Subj: Phone Supp Jokes (Gz)
(Includes 15 jokes and articles)
Phone Rings from
From: SCHULACES3
on 10/16/2003
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Subj: Phone Supp Jokes (Gz) (Includes 15 jokes and articles) |
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Phone Rings from From: SCHULACES3 on 10/16/2003 |
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Mosquito Ringtones (S562)
From: edapsmas on 10/31/2007 Drawing
from Racunski Centar...
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What is the Mosquito Ringtone?
A mosquito ringtone is a tone
outside the audible range of
hearing of most people over
30. To test your hearing range
click on the source above, or
for my web site click 'HERE'.
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Subj: Free
411 On Cell Phones (S526c)
From: darrell94590 on 2/15/2007
Cell phone companies are charging
us $1.00 to $1.75 or more
for 411 information calls when
they don't have to. Most of
us do not carry a telephone
directory in our vehicle, which
makes this situation even more
of a problem.
When you need to use the 411
information option, simply dial
1 (800) FREE 411, or 1 (800)
373-3411 without incurring any
charge at all!
Snopes.com verifies this is correct
at
http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/nothing/free411.asp
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Subj: Cell
Phone Info (S491c)
From: jtgalvan on 6/16/2006
Here is something worth knowing if you have a mobile phone.
Have you ever wondered why phone
companies don't seem interested
in trying to prevent the theft
of mobile phones? If you have
ever lost, or had one stolen,
and if you are on a plan, you
still have to pay the plan approximately
up to 24 months, and
you have to go buy another handset
and enter into another
contract. This is more revenue
for the phone company.
There is a simple way of making
lost or stolen mobiles useless
to thieves and the phone companies
know about it, but keep it
quiet.
To check your mobile phone's
serial number, key in the following
on your phone. star-hash-zero-six-hash
( * # 0 6 # ) and a
fifteen digit code will appear
on the screen. This is unique to
your handset. Write it
down and keep it safe. Should your
mobile phone get stolen, you
can phone your service provider and
give them this code. They
will then be able to block your
handset, so even if the thief
changes the sim card, your phone
will be totally useless.
You probably won't get your phone
back, but at least you know
that whoever stole it can't
use/sell it either.
If everybody did this, there
would be no point in stealing
mobile phones.
Gayle checked this article at
Snopes.com at
http://www.snopes.com/crime/prevent/celltheft.asp
which says it is partially true.
Thanks Gayle for the info.
No charge for directory assistance
Phone companies are charging
us $1.00 or more for 411 -
information calls when they
don't have to.
When you need to use the 411
/ information option, simply dial
1-800-FREE-411 or 1 800 373
3411 without incurring a charge.
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Subj: Short
Phone Jokes
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Subj:
One Big Happy (S597c)
By Rick Detorie From: Creators.com on 6/25/2008 |
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Spaghetti Telecom (S592b)
From: darrellvip on 5/21/2008 |
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Top
Subj: New
Orleans 911 Call (S591)
From: edapsmas on 5/15/2008
(operator) "911 - What
is your emergency?"
(caller to 911) "My friend Tyrone
just got shot and he
unconscious! We needs an ambulance!"
(operator) "Ok sir, just calm
down now and we'll have
an ambulance on the way. What is the address?"
(caller) "We be at 456 Tchoupitoulas Screet!"
(operator) "Could you spell that for me sir?"
(caller) "....... long pause
....... how about if I drags
his ass over to Camp Street and you picks him up there?"
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Subj:
Cellphone Etiquette (S577c)
From: edapsmas on 1/30/2008 |
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OB-Gyn Phone Answering Message (S570)
By Jolene Roxbury (in Women-supp) From: gordonschuk on 12/23/2007 |
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Subj:
iPhone Mystery (S570)
From: LifeTimeGamerArcade on 12/23/2007 |
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911 Call For The Postman (S578c)
From: tom (in Mailman-Etc) on 12/9/2007 |
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Subj:
Religious Traffic Sign! (S567b)
From: rfslick on 12/1/2007 |
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Frank And Ernest On Cell Phones (S556b)
From: WashingtonPost.com on 9/10/2007 |
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Subj:
Bees and Mobile Phones (S535c in Bugs)
From: edapsmas on 4/18/2007 Drawing from Imagitek Network Graphic Design |
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Telemarketer Nightmare (S510b)
From: janeenmarie on 10/30/2006 |
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Drawing from
BobAndTom.com |
Top
Subj: The
Secret Homeland Security Hotline Phone (S492c)
From: jerry on 6/26/2006
The super secret Homeland Security
hotline phone number has
had to be added to the national
"Do Not Call List" because
of constant telemarketer calls.
Especially annoying is the
frequent caller who keeps spouting,
"Hello! Are you satisfied
with your long-distance service
provider?"
One telemarketer called just
as US troops launched their
ground attack in Iraq, tying
up the phone line.
USA Today 15-Jun-06
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Subj:
Phone Sex Case (S489)
From: LABLaughsAdult on 5/31/2006 |
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Ordering A Pizza By Phone II (S486)
From: drgolfmd on 5/13/2006 |
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Pizza picture
from Papa Heinz |
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Subj:
Psychiatric Office Answering Machine (S483c in Psych)
From: auntiegah Phone w/Lovebird comes from goddess_spiral |
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