(Includes 24 jokes and articles)
The Liberty Bell
from
J's Magic Galleries
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National Or World Jokes Supp (Gz-m3)
(Includes 24 jokes and articles) |
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The Liberty Bell from J's Magic Galleries |
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How To Drop Our Gas Prices (S598)
From: tom on 6/27/2008 |
These two movies show a solution
to our high gas prices.
You can view them at the above
sources, or on my web site
by clicking 'HERE
for the first' and 'HERE for
the second'.
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Company With 500+ Employees (S555)
From: rfslick on 9/1/2007 (Also see 'The Best Congress Money Can Buy' in Nat) |
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In this movie, TheGuyFromBoston
discusses the sins
of a company with 500+ employees.
You can see it
on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.
Mostly true according to Snopes.com
at
http://www.snopes.com/politics/crime/congress.asp
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Subj: How
Long Does The USA Have? (S569b)
From: AFine963 on 12/16/2007
About the time our original thirteen
states adopted their
new constitution in 1787, Alexander
Tyler, a Scottish
history professor at the University
of Edinburgh, had this
to say about the fall of the
Athenian Republic some 2,000
years earlier:
"A democracy is always temporary
in nature; it simply
cannot exist as a permanent
form of government.
A democracy will continue to
exist up until the time that
voters discover they can vote
themselves generous gifts
from the public treasury.
From that moment on, the majority
always vote for the
candidates who promise the most
benefits from the public
treasury, with the result that
every democracy will finally
collapse due to loose fiscal
policy, which is always
followed by a dictatorship.
The average age of the world's
greatest civilizations from
the beginning of history, has
been about 200 years.
During those 200 years, those
nations always progressed
through the following sequence:
1. From bondage to spiritual faith;
2. From spiritual faith to great courage;
3. From courage to liberty;
4. From liberty to abundance;
5. From abundance to complacency;
6. From complacency to apathy;
7. From apathy to dependence;
8. From dependence back into bondage"
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Subj: History
Lesson (S564)
From: SCOTCOB on 11/13/2007
A little history lesson.
If you don't know the answer make
your best guess. Who said
each of these six quotations?
Click below to view the answers.
1) "We're going to take things
away from you on behalf
of the common good."
A. Karl Marx
B. Adolph
Hitler
C. Joseph
Stalin
D. None of
the above
2) "It's time for a new beginning,
for an end to government
of the few, by
the few, and for the few..... And to
replace it with
shared responsibility for shared prosperity."
A. Lenin
B. Mussolini
C. Idi Amin
D. None of
the Above
3) "(We) .can't just let business
as usual go on, and that
means something
has to be taken away from some people."
A. Nikita
Khrushev
B. Josef
Goebbels
C. Boris
Yeltsin
D. None of
the above
4) "We have to build a political
consensus and that requires
people to
give up a little bit of their own .. in order
to create this
common ground."
A. Mao Tse
Tung
B. Hugo Chavez
C. Kim Jong
Il
D. None of
the above
5) "I certainly think the free-market
has failed."
A. Karl Marx
B. Lenin
C. Molotov
D. None of
the above
6) "I think it's time to send
a clear message to what has
become the most
profitable sector in (the) entire economy
that they are being
watched."
A. Pinochet
B. Milosevic
C. Saddam
Hussein
D. None of
the above
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Click on the "Mystery
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Subj: What
Is The only City? (S539b)
From: LABLaughs.com on 4/20/2007
What is the only city with three
dotted
letters all in a row?
x
x
x
x
x
Scroll down for the answer
x
x
x
x
x
Here it comes
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x
x
x
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Beijing
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Subj: Short
National Jokes
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The Ghost Of Thomas Paine And
The Second Revolution (S608) From: tom on 8/29/2008 |
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Our First Techie President (S603)
From: Anna Quindlen, Newsweek, Aug. 4,2008 Photo from AmericanCivilWar.com |
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Opus On The Final Stage Of Oil Grief (S602)
By Berkeley Breathed Jul 6, 2008 From: Salon.com on 7/21/2008 |
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You can view other great Opus
Comic Strips by clicking
'HERE'.
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Lincoln Discoveries (S599)
From: News.AOL.com on 7/5/2008 Photo from AP |
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If I Was A Terrorist (S594)
From: LABLaughsClean on 5/29/2008 Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtnixcSi2c8 |
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Amnesty Bill (S583)
From: hellgunner50 on 3/13/2008 |
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The Energy Non-Crisis (S582 in Preacher)
..........From: rfslick on 3/18/2008 Photo
from Yahoo!
Videos...
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Landmark Quiz (578)
From: AFine963 on 2/8/2008 Source: http://www.guessthespot.com/ |
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America's Treasures, Our National Parks (S573)
From: aldavito on 1/11/2008 |
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Immigration By The Numbers (S545)
From: aldavito on 6/25/2007 Photo from video.google.com |
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Essay by Craig R. Smith (S534)
From: rfslick on 4/15/2007 |
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Picture from WorldNetDaily |
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Interesting Geography (S531c)
From: jbcary1 on 3/12/2007 Small globe from Gifs.net |
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Subj: ZabaSearch
Database (S516)
From: edapsmas on 12/4/2006
Source: http://www.zabasearch.com
Look for your info on this database.
This is a new, national,
database and there are a huge
number of sources of data that
feed into it. Phone nos,
social security nos etc are all there.
I found the addresses and phone
numbers for four people with
my full name. Jim says
that if you are not happy about what
you find you can have it removed.
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National Geographic's Photos 2006 (S507)
From: darrell94590 on 10/9/2006 |
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From: Joke-of-the-Day.com on 4/23/2007
(S536b)
"I'm a great believer in luck,
and I find the harder
I work the more I have of it."
-- Thomas Jefferson
From: jbcary1 5/10/2007 (S538 - hunting)
"Those who hammer their guns
into plows will plow
for those who do not."
-- Thomas Jefferson
From: jbcary1 on 5/28/2007 (S542b)
A government big enough to give
you everything you want,
is strong enough to take everything
you have.
-- Thomas Jefferson
From: LABLaughsClean on 3/19/2008 (S583b)
"Determine never to be idle.
It is wonderful how much
may be done if we are always
doing." -- Thomas Jefferson
From: jbcary1 on 5/28/2007 (S542b)
Democracy must be something
more than two wolves
and a sheep voting on what to
have for dinner.
-- James Bovard, Civil
Libertarian (1994)
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