Subj: Short Jokes
(Includes 27 jokes and articles, 30838,11,ck,md4,7)
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Also see WORD_JOKES1 - 'Knock
Knock Jokes'
WORD_JOKES2 - 'A Few
Tom Swifties'
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Subj: Frank
And Ernest Cartoon II (S838)
by Bob Thaves
From: WashingtonPost.com on 1/30/2013
Source: http://www.uclick.com/client/wpc/fk/
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Subj:
Drunk Tilted Room Skit (S713b, S838d)
From: Wimp.com on 6/21/2010 |
Shaun Micallef plays a drunk
where the studio set is a
tilted room. It is from the
first season of the Micallef
Show on the ABC. Click on either
source, or 'HERE' for
my copy, to see this cute, silly
skit.
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Subj: Hurricane
Irene Warning (S760)
From" Ruby Lou on Facebook on 8/27/2011
** THIS JUST IN ** As Hurricane
Irene prepares to batter the
East Coast, federal disaster
officials have warned that
Internet outages could force
people to interact with other
people for the first time in
years. Residents are bracing
themselves for the horror of
awkward silences and unwanted
eye contact. FEMA has
advised: "Be prepared. Write down
possible topics to talk about
in advance. Sports...the
weather. Remember, a conversation
is basically a series
of Facebook updates strung together."
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Cool Party Trick (S668d)
From: Wimp.com on 10/28/2008 Source: http://www.wimp.com/sweetparty/ |
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Click on the above source, or
'HERE'
for my copy,
to watch the video and learn
how to do an amazing
party trick.
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Subj: The
Wizard of Id Cartoon (DU)
by Parker and Hart
From: Creators.com on 11/29/2008
Source: http://www.creators.com/today-comics.html
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Subj:
Water And Pepper Trick (S673b,d)
From: Wimp.com on 12/2/2009 Source: http://www.wimp.com/peppertrick/ |
Click on the above source, or
'HERE'
for my file copy,
to learn this cute trick with
water, pepper, and a bowl.
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Subj: Frank
And Ernest Cartoon (S614b)
by Bob Thaves
From: WashingtonPost.com on 10/16/2008
Source: http://members.comics.com/members/common
........./affiliateArchive.do?site=washpost?comic=franknernest
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Subj: Short
Jokes
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Bizarro Cartoon (S757)
By Dan Piraro From: WashingtonPost.com on 7/14/2011 |
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Drawing from CafePress.com |
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Subj:
Rock Quiz (S675b)
From: StarTribune.com on 12/16/2009 Drawing from KingFeatures.com |
| To see other Asimov quizes click on |  . |
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The Flying McCoys Cartoon (S658b)
by Glenn and Gary McCoy From: GoComics.com on 8/20/2009 |
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Subj:
Animated Stickman - GIF (S502b,d)
From: darrell94590 on 8/30/2006 |
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Subj: Vitamine
Jokes
From: my childhood
A drunk and a crack head were
walking down the street one
day. The drunk said "When
I clean up my act I going to
be a fireman."
The crack head replied "When
I clean up my act I'm going
to be a vitamine". The
drunk stood there with a bewildered
look on his face as the crack
head explained "I was walking
down the street the other day
when I saw a billboard which
said 'Vitamine B1'.
Subj: Humor
Sign (S446b)
From: LABLaughsRiddles on 8/2/2005
Source: http://www.lablaughs.com/clean_toon.php?id=C20041023
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What did the digital watch say
to his mom? "Look mom no hands."
-- unknown
From: The Bartender Joke Of The Day
on 07/05/97 (S661)
If lawyers are disbarred and
clergymen defrocked, doesn't it
follow that electricians can
be delighted, musicians denoted,
cowboys deranged, models deposed,
tree surgeons debarked and
dry cleaners depressed?
From: humorlist-digest V3 #19 on 99-01-23
(S104)
"No one ever says 'It's only
a game' when their team is
winning."
From: ossama on 99-01-27 (S105)
I took an IQ test and the results
were negative.
From: Bawdy.Net Collage #284 on 99-02-06
Too may freaks, not enough circuses.
From: RFSlick on 99-02-05 (S106)
Dancing is a perpendicular expression
of a horizontal desire.
From: pns on 3/30/2001 (S218)
Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.
From: ossama on 99-02-15 (S108)
A new study reports that vitamin
E can help cure memory loss.
Or was it vitamin D?
From: PGM2R4U on 5/23/99 (S121)
Many men smoke------but Fu
men chu
From: KMACINTY on 1/17/2003 (S311)
Once you've seen one shopping
center you've seen a mall.
From: LABLaughsClean on 2/6/2009 (S631b)
Did I like nut another to it
send retard a like
this reading time sweet your
took you since.
( Now read it backwards )
From: Today's Joke of the Day on 1/6/2012
(S782)
Two silk worms were in a race.
What was the result? A tie!
From: Today's Joke of the Day on 3/3/2012
(S790)
Q: Why was the little strawberry
crying?
A: Because his parents were
in a jam.
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