Subj: Statue Jokes (Gz-m4)
(Includes 5 jokes and articles)
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Also see PRIEST2 file - 'Two
Priests In The Shower'
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Jerome Murat's The Statue (S514)
From: edapsmas on 11/26/2006 |
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Picture from Blaque's Blog of Horrors |
You can view this exquisite,
8 minute movie at the source
above, or on my web site by
clicking 'HERE'.
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Subj: Two
Statues Come Alive (S01, S572)
There are two statues standing
on either side of a path, one
male, one female... Now
they've been standing there for many
a generation, staring into each
other's eyes for what seems
eternity, and God is pretty
pleased with them. He thinks to
himself "They've been pretty
good... I might make them human
for half an hour..."
So God goes Zap, and tells them to be back in half an hour.
Immediately they look at each
other and duck off into the
bushes together. There's
a lot of grunting and groaning and
shaking of the bushes, and after
15 minutes they emerge with
smiles on there faces.
But they've still got 15 minutes left.
"What are we do for the next 15 minutes??", asks the guy.
"How about you hold the pigeon
down this time, and I'll shit
on it!"
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Subj: Two
Statues Come Alive (2ed Vers)
From: THE GAG ROOM on 03/16/97
For decades two heroic statues,
one male and one female,
faced each other in a city park,
until one day an angel
came down from heaven and approached
the statues.
"You've been such exemplary statues,"
the angel announced
to them, "That I'm going to
give you a special gift. I'm
going to bring you both to life
for thirty minutes, in
which you can do anything you
want." And with a clap of
his hands, the angel brought
the statues to life.
The two approached each other
a bit shyly, but soon dashed
for the bushes, from which shortly
emerged
a good deal of
giggling, laughter, and shaking
of branches. Fifteen
minutes later, the two statues
emerged from the bushes,
wide grins on their faces.
The angel tells them, "Um, you
have fifteen minutes left.
Would you care to do it again?"
He asks her, "Shall we?"
She eagerly replies, "Oh, yes,
let's! But let's change
positions. This time I
hold the pigeon down and you crap
on its head!"
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Subj: Lover
Hides As A Statue (S44)
From: humorlist-digest V1 #264 on 97-12-01
A woman was in bed with her lover
when she heard her husband
opening the front door.
"Hurry!" she said, "stand in the
corner." She quickly rubbed
baby oil all over him and then
she dusted him with talcum powder.
"Don't move until I tell
you to," she whispered. "Just
pretend you're a statue."
"What's this, honey?" the husband
inquired as he entered the
room.
"Oh, its just a statue," she
replied nonchalantly. "The
Smiths bought one for their
bedroom. I liked it so much, I
got one for us too."
No more was said about the statue,
not even later that night
when they went to sleep.
Around two in the morning the
husband got out of bed, went
to the kitchen and returned a
few minutes later with a sandwich
and a beer.
"Here," he said to the statue,
"eat something. I stood
like an idiot at the Smiths
for three days and nobody
offered me so as much as a glass
of water!"
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Subj: Short
Statue Jokes
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Subj:
More Strange Statues Of The World (S511c in Art)
From: vaterbenicia on 11/4/2006 |
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10 Statues (S481b in Art)
From: LABLaughsClean on 4/7/2006 |
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If a statue in the park of a
person on a horse has both
front legs in the air, the person
died in battle; if the
horse has one front leg in the
air, the person died as a
result of wounds recieved in
battle; if the horse has
all four legs on the ground,
the person died of natural
causes.
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