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Includes the following:  Man Looking Up At The Stars - Photo (S1071)
.........................The Cannae And EMDrive Drives - Videos (S955)
.........................Colliding Galaxies - Hubble Photo (S936)
.........................Star Wars: Ep VII - Trailer #1 (S932)
.........................Metaphor T-Shirt (S916)
.........................Star Trek: The Sext Generation - Video (S913)
.........................Peanuts Sunday Comic Strip (S929)
.........................Star Trek Continues - Video (S909)
.........................SW:ESB Alt Ending (S143)
.........................Red And Rover Sunday Cartoon (S1027)
.........................Celebrate Hubble's 25th Anniversary - Video (S951)
.........................Dr Seuss On Star Trek: The Next Generation (S289)
.........................Candorville Sunday Comic Strip (S1007)
.........................Robot Chicken Star Trek Parody - Video (S902)
.........................Spock's 'Live Long and Prosper' - Video (S943)
.........................Time Lapse Of The Shuttle Through LA - Video (S824)
.........................Calvin and Hobbes Sunday Comic Strip (S1011)
.........................Galactic Collision - Video (S1019)
.........................Pink Floyd Eclipse T-Shirt (S1072)
.........................Tour of Orbital Laboratory - Video (S1055)
.........................Moon Craters - GIF (S1073)
.........................Short Star Trek/Space Jokes
..............................Star Wars Cast (S967)
..............................Things Uttered by Yoda While Making Love (S181)
..............................Corner Of Live Long St And Prosper Ave (S944)
..............................Star Wars or Star Trek? - Video/Animation (S962)
..............................Star Wars Girlfriend Picture/Pun (S927)
..............................Death Star Eclipse - Picture (S1073)

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Subj:     Man Looking Up At The Stars (S1071)
          From: Rucas Castro on 7/8/2017
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Subj:     The Cannae And EMDrive Drives 
          From: Melissa Weers on (S955)
 Source: greenoptimistic.com/solar-powerw
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Photo from GreenOptimistic.com...
 The EMDrive, invented by British scientist 
 Roger Shawyer, or Cannae Drive, invented by 
 Guido Fetta, are both based on a similar mechanism, 
 bouncing microwaves inside an enclosed chamber and 
 producing a measurable thrust. Because "one cannot 
 change the laws of physics, "most researchers and 
 reputable testing facilities refused to even look 
 at the design, because such a thing just "isn't
 possible."  Indeed, NASA scientists say that such a
 thing shouldn't work at all, using just solar power
 and zero fuel, but it does!
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Subj:     Cannae Drive (S955d-iFrame)
          Inventor Guido Fetta
          Published by: Newsy Science
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/FxRdNj0_8JU
Photo from NextBigFuture.com
 Click 'HERE' to learn about the Cannae LLC Drive.
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Subj:     The EMDrive (S955d-iFrame)
          Invented by British scientist Roger Shawyer
          Published by: 10ReasonsWhyShow
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/YVxqejyQUfM
Photo from NextBigFuture.com
 Click 'HERE' to learn about the EMDrive.
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Subj:     Colliding Galaxies (S936)
          From:  HuffingtonPost.com
 Source: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/12/17/colliding-galaxies-
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.NASA has released a new photo showing a spectacular light show created by a
.pair of merging galaxies 130 million light-years from Earth.  The Spiral
.galaxies NGC 2207 and IC 2163 are located in the constellation Canis Major.
.This composite, X-rays photo is from the Hubble Space Telescope.
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Subj:     Star Wars: Ep VII - Trailer #1 (S932)
          Made by MOVIECLIPS Trailers (d-iFrame)
 Source: www.youtube.com/embed/OMOVFvcNfvE

 Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens Official
 Teaser Trailer #1 (2015) - J.J. Abrams Movie HD 

 A continuation of the saga created by George Lucas set
 thirty years after Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of
 the Jedi (1983).

 Click 'HERE' to get a first taste of the December 2015
 movie release.
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Subj:     Metaphor T-Shirt (S916)
          From: George Takei on 6/20/2014
 Source: http://www.amazon.com/CafePress-Metaphors-Womens-V-
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.George Takei wrote "This is so perfect, it actually
.hurts." You can buy this T-Shirt f/CafePress for $29.
 

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Subj:     Star Trek: The Sext Generation (S913d-On Site)
          From: George Takei
Photo from YouTube
 Source: (Removed from youtube.com

 Witness sex, violence and 80s toys collide as fan-favorite
 characters from Star Trek - The Next Generation. This stop-
 motion animated video was created by Seth Green and Matthew
 Seinreich using a roster of celebrity voices to skewer pop
 culture in this balls-to-the-wall comedy.  Click 'HERE' to
 see this animated video.

 George Takei said "I honestly have no words for what I just
 watched. None."

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Subj:     Peanuts Sunday Comic Strip (S929)
          By Charles M. Schulz on 10/26/2014
 Source: http://www.gocomics.com/peanuts/2014/10/26
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Subj:     Star Trek Continues (S909)
          Produced by WIRED(d-iFrame)
          Frm: Cathy Freitas on Facebk
 Source1: http://www.youtube.com/embed/NWqCI6BN7IQ
 Source2: http://www.giantfreakinrobot.com/scifi/obsession-chron
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 Intended to pick up where the original show left off, the web
series 'Star Trek Continues' has brought about
a wave of nostalgic appreciation for the classic
sci-fi show.  After a successful Kickstarter
campaign and now, with two full webisodes under
its belt, the show, by producer/director/super
fan/star Vic Mignogna, is ushering in brand-new
 voyages of the starship Enterprise. Click 'HERE' to learn more
 about this new Sci-Fi series.
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Source3: http://www.youtube.com/embed/4mOpmIFTxkE

A survivor from a distressed Tellarite vessel
pulls Captain Kirk and his crew into a moral
quandary over her sovereignty.

 Click on the third source to see this excellent, fifty minute,
 full episode of Star Trek Continues.
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Subj:     SW:ESB Alt Ending (S143)
          From: octagon999 on 10/21/1999

 Now that we know what happened in Phantom Menace, this
 version seems more likely.....

 SCENE: THE FLOATING CITY - BESPIN GANTRY

 (A furious lightsaber duel is underway.  DARTH VADER is
 backing LUKE SKYWALKER towards the end of the gantry.  A
 quick move by Vader chops off Luke's hand.  It goes spinning
 off into the ventilation shaft.  Luke backs away. He looks
 around, but realizes there's nowhere to go butstraight down.)

 Darth Vader: Obi Wan never told you what happened to your
              father.

        Luke: He told me enough! He told me you killed him!

 Darth Vader: No, Luke... I am your father!

        Luke: No! It's not true!  It's impossible.

 Darth Vader: Search your feelings... you know it to be true...

        Luke: NO!

 Darth Vader: Yes, it is true... and you know what else?  You
              know that brass droid of yours?

        Luke: Threepio?

 Darth Vader: Yes... Threepio... I built him... when I was
              only 7 years old...

        Luke: No...

 Darth Vader: Seven years old! And what have you done?  Look
              at yourself, no lightsaber, no hand, no job, and
              you can't even levitate your own ship out of the
              swamp...

        Luke: I destroyed your precious Death Star!

 Darth Vader: When you were 20! When I was 10, I single-handedly
              destroyed a Trade Federation Droid Control ship!

        Luke: Well, it's not my fault...

 Darth Vader: Oh, here we go... "Poor me... my father never gave
              me what I wanted for my birthday... boo hoo, my
             daddy's the Dark Lord of the Sith...waahhh wahhh!"

        Luke: Shut up...

 Darth Vader: You're a slacker!  By the time I was your age, I
              had exterminated the Jedi knights!

        Luke: I used to race my T-16 through Beggar's Canyon!

 Darth Vader: Oh, for the love of the Emperor... 10 years old,
              winner of the Boonta Eve Open... Only human to
              ever fly a Pod Racer... right here baby!

 (Luke looks down the shaft.  Takes a step towards it.)

 Darth Vader: I was wrong... You're not my kid... I don't know
              whose  you are, but you sure ain't mine...

 (Luke takes a step off the platform, hesitates, then plunges
 down the shaft. Darth Vader looks after him.)

 Darth Vader: And get a haircut!

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Subj:     Red And Rover Sunday Cartoon (S1027)
          Created by Brian Basset on 9/18/2016
 Source: http://www.gocomics.com/redandrover/2016/09/18
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Subj:   Celebrate Hubble's 25th Anniversary 
        Made by Griffith Observatory
        From: bill7808 on 4/5/15 (S951)
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/
.........embed/3RHryBNe308(d-On Site)

 Click 'HERE' for the images from Hubble
 that changed our view of the universe.

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Subj:     Dr Seuss on Star Trek: the Next Generation (S289)
          From: Cypriot on 8/16/2002

 If Dr. Seuss wrote for Star Trek: the Next Generation...
                    By Dave Fuller

 Picard:     Sigma Indri, that's the star,
             So, Data, please, how far? How far?

 Data:       Our ship can get there very fast
             But still the trip will last and last
            We'll have two days 'til we arrive
             But can the Indrans there survive?

 Picard:     LaForge, please give us factor nine.

 LaForge:    But, sir, the engines are offline!

 Picard:     Offline! But why? I want to go!
             Please make it so, please make it so!

 Riker:      But sir, if Geordi says we can't,
             We can't, we mustn't, and we shan't,
             The danger here is far too great!

 Picard:     But surely we must not be late!

 Troi:       I'm sensing anger and great ire.

 Computer:   Alert! Alert! The ship's on fire!

 Picard:     The ship's on fire? How could this be?
            Who lit the fire?

 Riker:      Not me...

 Worf:                 Not me!

 Picard:     Computer, how long 'til we die?

 Computer:   Eight minutes left to say goodbye.

 Data:       May I suggest a course to take?
             We could, I think, quite safely make
             Extinguishers from tractor beams
             And stop the fire, or so it seems...

 Geordi:     Hurray! Hurray! You've saved the day!
             Again I say, Hurray! Hurray!

 Picard:     Mr. Data, thank you much.
             You've saved our lives, our ship, and such.

 Troi:       We still must save the Indran planet --

 Data:       Which (by the way) is made of granite...

 Picard:     Enough, you android. Please desist.
             We understand -- we get your gist.
             But can we get our ship to go?
             Please make it so, PLEASE make it so.

 Geordi:     There's sabotage among the wires
             And that's what started all the fires.

 Riker:      We have a saboteur? Oh, no!
             We need to go! We need to go!

 Troi:       We must seek out the traitor spy
             And lock him up and ask him why?

 Worf:       Ask him why?  How sentimental.
             I say give him problems dental.

 Troi:       Are any Romulan ships around?
             Have scanners said that they've been found?
            Or is it Borg or some new threat
             We haven't even heard of yet?
             I sense no malice in this crew.
             Now what are we supposed to do?

 Crusher:    Captain, please, the Indrans need us.
             They cry out, "Help us, clothe us, feed us!"
             I can't just sit and let them die!
             A doctor MUST attempt -- MUST try!

 Picard:     Doctor, please, we'll get there soon.
 Crusher:    They may be dead by Tuesday noon.

 COMMERCIAL BREAK, COMMERCIAL BREAK
 HOW LONG WILL THESE DUMB ADS TAKE?

 Worf:       The saboteur is in the brig.
            He's very strong and very big.
             I had my phaser set on stun --
             A zzzip! A zzzap! Another one!
             He would not budge, he would not fall,
             He would not stun, no, not at all!
             He changed into a stranger form
             All soft and purple, round and warm.

 Picard:     Did you see this, Mr. Worf?
             Did you see this creature morph?

 Worf:       I did and then I beat him fairly.
             Hit him on the jaw -- quite squarely.

 Riker:      My commendations, Klingon friend!
             Our troubles now are at an end!

 Crusher:    Now let's get our ship to fly
             And orbit yonder Indran sky!

 Picard:     LaForge, please tell me we can go---

 Geordi:     Yes, sir, we can...

 Picard:                       Then make it so!

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Subj:     Candorville Sunday Comic Strip (S1007)
          By Darrin Bell on 4/24/2016
 source: http://www.gocomics.com/candorville/2016/04/24
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Subj:     Robot Chicken Star Trek Parody (S902)
          Created by Seth Green (d-iFrame)
          From: George Takei
 Source1: http://www.youtube.com/embed/Ef5edDFRQ7Q
 Source2: http://lockerdome.com/happygilmore/
..........6170048381332289/6556547253813268

 This Star Trek Parody created with Star Trek dolls is funny,
 creative and well done.  In it Jim get Stage 3 Space Herpes
 and spreads it across the Galaxy.  Click 'HERE' to see this
 very cute parody w/dolls.

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Subj:     Spock's 'Live Long and Prosper' (S943)
          Made by Yiddish Book Center (d-Object)
          From: AFine963 on 2/27/2015
          Drawing from: Sam Perkins on Facebook
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/DyiWkWcR86I
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.........Click 'HERE' to hear Leonard Nimoy explains the
.........Jewish story behind 'Live Long and Prosper.'
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Subj:     Time Lapse Of The Shuttle Through LA
          From: lubin100 on 10/22/2012
..........(S824d-iFrame)...............Photo from YouTube
 Source1: http://www.youtube.com/embed/JdqZyACCYZc
 Source2: http://framework.latimes.com/2012/10/15/time-
..........lapse-video-space-shuttle-endeavours-trek-across-l-a/

 The space shuttle Endeavour made its final journey last weekend,
 traveling 12-miles from Los Angeles International Airport, through
 Inglewood, to the California Science Center in Exposition Park.

 The retired orbiter was carried through city streets atop a special
 transporter. Throngs of people lined the route as it shimmied
 around trees, utility poles and other obstacles.

 Click 'HERE' to see space shuttle moving through the streets of LA.

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Subj:     Calvin and Hobbes (S1011)
          Created by Bill Watterson
 Source: http://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2015/04/26
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Subj:     Galactic Collision (S1019)
          From: Michael Lagrimas
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/
.........embed/PrIk6dKcdoU(d-iFrame)
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 Click 'HERE' to see this computer simulation: 
 when 2 galaxies, Andromeda/Milky Way, collide.
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Subj:     Pink Floyd Eclipse T-Shirt (S1072)
          From: Teekoala.com on 8/19/2017
 Source: http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1711/9177/products/DynamicImage
.........Handler_530e5431-042b-4054-abc2-4901c9d0aefa_grande.jpg?v=1501748706\
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Subj:     Tour of Orbital Laboratory (S1055d-iFrame)
          From: bletterman265 on 4/2/2017

 Source: https://www.youtube.com/embed/doN4t5NKW-k

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 Click 'HERE' to see Sunita Williams, Commander of the
 International Space Station, of NASA recorded an extensive
 tour of the orbital laboratory.
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Subj:     Moon Craters (S1073)
          From: Roger Ford on 8/2/2017
 Source: http://imgur.com/gallery/MfREz
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...........NASA discovers the origin of moon craters.
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Subj:     Short Star Trek/Space Jokes
 

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Subj:     Star Wars Cast (S967)
          From: kgilmour2000 on 7/25/2015
 Source: http://www.vintag.es/2015/04/the-original-cast-of-star-wars.html
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.From left to right: Harrison Ford (Han Solo); David Prowse (Darth Vader); 
 (top) Peter Mayhew (Chewbacca); (bottom) Carrie Fisher (Princess Leia);
 Kenny Baker (R2-D2); Mark Hamill (Luke Skywalker)
 

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Subj:     Top 11 Things Uttered by Yoda While Making Love (S181, S575c)
          From: Bawdy.Net Collage #319 on 7/16/00
 11. "Ahhh!  Yoda's little friend you seek!"
 10. "Urm.  Put a shield on my saber I must."
  9. "Feel the force!"
  8. "Foreplay, cuddling -- a Jedi craves not these things."
  7. "Down here, I am.  Find a ladder, I must!"
  6. "Do me or do me not -- there is no try."
  5. "Early must I rise.  Leave now you must!"
  4. "Happens to every guy sometimes this does."
  3. "When 900 years old you get, Viagra you need too, hmmmmm?"
  2. "Ow, ow, OW!  On my ear you are!"
  1. "Who's your Jedi master?  WHO'S your Jedi Master?"
 

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Subj:     The Corner Of Live Long St And Prosper Ave (S944d)
          From: George Takei on Facebook
 Source1: http://www.globalgeeknews.com/2012/09/26/the-
..........corner-of-live-long-st-and-prosper-ave-pic/
 Source2: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/
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..........Star Trek legend George Takei posted this image of
..........the intersection of Live Long St and Prosper Ave.
..........Tony Krygier explained the picture was created
..........from a photo of the intersection E Burnside St.
..........and NE 9th Ave. in Portland, Oregon. The corner
..........has since been re-done.  Click 'HERE' to see an
..........animated GIF of the original photo.
 

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Subj:     Star Wars or Star Trek? (S962)
          Created by CollegeHumor
          From: Bruce Wormgoor on Facebk
 Source: http://www.youtube.
.........com/embed/gd5yB9Vmd6I(d-iFrame)
 Click 'HERE' to learn which is Nerdier: Star Trek or Star Wars???
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Subj:     Star Wars Girlfriend Pun (S927)
          From: Tom H. Smith on Facebook
 Source: http://www.funny-joke-pictures.com/2013/07/
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Subj:     Death Star Eclipse (S1073)
          From: Lloyd Stiewig on Facebook on 8/23/2017
 Source: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/9c/d3/30/9cd3
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