Subj: Political-Supp3 Jokes
(Includes 19 jokes and articles, 09 1032,17,cif,wXT2b4h,12)
Patriotic Fireworks from
Subj: GOP DeEvolution (S969)
Cartoonist - Jeff Darcy
From: Peter Bray on Facebook
South Park "Let's Get Out and Vote" (S1032)
From: South Park on 11/8/2016
Donald Trump Calls Madea (S1032d)
On The Tonight Show w/Jimmy Fallon
From: Erin Hannigan on 10/10/2016
to see on The Tonight Show w/Jimmy Fallon,
Trump is cold-calling undecided voter, Madea.
Donald Trump and Little Donald (S1015)
Posted by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
From: Patrick McClintock on Facebook on 6/24/2016
Dick on Third Rock Must Vote (S1009)
From: Petra van Klaveren-Chini
.............on Facebook on 5/13/2016
to see Dick on 3rd Rock From The Sun vote
in Season 2 Episode 6 titled 'Dick the Vote'.
Subj: Donald Trump Children's Book (S995d)
Published by Jimmy Kimmel Live
From: carfal on 2/9/2016
.......Click 'HERE' to see Donald on Jimmy Kimmel Live.
Jeff Dunham Politically Unbalanced (S1008)
Created by Jeff Dunham
From: Mary E Wieling on 5/11/2016
Roseanne Confronts Her State Representative
From: Chris Fallon on Facebook (S948d)
Photo from YouTube.com...
In Season 2 Episode 10 ? 11 of
the Roseanne Barr Show,
Roseanne confronts her State Representative on big
business, politics, unemployment and foreclosure.
Click 'HERE' to see Roseanne at her political best.
Subj: Mallard Cartoons (S1018)
By Bruce Tinsley on 7/20/2016
Subj: Discovering Your Son's Career Path (S279, DU)
From: thebartend on 6/3/2002
An older couple had a son, who
was still living with them.
The parents were a little worried, as the son was still
unable to decide about his career path, so they decided to
do a small test.
They took a ten-dollar bill,
a Bible, and a bottle of
whiskey, and put them on the front hall table. Then they
hid, hoping he would think they weren't at home.
The father told the mother, "If
he takes the money, he
will be a businessman; if he takes the Bible, he will be
a priest; but if he takes the bottle of whiskey, I'm
afraid our son will be a drunkard."
So the parents took their place
in the nearby closet and
waited nervously, peeping through the keyhole they saw
their son arrive home.
He saw the note they had left,
saying they'd be home later.
Then, he took the 10-dollar bill, looked at it against the
light, and slid it in his pocket. After that, he took the
Bible, flicked through it, and took it also. Finally, he
grabbed the bottle, opened it, and took an appreciative
whiff to be assured of the quality, then he left for his
room carrying all the three items.
The father slapped his forehead,
and said, "Damn! It's
even worse than I ever imagined..."
"What do you mean?" his wife inquired.
"He's gonna be a politician!" the father replied.
Subj: Donald Trump On Oprah In 1988 (S984d)
From: tom on 11/21/2015
.......Click 'HERE' to hear the stunning interview in 1988.
Harry Truman's White House (S995d)
From: AFine963 on 2/7/2016
A salesman was travelling between
towns and got a flat tire
in the middle of nowhere. Checking the spare, he found that
it was flat, too.
His only option was to flag down
a passing motorist and get
a ride to the nearest town. The first vehicle to stop was
an old man in a pickup truck. He yelled out the window to
the salesman "Need a lift?"
"Yes, I do", replied the salesman.
"You a Democrat or Republican?", asked the old man.
"A Republican", replied the salesman.
"Get screwed!", yelled the old man as he sped off.
The next to stop rolled down
the window and asked the
same question, to which the salesman gave the same answer
"Republican." The driver gave him the finger and drove
off. The salesman thought it over, and decided that maybe
he should change his approach, since there appeared to be
few Republicans in this area.
The next car to stop was a red
convertible driven by a
beautiful blonde. She smiled seductively and asked him
if he were a Democrat or Republican.
"Democrat!", shouted the salesman.
"Hop in!", replied the blonde.
Driving down the road, he can't
help but stare at the
gorgeous woman in the seat next to him. The wind blowing
through her hair, perfect breasts, and a short skirt that
continues to ride higher and higher up her thighs.
Finally, he yells "STOP THE CAR! STOP THE CAR!"
She slams on the brakes, and,
as soon as the car stops,
he jumps out. "What's the matter?", she asks.
"I can't take it!", he replies.
"I've only been a Democrat
for five minutes and already I want to screw somebody!"
Subj: Electing A President - Sign (S1013)
From: DianeJames Malicki on Facebook on 6/11/2016
Reagan Vs. Obama - Social Economics 101 (S1020d)
From: Robin Simmons on Facebook on 7/30/2016
Beverly Hillbillies Tonic (S1029)
From: Dale Federico
on Facebook on 9/27/2016
Click 'HERE' to see granny's tonic for this election.
I Think My Dog's A Democrat (S1032d)
Written and sung by Bryan Lewis
From: Marilyn Janniro Hassey on 10/18/2016