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Subj:     Statue Jokes
..........(Includes 12 jokes, 20 1075,11,cf,wXT4b,6a,5)

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Includes the following:  'Living The Dream' - Wire Sculpture - Video (S914)
.........................Top Most Amazing Sculptures In The World - Video (1040d)
.........................Two Statues Come Alive (S01, S572)
.........................Ariel Mermaid Vs The Peeing Statue - Video (S961)
.........................Jerome Murat's The Statue - Video (S514)
.........................Two Statues Come Alive II (S799)
.........................Non Sequitur Cartoon (S1020)
.........................Star Sower Monument In Lithuania - Web Page w/Photos (S806)
.........................Scale In A GYM - Photo (S1075)
.........................Lover Hides As A Statue (S44, S673)
.........................Frank And Ernest Cartoon (DU)
.........................Short Statue Jokes
..............................David Returns To Italy - Web Page w/Photos (S654b)
..............................Strange Statues Of The World -Web Page w/Photos (S511c)
..............................10 Statues - Web Page w/Photos (S481b)

Also see DRINK-BER-SUP- 'Pearls Before Swine' - Comic Strip
         PRIEST2 file - 'Two Priests In The Shower'

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Subj:     'Living The Dream' - Wire Sculpture
          Created By Fantasywire (S914 in Artist-Supp2)
          From: Chris Fallon on Facebook (d-On Site)
 Source: www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=654318877998427
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Subj:     Top Most Amazing Sculptures
............In The World (S1040d-iFrame)
          From: Roger Ford in 2016
 Source: www.youtube.com/
.........embed/xaf-7rPiorc

 Click 'HERE' to see these amazing sculpture from around the world.

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Subj:     Two Statues Come Alive (S01, S572)

 There are two statues standing on either side of a path, one
 male, one female...  Now they've been standing there for many
 a generation, staring into each other's eyes for what seems
 eternity, and God is pretty pleased with them.  He thinks to
 himself "They've been pretty good... I might make them human
 for half an hour..."

 So God goes Zap, and tells them to be back in half an hour.

 Immediately they look at each other and duck off into the
 bushes together.  There's a lot of grunting and groaning and
 shaking of the bushes, and after 15 minutes they emerge with
 smiles on there faces.  But they've still got 15 minutes left.

 "What are we do for the next 15 minutes??", asks the guy.

 "How about you hold the pigeon down this time, and I'll shit
 on it!"

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Subj:     Ariel Mermaid Vs The Peeing Statue
          Animation by Tvigle.ru
          From: Claudia Rook  (S961d-On Site)
 Source: www.youtube.com/embed/WzuNJlIzehk
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Subj:     Jerome Murat's The Statue (S514)
          From: edapsmas in 2006 (d-iFrame)
Picture from Blaque's Blog of Horrors
 Source: www.youtube.com/embed/OgY_SlmhNaI

 You can view this exquisite, 8 minute video by
 clicking 'HERE'.

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Subj:     Two Statues Come Alive (S799)
          From: tom in 2012

 For decades two heroic statues, one male and one female,
 faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel
 came down from heaven and approached the statues.

 "You've been such exemplary statues," the angel announced
 to them, "That I'm going to give you a special gift.  I'm
 going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in
 which you can do anything you want."  And with a clap of
 his hands, the angel brought the statues to life.

 The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed
 for the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of
 giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches.  Fifteen
 minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes,
 wide grins on their faces.

 The angel tells them, "Um, you have fifteen minutes left.
 Would you care to do it again?"  He asks her, "Shall we?"

 She eagerly replies, "Oh, yes, let's! But let's change
 positions.  This time I hold the pigeon down and you crap
 on its head!"

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Subj:     Non Sequitur Cartoon (S1020)
          By Wiley Miller in 2016
 Source: www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2016/07/26
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Subj:     The Star Sower Monument
.............In Kaunas, Lithuania
         From: tom in 2012 (S806)
 Source: www.boreme.com/posting.php?id=19326

 This statue is, in my humble opinion, brilliant.  It
 appears as though the statue represents some kind of
 farmer or earth worker of some sort.  It is only when
 the night falls and an artificial light source is shone
 upon the statue that it takes its true form - the Star
 Sower.  Beautiful!

 Click 'HERE' to see this statue in the day and in the night.

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Subj:     Scale In A GYM (S1075)
          From: Larry Lemas in 2017
 Source: www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10214158919029483
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Subj:     Lover Hides As A Statue (S44, S673)
          From: humorlist-digest V1 #264 in 1997

 A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband
 opening the front door.  "Hurry!" she said, "stand in the
 corner." She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then
 she dusted him with talcum powder.  "Don't move until I tell
 you to," she whispered. "Just pretend you're a statue."

 "What's this, honey?" the husband inquired as he entered the
 room.

 "Oh, its just a statue," she replied nonchalantly. "The
 Smiths bought one for their bedroom.  I liked it so much, I
 got one for us too."

 No more was said about the statue, not even later that night
 when they went to sleep.  Around two in the morning the
 husband got out of bed, went to the kitchen and returned a
 few minutes later with a sandwich and a beer.

 "Here," he said to the statue, "eat something.  I stood
 like an idiot at the Smiths for three days and nobody
 offered me so as much as a glass of water!"

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Subj:     Frank And Ernest Cartoon (DU)
          By Bob Thaves in 2015
Source: www.gocomics.com/frankandernest/2015/03/21
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Subj:     Short Statue Jokes

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Subj:     David Returns To Italy
          From: gattica30
..........in 2009 (S654b)
 Click 'HERE' to read about Michelangelo's David returning to Italy.
 

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Subj:     More Strange Statues Of The World
          From: vaterbenicia
..........in 2006 (S511c in Art)
 These are 17 of the strangest monuments, or statues, in
 the world.  You can view them by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     10 Statues (S481b)
          in 2006 (in Art)
 Source: (Removed from lablaughs)
 The best way to view these ten statues is by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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 If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both
 front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the
 horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a
 result of wounds recieved in battle; if the horse has
 all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural
 causes.

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