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                (Includes 62 jokes, 14 1122n,18,cf,wYT2a7b,18)

..........L5 Update

          Click "Here" for Movie_Etc-Supp2

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Includes the following:  George Gobel On The Johnny Carson Show - Video (S629-Supp2)
.........................America's Got Talent - Video (S631b in Supp2)
.........................Pilobolus On Late Night With Conan O'Brien - Vid (S620-Sp2)
.........................Mary Poppins Stays At A Hotel (S136)
.........................Pilobolus at the 79th Oscars - Video (S620 in Supp2)
.........................SNL's Cork Soakers - Video (S510 in Supp2)
.........................A Stranger Moved In Our Home (S528b in Supp2)
.........................TV Tetris In Japan - Video (S546 - in Supp2)
.........................Robert DeNiro On Saturday Night Live - Video (S585 - Supp2)
.........................Meeting Paul Newman (S509b in Supp2)
.........................Tom Hanks Is James Bond, Spoof Trailer - Vid (S568b - Sup2)
.........................The Man Who Had No Face (S181 in Supp2)
.........................Famous Last Words From Movies (S625c in Supp2)
.........................Bailout Plan by Wanda Sykes on Jay Leno Show -Vid(S632-Sp2)
.........................Truths About Life I Learned
............................From Bad '80s Comedies(S208 in Supp2)
.........................Johnny Carson and Dom deLuise - Video (S627 in Supp2)
.........................Generic Disaster Movie Script (S79 in Supp2)
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.........................Jimmy Fallon on America's Got Talent - Video (S967)
.........................Favorite Seinfeld TV Show Moments - Video (S1114)
.........................Tim Conway's "The Oldest Man" Diner Skit - Video (S1090)
.........................The Best Of JayWalking - WMV Video (S652)
.........................Playing Your Trumpet In A Movie (S272d, S701)
.........................WW II Movie Stars - Web Page (S475)
.........................Man w/Ugly Name Wants To Act (S209, S623b)
.........................Chick Flicks - Cartoon (S416)
.........................How To Write A Block-Buster Movie - Web Page (S399b)
.........................Make Me Laugh - TV Game Show (S1089)
.........................Man Attends Mystery Play (S327)
.........................Hollywood Squares - Web Page (S237)
.........................Poem - Black and White TV (S340b)
.........................Saving Private Ryan - Web Page (S91)
.........................93-FM Mate Match Show (S476c)
.........................Audrey Hepburn Colorized Photo (S1073)
.........................Three Stooges - Curly Fight Scene - Video (S1088)
.........................Celebrity Christmas Voices - Web Page (S466b)
.........................Paris Hilton On SNL w/Jimmy Fallon - Video (S489c)
.........................Gene Kelly In "Singin In The Rain" - Video (S1115)
.........................More Short Movie Jokes
..............................Ripley's Believe It Or Not! (S626b in Supp2)
..............................Solid Potato Salad - The Ross Sisters - Vid(S641b-Sp2)
..............................I Love Jesus, But I Drink A Little - Vid/Aud(S632-Sp2)
..............................When TV Was Cool (S627b in Supp2)
..............................Installing Your Digital TV Converter Box-Vid(S615-Sp2)
..............................Next Season On Dancing With The Stars!! (S613b - Sup2)
..............................Happy Days' Actors (S612 in Supp2)
..............................Welcome Back Kotter: Where Are They Now? (S600 - Sup2)
..............................We Wish You A Merry Christmas - Video (S569 in Supp2)
..............................Celebrity Wax Figures (S585 in Supp2)
..............................Casablanca In A PowerPoint (S585 in Supp2)
..............................Four Funny Commercials - Videos (S577b in Supp2)
..............................Lord Of The Rings Parody - Video (S567 in Supp2)
..............................Writers' Strike (S566c in Supp2)
..............................Contortionist - Video (S552b in Supp2)
..............................Triumph, The Insult Comic Dog, At Tonys -Vid(S552b-Sp2)
..............................Star Wars Premier In New York City - Video (S551-Supp2)
..............................Paul Potts Sings Opera - Video (S550 in Supp2)
..............................Four Jay Leno Interviews - Video (S549c in Supp2)
..............................On the Street Where You Live - Video (S548b in Supp2)
..............................The Past And Black and White TV (S547 in Supp2)
..............................South Park On Wheel Of Fortune - Video (S543c in Supp2)
..............................Audrey Hepburn's "Beauty Tips" (S535 in Supp2)
..............................Fred Astaire Tap Dancing - Video (S534 in Supp2)
..............................Defense Against The Dark Arts (S533 in Supp2)
..............................Movie Start, Then And Now - PPS (S531c in Supp2)
..............................Eddie Haskell, The Beaver, And Wally (S530c in Supp2)
..............................World's Most Dangerous Comedian - Video (S528 in Supp2)
..............................FCCFU - Video (S517b in Supp2)
..............................The Land of Sandra Dee - Poem (S509c in Supp2)
..............................Mae West Quotation (S494c in Supp2)
..............................A True Lone Ranger Story - Video (S546 in Supp2)
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..............................Our Gang Comedies - Web Page w/29 Photos (S488)
..............................McLain's Poetic Joke (S478b)
..............................Radio Prank Gone Wrong - Web Page w/Audio (S472b, S847)
..............................Harry Potter The Crystal Ball - Web Page w/Photo (S470b)
..............................41 Childhood Pictures Of The Stars - Web Page (S465)
..............................James Arness in WWII (S460b)
..............................Reel Classics - Off Site Location (S381)
..............................Finding Nemo - Web Site Photo (S365b)
..............................Montana Survivor TV Series (S365b)
.............................."Buggin You" - Short Animation (S302)

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Subj:     Jimmy Fallon on America's Got Talent (S967)
          From: The Roosevelts in 2015 (d-On Site)
 Source: www.youtube.com/embed/4rC9PaCuSgY
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.......Click 'HERE' to see Jimmy Fallon performed as a
.......guest star on America's Got Talent.  He recreated
.......his first act of 10 second impersonations.
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Subj:     Favorite Seinfeld TV
.............Show Moments (S1114)
..........in 2018 (d-On Site)
 Source: www.facebook.com/georgeh
.........takei/221218811826585/

 Click 'HERE' to see these favorite Seinfeld moments
 from George Takei Presents in 2018.

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Subj:     Tim Conway's "The Oldest Man" Diner Skit
          From: Fred Carll
..........in 2017 (S1090d-On Site)
 Source: www.youtube.com/embed/zEq_rrp-WOg
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 Click 'HERE' to see Tim Conway's "The Oldest Man" Diner Skit
 on the Dean Martin Show circa 1969.
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Subj:     The Best Of JayWalking
          From: brucejohnsonbaugh
..........in 2009 (S652d-On Site,WMV)
 Source: www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherAtoM/g_to
........._m/movies_etc-supp-jaywalking.wmv

 As Jay Leno prepared to retire from the "Tonight Show",
 he made a tape called "The Best of Jaywalking".  Click
 'HERE' to see this really funny, WMV video.

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Subj:     Playing Your Trumpet In A Movie
          From: dogbyte in 2002 (S272d, S701)

 Jerry was hired to play his trumpet on the score of a
 movie, and he was excited.  He was especially thrilled
 because he got to take two long solos.  After the sessions,
 which went great, Jerry couldn't wait to see the finished
 product.  He asked the producer where and when he could
 catch the film.

 A little embarrassed, the producer explained that the
 music was for a porno flick that would be out in a month,
 and he told Jerry where he could go to see it.

 A month later, Jerry, with his collar up and wearing
 glasses, went to the theatre where the picture was
 playing.  He walked in and sat way in the back, next to
 an elderly couple who also seemed to be disguised
 and hiding.  The movie started, and it was the filthiest,
 most perverse porno flick ever...group sex, SandM, golden
 showers...and then, halfway through, a dog got in on the
 action.

 Before anyone could blink an eye, the dog has had sex
 with all the women, in every orifice; and most of the
 men.  Embarrassed, Jerry turned to the old couple and
 whispered, "I'm only here for the music."

 The woman turned to Jerry and whispered back, "That's
 okay, we're just here to see our dog."

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Subj:     WW II Movie Stars (S475)
          From: flovilla in 2006

 This web page tells what eighteen movie stars did during
 WW II.  To view it click 'HERE'.

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Subj:     Man w/Ugly Name Wants To Act (S209, S623b)
          From: gheckman in 2001

 A strikingly handsome young man walked into the office of a
 Hollywood agent with his resume and portfolio in hand.  The
 agent reviewed the young man's slim resume and small port-
 folio with the care that was deserving of this fine young
 specimen.

 "You have the very obvious good looks and excellent demeanor
 of an actor.  Tell me, have you had any roles that I might
 be aware of?"

 "Other than the requisite high school and college plays, no
 sir," said the handsome young man.

 "I dare say I know the reason why, with a name like yours,"
 said the agent.

 "Sir?"

 "Your name. Penis Van Lesbian. That's not a name that will
 go far in Hollywood. I'd love to represent you, but you'll
 have to change your name."

 "Sir," the handsome young man protested. "The Van Lesbian
 name was my father's, my grandfather's and his father's
 name.  We have proudly carried this name for generations
 and I will not change it for Hollywood or any other reason."

 "If you won't change your name, I cannot represent you,
 young man."

 "Then I bid you farewell - my name will not change."  With
 that, Penis Van Lesbian left the agents office never to
 return.

 Five Years Later...

 The Hollywood agent returned to his office after lunch with
 some producers and shuffled through his mail.  Mostly junk
 mail, trade journals and the like.

 There was one letter. He opened the envelope and removed
 the letter.  As he unfolded the fine linen paper, a check
 dropped from the folds and onto his desk.  He looked at
 the check. It was for $ 50,000 dollars!  He read the letter:

 Dear Sir:

 Several years ago, I entered your office determined to
 become an actor.  You refused to represent me unless I
 changed my name.  I objected, saying The Penis Van Lesbian
 name had been carried for generations and left your
 office.  However, upon leaving, I chanced to reconsider my
 hastiness and after considerable reflection, I decided to
 heed your advice and endeavored to change my name.  Now I
 am a famous actor with many roles and known to millions
 worldwide.  Having achieved this fame and fortune, it is
 often that I think back to my meeting with you and your
 insistence that I change my name. I owe you a debt of
 gratitude, so please accept this check with my humble
 thanks, for it was your idea, which has brought me to such
 wealth and fame.

 Very Sincerely Yours,

 Dick Van Dyke"

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Subj:     Chick Flicks - Cartoon (S416)
          By Wiley Miller in 2002
 Source: www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2002/07/31
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Subj:     How To Write A Block-Buster Movie
          From: Gutterville.co.za
..........in 2004 (S399b)
Picture from
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
 Source: (Removed from gutterville.co.za)

 You can view this cute explanation by clicking 'HERE'.

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Subj:     Make Me Laugh
          From: Petra van Klaveren-Chini
..........in 2017 (S1089d-On Site)
 Source: www.youtube.com/embed/G9aTfJa0LQU
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 Make Me Laugh was an American game show in which
 contestants watched 3 stand-up comedians performing
 their acts, one at a time, earning one dollar for
 every second that they could make it through without
 laughing. Click 'HERE' to see this very funny episode.
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Subj:     Man Attends Mystery Play (S327)
          From: LABLaughs.com in 2003

 A mystery lover takes his place in a theater for opening
 night, but his seat is way far from the stage.

 The man calls an usher over and whispers, "I just love a
 good mystery, and I have been anxiously anticipating the
 opening of this play. However, in order to carefully follow
 the clues and fully enjoy the play, I have to watch a
 mystery close up. Look how far away I am! If you can get me
 a better seat, I'll give you a handsome tip."

 The usher nods and says he will be back shortly.

 Looking forward to a large tip, the usher speaks with his
 co-workers in the box office, hoping to find some closer
 tickets. With just three minutes left until curtain, he
 finds an unused ticket at the Will Call window and snatches
 it up.

 Returning to the man in the back of the theater, he
 whispers, "Follow me."

 The usher leads the man down to the second row and proudly
 points out the empty seat in the middle.

 "Thanks so much," says the theatergoer. "This seat is
 perfect."

 He then hands the usher a quarter.

 The usher looks down at the quarter, leans over and
 whispers, "The butler did it in the parlor with the
 candlestick."

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Subj:     Hollywood Squares
          From: Cypriot
..........in 2001 (S237, S603)
Photo from Wat.Midco.net

 These jokes are extremely funny, but it's length requires
 me to make it a separate file.  Click 'HERE' to view it.

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Subj:     Poem - Black and White TV (S340b)
          From: Imogenelumen in 2003

 Subject: Black and White
 (Under age 40? You won't understand.)

 You could hardly see for all the snow,
 Spread the rabbit ears as far as they go.
 Pull a chair up to the TV set,
 "Good Night, David. Good Night, Chet."

 Dependin'g on the channel you tuned,
 You got Rob and Laura - or Ward and June.
 It felt so good. It felt so right.
 Life looked better in black and white.

 I Love Lucy, The Real McCoys,
 Dennis the Menace, the Cleaver boys,
 Rawhide, Gunsmoke, Wagon Train,
 Superman, Jimmy and Lois Lane.

 Father Knows Best, Patty Duke,
 Rin Tin Tin and Lassie too,
 Donna Reed on Thursday night! --
 Life looked better in black and white.

 I wanna go back to black and white.
 Everything always turned out right.
 Simple people, simple lives...
 Good guys always won the fights.

 Now nothing is the way it seems,
 In living color on the TV screen.
 Too many murders, too many fights,
 I wanna go back to black and white.

 In God they trusted, alone in bed, they slept,
 A promise made was a promise kept.
 They never cussed or broke their vows.
 They'd never make the network now.

 But if I could, I'd rather be
 In a TV town in '53.
 It felt so good. It felt so right.
 Life looked better in black and white.

 I'd trade all the channels on the satellite,
 If I could just turn back the clock tonight
 To when everybody knew wrong from right.
 Life was better in black and white!

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Subj:     Saving Private Ryan (S91) 
          From: RFSlick in 1998

Click 'HERE' to read this article
about Steven Spielberg's classic
war movie with Tom Hanks, Matt Damon,
Tom Sizemore, Edward Burns, Barry
Pepper, and Adam Goldberg.

 Photo from VeteransBreakfastClub

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Subj:     93-FM Mate Match Show (S476c)
          From: LABLaughsAdult in 2006

 Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and
 hearing this.  Many PEI folks DID hear this on the 93-FM
 morning show in Charlottetown, PEI.  The DJs play a game
 where they award winners great prizes.

 The game is called "Mate Match". The DJs call someone at
 work and ask if they are married or seriously involved
 with someone.  If the contestant answers "yes", he or she
 is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions.

 The person is also asked to divulge the name of their
 partner (with phone number) for verification.  If their
 partner answers those same three questions correctly, they
 both win the prize.

 One particular game, however, several months ago made the
 Charlottetown City drop to its knees with laughter and is
 possibly the funniest thing you've heard yet.

 Anyway, here's how it all went down:

 DJ: "Hey! This is Ed on 93-FM. Have you ever heard
 of 'Mate Match'?"

 Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have."

 DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to
 the Gold Coast if you win.  What is your name?  First
 only please."

 Contestant: "Brian."

 DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?"

 Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married."

 DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name?
 First only please."

 Brian: "Sara."

 DJ: "Is Sara at work, Brian?"

 Brian: "She is gonna kill me."

 DJ: "Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?"

 Brian: (laughing) "Yes, she's at work."

 DJ: "Okay, first question - when was the last time
 you had sex?"

 Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning."

 DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."

 Brian: (laughing sheepishly) "Well..."

 DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it last?"

 Brian: "About 10 minutes."

 DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh?  No one would ever
 have said that if a trip wasn't at stake."

 Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice."

 DJ: "Okay. Final question.  Where did you have sex at 8
 o'clock this morning?

 Brian: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well..."

 DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?"

 Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her mum is
 staying with us for a couple of weeks..."

 DJ: "Uh huh..."

 Brian: "...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower
 at the time."

 DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."

 Brian: "On the kitchen table."

 DJ: "Not that great??  That is more adventure than
 the previous hundred times I've done it.

 Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get this wife's work
 number and call her up. You listen to this."

 [ 3 minutes of commercials follow. ]

 DJ: "Okay audience; let's call Sarah, shall we?"

 (Touchtones.....ringing....)

 Clerk: "Kinkos."

 DJ: "Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?"

 Clerk: "This is she."

 DJ: "Sarah, this is Ed with 93-FM. We are live on the air
 right now and I've been talking with Brian for a couple
 of hours now."

 Sarah: (laughing) "A couple of hours?"

 DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us.  Brian
 knows not to give any answers away or you'll lose.  Sooo...
 do you know the rules of 'Mate Match'?"

 Sarah: "No."

 DJ: "Good!"

 Brian: (laughing)

 Sarah: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you up to?"

 Brian: (laughing) "Just answer his questions honestly,
 okay?  Be completely honest."

 DJ: "Yeah yeah yeah. Sure.  Now, I will ask you 3 questions,
 Sarah.  If your answers match Brian's answers, then the both
 of you will be off to the Gold Coast for 5 days on us.

 Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."

 DJ: "Alright. When did you last have sex?

 Sarah?" Sarah: "Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before
 Brian went to work."

 DJ: "What time?"

 Sarah: "Around 8 this morning."
 

 DJ: "Very good.  Next question.  How long did it last?"

 Sarah: "12, 15 minutes maybe."

 DJ: "Hmmmm. That's close enough.  I am sure shes trying to
 protect his manhood. We've got one last question, Sarah.
 You are one question away from a trip to the Gold Coast.
 Are you ready?"

 Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."

 DJ: "Where did you have it?"

 Sarah: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!!  You didn't tell them
 that did you?"

 Brian: "Just tell him, honey."

 DJ: "What is bothering you so much, Sarah?"

 Sarah: "Well..."

 DJ: Come on Sarah.....where did you have it?

 Sarah: "Up the arse....."

 After a long pause, the DJ said, "Folks, we need to take
 a station break"

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Subj:     Audrey Hepburn Colorized Photo (S1073)
          Colorized by Dana Keller
          From: AFine963 in 2017
 Source: www.twistedsifter.com/2013/08/hist
.........oric-black-white-photos-colorized/
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Subj:     Three Stooges Curly -
.............Fight Scene (S1088d-On Site)
          From: Fred Carll in 2017
 Source: www.youtube.com/fdI5hWyAphc

 Click 'HERE' to see the Three Stooges with
 Cutly's EPIC fight scene.

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Subj:     Celebrity Christmas Voices (S466b)
          From: igiggle in 2005

 Match the celebrity voice to the show and character...

 Stars:
    1)  Drew Barrymore
    2)  Jimmy Durante
    3)  Boris Karloff
    4)  Joel Grey
    5)  Jim Backus

 Characters:
    I)   Joshua Trundle, a clock maker
    II)  The Grinch, a mean old hermit
    III) Ebenezer Scrooge, a mean old miser
    IV)  The Narrator with a big schnoz
    V)   Olive, a talking dog

 Shows:
    A)  How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
        A Christmas hater disguises himself as Santa Claus
        to stop the holiday from coming.
    B)  Mr. Magoo's Christmas Carol
        On Christmas Eve, a nearsighted miser is visited by
        three spirits who teach him to change his ways.
    C)  Olive, the Other Reindeer
        A dog must outsmart an evil postman to reach the
        North Pole and replace an injured reindeer.
    D)  Frosty the Snowman
        After a magician's hat brings him to life, a snowman
       must travel north as rising temperatures threaten to
        melt him.
    E)  'Twas the Night Before Christmas
        A mouse family and a human family attempt to appease
        Santa Claus, who has been offended by a letter in the
        town's newspaper.
 
 

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Subj:     Paris Hilton On SNL w/Jimmy Fallon
          From: BossIsAway.com
..........in 2006 (S489c, S847,d-iFrame
 Source: (Removed from screen.yahoo.com)
 In this very funny Saturday Night Live skit, a very young
 Jimmy Fallon interviews Paris Hilton.  Click 'HERE', to
 see this very racy skit.
 

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Subj:     Gene Kelly In 
............."Singin In The Rain"
          From: Linda Lemelin
..........in 2018 (S1115d-On Site)
 Source: www.youtube.com/D1ZYhVpdXbQ

 Gene Kelly had a high fever while filming this title
 number. Click 'HERE' to see this 1952 musical classic.


Subj:     More Short Movie Jokes

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Subj:     Our Gang Comedies
          From: tom
..........in 2008 (S488)
 Source: (Removed from lablaughs.com)
 What ever happened to the 29 child actors who were regulars
 (i.e., appeared in fifteen or more installments) of the 221
 Our Gang comedies (also known as The Little Rascals) produced
 between 1922 and 1944.  You can view their post-Rascals career
 and lives by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     McLain's Poetic Joke (S478b)
          From: LABLaughsClean in 2006
 Actress McLain lived in the west
 And had an ongoing request.
 When she made a joke,
 Her friends then all spoke
 And would say, Shirley you jest.
 

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Subj:     Radio Prank Gone Wrong
          From: LABLaughs.com
..........in 2006 (S472b, S847d-On Site,SWF object)
 Source: (Removed from starterupsteve.com)

 READ BEFORE YOU LISTEN, READ THIS.

 A young husband called up the DJ, asking him to play this
 prank on his wife for fun.  The couple had just bought a
 new house and had a new baby.  This is a recording of the
 radio DJ pretending to be the husband's boss, calling to
 apologize to the wife for firing the husband at this bad
 time. Be sure to pay special attention to the last line
 spoken by the wife.

 You can listen to this radio broadcast by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Harry Potter And
.............The Crystal Ball
..........in 2006 (S470b,d-On Site,SWF)
 Source: (Removed from lablaughs.com)
 To view this cute picture click 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     41 Childhood Pictures Of The Stars
          From: auntiegah in 2005 (S465)
 You can view these forty-one pictures of the stars when
 they were a lot younger by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     James Arness in WWII (S460b)
          From: igiggle@ in 2005
 During World War II, before James Arness portrayed U.S.
 marshall Matt Dillon in Gunsmoke, he was the first
 American soldier to jump off his boat at the Anzio
 beachhead.  He was ordered to do so by his commanding
 officer because, standing at 6'8", Arness was the
 tallest man in his company, and the water's depth
 needed to be tested as a safety precaution.
 

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Subj:     Reel Classics (S381)
          From: igiggle in 2004
 A site dedicated to classic movies. This looks like fun.
 - http://www.reelclassics.com/
 

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Subj:     Finding Nemo - Web Site Photo (S365b)
          From: pns in 2004
 To see the cute picture 'Finding Nemo' click 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Montana Survivor TV Series (S365b)
          From: Grampsboyd in 2004
 Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Montana is
 planning to do its own, entitled "Survivor, Montana Style."
 The contestants will start in Billings, travel to Laurel,
 Big Timber, Livingston, over to Bozeman, and then to Three
 Forks.  They will then proceed to Butte, Missoula, up to
 St.Ignatius and onto Kalispell.

 They will then go through Glacier, Havre, Malta, Glasgow
 and Scobey.  From there, they'll proceed to Sidney, Glendive,
 Miles City and finally back to Billings.

 Each will be driving a pink Volvo with a big bumper sticker
 that reads, "I'm gay, I'm a vegetarian, I voted for Al Gore,
 and I'm here to confiscate your guns!"

 The first one to make it back to Billings alive wins!"
 

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Subj:     "Buggin You" - Short Animation (S302)
          From: BennoRo in 2002 (d-Off Site)
 Source: www.youtube.com/embed/lsejUS-l9IM
 Hi, Alan, maybe you'll like this short animated movie.  My
 wife sent me this link...  BE SURE YOUR SPEAKERS ARE ON!!

 Benno
 

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From: ICohen in 2001 (S215)
 1 in every 4 Americans has appeared on television.
 

From: mombear1 in 2001 (S238)
 Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during
 World War II were made of wood.

 During the chariot scene in "Ben Hur", a small red car
 can be seen in the distance.

 Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to
 s-l-o-w film down so you could see his moves.
 That's the opposite of the norm.

 Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie
 Chaplin look-alike contest.
 

From: LABLaughs.com in 2002 (S291b)
 Mr. Rogers is an ordained minister.

 Humphrey Bogart was related to Princess Diana. They
 were seventh cousins.

 In most television commercials advertising milk, a
 mixture of white paint and a little thinner is used in
 place of the milk.

 John Travolta turned down the starring roles in "An
 Officer and a Gentleman" and "Tootsie".

 Cleo and Caesar were the early stage names of
 Cher and Sonny Bono.

 Who plays the piano on "Mad About You?"
 Who's that playing the piano on the "Mad About You"
    theme?
    Paul Reiser himself.

Sesame Street characters Bert and Ernie were named
      after characters in which famous holiday movie?
 The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were
 named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver
 in Frank Capra's "Its A Wonderful Life."

 All the clocks in the movie Pulp Fiction are stuck
 on what time?  All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp
 Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.

 What trivia fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny)
 is most ironic?  He was allergic to carrots.

 The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime
 time television were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

 The first toilet ever seen on television was on
 "Leave It To Beaver".

 What person, not a "Seinfeld" regular cast member,
 is featured on every  episode of "Seinfeld"?
 Superman, either by name or pictures on Jerry's
 refrigerator.

 In the 1940s, the FCC assigned television's Channel
 1 to mobile services (two-way radios in taxicabs,
 for instance) but did not renumber the other channel
 assignments.  That is why your TV set has channels 2
 and up, but no channel 1.

 Sylvia Miles had the shortest performance ever
   nominated for an Oscar with "Midnight Cowboy."
   Her entire role lasted only six minutes.

 Gilligan of Gilligan's Island had a first name that
   was only used once, on the never-aired pilot show.
   His first name was Willy.  The skipper's real name
   on Gilligan's Island is Jonas Grumby.  It was
   mentioned once in the first episode on their radio's
   newscast about the wreck.

 A walla-walla scene is one where extras pretend to be
   talking in the background -- when they say "walla-
   walla" it looks like they are actually talking.

 101 Dalmatians and Peter Pan (Wendy) are the only two
   Disney cartoon features with both parents that are
   present and don't die throughout the movie.
 

From: auntieg in 1998
 The name for Oz in the "Wizard of Oz" was thought up
 when the creator, Frank Baum, looked at his filing cabinet
 and saw A-N, and O-Z, hence "Oz."
 

From: Bawdy.Net Collage #284 in 1999
 TV listing for the Wizard of Oz in the Marin Paper:

 Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills
 the first woman she meets and then teams up with three
 complete strangers to kill again.
 

From: KMACINTY in 2003 (S311)
 When the actress saw her first strands of gray
 hair she thought she'd dye.
 

From: igiggle in 2004 (S369b)
 Seven of the 50 most popular TV broadcasts ever were
 episodes of "The Beverly Hillbillies."
 

From: igiggle in 2004 (S372b)
 You burn 50% more calories watching TV
 than you do when you sleep.
 

From: DafterLafter in 2004 (S395b)
 Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married.
 the ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
 

From: jerry in 2001 (S256)
 About 100,000 people submitted their favorite jokes as
 part of a massive experiment called Laughlab.  Here, the
 German category.

 "Why is television called a medium?  Because it is neither
 rare nor well-done."
 

From: dogbyte in 2002 (S258)
 Q: Who cuts the grass on Walton's Mountain?
 A: Lawn Boy.

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