Subj: Polit-Bush-Supp
(Includes 22 jokes and articles, 22651b)
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From: Anon Jr.
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Subj: Polit-Bush-Supp (Includes 22 jokes and articles, 22651b) |
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Clinton Got A Blowjob - Video (S534)
From: sfo_pilot on 4/16/2007 (in Movies) |
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I generally won't put out something
that is this blatantly
political, but this video is
very funny. You can view it
at the source above, or on my
web site by clicking 'HERE'.
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Subj: New
Bush Bumper Stickers (S550c)
From: edapsmas on 7/28/2007
1. Cheney/Satan '08/
2. 1/20/09: End of an
Error
3. That's OK; I Wasn't
Using My Civil Liberties Anyway
4. Lets Fix Democracy
in This Country First
5. If You Want a Nation
Ruled By Religion, Move to Iran !
6. Bush. Like a Rock.
Only Dumber.
7. If You Can Read This,
You're Not Our President
8. Of Course It Hurts:
You're Getting Screwed by an Elephant
9. Hey, Bush Supporters:
Embarrassed Yet?
10. George Bush: Creating
the Terrorists Our Kids
Will
Have to Fight.
11. America : One Nation,
Under Surveillance
12. They Call Him "W"
So He Can Spell It
13. Jail to the Chief
14. No, Seriously, Why
Did We Invade Iraq ?
15. Bush: God's way of
proving Intelligent Design is bullshit
16. Bad President! No
Banana.
17. We Need a President
Who's Fluent In At Least One Language
18. We're Making Enemies
Faster than We Can Kill Them
19. Is It Vietnam Yet?
20. Where Are We Going?
And Why Are We In This Handbasket?
21. You Elected Him. You
Deserve Him.
22. Impeach Cheney First
23. When Bush Took Office,
Gas was $1.46
24. Pray For Impeachment
25. The Republican Party:
Our Bridge to the 11th Century
26. What Part of "Bush
Lied" Don't You Understand?
27. One Nation under Clod
28. 2004: Embarrassed
2005: Horrified 2006: Terrified
29. Bush Never Exhaled
30. At Least Nixon Resigned
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Subj: Will Ferrel As George
Bush On Global Warming (S542)
From: RosieBUSD on 5/31/2007 Photo from Yahoo Videos |
Will Ferrell does a great job
of impersonating President
George W. Bush. You can
view it at the source above, or
on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.
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Subj: Bush
Is A 'Post Turtle' (S486c)
From: burnskaren1 on 5/17/2006
(See 'Non Sequitur Comic
Strip' in OTH-ANIM-SUPP)
While suturing a cut on the hand
of a 75-year-old Texas rancher
whose hand was caught in a gate
while working cattle, the
doctor struck up a conversation
with the old man. Eventually
the topic got around to former
Texas Governor, George W. Bush
and his elevation to the White
House. The old Texan said, "Well,
ya know, Bush is a 'post turtle'."
Not being familiar with the term,
the doctor asked him what a
"post turtle" was.
The old rancher said, "When you're
driving down a country road
and you come across a fence
post with a turtle balanced on top,
that's a post turtle."
The old man saw a puzzled look on the
doctor's face, so he continued
to explain, "You know he didn't
get there by himself, he doesn't
belong there, he doesn't know
what to do while he's up there,
and you just want to help the
dumb shit get down."
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White House Correspondents Dinner
From: auntiegah on 8/1/2006 (S497) |
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Subj: President
Bush Visits Reservation (S482b)
From: JOELFALLON on 4/11/2006
President Bush was invited to
address a major gathering of the
American Indian Nation
last weekend in Arizona. He spoke for
almost an hour on his
future plans for increasing every
Native American's present standard
of living. He referred to
his career as Governor of Texas,
how he had signed "YES"
1,237 times - for every Indian
issue that came to his desk for
approval. Although the
President was vague on the details of
his plan, he seemed most enthusiastic
about his future ideas
for helping his "red brothers."
At the conclusion of his speech,
the Tribes presented the
President with a plaque inscribed
with his new Indian name -
"Walking Eagle". The proud
President then departed in his
motorcade, waving to the crowds.
A news reporter later
inquired to the group of chiefs
of how they came to select
the new name given to the President.
They explained that Walking Eagle
is the name given to a bird
so full of shit that it can
no longer fly.
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Bush Sings A U2 Song (S490)
From: CKButch4Femme on 6/14/2006 |
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Subj: Short
Bush Political Jokes
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Rogers Political Cartoons (S651b)
By Rob Rogers From: Post-Gazette.com on 7/16/2009 |
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Subj:
Ann Telnaes Political Cartoon (S624)
From: WashingtonPost.com on 1/14/2009 |
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Alfred E. Newman (S588c)
From: darrellvip on 4/24/2008 |
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Subj:
The Bush Game (S620)
From: Rosie on 12/18/2008 Source: http://www.kroma.no/2008/bushgame/ |
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Bush Vs Bush Photo Caption Contest (S518c)
From: darrell94590 on 12/21/2006 |
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Subj: Google's
Failure (S501b)
From: catlynnbray on 8/25/2006
Check this out!
1. Go to http://www.google.com/
2. Type in Failure
3. Look at the first listing
4. Tell everyone to check it
out before
the people at Google
fix it
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Subj:
Bush Flips Finger (S479b)
From: Anonymous Jr on 8/5/2006 |
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Subj: Cheney
And Bush Have Breakfast (S475c)
From: redcatt on 2/23/2006
Dick Cheney and George W. Bush
were having breakfast at the
White House. The attractive
waitress asks Cheney what he
would like, and he replies,
"I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and
some fruit."
"And what can I get for you, Mr. President?"
George W. replies with his trademark
wink and slight grin,
"How about a quickie this morning?"
"Why, Mr. President!" the waitress
exclaims "How rude! You're
starting to act like Mr. Clinton,
and you've only been in your
second term of office for a
year! ''
As the waitress storms away,
Cheney leans over to Bush and
whispers..."It's pronounced
'quiche'."
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What If Bush Was A Jedi? (S490c)
From: KillSomeTime.com on 6/11/2006 |
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Subj:
Rep Charles Rangel's Bush Quotation (S489b)
From: auntiegah on 6/8/2006 |
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Bush at the Foxworthy Roast (S476b)
From: darrell94590 on 3/1/2006 Source: http://www.wimp.com/bushcomedy/ |
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Subj: Groundhog
Day And State Of The Union (S470)
From: jmdinfo on 2/1/2006
This year, both Groundhog Day
and the State of the Union
Address fall on the same day.
As Air America Radio pointed
out, "It is an ironic juxtaposition:
one involves a meaning-
less ritual in which we look
to a creature of little intell-
igence for prognostication,
and the other involves a groundhog."
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Subj:
Caption Needed (S463b)
From: dejuanita on 12/5/2005 |
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George The Rag Doll - SWF Movie (S461b)
From: auntiegah on 11/24/2005 |
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From: Joke-of-the-Day.com on 2/19/2007
(S526b)
"In a recent interview First
Lady Laura Bush said that the
Janet Jackson breast incident
bothered her very much. The
first lady said I think it's
unfortunate that children and
the president had to see that."
-— Conan O'Brien
From: Joke-of-the-Day-Mail.com on 5/25/2007
(S541b)
"Jimmy Carter actually said
that George W. Bush is the
worst in history. Then
Bush said that’s not true, he
said that he was the worst in
math and English. He
actually got a C- in history."
-- Jay Leno
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