..........(Includes 39 jokes, 28 1072,13,cL2f,vYT6a,3)
"Here" for Bush-Supp
Bush and father
Also see BANKING file - 'New
BARBER file - 'Bush And Clinton At The Barbershop'
BUSH4 file - 'George Bush And John Kerry Are Related'
CHRISTMAS3 - 'Twas The Night Before Ramadan'
CLOTHING-SUPP- 'The Problem with Socks By Barbara Bush' - Video
COMPUTERS-SUP- 'How To Start Your Day w/Smile:'
DOCTOR-SUPP - 'Three Texas Surgeons Brag'
GHOSTS file - 'G.W.Bush Meets Three Ghosts'
GAMES2 file - 'White House Joust'
HALLOWEEN - 'Halloween Heads'
HOOKER2 file - 'Pres. Bush Wants A Call Girl'
MIDDLE EAST - 'Hussein Calls Bush'
......................- 'Bush Visits Hussein'
.........NATIONAL2 - 'Presidents Dieing In Office'
NAT_STATS-SUP- 'State Average IQ and Presidential Vote'
POLI-CLINTON - 'Clinton Issues Full Pardon'
POLI-OBAMA - 'Vocal Impersonator Steve Bridges' - Videos
POLI-POLTCL1 - 'Check Your Political Pulse'
POLI-POLTCL2 - 'Ghosts of Christmas Pres(id)ent'
......................- 'Six Presidents On A Sinking Ship'
QUOTES2 file - 'Bush Quotes'
......................- 'Bush Quotes And Joke Journal'
QUOTES-CMD-SP- 'Crazy World by Chris Rock'
.........SIGNS_N_NAMES- 'Fun With Names'
STARTREK file- 'Pres. Bush Explains Star Trek'
TATTOOS file - 'Returning From Canada w/Tattoos'
TRAIN file - 'The Bushes And Clintons Ride A Train'
Subj: The Final Days Cartoon (DU)
By PETER BAKER in 2008
Subj: Bush Does "Who's on first?" (S303)
From: ICohen in 2002
On First" in BASEBALL
and 'Abbot Teaches Costello About Computers' in QUOTES-COMED)
(Playwright Jim Sherman wrote
this after Hu Jintao was named
chief of the Communist Party in China. A remake of the Abbott
and Costello classic from an Australian Politics Website:
We take you now to the Oval Office, with George W. Bush and
| George: Condi! Nice
to see you.
Condi: Sir, I have the report
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of
Picture from RFSlick on 8/28/2005
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking
Who is the new leader of China?
George: I mean the fellow's name.
George: The guy in China.
George: The new leader of China.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's whose name?
George: Will you or will you
not tell me the name
of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat
is in China? I thought
he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to
know the name of the
new leader of China. Get me the Secretary
General of the U.N. on the phone.
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you
mention it, I could use
a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle
Just get me the guy at the U.N.
George: All right! With cream
and two sugars.
Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea.
And a couple of egg rolls, too.
Maybe we should send some to the guy in China.
And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food
in the Middle East?
Bush Does "Who's on first?" II (S518b,d-On Site)
From: allenbergman in 2006
This is a remake of the Abbott
and Costello classic routine.
Clicking 'HERE'. to view this very cute video.
Subj: Bush Plans World War III (S448b, S613b)
From: darrellvip in 2008
Source: (Removed from jokes.comedycentral.com)
Bush and Rumsfeld were sitting
in a bar. A guy walked
in and asked the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Rumsfeld?"
The barman said, "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walked over and said,
"Hello. What are you
Bush said, "We're planning World War III."
The guy asked, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush said, "Well, we're going
to kill 10 million Iranians
and a blonde with big tits."
The guy exclaimed, "A blonde
with big tits? Why kill a
blonde with big tits?"
Bush turned to Rumsfeld and said,
"See, I told you no one
would worry about the 10 million Iranians!"
Subj: President Bush Goes Running (S384)
From: Imogenelumen in 2004
This is a section of a letter
from my grandson who is stationed
in Korea. Makes me think our president is a real person.
Attached is a picture of one
of my best friends in the Army,
Mike McNaughton. We were privates together in 1990-1994. He
stepped on a landmine in Afghanistan Christmas 2002. President
Bush came to visit the wounded in the hospital. He told Mike
that when he could run a mile, that they would go on a run
together. True to his word, he called Mike every month or so
to see how he was doing. Well, last week they went on the run,
1 mile with the president. Not something you'll see in the
news, but seeing the president taking the time to say thank
you to the wounded and to give hope to one of my best friends
was one of the greatest/best things I have seen in my life.
It almost sounds like a corny email chain letter, but God
CPT Justin P. Dodge, MD
Flight Surgeon, 1-2 AVN RGT
Medical Corps, U.S. Army
reports this story as true.
Subj: Osama Writes George Bush (S459)
From: CKButch4Femme in 2005
(Also see 'Bush Writes A Note To Obama' in POLIT-OBAMA)
After numerous rounds of "We
don't even know if Osama is
still alive", Osama himself decided to send George Bush a
letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still
in the game.
Bush opened the letter and it
appeared to contain a coded
Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condi Rice.
Condi and her aides had no clue
either, so they sent it to
No one could solve it, so it went to the CIA, then to NSA.
With no clue as to its meaning,
they eventually asked
Britain's MI-6 for help.
MI-6 cabled the White House:
||Drawing from AuthorityGoldmine.com|
Subj: Presidential Riddle (S451, S1072)
From: LABLaughsRiddles in 2005
President George W. Bush is listed
as our 42st president,
but only 41 men have held the office. Why?
Scroll down for the answer
Here it comes
Grover Cleveland held office
during 2 nonconsecutive terms.
He was our 22nd and 24th president. Incidentally, his full
name is Stephen Grover Cleveland.
Subj: President Bush Meets Moses (S318)
From: lljknt in 2003
Recently while going through
an airport, President Bush
encountered a man with long hair, wearing a robe and
sandals, holding a staff.
President Bush went up to the
man and said, "Aren't you
Moses?" The man never answered but just kept staring
ahead. Again the President said, "Moses!" in a loud
voice. The man just kept staring ahead, never answering
Soon a secret service agent came
along and President Bush
grabbed him and said, "Doesn't this man look like Moses
to you?" The secret service agent agreed with the President.
"Well," said the President, "every time I say his name, he
just keeps staring ahead and refuses to speak. Watch!"
Again, the President yelled, "Moses!" and again the man
The secret service man went up
to the man in the robe and
whispered, "You look just like Moses.! Are you Moses?"
The man leaned over and whispered,"
Yes, I am Moses, but
the last time I talked to a bush, I spent 40 years
wandering in the desert and ended up leading my people to
the only spot in the entire Middle East where there is no oil."
Subj: Bush And Sharon Have Dinner (S315)
From: pns in 2003
Ariel Sharon comes to Washington
for meetings with George W.
For the State Dinner, Laura decides to bring in a kosher chef
and have a truly Jewish meal.
At the dinner that night, the
first course is Matzoh Ball
Soup. George W. looks at the dish and, after learning what
it's called, he whispers to Carl Rove, who was hovering nearby,
that he can't eat such a gross and strange-looking dish.
Rove furiously whispers back,
"Mr. Sharon will be very
insulted if you don't at least taste it."
Not wanting to cause any trouble
-- after all he ate sheep's
eye in honor of his Arab guests -- Dubya gingerly lowers his
spoon into the bowl and retrieves a piece of matzoh ball and
He hesitates, then swishes, chews,
and swallows and a big
smirk appears on his face. He digs in and finishes the
"That was delicious," he says
to Sharon. "Do the Jews eat
any other part of the matzoh or just the balls?"
Subj: Bush Meets The Queen (S311, S551c)
From: darrellvip in 2007
At Heathrow Airport, a 300-foot
long red carpet stretches
out to Air Force One and Mr. Bush strides to a warm but
dignified hand shake from Queen Elizabeth II. They ride
in a silver 1934 Bentley limousine to the edge of central
London where they then board an open 17th century coach
pulled by six magnificent white matching horses. They
ride toward Buckingham Palace, each looking sideways and
waving to the thousands of cheering Britons. So far
everything is going well. Suddenly the right rear horse
lets fly with the most horrendous, earth-rending, eye-
smarting blast of flatulence ever heard in the British
Empire and so powerful that it shakes the coach.
Uncomfortable, but under control,
the two Dignitaries
of State do their best to ignore the incident. But,
embarrassed, the Queen decides it's impossible to ignore
it. "Mr. President, please accept my regrets. I'm sure
you understand that there are some things not even a
Queen can control."
Ever the Texas gentleman, the
President replies, "Your
Majesty, please don't give the matter another thought.
You know, if you hadn't said something, I would have
thought it was one of the horses!"
Subj: Three Politicians And The Firing Squad (S308)
From: gheckman in 2002
Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George
W. Bush were set to face
a firing squad in a small Central American country. Bill
Clinton was the first one placed against the wall and just
before the order was given he yelled out, "Earthquake!"
The firing squad fell into a panic and Bill jumped over
the wall and escaped in the confusion.
Al Gore was the second one placed
against the wall. The
squad was reassembled and Al pondered what he had just
witnessed. Again before the order was given Al yelled
out, "Tornado!" Again the squad fell apart and Al slipped
over the wall.
The last person, George W. Bush,
was placed against the
wall. He was thinking, "I see the pattern here, just
scream out something about a disaster and hop over the
wall." He confidently refused the blindfold as the firing
squad was reassembled. As the rifles were raised in his
direction he grinned from ear to ear and yelled, "Fire!"
Subj: Bush Does A Jigsaw Puzzle (S238)
From: drribeiro in 2001
George W. Bush calls his wife,
Laura and says, "Please come
to the Oval Office and help me. I have this killer jigsaw
puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."
Laura asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
He says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Laura decides to go to his office
and help him with the
puzzle. George shows her the puzzle spread all over his
desk. She studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at
the box, then turns to him and says, "George, honey, first
of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
assemble these pieces into a tiger. "Second, I'd advise you
to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, then put all these
Frosted Flakes back in the box."
Subj: Election 2000 Statistics (S235)
From: flovilla in 2001
Just a few notes on the election
results you won't hear
from the media:
Total Counties won by Bush: 2,434
Total Counties won by Gore: 677
Population of counties won by
Bush: 143 million
Population of counties won by Gore: 127 million
Square miles of country won by
Square miles of country won by Gore: 580,000
States won by Bush: 29
States won by Gore: 10
And, finally, a most remarkable
Average murders per 100,000 residents in counties
won by Bush: 0.1
Average murders per 100,000 residents in counties
won by Gore: 13.2
(Researchers found an interesting fact that might help
explain these disparate murder rates: Gun ownership
in the counties won by Mr.Bush is much higher than
in the counties won by Mr. Gore).
Subj: Poem Of Bush Quotes (S235)
From: gheckman in 2001
This is a poem made up entirely
of actual quotes from George
W. Bush. The quotes have been arranged only for aesthetic
purposes, by Washington Post writer Richard Thompson.
MAKE THE PIE HIGHER by George W. Bush
I think we all agree, the past
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty.
Rarely is the question asked,
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the internet
become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?
They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation
where our wings take dream.
Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Make the pie higher!
Make the pie higher!
Bush-isms (S308b, S485)
From: gheckman in 2002
and From: darrell in 2006
(See 'Bush Quotes' in QUOTES2)
You can read these Bush quotations by clicking 'HERE'.
Subj: MisQuotes Of Bush In S.M.L. #308b-4
From: agrief on 1/2/2003
Most (all?) of those Bush quotes are misquotes. and
Click below for corrections:
Thanks Abe for correcting me.
If I include an Urban Legend
or make some other error, please correct me. I will put the
correction at the start of the next Sunday Morning Laughs.
Subj: Bush's Trip To Europe (S230)
From: pns in 2001
In an emotional outburst at a
state dinner in Brussels last
night, a tearful President George W. Bush told a banquet
room full of European leaders and reporters that he hated
his trip to Europe and wanted to go home as soon as possible.
"I hate it here," Mr. Bush told
the stunned audience. "I
miss my dog. I miss my room and my video games. I want to
go home right now."
President Bush went on to make
remarks that many international
experts interpreted to be critical of Europe.
"I hate the food here," President
Bush said. "There's nothing
good to watch on TV. And they keep on making me go to these
dumb old museums."
"The only reason I even went
to Europe is because my parents
forced me to," Mr. Bush went on to say. "None of my friends
have to go to Europe. It's so unfair."
Reached at their home in Kennebunkport,
Maine, the president's
parents, Former President George Bush and Barbara Bush,
disagreed with their son's characterization of their role in
the European visit.
"We didn't force him to go,"
Mr. Bush said. "But I think
going to Europe will be a good experience for him, and some
day he'll thank us. He can sit in his hotel room and sulk
if he wants, but we are not letting him go home one day
earlier than planned."
For her part, Mrs. Bush was not
surprised at the news of
her son's outburst. "There's always something with him,"
Mrs. Bush told reporters. "He doesn't realize how lucky
he is to even go to Europe -- so many people can't afford
a nice trip like that."
"For once in his life I wish
he'd stop his belly-aching,"
the President's mother said.
Vice-President Dick Cheney acknowledged
that the President
had been unhappy with the European trip so far, but remained
optimistic that Mr. Bush's mood would soon improve.
"Tomorrow we're going to London,
and that should be a whole
lot better," Mr. Cheney said. "We've promised him that he
could go to Madame Tussaud's and ride a double-decker bus."
Subj: The Presidential Test (S214)
From: FrankRoesch in 2001
President Geprge W. Bush gets
an invite from the Queen to come
and visit her in England. One afternoon when drinking tea,
he asks her what's the secret of her success? She tells him
that she relies on her people a lot and therefore she must be
certain that they are intelligent. She decides to show him
exactly what she means and phones Tony Blair. "Now
listen carefully, Mr. Bush. I'm going to ask Mr. Blair a
question to determine his intelligence."
On the phone she says, "Oh, hello
Mr. Blair. I have a
question for you. Your mother has a child, and your father
has a child. This child is not one of your brothers and is
not one of your sisters. Who is he?"
Tony Blair responds, "It's me."
"Correct. Thank you...
bye," says the Queen and she
hangs up. "Did you get that Mr. Bush?"
"Yes'm. Thanks a lot! I'll definitely be using that!"
Once back in the US he decides
that he has doubts about
some Republicans and he's going to ask them the question.
He arranges a meeting with his chief of staff, Karl Rove.
He said to him, "I have a riddle for you, and the answer is
very important. Your parents had a child and it was not
your sister and it was not your brother. Who was this child?"
Rove replied, "Yes, it is clearly very important that we
determine the answer, as no child must be left behind. Can I
deliberate on this for a while?" "Yes," said Bush, "I'll give
you four hours to come up with the answer."
So Rove went and called a meeting
of the White House Staff,
and asked them the riddle. But after much discussion and
many suggestions, none of them had a satisfactory answer.
So he was quite upset, not knowing what he would tell the
As Rove was walking back to the
Oval Office, he saw former
Secretary of State Colin Powell approaching him. So he said,
"Mr. Secretary, can you answer this riddle for me. Your
parents had a child and it was not your sister and it was
not your brother. Who was the child?"
"That's easy," said Powell, "The child was me."
"Oh thank you," said Rove, "You may just have saved me my job!"
So Rove went in to the Oval Office
and said to President Bush,
"I think I know the answer to your riddle. The child was Colin Powell!"
"No, you idiot!" shouted Bush, "The child was Tony Blair!"
Subj: Three Famous People Arrive At Heaven's Gate (S209)
From: Joke-Of-The-Day.com in 2001
Einstein dies and goes to heaven.
At the Pearly Gates, Saint
Peter tells him, "You look like Einstein, but you have NO
idea the lengths that some people will go to to sneak into
Heaven. Can you prove who you really are?"
Einstein ponders for a few seconds
and asks, "Could I have a
blackboard and some chalk?"
Saint Peter snaps his fingers
and a blackboard and chalk
instantly appear. Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane
mathematics and symbols his theory of relativity.
Saint Peter is suitably impressed.
"You really ARE Einstein!"
he says "Welcome to heaven!"
The next to arrive is Picasso.
Once again, Saint Peter asks
for credentials. Picasso asks, "Mind if I use that
blackboard and chalk?"
Saint Peter says, "Go ahead."
Picasso erases Einstein's equations
and sketches a truly
stunning mural with just a few strokes of chalk.
Saint Peter claps. "Surely you
are the great artist you claim
to be!" he says "Come on in!"
Then Saint Peter looks up and
sees George W. Bush. Saint
Peter scratches his head and says, "Einstein and Picasso both
managed to prove their identity. How can you prove yours?"
George W. looks bewildered and
says, "Who are Einstein and
Saint Peter sighs and says, "Come on in, George."
Subj: Bush Acceptance Speech (S208)
From: tadams96 in 2001
Bush's acceptance speech (first draft)
My fellow Americans, it's about
fucking time. All you
liberals can just kiss my big, white, Texas ass, if
you think I'm gonna spew a boatload of bipartisan
bullshit. Let's set the record straight here. I won,
dammit. Hell, I won FOUR OR FIVE TIMES, you stupid
bastards. We got the presidency, we got Congress, and
by the end of four years we'll have even more of the
Supreme Court. The Republicans are here, and we're
gonna show you how it's done.
Ya'll wnat me to reach across
party lines now?How
'bout I reach across and bitch-slap all your
sorry-liberal-monkey-asses? How'd ya like that?
Don't get me wrong, here. The sense of satisfaction
I'm feeling right now isn't that I've won - it's that
I won't have to listen to Al Gore bitch and moan about
"letting every vote count". The only reason this went
as far as it did is because you Democrats have a
playground crybaby as your poster-boy, and I for one
am glad I won't have to see him on TV anymore. This
might sound snippy, Mr. Gore, but as we used to say in
the sandlot...LOSERS WALK!!!
As I said in my campaign, I promised
to be a president
who focuses on education. My first task as President
will be to start an educational program for all you
Florida-idiots who can't tell your elbow from your
asshole or how to poke a stylus through the right
hole. I don't get you liberal Democrats, when we're
talking about Bill Clinton and some office whore, you
say that the lack of penetration doesn't count; but
when it comes to ballots, lack of penetration DOES count.
You want a solution to this problem?
Viagra, you old farts, and finish what you started
next election. Until then, I want to ask you just one
question: "Who's yer daddy???"
And so I humby accept the office
of President of these
Subj: GW Bush Song (S206)
From: CHRISDADDYG in 2001
The Kennebunkport Hillbilly
(sing to the tune of The Beverly Hillbillies)
Come and listen to my story 'bout
a boy name Bush.
His IQ was zero and his head was up his tush.
He drank like a fish while he drove all about.
But that didn't matter 'cuz his daddy bailed him out.
DUI, that is. Criminal record. Cover-up.
Well, the first thing you know
little Georgie goes to Yale.
He can't spell his name but they never let him fail.
He spends all his time hangin' out with student folk.
And that's when he learns how to snort a line of coke.
Blow, that is. White gold. Nose candy.
The next thing you know there's
a war in Vietnam.
Kin folks say, "George, stay at home with Mom."
Let the common people get maimed and scarred.
We'll buy you a spot in the Texas Air Guard.
Cushy, that is. Country clubs. Nose candy.
Twenty years later George gets
a little bored.
He trades in the booze, says that Jesus is his Lord.
He said, "Now the White House is the place I wanna be."
So he called his daddy's friends and they called the GOP.
Gun owners, that is. Falwell. Jesse Helms.
Come November 7, the election
Kin folks said "Jeb, give the boy your state!"
"Don't let those colored folks get into the polls."
So they put up barricades so they couldn't punch their holes.
Chads, that is. Duval County. Miami-Dade.
Before the votes were counted
five Supremes stepped in.
Told all the voters "Hey, we want George to win."
"Stop counting votes!" was their solemn invocation.
And that's how George finally got his coronation.
Rigged, that is. Illegitimate. No moral authority.
Subj: Short Bush Political Jokes
Subj: Bush Emotional At Briefing (S452b)
From: mebharkins in 2005
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.
He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers
were killed in an accident'
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this
display of emotion, nervously
watching as the president sits, head in hands. Finally, the
President looks up and asks..........
"How many is a Brazillion ??!"
Subj: Smart Bomb Sign (S451)
..........From: Anon Jr. in 2005
Source: (Removed from northernsun.com/images)
Subj: Craig Kilborn Quote (S393b)
From: BennoRo in 2004
"It's weird watching President Bush struggle with excuses
for why we went to war. As he struggles, it reminds us
all what a terrific liar Bill Clinton really was."
-- Craig Kilborn
Bush Vacation Continues (S450b)
From: darrell94590 on 9/11/2005
Subj: Bush-Kerry Debate (S403b)
From: DafterLafter in 2004
The other night John Kerry addressed President Bush directly
by saying, 'In the weeks ahead, let's be optimistic.'
Today, President Bush fired back
saying, 'What does making
eye glasses have to do with running the country?'
The World Is My Toy (S445b,d-wmv)
in 2005 (in movies)
Subj: Google Joke (S404)
From: email@example.com in 2004
1. Go to http://www.google.com (don't use the
Google task bar - actually go to their page)
2. Type "failure" into the search engine.
3. Click on the "I'm feeling lucky!" button.
Subj: Animated GIF Bush And Monkey (S390)
From: DafterLafter in 2004
Source: (Removed from ezines4all.com)
Subj: David Letterman On Bush (S351b)
From: pns in 2003
"President Bush is leaving to go to Crawford, Texas, for a
35-day working vacation. This should go over big with all
the people taking a can't-get-work vacation."
-- David Letterman
"The White House says that the vacation in Texas will give
President Bush the chance to unwind. My question is, when
does the guy wind?" --David Letterman
Bush Explains No Decision Yet (S313)
From: RFSlick in 2003
..........(in Bush2 in yyPictures)
Subj: Bush On Roe v. Wade (S215)
From: RFSlick in 2001
George W. Bush was asked how he felt about Roe v. Wade. He
said it was the most important decision George Washington
had to make before crossing the Delaware.
Bush Explains The War (S313)
From: RFSlick in 2003
To see the photo "Bush Explains the War"
Subj: Jeb Bush's Letter (S304)
From: jerry in 2002
Florida Governor Jeb Bush, sent a congratulatory letter to
the loser of the Vermont gubernatorial election. He told
Doug Racine, who lost the race to Jim Douglas, that he can
look forward to "one of the most rewarding and challenging
jobs in America." Apparently.
WPVI (Philadelphia) 26-Nov-02
Movie Poster - Gulf Wars Episode II
By Mad Magazine (in Bush in yyPictures)
From: KMACINTY in 2002 (S305)
Subj: What's Taking So Long? (S244b)
From: mbucher in 2001
Quote of the Day from President Bush when asked what is
taking so long to retaliate against the recent attack:
"When I take action I'm not going
to fire a $2 million
missile at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel in the ass."
-- President of the United States, George W. Bush..
Bush Goes Fishing
..........(S366b in Bush pictures)
From: drgolfmd in 2004
From: Anonymous Junior in 2005 (S442b)
Q: What's the difference between Vietnam and Iraq?
A: George W. Bush found a way out of Vietnam.