Subj: Political-Supp3 Jokes
..........(Includes 21 jokes, 30 1128,19,cf,wXT2b8a,12)
Patriotic Fireworks from
Subj: GOP DeEvolution (S969)
Cartoonist - Jeff Darcy
From: Peter Bray in 2015
Source: (Removed from politicalcartoons.com)
South Park "Let's Get Out and Vote"
From: South Park
..........in 2016 (S1032d-On Site)
Source: (Removed from youtube.com)
Donald Trump Calls Madea
On Tonight Show w/Fallon
From: Erin Hannigan
..........in 2016 (S1032d-iFrame)
to see on The Tonight Show w/Jimmy Fallon,
Trump is cold-calling undecided voter, Madea.
Subj: Most Politicians Are 'Post Turtles'
From: Laney Huda in 2018 (S1128)
(See 'Non Sequitur Comic Strip' in OTH-ANIM-SUPP
and 'Bush Is A Post Turtle' in BUSH-SUPP)
Donald Trump and Little Donald
By The Tonight Show w/Jimmy Fallon
From: Patrick McClintock
..........in 2016 (S1015d-iFrame)
Dick on Third Rock Must Vote
From: Petra van Klaveren-Chini
.............in 2016 (S1009d-iFrame)
to see Dick on 3rd Rock From The Sun vote
in Season 2 Episode 6 titled 'Dick the Vote'.
Subj: Donald Trump Children's Book
Published by Jimmy Kimmel Live
From: carfal in 2016 (S995d-On Site)
Source: (Removed from facebook.com/videos)
.......Click 'HERE' to see Donald on Jimmy Kimmel Live.
Jeff Dunham Politically Unbalanced
Created by Jeff Dunham (S1008d-On Site)
From: Mary E Wieling in 2016
Roseanne Confronts Her
in 2015 (S948d-iFrame)
In Season 2 Episode 10 and 11
of the Roseanne Barr Show,
Roseanne confronts her State Representative on big
business, politics, unemployment and foreclosure.
Click 'HERE' to see Roseanne at her political best.
Subj: Mallard Cartoons (S1018)
By Bruce Tinsley in 2016
Subj: Discovering Your Son's Career Path
From: thebartend in 2002 (S279, DU)
An older couple had a son, who
was still living with them.
The parents were a little worried, as the son was still
unable to decide about his career path, so they decided to
do a small test.
They took a ten-dollar bill,
a Bible, and a bottle of
whiskey, and put them on the front hall table. Then they
hid, hoping he would think they weren't at home.
The father told the mother, "If
he takes the money, he
will be a businessman; if he takes the Bible, he will be
a priest; but if he takes the bottle of whiskey, I'm
afraid our son will be a drunkard."
So the parents took their place
in the nearby closet and
waited nervously, peeping through the keyhole they saw
their son arrive home.
He saw the note they had left,
saying they'd be home later.
Then, he took the 10-dollar bill, looked at it against the
light, and slid it in his pocket. After that, he took the
Bible, flicked through it, and took it also. Finally, he
grabbed the bottle, opened it, and took an appreciative
whiff to be assured of the quality, then he left for his
room carrying all the three items.
The father slapped his forehead,
and said, "Damn! It's
even worse than I ever imagined..."
"What do you mean?" his wife inquired.
"He's gonna be a politician!" the father replied.
Subj: Donald Trump On Oprah In 1988
From: tom in 2015 (S984d-iFrame)
.....Click 'HERE' to hear the stunning interview in 1988.
Harry Truman's White House
..........in 2016 (S995)
Source: (Removed from visualnews.com)
.Click 'HERE' to learn about the White House
that Harry Truman's family moved into in 1945.
A salesman was travelling between
towns and got a flat tire
in the middle of nowhere. Checking the spare, he found that
it was flat, too.
His only option was to flag down
a passing motorist and get
a ride to the nearest town. The first vehicle to stop was
an old man in a pickup truck. He yelled out the window to
the salesman "Need a lift?"
"Yes, I do", replied the salesman.
"You a Democrat or Republican?", asked the old man.
"A Republican", replied the salesman.
"Get screwed!", yelled the old man as he sped off.
The next to stop rolled down
the window and asked the
same question, to which the salesman gave the same answer
"Republican." The driver gave him the finger and drove
off. The salesman thought it over, and decided that maybe
he should change his approach, since there appeared to be
few Republicans in this area.
The next car to stop was a red
convertible driven by a
beautiful blonde. She smiled seductively and asked him
if he were a Democrat or Republican.
"Democrat!", shouted the salesman.
"Hop in!", replied the blonde.
Driving down the road, he can't
help but stare at the
gorgeous woman in the seat next to him. The wind blowing
through her hair, perfect breasts, and a short skirt that
continues to ride higher and higher up her thighs.
Finally, he yells "STOP THE CAR! STOP THE CAR!"
She slams on the brakes, and,
as soon as the car stops,
he jumps out. "What's the matter?", she asks.
"I can't take it!", he replies.
"I've only been a Democrat
for five minutes and already I want to screw somebody!"
Subj: Electing A President - Sign (S1013)
From: DianeJames Malicki in 2016
Reagan Vs. Obama - Social Economics 101
From: Robin Simmons
..........in 2016 (S1020d-iFrame)
Beverly Hillbillies Tonic
From: Dale Federico
in 2016 (S1029d-iFrame)
Click 'HERE' to see granny's tonic for this election.
I Think My Dog's A Democrat
Written and sung by Bryan Lewis
From: Marilyn Janniro Hassey
..........in 2016 (S1032d-iFrame)
Subj: Tom Toles Political Cartoons (DU)
by Tom Toles in 2018
.....What I really like is that there is a path through the maze.