(Includes 27 jokes and articles)
Plane from
Big Daddy's Animations
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Plane-Supp Jokes (Gz)
(Includes 27 jokes and articles) |
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Plane from Big Daddy's Animations |
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B29-X1 Model Planes (S533b)
From: darrell94590 on 4/3/2007 |
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These are cool model airplanes.
The B-29 is carrying and will
drop the X1 plane tucked under
its wing. This 15,600 KB film
is too big for my web site.
Please go to the source above to
view this interesting hobby.
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Subj: I Wish
You Enough (S527)
From: darrell94590 on 2/25/2007
Recently I overheard a mother
and daughter in their last
moments together at the airport.
They had announced the
departure. Standing near
the security gate, they hugged
and the mother said, "I love
you and I wish you enough".
The daughter replied, "Mom,
our life together has been
more than enough. Your love
is all I ever needed. I
wish you enough, too, Mom".
They kissed and the daughter
left. The mother walked
over to the window where I was
seated. Standing there
I could see she wanted and needed
to cry. I tried not
to intrude on her privacy but
she welcomed me in by
asking, "Did you ever say good-bye
to someone knowing it
would be forever?". "Yes,
I have," I replied. "Forgive
me for asking , but why is this
a forever good-bye?".
"I am old and she lives so far
away. I have challenges
ahead and the reality is - the
next trip back will be
for my funeral," she said.
"When you were saying good-
bye, I heard you say, 'I wish
you enough'. May I ask
what that means?".
She began to smile. "That's a
wish that has been handed
down from other generations.
My parents used to say it
to everyone".
She paused a moment and looked
up as if trying to remember
it in detail and she smiled
even more. "When we said, 'I
wish you enough', we were wanting
the other person to have
a life filled with just enough
good things to sustain them".
Then turning toward me, she shared
the following as if she
were reciting it from memory.
I wish you enough sun to keep
your attitude bright
I wish y ou enough rain to appreciate
the sun more.
I wish you enough happiness
to keep your spirit alive.
I wish you enough pain so that
the smallest joys in life
appear much bigger.
I wish you enough gain to satisfy
your wanting.
I wish you enough loss to appreciate
all that you possess.
I wish you enough hellos to
get you through the final good-bye.
She then began to cry and walked
away. They say it takes a
minute to find a special person,
an hour to appreciate them,
a day to love them, but then
an entire life to forget them.
TAKE TIME TO LIVE.....
To all my friends and loved ones,
I WISH YOU ENOUGH.
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Subj: Getting
A Bad Potato On A Flight (S512)
From: Joe at the Bridge Center
True Story
I had a friend who was a stewardess
for Lufthansa. On one
flight she was working one of
the two isles in first class.
Sitting next to the other isle
was a man who constantly
complaining to the other stewardess.
He needed more peanuts,
more champagne, a second pillow,
and every other conceivable
complaint.
Right after his dinner arrived,
he pressed the button for
help from the stewardess again.
When she arrived, he
informed her that this dinner
had a bad potato, and he wanted
a new one. The stewardess
asked him what was wrong with the
potato, but all he would say
is "This is a bad potato, I want
a new one."
After hearing this argument for
close to a minute, my friend
went to her rescue. She
told the first stewardess that she
would handle it.
My friend looked at the angry
man and asked him what was the
problem. The angry man
said again "This is a bad potato, I
want a new one."
My friend asked him what was
wrong with the potato, and was
again told "This is a bad potato,
I want a new one."
My friend answered "I'll take
care of it." She picked up
the potato, and the man's spoon.
She walked down the isle
with the potato in the palm
of one hand, beating the potato
with the spoon in the other
hand, saying "Bad potato" all
the way down the isle.
The angry man had no more complaints during the flight.
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Subj: Free
Exchange Flight (S494c)
From: igiggle on 7/14/2006
My boyfriend and I were both
out of town on business for the
day, and we had agreed to meet
for drinks back in Charlotte,
NC., when we returned that evening.
But when I went to the
Atlanta airport to catch my
flight home, bad weather had
played havoc with flight schedules.
I decided to accept
Delta's offer of a free flight
in exchange for delaying my
return.
I phoned my boyfriend's house
and left a message canceling
our date and asking him to please
phone me that night in
Atlanta at the Ramada Inn, Room
236. He never called. The
next morning I flew back home
and found a message on my
answering machine. "Hi,
it's me," my boyfriend's voice said.
"I won't be able to make it
tonight after all. My connector
flight was overbooked and I
gave up my seat for a free ticket.
I'm stuck in Atlanta.
Call me when you get in. I'm at the
Ramada, Room 136." ~~
Reader's Digest
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Subj: Short
Plane Jokes
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Combat Plane's Cockpits (S605)
From: darrellvip on 8/11/2008 Photo from Code One |
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Be Careful Where You Parasurf (S596)
From: LABLaughsClean (in Other-Sports) on 6/17/2008 |
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Ameriquest's Airlines Commercial (S585c)
From: tom on 4/4/2008 |
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Airline Beauties (S584c)
From: rfslick on 4/1/2008 |
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Subj: Round The World
Saga of the "Pacific Clipper" (S579b)
From: rfslick on 2/20/2008 Drawing from 'The Round The World Saga' |
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Model Plane-Flying Contest (S576b)
From: LABLaughsClean on 1/11/08 |
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F/A-37 (S575b)
From: rfslick on 1/18/2008 |
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New Airport Runway In Portugal (S569c)
From: darrellvip on 12/12/2007 |
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An SR-17 Driver Speaks (S567)
From: rfslick on 12/4/2007 Photo from LoneStarAeroClub |
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In The Air (S564b)
From: darrellvip on 11/15/2007 |
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Very Old Fighter Planes (S563c)
From: rfslick on 11/7/2007 |
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The Besler Steam Plane (S562b)
From: mauryschu on 10/31/2007 |
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Lost Luggage (S555b in Australian)
From: edbabcock on 8/27/2007 Photo from Yahoo Video |
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Strangers On My Flight (S549)
From: AFine963 on 7/28/2007 Picture
from Animatronics.org
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Subj: Will
Fly For Food Sign (S549c)
From: RCCanada on 7/25/2007
Source: http://www.rccanada.ca/bb/viewtopic.php?t=34592
While researching another web
page, I came upon this
small picture that a blogger
uses as a signature on
the above web site. Hope
you like it.
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Boeing's New 787 (S547b)
From: AOL News on 7/8/2007 Picture
from AOL
News
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New Airplane Cabins (S543c)
From: darrell94590 on 6/6/2007 |
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Festival de Montgolfi?res (S537)
From: RDOBRY on 5/4/2007 |
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Photo from
International de montgolfi?res |
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Global Hawk (S536c)
From: darrell94590 on 4/25/2007 Photo from AirForce-Technology.com |
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Airport Cookies (S535b)
From: darrell94590 on 4/17/2007 |
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Learn To Fly Sign (S528b)
From: gordonschuk on 2/26/07 |
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Photos of the "Boneyard" (S516)
From: darrell94590 on 12/3/2006 |
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C-5 Galaxy Runway Accident (S496c)
From: LABLaughsClean on 7/26/2006 |
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18 Pictures Of The Blue Angels (S488)
From: darrell94590 on 5/30/2006 |
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Paper Airplanes - Nakamura (S546b in Eng3)
From: Origami-Kids.com on 6/30/2007 |
From: Joke-of-the-Day.com on 1/26/2007
(S523b)
"If God had really intended
men to fly, he'd make it
easier to get to the airport."
-- George Winters
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