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From: darrell94590 on 8/30/2006 |
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Subj: Vitamine
Jokes
From: my childhood
A drunk and a crack head were
walking down the street one
day. The drunk said "When
I clean up my act I going to
be a fireman."
The crack head replied "When
I clean up my act I'm going
to be a vitamine". The
drunk stood there with a bewildered
look on his face as the crack
head explained "I was walking
down the street the other day
when I saw a billboard which
said 'Vitamine B1'.
So why is it that Americans are
finding the doggie-position
more and more acceptable?
I believe it is so they can
both continue watching television.
What did the digital watch say
to his mom? "Look mom no hands."
-- unknown
Subj: Humor
Sign (S446b)
From: LABLaughsRiddles on 8/2/2005
Source: http://www.lablaughs.com/clean_toon.php?id=C20041023
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From: The Bartender Joke Of The Day
on 07/05/97
If lawyers are disbarred and
clergymen defrocked, doesn't it
follow that electricians can
be delighted, musicians denoted,
cowboys deranged, models deposed,
tree surgeons debarked and
dry cleaners depressed?
From: humorlist-digest V3 #19 on 99-01-23
(S104)
"No one ever says 'It's only
a game' when their team is
winning."
From: ossama on 99-01-27 (S105)
I took an IQ test and the results
were negative.
From: Bawdy.Net Collage #284 on 99-02-06
Too may freaks, not enough circuses.
From: RFSlick on 99-02-05 (S106)
Dancing is a perpendicular expression
of a horizontal desire.
From: pns on 3/30/2001 (S218)
Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.
From: ossama on 99-02-15 (S108)
A new study reports that vitamin
E can help cure memory loss.
Or was it vitamin D?
From: PGM2R4U on 5/23/99 (S121)
Many men smoke------but Fu
men chu
From: KMACINTY on 1/17/2003 (S311)
Once you've seen one shopping
center you've seen a mall.
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