>>> Subj:         Short Jokes (d3b)                        (Includes 12 jokes and articles)

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Subj:     Animated Stickman (S502b)           From: darrell94590           on 8/30/2006

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Subj:     Vitamine Jokes
          From: my childhood
 A drunk and a crack head were walking down the street one
 day.  The drunk said "When I clean up my act I going to
 be a fireman."

 The crack head replied "When I clean up my act I'm going
 to be a vitamine".  The drunk stood there with a bewildered
 look on his face as the crack head explained "I was walking
 down the street the other day when I saw a billboard which
 said 'Vitamine B1'.
 

 So why is it that Americans are finding the doggie-position
    more and more acceptable?
 I believe it is so they can both continue watching television.

 What did the digital watch say to his mom? "Look mom no hands."
    --  unknown

Subj:     Humor Sign (S446b)
          From: LABLaughsRiddles on 8/2/2005
          Source: http://www.lablaughs.com/clean_toon.php?id=C20041023
 

From: The Bartender Joke Of The Day on 07/05/97
 If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it
 follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted,
 cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and
 dry cleaners depressed?

From: humorlist-digest V3 #19 on 99-01-23 (S104)
 "No one ever says 'It's only a game' when their team is
 winning."

From: ossama on 99-01-27 (S105)
 I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

From: Bawdy.Net Collage #284 on 99-02-06
 Too may freaks, not enough circuses.

From: RFSlick on 99-02-05 (S106)
 Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.

From: pns on 3/30/2001 (S218)
 Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.

From: ossama on 99-02-15 (S108)
 A new study reports that vitamin E can help cure memory loss.
 Or was it vitamin D?

From: PGM2R4U on 5/23/99 (S121)
 Many men smoke------but Fu  men chu

From: KMACINTY on 1/17/2003 (S311)
 Once you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.

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