previous hundred times I've done it.

 Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get this wife's work
 number and call her up. You listen to this."

 [ 3 minutes of commercials follow. ]

 DJ: "Okay audience; let's call Sarah, shall we?"

 (Touchtones.....ringing....)

 Clerk: "Kinkos."

 DJ: "Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?"

 Clerk: "This is she."

 DJ: "Sarah, this is Ed with 93-FM. We are live on the air
 right now and I've been talking with Brian for a couple
 of hours now."

 Sarah: (laughing) "A couple of hours?"

 DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us.  Brian
 knows not to give any answers away or you'll lose.  Sooo...
 do you know the rules of 'Mate Match'?"

 Sarah: "No."

 DJ: "Good!"

 Brian: (laughing)

 Sarah: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you up to?"

 Brian: (laughing) "Just answer his questions honestly,
 okay?  Be completely honest."

 DJ: "Yeah yeah yeah. Sure.  Now, I will ask you 3 questions,
 Sarah.  If your answers match Brian's answers, then the both
 of you will be off to the Gold Coast for 5 days on us.

 Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."

 DJ: "Alright. When did you last have sex?

 Sarah?" Sarah: "Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before
 Brian went to work."

 DJ: "What time?"

 Sarah: "Around 8 this morning."
 

 DJ: "Very good.  Next question.  How long did it last?"

 Sarah: "12, 15 minutes maybe."

 DJ: "Hmmmm. That's close enough.  I am sure shes trying to
 protect his manhood. We've got one last question, Sarah.
 You are one question away from a trip to the Gold Coast.
 Are you ready?"

 Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."

 DJ: "Where did you have it?"

 Sarah: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!!  You didn't tell them
 that did you?"

 Brian: "Just tell him, honey."

 DJ: "What is bothering you so much, Sarah?"

 Sarah: "Well..."

 DJ: Come on Sarah.....where did you have it?

 Sarah: "Up the arse....."

 After a long pause, the DJ said, "Folks, we need to take
 a station break"

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Subj:     Audrey Hepburn Colorized Photo (S1073)
          Colorized by Dana Keller
          From: AFine963 on 6/31/2017
 Source: www.twistedsifter.com/2013/08/hist
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Subj:     Three Stooges Curly -
.............Fight Scene (S1088d-On Site)
          From: Fred Carll in 2017
 Source: www.youtube.com/fdI5hWyAphc

 Click 'HERE' to see the Three Stooges with
 Cutly's EPIC fight scene.

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Subj:     Celebrity Christmas Voices (S466b)
          From: igiggle on 12/23/2005

 Match the celebrity voice to the show and character...

 Stars:
    1)  Drew Barrymore
    2)  Jimmy Durante
    3)  Boris Karloff
    4)  Joel Grey
    5)  Jim Backus

 Characters:
    I)   Joshua Trundle, a clock maker
    II)  The Grinch, a mean old hermit
    III) Ebenezer Scrooge, a mean old miser
    IV)  The Narrator with a big schnoz
    V)   Olive, a talking dog

 Shows:
    A)  How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
        A Christmas hater disguises himself as Santa Claus
        to stop the holiday from coming.
    B)  Mr. Magoo's Christmas Carol
        On Christmas Eve, a nearsighted miser is visited by
        three spirits who teach him to change his ways.
    C)  Olive, the Other Reindeer
        A dog must outsmart an evil postman to reach the
        North Pole and replace an injured reindeer.
    D)  Frosty the Snowman
        After a magician's hat brings him to life, a snowman
        must travel north as rising temperatures threaten to
        melt him.
    E)  'Twas the Night Before Christmas
        A mouse family and a human family attempt to appease
        Santa Claus, who has been offended by a letter in the
        town's newspaper.
 
 


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Subj:     Paris Hilton On SNL w/Jimmy Fallon (S489c, S847)
          From: BossIsAway.com on 6/8/2006 (d-iFrame)

 Source: (Removed from screen.yahoo.com)

 In this very funny Saturday Night Live skit, a very young
 Jimmy Fallon interviews Paris Hilton.  Click 'HERE', to
 see this very racy skit.
 

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Subj:     Our Gang Comedies (S488)
          From: LABLaughsClean on 5/25/2006
      and From: tom on 5/30/2008
 Source: (Removed from lablaughs.com)
 What ever happened to the 29 child actors who were regulars
 (i.e., appeared in fifteen or more installments) of the 221
 Our Gang comedies (also known as The Little Rascals) produced
 between 1922 and 1944.  You can view their post-Rascals career
 and lives by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     McLain's Poetic Joke (S478b)
          From: LABLaughsClean on 3/10/2006
 Actress McLain lived in the west
 And had an ongoing request.
 When she made a joke,
 Her friends then all spoke
 And would say, Shirley you jest.
 

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Subj:     Radio Prank Gone Wrong (S472b, S847d)
          From: LABLaughs.com on 1/25/2006
Drawing from Ginny Prior Media Services
 Source: (Removed from starterupsteve.com)

 READ BEFORE YOU LISTEN, READ THIS.

 A young husband called up the DJ, asking him to play this
 prank on his wife for fun.  The couple had just bought a
 new house and had a new baby.  This is a recording of the
 radio DJ pretending to be the husband's boss, calling to
 apologize to the wife for firing the husband at this bad
 time. Be sure to pay special attention to the last line
 spoken by the wife.

 You can listen to this radio broadcast by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Harry Potter And The Crystal Ball
          From: LABLaughsAdult
..........on 1/18/2006 (S470b, d-On Site,SWF)
 Source: (Removed from lablaughs.com)
 To view this cute picture click 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     41 Childhood Pictures Of The Stars (S465)
          From: auntiegah on 12/17/2005
 You can view these forty-one pictures of the stars when
 they were a lot younger by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     WatchFilms.com (S460b)
          From: igiggle on 11/18/2005
 Source: (Removed from watchfilms.com)
 Watch movies online.  The screen is only 2.5 in. by 3.75 in.,
 but the play is smooth using DSL.  All the movies are quite
 old, but I totally enjoyed the film 'New Adventures of Tarzan'.
 

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Subj:     James Arness in WWII (S460b)
          From: igiggle@ on 11/14/2005
 During World War II, before James Arness portrayed U.S.
 marshall Matt Dillon in Gunsmoke, he was the first
 American soldier to jump off his boat at the Anzio
 beachhead.  He was ordered to do so by his commanding
 officer because, standing at 6'8", Arness was the
 tallest man in his company, and the water's depth
 needed to be tested as a safety precaution.
 

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Subj:     Reel Classics (S381)
          From: igiggle on 5/17/2004
 A site dedicated to classic movies. This looks like fun.
 - http://www.reelclassics.com/
 

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Subj:     Finding Nemo Picture (S365b)
          From: pns on 1/2/2004
 To see the cute picture 'Finding Nemo' click 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Montana Survivor TV Series (S365b)
          From: Grampsboyd on 1/24/2004
 Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Montana is
 planning to do its own, entitled "Survivor, Montana Style."
 The contestants will start in Billings, travel to Laurel,
 Big Timber, Livingston, over to Bozeman, and then to Three
 Forks.  They will then proceed to Butte, Missoula, up to
 St.Ignatius and onto Kalispell.

 They will then go through Glacier, Havre, Malta, Glasgow
 and Scobey.  From there, they'll proceed to Sidney, Glendive,
 Miles City and finally back to Billings.

 Each will be driving a pink Volvo with a big bumper sticker
 that reads, "I'm gay, I'm a vegetarian, I voted for Al Gore,
 and I'm here to confiscate your guns!"

 The first one to make it back to Billings alive wins!"
 

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Subj:     Short Movie "Buggin You" (S302)
          From: BennoRo on 11/12/2002
 Source: (Removed from media.smilepop.com)
 Hi, Alan, maybe you'll like this short animated movie.  My
 wife sent me this link...  BE SURE YOUR SPEAKERS ARE ON!!

 Benno
 
 

From: KMACINTY on 1/17/2003 (S311)
 When the actress saw her first strands of gray
 hair she thought she'd dye.

From: joke-of-the-day.com on 1/12/2003 (S312b)
 Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses.
   -- Elizabeth Taylor

From: igiggle on 2/15/2004 (S369b)
 Seven of the 50 most popular TV broadcasts ever were
 episodes of "The Beverly Hillbillies."

From: igiggle on 3/4/2004 (S372b)
 You burn 50% more calories watching TV
 than you do when you sleep.

From: DafterLafter on 8/23/2004 (S395b)
 Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married.
 the ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

From: Joke-of-the-Day-Mail.com on 5/6/2005 (S432b)
 My mother had to send me to the movies with my birth
 certificate, so that I wouldn't have to pay the extra
 fifty cents that the adults had to pay.
   -- KareemAbdul-Jabbar

From: LABLaughsClean on 6/3/2005 (S436b)
"Wal-mart...do they like make walls there?" --Paris Hilton

From: Joke-Of-The-Day-Mail.com on 2/13/2006 (S474b-quot-comed)
 "Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that,
  you've got it made."  -- George Burns

From: igiggle on 3/13/2006 (S377b)
 "Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you $50,000 for a kiss
  and 50 cents for your soul."  -- Marilyn Monroe

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