(Includes 22 jokes and articles, 01 1073n,15,cLf,wXT6a,13)
From: Anon Jr.
Subj: Rep Charles Rangel's Bush Quotation (S489b)
From: auntiegah on 6/8/2006
........World's best quotation about George W. Bush.
Clinton Got A Blowjob - Video
From: sfo_pilot (S534d-iFrame)
on 4/16/2007 (in Movies)
I generally won't put out something
that is this blatantly
political, but this video is very funny. You can view it
by clicking 'HERE'.
Subj: New Bush Bumper Stickers (S550c)
From: edapsmas on 7/28/2007
1. Cheney/Satan '08/
2. 1/20/09: End of an Error
3. That's OK; I Wasn't Using My Civil Liberties Anyway
4. Lets Fix Democracy in This Country First
5. If You Want a Nation Ruled By Religion, Move to Iran !
6. Bush. Like a Rock. Only Dumber.
7. If You Can Read This, You're Not Our President
8. Of Course It Hurts: You're Getting Screwed by an Elephant
9. Hey, Bush Supporters: Embarrassed Yet?
10. George Bush: Creating the Terrorists Our Kids
Will Have to Fight.
11. America : One Nation, Under Surveillance
12. They Call Him "W" So He Can Spell It
13. Jail to the Chief
14. No, Seriously, Why Did We Invade Iraq ?
15. Bush: God's way of proving Intelligent Design is bullshit
16. Bad President! No Banana.
17. We Need a President Who's Fluent In At Least One Language
18. We're Making Enemies Faster than We Can Kill Them
19. Is It Vietnam Yet?
20. Where Are We Going? And Why Are We In This Handbasket?
21. You Elected Him. You Deserve Him.
22. Impeach Cheney First
23. When Bush Took Office, Gas was $1.46
24. Pray For Impeachment
25. The Republican Party: Our Bridge to the 11th Century
26. What Part of "Bush Lied" Don't You Understand?
27. One Nation under Clod
28. 2004: Embarrassed 2005: Horrified 2006: Terrified
29. Bush Never Exhaled
30. At Least Nixon Resigned
||Subj: Will Ferrel As George
Bush On Global Warming
From: RosieBUSD on 5/31/2007 (S542d-Object)
Photo from Yahoo Videos
Will Ferrell does a great job
of impersonating President
George W. Bush. You can view it by clicking 'HERE'.
Subj: Bush Is A 'Post Turtle' (S486c)
From: burnskaren1 on 5/17/2006
(See 'Non Sequitur Comic Strip' in OTH-ANIM-SUPP)
While suturing a cut on the hand
of a 75-year-old Texas rancher
whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the
doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually
the topic got around to former Texas Governor, George W. Bush
and his elevation to the White House. The old Texan said, "Well,
ya know, Bush is a 'post turtle'."
Not being familiar with the term,
the doctor asked him what a
"post turtle" was.
The old rancher said, "When you're
driving down a country road
and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top,
that's a post turtle." The old man saw a puzzled look on the
doctor's face, so he continued to explain, "You know he didn't
get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he doesn't know
what to do while he's up there, and you just want to help the
dumb shit get down."
White House Correspondents Dinner
on 8/1/2006 (S497d-Object)
5/2/2006 - President Bush and
impersonator Steve Bridges do
a skit at the White House Correspondents Dinner. This video
is extremely funny. You can view it by clicking 'HERE'.
Subj: President Bush Visits Reservation (S482b)
From: JOELFALLON on 4/11/2006
President Bush was invited to
address a major gathering of the
American Indian Nation last weekend in Arizona. He spoke for
almost an hour on his future plans for increasing every
Native American's present standard of living. He referred to
his career as Governor of Texas, how he had signed "YES"
1,237 times - for every Indian issue that came to his desk for
approval. Although the President was vague on the details of
his plan, he seemed most enthusiastic about his future ideas
for helping his "red brothers."
At the conclusion of his speech,
the Tribes presented the
President with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name -
"Walking Eagle". The proud President then departed in his
motorcade, waving to the crowds. A news reporter later
inquired to the group of chiefs of how they came to select
the new name given to the President.
They explained that Walking Eagle
is the name given to a bird
so full of shit that it can no longer fly.
Bush Sings A U2 Song
on 6/14/2006 (S490d-Obect)
Someone has taken words from
thousands of Bush speeches
and mashed them together so he actually sings U2's Sunday
Bloody Sunday. Really creative and must have taken forever
to create. You can view and listen by clicking 'HERE'.
Subj: Short Bush Political Jokes
Rogers Political Cartoons (S651b)
By Rob Rogers on 7/16/2009
Ann Telnaes Political Cartoon (S624)
Alfred E. Newman (S588c)
The Bush Game (S620d-On Site)
From: Rosie on 12/18/2008
..........Source: Removed from the Internet
Bush Vs Bush Photo Caption Contest
on 12/21/2006 (S518c)
Subj: Google's Failure (S501b)
From: catlynnbray on 8/25/2006
Check this out!
1. Go to http://www.google.com/
2. Type in Failure
3. Look at the first listing
4. Tell everyone to check it out before
the people at Google fix it
Bush Flips Finger (S479b)
From: Anonymous Jr
Subj: Cheney And Bush Have Breakfast (S475c)
From: redcatt on 2/23/2006
Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the
White House. The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he
would like, and he replies, "I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and
"And what can I get for you, Mr. President?"
George W. replies with his trademark
wink and slight grin,
"How about a quickie this morning?"
"Why, Mr. President!" the waitress
exclaims "How rude! You're
starting to act like Mr. Clinton, and you've only been in your
second term of office for a year! ''
As the waitress storms away,
Cheney leans over to Bush and
whispers..."It's pronounced 'quiche'."
What If Bush Was A Jedi?
on 6/11/2006 (S490c,d-Object)
Bush at the Foxworthy Roast (S476b,d-Object)
From: darrell94590 on 3/1/2006
Subj: Groundhog Day And State Of The Union (S470)
From: jmdinfo on 2/1/2006
This year, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union
Address fall on the same day. As Air America Radio pointed
out, "It is an ironic juxtaposition: one involves a meaning-
less ritual in which we look to a creature of little intell-
igence for prognostication, and the other involves a groundhog."
George The Rag Doll - SWF Video (S461b)
Caption Needed (S463b)
From: Joke-of-the-Day.com on 2/19/2007
"In a recent interview First Lady Laura Bush said that the
Janet Jackson breast incident bothered her very much. The
first lady said I think it's unfortunate that children and
the president had to see that." -- Conan O'Brien
From: Joke-of-the-Day-Mail.com on 5/25/2007
"Jimmy Carter actually said that George W. Bush is the
worst in history. Then Bush said that's not true, he
said that he was the worst in math and English. He
actually got a C- in history." -- Jay Leno
..............................Smiley from Smiley_Central