Subj: Short Jokes
(Includes 31 jokes and articles, 04 1064,15,cLf,wXT3a5a,10)
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Subj: Zits (S997)
by Jerry Scott and Jim Borgman on 2/19/2016
Dads Tell Short Jokes (S1064)
From: samhutkins on 6/4/2017
Click 'HERE' to see REAL Evite Dads tell their best Dad jokes.
Amazing Street Dancing Act (S928d-On Site)
From: Domenic Manchester on Facebook
Source: (Removed from facebook.com/video)
Click 'HERE' to see this great, thirty
second street act.
Telling People Corny Jokes (S862)
From: Wimp.com on 7/13/13 (d-Object)
LAHWF Presents Andrew Hales telling
corny, short jokes.
Click 'HERE' to watch, and listen, and groan.
Subj: Frank And Ernest Cartoon II (S838)
by Bob Thaves on 1/30/2013
Drunk Tilted Room Skit (S713b, S838)
From: Wimp.com on 6/21/2010 (d-Object)
Shaun Micallef plays a drunk
where the studio set is a
tilted room. It is from the first season of the Micallef
Show on the ABC. Click 'HERE' to see this cute, silly skit.
Subj: Hurricane Irene Warning (S760)
From" Ruby Lou on Facebook on 8/27/2011
** THIS JUST IN ** As Hurricane
Irene prepares to batter the
East Coast, federal disaster officials have warned that
Internet outages could force people to interact with other
people for the first time in years. Residents are bracing
themselves for the horror of awkward silences and unwanted
eye contact. FEMA has advised: "Be prepared. Write down
possible topics to talk about in advance. Sports...the
weather. Remember, a conversation is basically a series
of Facebook updates strung together."
Cool Party Trick (S668d-On Site)
From: Wimp.com on 10/28/2008
to watch the video and learn how to
do an amazing party trick.
Subj: The Wizard of Id Cartoon (DU)
by Parker and Hart on 11/29/2008
Water And Pepper Trick (S673b,d-On Site)
From: Wimp.com on 12/2/2009
Click 'HERE' to learn this cute trick with water, pepper, and a bowl.
Subj: Frank And Ernest Cartoon (S614b)
by Bob Thaves on 10/16/2008
Subj: Short Jokes
Bizarro Cartoon (S757)
By Dan Piraro on 7/14/2011
|Drawing from CafePress.com|
Rock Quiz (S675b)
From: StarTribune.com on 12/16/2009
Drawing from KingFeatures.com
|To see other Asimov quizes click on||.|
The Flying McCoys Cartoon (S658b)
by Glenn and Gary McCoy on 8/20/2009
Animated Stickman - GIF (S502b,d)
From: darrell94590 on 8/30/2006
Subj: Vitamine Jokes
From: my childhood
A drunk and a crack head were walking down the street one
day. The drunk said "When I clean up my act I going to
be a fireman."
The crack head replied "When
I clean up my act I'm going
to be a vitamine". The drunk stood there with a bewildered
look on his face as the crack head explained "I was walking
down the street the other day when I saw a billboard which
said 'Vitamine B1'.
Subj: Humor Sign (S446b)
From: LABLaughsRiddles on 8/2/2005
Source: (Removed from lablaughs.com)
So why is it that Americans are finding the doggie-position
more and more acceptable?
I believe it is so they can both continue watching television.
What did the digital watch say
to his mom? "Look mom no hands."
From: The Bartender Joke Of The Day
on 07/05/97 (S661)
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it
follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted,
cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and
dry cleaners depressed?
From: humorlist-digest V3 #19 on 99-01-23
"No one ever says 'It's only a game' when their team is
From: ossama on 99-01-27 (S105)
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
From: Bawdy.Net Collage #284 on 99-02-06
Too may freaks, not enough circuses.
From: RFSlick on 99-02-05 (S106)
Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.
From: pns on 3/30/2001 (S218)
Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.
From: ossama on 99-02-15 (S108)
A new study reports that vitamin E can help cure memory loss.
Or was it vitamin D?
From: PGM2R4U on 5/23/99 (S121)
Many men smoke------but Fu men chu
From: KMACINTY on 1/17/2003 (S311)
Once you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
From: LABLaughsClean on 2/6/2009 (S631b)
Did I like nut another to it send retard a like
this reading time sweet your took you since.
( Now read it backwards )
From: Today's Joke of the Day on 1/6/2012
Two silk worms were in a race. What was the result? A tie!
From: Today's Joke of the Day on 3/3/2012
Q: Why was the little strawberry crying?
A: Because his parents were in a jam.