(Includes 30 jokes and articles)
Smiles from
Benicia High Digital High page
| Subj: ASCII
Art 1 mostly Smileys) (Gz)
(Includes 30 jokes and articles) |
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Webster Definition
for "smile"
smile (n): a change of facial expression involving a brightening of the eyes and an upward curving of the corners of the mouth that may express amusement, pleasure, affection, irony, or derision ... |
From: LABLaughs@LABLaughs.com on 12/19/2002
(S307b)
A smile is the lighting system
of the face, the cooling
system of the head and the heating
system of the heart.
Includes the following: Lots
Of Smileys - Parts I
.........................
Part II
, Part III , Part
IV ,
.........................
Part V
, Part VI , PartVII
.........................Rarely
Seen Emoticons
.........................Cat
Emoticons (S402b)
.........................Emoticons
.........................Mr.
Ascii Does The Macarena. (S10)
.........................Writing
With Characters
.........................ASCII
Portrait Of Einstein (S26)
.........................Small
ASCII Pictures
............................ASCII
Art Of Christian Fish (S358b)
............................Smiley
face, You tell me what this
is?,
............................Angels,
The Simpsons drawn with characters,
............................Bat,
Dragon, Cat, Mooned,
............................Another
guy looking over the fence,
............................Dog,
Another Happy face, Teddy
Bear
............................Smiley
GIF
Also see BREAST file - ':-)
(?>)(?>) (-:'
CHRISTMAS1 - 'ASCII
Holiday Art'(tree)
CHRISTMAS2 - 'The
Twelve Days Of Christmas'(several)
ENGINEER2 - 'You
Know You're An Engineer If...'(several)
FACTS3 file - 'The
Origin Of The Middle Finger'(the finger)
FOOD-ETC file- 'Holiday
Party Kit!'(beer truck)
JOB1 file - 'Reasons
For Allowing Drinking At Work'
KIDS2 file - 'A
Third Grade Drawing'(dirty picture)
LOVE VERS 2 - 'Love Vers. 2'(heart
of the word 'Love')
MARRIAGE2 - 'Mother
Of Six' (a couple)
PUSSY file - 'Strangers
Have Sex On Beach' (cat)
SHIT file - 'Little
Old Lady At Store'(little old lady)
THANKSGIVING - 'Twas
The Night Of Thanksgiving'
THOUGHTS-WARM- 'An Angel'(angel)
......................-
'Footprints And Gifts'
(foot prints)
VALENTINE - 'Hershey
Kiss On Valentine's Day' (chocklet kiss)
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Subj: Lots
Of Smileys - Part I
:-) Your basic smiley.
This smilie is used to inflect a
sarcastic or joking statement since we can't hear
voice inflection over Unix.
;-) Winky smiley.
User just made a flirtatious and/or
sarcastic remark. More of a "don't hit me for what
I just said" smiley.
:-( Frowning smiley.
User did not like that last
statement or is upset or depressed about something.
:-I Indifferent smiley.
Better than a Frowning smilie
but not quite as good as a happy smiley.
:-> User just made
a really biting sarcastic remark.
Worse than a :-)
>:-> User just made a really devilish remark.
>;-> Winky and devil combined.
A very lewd remark was
just made.
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Subj: Lots
Of Smileys - Part II
:-o Wow! :-c Real unhappy
:-| Grim :-C Just totally unbelieving
:= | Baboon :-B Drooling
:-v Speaking :-, Smirk
:-V Shout :-|| Anger
:-w Speak with forked tongue :-) Smiling
:-r Sticking tongue out :-( Frowning
:-* Oops! '-) Wink
:-T Keeping a straight face ;-) Sardonic Incredulity
:-D Said with a smile
:-x Kiss kiss :-" Pursing lips
:-[ Pouting :-# My lips are sealed
:-X A big wet kiss! :-P Tongue hanging out in anticipation
:-Y A quiet aside 8-| Eyes wide with surprise
>-? Absolutely livid!! ?-| Tearful
|-{ "Good Grief!" (Charlie Brown?)
:-} "Thish wine tashted pretty good"
8-] "wow, maaan"
8-O "Omigod!!" (done after "rm -rf *" ?)
:-, "Hmmmm "
|~( "Someone just busted my nose"
:^D "Great! I like it!"
B-D "Serves you right, dummy!!"
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Subj: Lots
Of Smileys - Part III
(-: User is left handed
%-) User has been
staring at a green screen
for 15 hours straight
:*) User is drunk
[:] User is a robot
8-) User is wearing sunglasses
B:-) Sunglasses on head
::-) User wears normal glasses
B-) User wears horn-rimmed glasses
8:-) User is a little girl
:-)-8 User is a Big girl
:-{) User has a mustache
:-{} User wears lipstick
{:-) User wears a toupee
}:-( Toupee in an updraft
:-[ User is a Vampire
:-E Bucktoothed vampire
:-F Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing
:-7 User just made a wry statement
:-* User just ate something sour
;-( User is crying
;-) User is so happy, s/he is crying
:-@ User is screaming
:-# User wears braces
:^) User has a broken nose
:?) User is from an Ivy League School
:-? User is tongue tied
+-:-) User is the Pope or holds some other religious office
`:-) User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning
,:-) Same thing other side
|-I User is asleep
|-O User is yawning/snoring
:-Q User is a smoker
:-? User smokes a pipe
O-) Megaton Man On
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user is a scuba diver)
O :-) User is an angel (at heart, at least)
:-P Nyahhhh!
:-S User just made an incoherent statement
:-D User is laughing (at you!)
:-X User's lips are sealed
:-C User is really bummed
:-/ User is skeptical
C=:-) User is a chef
@= User is pro-nuclear war
*?:-) User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat
:-o Uh oh!
(8-o It's Mr Bill!
*:o) And Bozo the Clown!
3:] Pet smiley
3:[ Mean Pet smiley
d8= Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat
E-:-) User is a Ham radio operator
:-9 User is licking his/her lips
%-6 User is braindead
[:-) User is wearing a walkman
(:I User is an egghead
?:-I User is a dunce
K:P User is a little kid with a propeller beenie
@:-) User is wearing a turban
:-0 No Yelling! (Quiet Lab)
:-: Mutant Smiley
The invisible smiley
-) User only has one eye
,-) Ditto but he's winking
X-( User just died
C=}>;*{O) Mega-Smiley.
A drunk, devilish chef with a
toupee in an updraft, a mustache, and a double chin.
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Subj: Lots
Of Smileys - Part IV
:] - Gleep a friendly
midget smiley who will
gladly
be your friend
:) - Happy
:> - hmm, let me think
:D - Laughter
:I - Hmmm, not funny!
:( - Sad
:[ - Real Downer
:? - what pretences!
:{ - oh boy, the headmaster!
:O - Yelling
;( - Crying
[] - Hugs and
:* - Kisses
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Subj: Lots
Of Smileys - Part V
:-` smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco
:-1 smiley bland face
:-! "
:-$ smiley face with it's mouth wired shut
:-6 smiley after eating something sour
8-) smiley swimmer
:-* smiley after eating something bitter
:-? smiley which is tongue-tied
:-0 smiley orator
(:-( unsmiley frowning
=:-) smiley punk-rocker
=:-( (real punk rockers don't smile)
+-:-) smiley priest
:-o smiley singing national anthem
:-p smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!)
:-[ un-smiley blockhead
:-] smiley blockhead
:-{ smiley variation on a theme
:-} ditto
{:-) smiley with its hair parted in the middle
}:-) above in an updraft
g-) smiley with pince-nez glasses
:-\ undecided smiley
:-/ lefty undecided smiley
:-| "have an ordinary day" smiley
;-) winking smiley
:-? real sad smiley
:-x "my lips are sealed" smiley
:-c bummed out smiley
:-v talking head smiley
:-? smilely smoking a pipe
0-) smiley cyclops (scuba diver?)
:? midget unsmiley
:> midget smiley
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Subj: Lots
Of Smileys - Part VI
:-) ha ha ~~:-( net flame
|-) hee hee
|-D ho ho
:-> hey hey
:-( boo hoo X-( net suicide
:-I hmm
:-O uh oh >:-I net startrek
:-P nyah nyah 3:o[ net pets
|-P yuk
Male :- >- Female
Infinity 8
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Subj: Lots
Of Smileys - Part VII
%\v Picasso
:) smiley
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%-| been working all night
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:-{) has a mustache
:-# braces
:-? tounge-tied
:-D big smile
C|:-= Charlie Chaplin
=|:-)= Abe Lincoln
:-W speak with forked tongue
:-@ "I swear"
:-X my lips are sealed
:-C really bummed out
C=:-) chef
*?:-) Santa Claus
:-O Mr Bill
*:o) Bozo
:*) Ed McMahon
[:-) wearing a walkman
:-)) double chin
:-7 smokes a pipe
C:# football player
:-)8 man with bowtie
:-() I stubbed my toe
:-( ) You stepped on my toe
:-( ) You backed your car over my toe
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Subj: Rarely
Seen Emoticons
From: Bawdy.Net Collage #167
:-) -: Smilie with an erection
:-) 8 - Female.
:-| 8( )- Pregnant Female.
:-( :- Impotent (Or let down).
:-) -8 Blue balls. or maybe >:-( -8
;-) o===8 Braggart.
:-\ 8o After a cold shower.
;-) ===8 Circumcised.
8-O --* Just before doubling over with pain.
:-) -^-: In need of some corrective surgery.
:-) :-... Taking a leak.
:-} -oo-: Taking matters into hand.
:-{ -__-: After slamming the toilet seat.
:-o ^^: After zipping up fly too fast.
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Subj: Cat
Emoticons (S402b)
From LABLaughsRiddles on 9/24/2004
At: http://www.ezines4all.com/pics/caticans.htm
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Subj: Emoticons
From: ipkis on 97-07-18
We all know those cute little
computer symbols called
"emoticons." You know,where
:) means a smile and :(
is a frown, sometime these are
represented by :-) and
:-( respectively. Well,
how about some "ass icons"?
Here goes:
(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_._) a flat ass
(_^^_) a bubble ass
(_*_) a sore ass
(_!__) a lop-sided ass
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_o_) an ass that's been around
(_O_) and ass that's been around even more
(_$_) this ass will cost you
(_o_) this ass costs a lot less
(_/_) an asian ass
(_~_) a latin ass
(_*_) a French ass
(_x_) kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_#_) pound my ass
(_##_) pound my ass even harder
(_?>_) an ass ready for action
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_oo_) an ass built for two
(_o^^o_) a wise ass
(_13_) an unlucky ass
(_Y_) an ass that can't say No
(_*_) tongue in cheek
(_?_) this ass belongs to someone
(_~_) snake in the ass (pun)
From: RFSlick on 98-02-22
(_?_) Dumb Ass
{_!_} a swishy ass
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Subj: Mr.
Ascii does the Macarena. (S10)
From TNKRTEACH on 97-03-29
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Subj: ASCII
portrait of Einstein (S26)
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Subj: Small
ASCII pictures
Top
Subj: ASCII
Art Of Christian Fish (S358b)
From: DoctorDebt on 12/12/2003
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Top
Subj: Smiley
face
From: Yzmir's HUMOR LISTS Updated 5/22/1997
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Subj: You
tell me what this is?
From: Yzmir's HUMOR LISTS Updated 5/22/1997
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Subj: Angels
From: TNKRTEACH on 97-07-14
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Subj: The
Simpsons drawn with characters
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Subj: Cat
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Subj: Mooned
From: ipkis on 97-06-16
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Subj: Another
guy looking over the fence
From: ipkis on 97-06-25
..........(Also
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Subj: Dog
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Subj: Another
Happy face
From: BawdyNet test posting on 97-10-15
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Subj: Teddy
Bear
From: ipkis on 97-11-22
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