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Subj:     Polit-Bush-Supp 
                 (Includes 22 jokes and articles, 26837b,15,cf,md4w,14)

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From: Anon Jr.
Includes the following:  Clinton Got A Blowjob - Video (S534)
.........................New Bush Bumper Stickers (S550c)
.........................Will Ferrel As George Bush On Global Warming - Video (S542)
.........................Bush Is A 'Post Turtle' (S486c)
.........................White House Correspondents Dinner - Video (S497)
.........................President Bush Visits Reservation (S482b)
.........................Bush Sings A U2 Song - Video (S490)
.........................Short Bush Political Jokes
..............................Rogers Political Cartoons (S651b)
..............................Ann Telnaes Political Cartoon (S624)
..............................Alfred E. Newman - GIF (S588c)
..............................The Bush Game (S620)
..............................Bush Vs Bush Photo Caption Contest (S518c)
..............................Google's Failure (S501b)
..............................Bush Flips Finger (S479b)
..............................Cheney And Bush Have Breakfast (S475c)
..............................What If Bush Was A Jedi? - Video (S490c)
..............................Rep Charles Rangel's Bush Quotation (S489b)
..............................Bush at the Foxworthy Roast - Video (S476b)
..............................Groundhog Day And State Of The Union (S470)
..............................Caption Needed (S463b)
..............................George The Rag Doll - SWF Video (S461b)

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Subj:     Clinton Got A Blowjob - Video (S534d)
          From: sfo_pilot
          on 4/16/2007 (in Movies)
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAVI16FSjxU

 I generally won't put out something that is this blatantly
 political, but this video is very funny.  You can view it
 at the source above, or on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.

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Subj:     New Bush Bumper Stickers (S550c)
          From: edapsmas on 7/28/2007

  1.  Cheney/Satan '08/
  2.  1/20/09: End of an Error
  3.  That's OK; I Wasn't Using My Civil Liberties Anyway
  4.  Lets Fix Democracy in This Country First
  5.  If You Want a Nation Ruled By Religion, Move to Iran !
  6.  Bush. Like a Rock. Only Dumber.
  7.  If You Can Read This, You're Not Our President
  8.  Of Course It Hurts: You're Getting Screwed by an Elephant
  9.  Hey, Bush Supporters: Embarrassed Yet?
 10.  George Bush: Creating the Terrorists Our Kids
      Will Have to Fight.
 11.  America : One Nation, Under Surveillance
 12.  They Call Him "W" So He Can Spell It
 13.  Jail to the Chief
 14.  No, Seriously, Why Did We Invade Iraq ?
 15.  Bush: God's way of proving Intelligent Design is bullshit
 16.  Bad President! No Banana.
 17.  We Need a President Who's Fluent In At Least One Language
 18.  We're Making Enemies Faster than We Can Kill Them
 19.  Is It Vietnam Yet?
 20.  Where Are We Going? And Why Are We In This Handbasket?
 21.  You Elected Him. You Deserve Him.
 22.  Impeach Cheney First
 23.  When Bush Took Office, Gas was $1.46
 24.  Pray For Impeachment
 25.  The Republican Party: Our Bridge to the 11th Century
 26.  What Part of "Bush Lied" Don't You Understand?
 27.  One Nation under Clod
 28.  2004: Embarrassed    2005: Horrified    2006: Terrified
 29.  Bush Never Exhaled
 30.  At Least Nixon Resigned

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Subj: Will Ferrel As George Bush On Global Warming (S542d)
      From: RosieBUSD on 5/31/2007
Photo from Yahoo Videos
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/jOjfxEejS2Y

 Will Ferrell does a great job of impersonating President
 George W. Bush.  You can view it at the source above, or
 on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.

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Subj:     Bush Is A 'Post Turtle' (S486c)
          From: burnskaren1 on 5/17/2006
          (See 'Non Sequitur Comic Strip' in OTH-ANIM-SUPP)

 While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year-old Texas rancher
 whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the
 doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.  Eventually
 the topic got around to former Texas Governor, George W. Bush
 and his elevation to the White House.  The old Texan said, "Well,
 ya know, Bush is a 'post turtle'."

 Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a
 "post turtle" was.

 The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road
 and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top,
 that's a post turtle."  The old man saw a puzzled look on the
 doctor's face, so he continued to explain, "You know he didn't
 get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he doesn't know
 what to do while he's up there, and you just want to help the
 dumb shit get down."

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Subj:     White House Correspondents Dinner
          From: auntiegah
          on 8/1/2006 (S497d)
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/azu7Xb5hy-4

 5/2/2006 - President Bush and impersonator Steve Bridges do
 a skit at the White House Correspondents Dinner. This video
 is extremely funny.  You can view it at the source above,
 or on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.

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Subj:     President Bush Visits Reservation (S482b)
          From: JOELFALLON on 4/11/2006

 President Bush was invited to address a major gathering of the
 American  Indian Nation last weekend in Arizona.  He spoke for
 almost an hour on  his  future plans for increasing every
 Native American's present standard of living.  He referred to
 his career as Governor of Texas, how he had  signed  "YES"
 1,237 times - for every Indian issue that came to his desk for
 approval.  Although the President was vague on the details of
 his plan, he seemed most enthusiastic about his future ideas
 for helping his "red  brothers."

 At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented the
 President with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name -
 "Walking Eagle".  The proud President then departed in his
 motorcade, waving to the crowds.  A news reporter later
 inquired to the group of chiefs of how they came to select
 the new name given to the President.

 They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird
 so full of shit that it can no longer fly.

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Subj:     Bush Sings A U2 Song (S490d)
          From: CKButch4Femme
          on 6/14/2006
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/PXnO_FxmHes

 Someone has taken words from thousands of Bush speeches
 and mashed them together so he actually sings U2's Sunday
 Bloody Sunday. Really creative and must have taken forever
 to create.  You can view and listen at the source above,
 or on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.


Subj:     Short Bush Political Jokes

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Subj:     Rogers Political Cartoons (S651b)
          By Rob Rogers
          From: Post-Gazette.com on 7/16/2009
 Source: http://www.post-gazette.com/robrogers/
 This political cartoon compares Cheney to the Harry Potter
 movies.  Click 'HERE' to see it.
 

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Subj:     Ann Telnaes Political Cartoon (S624)
          From: WashingtonPost.com
          on 1/14/2009
 Source: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/opinions
........./cartoonsandvideos/telnaes/telnaes_main.html
 This animated cartoon of the sound track of President Bush's
 last news conference is sad but revealing.  You can view the
 message at the above source, or on my web site by clicking
 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Alfred E. Newman (S588c)
          From: darrellvip
          on 4/24/2008
 Ever wonder what happened to Alfred E.Newman from
 Mad Magazine?  Click 'HERE' to watch as he grows
 up in this animated GIF.
 

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Subj:     The Bush Game (S620d)
          From: Rosie on 12/18/2008
Source: Removed from the Internet
 Can you throw a shoe and hit President Bush?
 You can play the game at the above source, or
 on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Bush Vs Bush Photo Caption Contest (S518c)
          From: darrell94590
          on 12/21/2006
 This caption contest winner is very funny.  You can read it
 on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Google's Failure (S501b)
          From: catlynnbray on 8/25/2006
 Check this out!
 1. Go to http://www.google.com/
 2. Type in Failure
 3. Look at the first listing
 4. Tell everyone to check it out before
    the people at Google fix it
 

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Subj:     Bush Flips Finger (S479b)
          From: Anonymous Jr
          on 8/5/2006
 Source: http://www.middleeast.org/pictures/bushfinger1.jpg
 This appears to be a younger George W. Bush flipping the
 bird in an animated GIF.  You can view it at the source
 above, or on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Cheney And Bush Have Breakfast (S475c)
          From: redcatt on 2/23/2006
 Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the
 White House.  The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he
 would like, and he replies, "I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and
 some fruit."

 "And what can I get for you, Mr. President?"

 George W. replies with his trademark wink and slight grin,
 "How about a quickie this morning?"

 "Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims "How rude! You're
 starting to act like Mr. Clinton, and you've only been in your
 second term of office for a year! ''

 As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and
 whispers..."It's pronounced 'quiche'."
 

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Subj:     What If Bush Was A Jedi? (S490c,d)
          From: KillSomeTime.com
          on 6/11/2006
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/uRuqN3ndtHY
 You can watch this stupid, cute, animated video at the
 source above, or on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Rep Charles Rangel's Bush Quotation (S489b)
          From: auntiegah
          on 6/8/2006
 World's best quotation about George W. Bush.  You can read
 it on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Bush at the Foxworthy Roast (S476b,d)
          From: darrell94590 on 3/1/2006
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/bHA_98UVctc
 You can view this very funny, video at the source above,
 or on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Groundhog Day And State Of The Union (S470)
          From: jmdinfo on 2/1/2006
 This year, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union
 Address fall on the same day. As Air America Radio pointed
 out, "It is an ironic juxtaposition: one involves a meaning-
 less ritual in which we look to a creature of little intell-
 igence for prognostication, and the other involves a groundhog."
 
 

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Subj:     Caption Needed (S463b)
          From: dejuanita
          on 12/5/2005
 Here's a picture crying out for a caption.  You can view it
 on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     George The Rag Doll - SWF Video (S461b)
          From: auntiegah
          on 11/24/2005
 Source: http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/georgie.htm
 George, the Rag Doll, falls through large white balls.
 If he gets stuck move him with your cursor... You can
 also hold his like-ness ? just drag him around...
 You can play with George at the source above, or on my
 web site by clicking 'HERE'.
 

From: Joke-of-the-Day.com on 2/19/2007 (S526b)
 "In a recent interview First Lady Laura Bush said that the
 Janet Jackson breast incident bothered her very much.  The
 first lady said I think it's unfortunate that children and
 the president had to see that."  -- Conan O'Brien

From: Joke-of-the-Day-Mail.com on 5/25/2007 (S541b)
 "Jimmy Carter actually said that George W. Bush is the
 worst in history.  Then Bush said that's not true, he
 said that he was the worst in math and English.  He
 actually got a C- in history."  -- Jay Leno

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