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Includes the following:  3D Posters On Vending Machines (S873 in Supp2)
.........................Shaolin Kungfu Pepsi Ad (S1079 in Supp2)
.........................BEST Super Bowl XLVII (2013) Ads (S875 in Supp2)
.........................GEICO's Family Ad (S948 in Supp2)
.........................The Stanley Steemer Variations - Video (S942 in Supp2)
.........................Extra Gum Commercial (S870 in Supp2)
.........................Rust-Oleum NeverWet - Video (S867 in Supp2)
.........................Three Mountain Dew Ads w/Felicia The Goat -4 Vid(S859-Sup2)
.........................Dancing With Baby Me - Evian Ad - Video (S850 in Supp2)
.........................The Athlete Machine - Red Bull Kluge - Video (S832 in Supp2)
.........................Denny's Bacon Makes It Better! - Video (S848 in Supp2)
.........................Grey Poupon "The Lost Footage" - Video (S842 in Supp2)
.........................Cow-Gate Baby Supergroup Commercial - Video (S826 in Sup2)
.........................Personal Ads (S62 in Supp2)
.........................Unlock the 007 in you. You have 70 seconds! Vid(S824-Sup2)
.........................HP Printer - Evian Babies - Brand New Key - Vid(S819-Sup2)
.........................4 Clever International Commercials - Video (S789 in Supp2)
.........................TNT Ad - Push To Add Drama - Video (S818 in Supp2)
.........................Diet Pepsi Max 2011 Super Bowl Commercial (S788 - Supp2)
.........................Diet Pepsi Max "I'm Good" Commercial - Video (S788 - Supp2)
.........................Coke Light Commercial - Video (S786 in Supp2)
.........................Don't Have a Grandson with a Dog Collar - Video (S784-Sup2)
.........................LG Kompressor Plus Vacuum Commercial - Video (S782 - Supp2)
.........................Contrex Water Bottle Ad - Movie (S770 in Supp2)
.........................Foster's Beer Commercial - Kidnapped Wife - Vid (S786-Sup2)
.........................Classic Headlines (S177, S385b in Supp2)
.........................Actual News Headlines (S37 in Supp2)
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.........................Ripley's Believe It Or Not! (S681b)
.........................Beware of the Doghouse - Video (S766)
.........................Swedish Self-Cleaning Toilet - Video (S765)
.........................IKEA Mattress Commercial - Video (S758)
.........................Humo's Milkman Commercial - Video (S758)
.........................Dirt Devil - The Exorcist - Video (S755)
.........................Pepsi Commercial - Now or Never! - Video (S746)
.........................Tidy Up - Three IKEA Ads - Video (S741)
.........................German Eye Glasses Ad - Video (S741)
.........................Bruce Lee Plays Ping Pong With Nunchucks - Video (S740)
.........................Cravendale Milk Ad - Cats With Thumbs - Video (S739)
.........................Remote-Controlled Flying Shark And Clown Fish - Video (S738)
.........................VW Passat Super Bowl Commercial: The Force - Video (S731)
.........................Pine Sol Commercial - Video (S732)
.........................Wings Etc's Ad For Blazin' Balls - Video (S731)
.........................Lucky Strike Fighter Pilot Commercial - Video (S729, S823)
.........................French Condom Ad - Video (S727)
.........................Mrs. Mac's Hot Car Wash Ad!!!! - Video (S726)
.........................Batelco - Infinity - Video (S726, S848)
.........................Monster.com "Doubletake" - Super Bowl Ad - Video (S721)
.........................Dominoes' Techno Chicken - Video (S721)
.........................Sprite Commercial - Girl On Beach - Video (S716)
.........................Classified Ads (S292)
.........................The Best Ford Commercial Ever - Video (S714)
.........................Knife Throwing Mistake - Hilarious Commercial (S713)
.........................Wash Your Balls!! Axe Commercial (S713)
.........................Honey, I'm Home! - Video (S711)
.........................Mercedes SLS 360 Barrel Roll In Tunnel - Video (S707b)
.........................Centraal Beheer Auto Insurance Ad - Video (S705)
.........................Don't Go To The Doctor In June/July - Video (S704b)
.........................A Cadillac Commercial In China - Video (S702b)
.........................Labatt Blue Lip Gloss Commercial - Video (S701)
.........................Celebrity "Star Wars" World Cup Adidas Commercial (S699)
.........................Stop Motion: PEN Giant - Video (S697)
.........................Bank Robbery Gone Wrong! - Videos (S691b)
.........................ADG Alarm Company - Video (S687)
.........................Whoopi's "1 In 3 Pee Like Me" - Video (S686)
.........................Pedigree Dogs Ad Shot At 1000 FPS - Video (S686)
.........................Pepsi-Sumo Commercial (S685b)
.........................IronWorkz, A Rock Band - Video (S684)
.........................Huggies Commercial - Video (S683)
.........................Granny Stops Car Thieves - Video (S699)
.........................Fake Sprite Commercial From Germany - XX - Video (S706)
.........................Short Headlines And Ads
..............................Assailant Suffers Injuries From Fall (S753)
..............................Bruce Lee Lights Matches - Video (S756)
..............................Umbro - Banned Commercial - Sexy Soccer - Video (S734)
..............................Eclipse Commercial - Video (S720)
..............................Renault Clio Commercial (S718)
..............................Ronald Reagan's Chesterfield Ads (S715)

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Subj:     Beware of the Doghouse (S766d)
          Made by JC Penney on 9/20/2011
 Source1: https://www.youtube.com/embed/m4vI5_HwJFM
 Source2: https://www.youtube.com/embed/_6D6eP6EMj4

 These two commercials from JCPennys are a great reminder of
 what will happen if you get your wife, or girl friend, the
 wrong gift this year.
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Click 'HERE' to see the first,
very funny ad titled "Beware of the Doghouse."
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Click 'HERE' to see the second,
very cute ad titled "Return to the Doghouse." 
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Subj:     Swedish Self-Cleaning Toilet (S765d)
          From: Wimp.com
          on 9/11/2011 (in Bathroom-Supp)
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/wa1ymhVjyWs

 This 2007 commercial from the Swedish company CWS
 is funny, bizarre, and unique.  Click 'HERE' to
 see this great ad.

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Subj:     IKEA Mattress Commercial (S758d)
          From: tom on 7/21/2011
 Source: https://www.youtube.com/embed/RUNRJOhjAkM

 This cute, short, IKEA commercial that was NOT shown in
 the USA. Click 'HERE' to see this wordless ad.

Top
Subj:     Humo's Milkman Commercial (S758d)
          From: darrellvip
          on 7/20/2011 (in Mailman-Etc)
 Source: https://www.youtube.com/embed/5j5kzecv6CU

 This 2004 Belgian commercial directed by Vincent Bal for
 Humo magazine is resolutely unconventional.  The magazine
 is wildly independent and also provides bonuses for its
 readers.  Click 'HERE' to see this bizarre, cute, dirty
 commercial.

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Subj:     Dirt Devil - The Exorcist (S755d)
          From: darrellvip on 7/5/2011
 Source: https://www.youtube.com/embed/aGb8pMIeY6w

 This Dirt Devil commercial is scary, entertaining, very
 cute. Click 'HERE' to see this very well done commercial.

Top
Subj:     Pepsi Commercial - Now or Never! (S746d)
          From: Wimp.com on 5/4/2011
 Source: https://www.youtube.com/embed/MBw-Aps4rfg

 Click 'HERE' to see this cute, shocking Pepsi commercial.

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Subj:     Tidy Up - Three IKEA Ads (S741d)
          From: Funny Comercials
          on 3/26/2011 (in Dating3)
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/v/sh4Vk9SZYFA
 (Also see '3 Tidy Up Movies' in Dating3)

 Click 'HERE' to see these three cute, sexy IKEA commercials.

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Subj:     German Eye Glasses Ad (S741d)
          From: darrellvip on 3/23/2011
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/cYm425Hlgm4

 Like all good commercials from Europe, this German 1Hr Optiker
 eye glasses ad is short and sexy.  Click 'HERE' to see this
 funny, dirty, glasses video.

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Subj:     Bruce Lee Plays Ping Pong With Nunchucks 
          From: Wimp.com
          on 3/19/2011 (S740d in Phone-Supp)
 Source1: http://www.danwei.org/featured_video/
..........bruce_lee_plays_ping_pong_with.php
 Source2: http://www.wimp.com/bruceplaying/

 This ad for a Nokia N96 phone features a digitally inserted
 Bruce Lee playing ping pong with nunchucks.  Click 'HERE'
 to see this amazing ping pong match.

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Subj:     Cravendale Milk Ad - Cats With Thumbs
          From: Wimp.com on 3/14/2011 (S739d)
 Source: https://www.youtube.com/embed/LHTXkaWA5q8

 Why do cats stare when you're pouring milk?  Click on
 'HERE' to see this very cute, fifty-five second, milk ad.

Top
Subj:     Remote-Controlled Flying Shark And Clown Fish
          From: Wimp.com
          on 2/28/2011 (S738d)
 Source: https://www.youtube.com/embed/vRG4xfJcLF4

 Air Swimmers are light weight, fish shaped balloons filled
 with helium that can be flown indoors.  You have full
 control of them using individual remotes.  Click 'HERE'
 to see this wonderful invention selling for less than forty
 dollars.  You can read more about air swimmers at Source2.

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Subj:     VW Passat Super Bowl Commercial: The Force
          From: Wimp.com on 2/3/2011
          (S731d in StarTrek-Supp).....Photo from YouTube.com
 Source: http://www.wimp.com/minivader/

 This is a sneak peak of the VW Passat Super Bowl 2011
 ad.  The spot features a pint-sized Darth Vader who
 uses the Force when he discovers the all-new 2012
 Passat in the driveway.  It leverages humor and the
 unforgettable Star Wars score to create an emotional
 commercial.  Click 'HERE' to see this cute commercial.

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Subj:     Pine Sol Commercial (S732d)
          From: darrellvip on 1/17/2011
 Source: https://www.youtube.com/embed/GZmZJz3Ncmg

 "There's nothing more embarrassing than a dirty floor."
 Click 'HERE' to see this very funny, dirty, short Pine
 Sol commercial.

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Subj:     Wings Etc's Ad For Blazin' Balls
          From: LOLS Videos
          on 1/13/2010 (S731d in Food_Etc-Supp)
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/mWh_Fwee4Ao

 The Chickens and the Buffalo are singin' and dancin' about
 the New "Blazin' Balls" at Wings Etc.!  Click 'HERE' to
 listen to this cute, bizarre commercial.

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Subj:     Lucky Strike Fighter Pilot Commercial
          From: darrellvip
          on 1/6/2011 (S729d, S823)
 Source1: https://www.youtube.com/embed/zCK0VQKSfwc
 Source2: http://www.uboomerutv.com/view_video.php?
..........viewkey=966cc24fa8683a34afc6

 This very cute, old commercial shows the thrills
 of being a fighter pilot, and having Lucky Strike
 Cigarettes.  Click 'HERE' to see this great ad.

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Subj:     French Condom Ad (S727d in Condom)
          From: darrellvip on 12/20/2010
 Source: https://www.youtube.com/embed/QfBmjIeAZmM

 Only the French could get away with a condom adver-
 tisement like this.  A lonely bathroom graffiti
 penis has a much better time once he's wrapped up.
 Click 'HERE' to see this very cute, animated condom ad.

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Subj:     Mrs. Mac's Hot Car Wash Ad!!!!
          From: darrellvip
          on 12/9/2010 (S726d in Food-Supp)
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/-MNz3I6at9E

 Click 'HERE' to see this forty second, hot ad for
 Mrs. Mac's famous beef pies.

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Subj:     Batelco - Infinity (S726d, S848)
          By SpyFilms.com on 11/27/2010
 Source: https://www.youtube.com/embed/qvl7kG82EfI

 Batelco commercial directed by Alex and Steffen is breath-
 takingly amazing.  Click 'HERE' to see this wonderful video.

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Subj:     Monster.com "Doubletake" - Super Bowl Ad
          From: darrellvip
          on 10/27/2010 (S721d in Jobs1)
 Source: https://www.youtube.com/embed/aBKiHjgq2cA

 This thirty second "I Need a New Job" ad from Monster.com
 is cute.  Click 'HERE' to view it.

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Subj:     Dominoes' Techno Chicken (S721d)
          From: FunniestStuff.net
          on 11/5/2010 (in Birds-Chicken-Supp)
 Source: https://www.youtube.com/embed/OvZrhdy2UdY

 This is a fantastic ad spot for the Dominoes' Chicken Pizza.
 Click 'HERE' to see this very funny video.

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Subj:     Sprite Commercial - Girl On Beach
          From: FunniestStuff.net
          on 9/21/2010 (S716d)
 Source: https://www.youtube.com/embed/1gtmdSs91mo

 Click 'HERE' to see this cute, sexy, forty-six second,
 Sprite commercial.

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Subj:     Classified Ads (S292)
          From: Joke-Of-The-Day on 9/5/2002

 Classified sections of city newspapers.

 Tired of cleaning yourself. Let me do it.

 Vacation Special: have your home exterminated.

 Get rid of aunts. Zap does the job in 24 hours.

 Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates.
 Automatically burns toast.

 For Rent: 6 room hated apartment.

 Man, honest. Will take anything.

 Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first.

 Christmas tag sale.  Handmade gifts for the
 hard to find person.

 Wanted: Hair cutter. Excellent growth potential.

 Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.

 Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.

 Wanted. Widower with school age children requires person
 to assume general housekeeping duties.  Must be capable
 of contributing to growth of family.

 And now, the Superstore unequaled in size, unmatched in
 variety, unrivaled inconvenience.

 We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in
 your home for $1.00.

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Subj:     The Best Ford Commercial Ever (S714d)
          From: lubin100 on 9/22/2010
 Source: https://www.youtube.com/embed/YlHlMom8xwg

 My Hat is Off to Ford Motors.  Click 'HERE' to see
 the best Ford ad ever.

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Subj:     Knife Throwing Mistake - Hilarious Commercial
          From: FunniestStuff.net
          on 8/12/2010 (S713d in Bugs-Etc.)
 Source: https://www.youtube.com/embed/90luB9_lGhE

 Click 'HERE' to see this very cute, bug spray commercial.

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Subj:     Wash Your Balls!! Axe Commercial (S713d)
          From: RDobry on 9/12/2010 (in Balls)
 Source: https://www.youtube.com/embed/CtZKL74LgMg

 Click 'HERE' to see this very funny, cute commercial.

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Subj:     Honey, I'm Home! (S711d)
          From: darrellvip on 8/27/2010
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/p4Ym6BbXA1U

 This 46 second, funny ad for Norwegian Airlines has nudity,
 embarassment, and surprise in it.  Click 'HERE' to see it.

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Subj:     Mercedes SLS 360 Barrel Roll In Tunnel
          From: darrellvip on 8/5/2010 (S707b,d)
 Source: https://www.youtube.com/embed/zUdoXcDp_P0

 This is a slick computer-generated commercial of a 525hp
 V8 Mercedes SLS doing a full "barrel roll" around a tunnel.
 Click  'HERE' to see this very cool, well-done commercial.

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Subj:     Centraal Beheer Auto Insurance Ad (S705d)
          From: Jessibel Punzalan Gonzales
          on Facebook on 7/17/2010 (in Cars-Supp2)
 Source: https://www.youtube.com/embed/WAe4VEN6lBM

 This 52 second ad from Centraal Beheer was selected as today's
 finest ad on Piece de Pub du Jour on Facebook.  Centraal Beheer
 is an insurance company sited in Apeldoorn, The Netherlands.
 Click 'HERE' to see this very cute video.

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Subj:    Don't Go To The Doctor In June/July (S704b,d)
         From: darrellvip on 7/13/2010 (in Preg-Supp)
 Source: https://www.youtube.com/embed/M7BCqtdxsXg

 This ad, which ran in June and July of 2010, is very cute.
 Click 'HERE' to see this funny, EuroSport video from France.

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Subj:     A Cadillac Commercial In China
          From: tom on 6/16/2010 (S702b,d)
Photo from YouTube.com
 Source: https://www.youtube.com/embed/2eEoykT4JBo

 On May 9, 2009, thousands of spectators gathered at Shanghai's
 Formula 1 Circuit to watch a team of professional stunt drivers
 perform daring maneuvers with Cadillacs in celebration of the
 car's introduction to China.  Click 'HERE' to see this very
 impressive show in China.

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Subj:     Labatt Blue Lip Gloss Commercial (S701d)
          From: YouTube.com on 6/23/2010
          (in Gay-Supp)...............Photo from YouTube.com
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/8VdquHSJt3Q

 This thirty second Labatt Blue Beer commercial is funny and
 sexually hot.  Click 'HERE' to learn a new way to apply lip gloss.

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Subj:     Celebrity "Star Wars" World Cup Adidas Commercial
          From: Wimp.com
          on 6/5/2010 (S699d, S805)
 Source: http://www.wimp.com/worldcup/

 Adidas Originals invites you to join David Beckham, Daft
 Punk, Snoop Dogg, Franz Beckenbauer, Noel Gallagher, Ian
 Brown, Ciara, Jay Baruchel, DJ Neil Armstrong and some
 of your dear, old Star Wars friends for an intergalactic
 2010 FIFA World Cup ad. Click 'HERE' to see this wonderful
 commercial.

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Subj:     Stop Motion: PEN Giant (S697d)
          From: Wimp.com on 5/23/2010
 Source1: https://www.youtube.com/embed/2UQb_KXoLmY
 Source2: http://www.wimp.com/pengiant/

 One year after The PEN Story we present our second
 stop motion project: 355 pictures have been taken,
 printed in billboard size and shot again.  The video
 was produced with the Olympus PEN itself.  No tricks
 or computer animation at all.  Click 'HERE' to see
 this cute, worm ad.

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Subj:     Bank Robbery Gone Wrong! (S691b,d)
          From: darrellvip on 4/9/10 (in Banking-supp2)
Photo from YouTube.com

 The background sounds of a director calling out instructions
 through a megaphone give away that this clip isn't quite on
 the level, but rather was part of a 2007 commercial shoot,
 captured by an observer sited at a distinctly different angle
 than the main cameras and lacking post-production effects
 (such as the sounds of police radio chatter and helicopters).
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Source: https://www.youtube.com/embed/Dos1bm_tU_k
Source: http://www.snopes.com/photos/
........advertisements/bankrobbery.asp
 Photo from YouTube.com
 Click 'HERE' to see the original, bank robbery video.
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 The finished version reveals it to be an advertisement for
 the 2008 Chevy Malibu, featuring the tag line... "soon there
 will be a car you can't ignore."
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Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvMN4VNbJUE
Source: https://www.youtube.com/embed/OL946vRUDJg
Photo from YouTube.com
 Click 'HERE' to see the Chevy Malibu commercial that
 was shown on TV.

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Subj:     ADG Alarm Company (S687d)
          From: lubin100 on 3/15/2010
 Source: https://www.youtube.com/embed/5Y7I5h51rrE

 This is a spoof of an ADT Alarm commercial.  It is
 quite cute.  Click 'HERE' to see this fake commercial.

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Subj:     Whoopi's "1 In 3 Pee Like Me" (S686d)
          From: RDobry on 3/9/2010
 Source: https://www.youtube.com/embed/BS1Wr_zTPWU

 In these eight videos, Whoopi Goldberg plays Mona Lisa,
 Lady Liberty, Cleopatra, Eve, Joan of Arc, Lady Godiva,
 Helen of Troy, and the Princess and the Pea.  This
 commercial for 1 in 3 Like Me is funny and well done.
 Click 'HERE' to see Whoopi as the Mona Lisa.

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Subj:     Pedigree Dogs Ad Shot At 1000 FPS (S686d)
          From: Wimp.com
          on 2/18/2010 (in Dogs-Supp)
 Source: https://www.youtube.com/embed/mUCRZzhbHH0

 It's dogs in slow-mo catching treats.  What could be better.
 Click 'HERE' to see this wonderful video.

Top
Subj:     Pepsi-Sumo Commercial (S685b,d)
          From: LABLaughsClean on 2/9/2010
Photo from YouTube.com
 Source: https://www.youtube.com/embed/_nuNSTo-fH8

 Pepsi team has a football match against a sumo team for
 a cooler of Pepsi. Click 'HERE' to see this 2002 commercial.

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Subj:     IronWorkz, A Rock Band (S684d)
          From: tom on 2/19/2010
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/Ca3FTVWyDUw

 This commercial for red meat with iron is very cute.
 Click 'HERE' to see this video of good advice for
 old folks.

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Subj:     Huggies Commercial (S683d in Kids5)
          From: LABLaughsClean on 2/17/2010
 Source: https://www.youtube.com/embed/bO43c4qMR88

 Click 'HERE' to see this wonderful Huggies commercial about
 a hard day.

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Subj:     Granny Stops Car Thieves (S699d)
          From: tom on 6/4/2010 (in Cars2)
 At: https://www.youtube.com/embed/Q1wrCR_Gq0g

 This British ad for free eye tests at St. Johns Eye
 Care Center is a very cute video.  Click 'HERE'
 to see this great ad.

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Subj:     Fake Sprite Commercial From Germany - XX
          From: sfo_pilot on 7/28/2010 (S706d)
 Source: https://www.youtube.com/embed/mzIwAoesneY

 This thirty-two second, fake Sprite commercial from Germany
 is porn. Don't watch it if porn offends you.  Click 'HERE'
 to see this dirty video.

 The Coke company has said they did NOT make this commercial.
 You can see the news media's reaction to this fake ad at
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFi1zlctlYI


Subj:     Short Headlines And Ads

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Subj:     Assailant Suffers Injuries From Fall (S753)
          From: rfslick on 6/18/2011
Drawing from www.artzooks.com
 Click 'HERE' to read this cute newspaper article about a
 robber who gets injured.
 

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Subj:     Bruce Lee Lights Matches (S756d)
          From: Wimp.com on 7/10/2011
 Source1: https://www.youtube.com/embed/0PLBXAcKyDw
 Source2: http://www.wimp.com/lightsmatches/
 This guy is amazing, but he isn't a Bruce Lee!!!!  This
 video was a 2009 Chinese commercial for Nokia N96!!
 Click 'HERE' to see an amazing demo of the use of nunchucks.
 

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Subj:     Umbro - Banned Commercial - Sexy Soccer
          From: darrellvip
          on 12/13/2010 (S734d in Other_Sports-Supp)
 Source: https://www.youtube.com/embed/W5hNfbOgpyM
 An old Umbro advertisement, banned for several suggestive
 sex acts.  Click 'HERE' to see this cute, dirty, short commercial.
 

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Subj:     Eclipse Commercial (S720d)
          From: FunniestStuff.net on 11/2/2010
 Source: https://www.youtube.com/embed/e1qEu1cnyRI
 This 30 second Eclipse commercial is very cute.  Click
 'HERE' to see it.
 

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Subj:     Renault Clio Commercial (S718d)
          From: FunniestStuff.net on 10/19/2010
 Source: https://www.youtube.com/embed/sIJKxvUmh-M
 A man on a Vespa scooter needs a car to pickup ladies.
 This 43 second, Clio commercial is very cute and hot.
 Click 'HERE' to see it.
 

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Subj:     Ronald Reagan's Chesterfield Ads (S715) 
          From: tom on 9/30/2010
 Source: http://whitehouse.georgewbush.
.........org/kids/reagan-chesterfield.asp
 Click 'HERE' to see these two, awesome, old cigarette ads.
 

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