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Subj:  Newspaper Headlines And Ads Supp2
            (Includes 30 jokes and articles, 20 1079,27,cf,wXT6a,27)

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Includes the following:  3D Posters On Vending Machines (S873)
.........................Shaolin Kungfu Pepsi Ad (S1079)
.........................BEST Super Bowl XLVII (2013) Ads (S875)
.........................GEICO's Family Ad (S948)
.........................The Stanley Steemer Variations - Video (S942)
.........................Extra Gum Commercial (S870)
.........................Rust-Oleum NeverWet - Video (S867)
.........................Three Mountain Dew Ads w/Felicia The Goat - 4 Videos (S859)
.........................Dancing With Baby Me - Evian Ad - Video (S850)
.........................The Athlete Machine - Red Bull Kluge - Video (S832)
.........................Denny's Bacon Makes It Better! - Video (S848)
.........................Grey Poupon "The Lost Footage" - Video (S842)
.........................Cow-Gate Baby Supergroup Commercial - Video (S826)
.........................Personal Ads (S62)
.........................Unlock the 007 in you. You have 70 seconds! - Video (S824)
.........................HP Printer - Evian Babies - Brand New Key - Video (S819)
.........................4 Clever International Commercials - Videos (S789)
.........................TNT Ad - Push To Add Drama - Video (S818)
.........................Diet Pepsi Max 2011 Super Bowl Commercial (S788)
.........................Diet Pepsi Max "I'm Good" Commercial (S788)
.........................Coke Light Commercial (S786)
.........................Don't Have a Grandson with a Dog Collar - Video (S784)
.........................LG Kompressor Plus Vacuum Commercial - Video (S782)
.........................Contrex Water Bottle Ad - Video (S770)
.........................Foster's Beer Commercial - Kidnapped Wife - Video (S786)
.........................Classic Headlines (S177, S385b)
.........................Actual News Headlines (S37)
.........................Short Headlines And Ads
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Subj:     3D Posters On Vending Machines (S873d)
          From: AFine963 on 9/28/201
Drawing from 123rf.com...
 Source: http://www.jokefest.net/Article.php?ID=420851&
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Subj:     Shaolin Kungfu Pepsi Ad 
          From: Bill Lee (d-On Site)
..........on 9/19/2017 (S1079)
 Source: www.youtube.com/
.........embed/h0l8wzv-4Gs

 Click 'HERE' to see this cute, silly Pepsi Ad.

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Subj:     BEST Super Bowl XLVII (2013) Ads (S875d)
          From: EverySuperBowlAd on 10/15/2013
Photo from YouTube.com
 Source: (Removed from YouTube, play my copy below)

 The ten best super bowl commercials of 2013 in one video
 including Doritos - Goat4Sale, NFL Network - Leon Sandcastle
 (feat. Deon Sanders), Kia Sorento - Space Babies, Taco Bell -
 Viva Young, Budweiser - Clydesdales "Brotherhood", Tide -
 Miracle Stain, Volkswagen - Get In. Get Happy, Samsung Mobile
 - El Plato Supreme, Hyundai Santa Fe - Team, Dodge Ram - Farmer.

 Click 'HERE' to see these ten great commercials.
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Subj:     GEICO's Family Ad (S948d)
          Made by GEICO Insurance
          From: I Love My Dog on Facebook
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/pvcj9xptNOQ

 You can't skip this GEICO ad, because it's already over,
 but the dog is just getting started.  The LOOK on their
 FACES is absolutely hilarious!  Click on the above source,
 or 'HERE' for my copy, to see this very funny ad.
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Subj:     The Stanley Steemer Variations (S942d)
          Created by Mia Gentile
          From: Gary Wing Wing on Facebook
 Source1: http://www.youtube.com/embed/-4pBMOemTZ0
 Source2: https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10152872933688819

 Mia Gentile created this brilliant version of the Stanley
 Steemer jingle in her beadroom.  Click on either source, or
 'HERE' for my copy, to see this excellent, homemade video.
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Subj:     Extra Gum Commercial (S870d)
          From: Wimp.com on 1/26/2012
Photo from YouTube.com...
 Source1: http://www.youtube.com/embed/dxZu-6jewL4
 Source2: http://www.wimp.com/gumcry/
 Source3: http://www.extragum.com/

 Can a gum commercial make you cry?  Watch this Extra gum
 commercial and find out.  Click on any of the above sources,
 or 'HERE' for my copy, to see Extra's first commercial.

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Subj:    Rust-Oleum NeverWet (S867d)
         From: AFine963 on 8/20/2013
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch_
.........popup?v=DZrjXSsfxMQ&vq=large
Photo from HomeDepot.com

 Rust-Oleum NeverWet is a new superhydrophobic spray that
 makes everyday materials incredibly moisture- and stain-
 resistant.  NeverWet contains nano-particles that create
 a coating on which water beads in near perfect spheres,
 causing it to glide off the surface with almost no friction.
 The coating can be applied to a variety of materials,
 including metal, wood, fabric, leather, and cardboard.  It
 can even be used to waterproof an iPhone.

 Click on the above source, or 'HERE' for my copy, to watch
 this amazing 'Product Demonstration.'
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Subj:     Three Mountain Dew Ads
.............With Felicia The Goat (S859d)
Photo from ADLand.tv...
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Subj:   Goat Driving with Mountain Dew
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Source: (Removed by the user)
Photo from YouTube.com
.In the first 'Felicia the goat' ad, the police pull over
 Felicia for driving after drinking too much Mountain Dew.
 Click 'HERE' to view this cute, silly commercial.
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Subj:   Felicia Goes Crazy For Mountain Dew
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Source: (Removed by the user)
Photo from Club937.com
.In the second 'Felicia the goat' ad, Felicia, goes crazy
 in a restaurunt for Mountain Dew.  Click 'HERE' to view
 this bizarre commercial.

 Tyler the Creator is not only producing the this Mountain
 Dew Ad, he is also playing the voice of a talking goat in
 this uncanny ad.  The Ad features a couple having a casual
 dinner and from there it gets hysterical.  Tyler the Creator
 showed a new side of his creative genius with this one.
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Subj:   The Goat Appears In A Police Lineup
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Source: (Removed by the user)
Photo from YouTube.com
.The third 'Felicia the goat' ad is a banned racist Mtn Dew
 Commercial.  The goat appears as a gangbanger who threatens
 the waitress from Commercial #2.  It was directed by Tyler the
 Creator and his friends appear in the lineup.  Click on the
 'HERE' to see this commercial that was designed to appear to
 a younger, hip audience.
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Subj:   ABC News - Mountain Dew 'Racist' Ad
Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch_
........http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=Yb19CurlgWk?vq=large
Photo from YouTube.com
.Pepsi has pulled a recent online Mountain Dew ad critics
 called the 'Most Racist Commercial Ever.' 'It portrays
 racial stereotypes and advocated abusing women.'  Click
 on the source, or 'HERE' for my copy, to view this
 critique of Pepsi's third 'Felicia the Goat' commercial.
 Pepsie asked Tyler the Creator to make an ad that appealed
 to the hip hop generation.  He did what he was paid to do.
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Subj:     Dancing With Baby Me - Evian Ad (S850d)
          From: Wimp.com on 4/23/2013
 Source1: http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=pfxB5ut-KTs?vq=large
 Source2: http://www.wimp.com/thebabies/

 In this fun Evian Live Ad, people get to dance with
 themselves as babies. Music: Here comes the Hotstepper
 remix by Yuksek.  Click on either source, or 'HERE'
 for my copy, to see this fun, lovely commercial.

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Subj:     The Athlete Machine - Red Bull Kluge
          From: gaylevallejo on 12/15/12 (S832d)
Photo from YouTube.com
 Source1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0jmSsQ5ptw
 Source2: http://www.redbullusa.com/kluge

 Derived from the German adjective Klug (meaning "clever"),
 Red Bull Kluge combines complex machinery patched together
 with the energy and prowess of eleven world-class athletes,
 to see what happens when physics gets physical.

 You can get the behind the scenes footage and find out how
 it was done at http://youtu.be/OvvX34q0QMk

 Watch the Spiral Drift at http://youtu.be/_u76kWWo6GM

 The eleven world-class athletes were Sean MacCormac (Skydiver),
 Joey Brezinski (Skateboarder), Rickie Fowler (Golfer), Danny
 MacAskill (Trials Biker), Ryan Sheckler (Skateboarder), Drew
 Bezanson (BMX Rider), Bryce Menzies (Off-Road Truck Racer),
 Rhys Millen (Drifter), Robbie Maddison (Freestyle Motocross
 Rider), Lolo Jones (Hurdler), Pat Moore (Snowboarder).

 Click on either source, or 'HERE' for my copy, to see this
 great Red Bull video.
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Subj:     Denny's Bacon Makes It Better!
          From: CheezBurger.com
          on 4/10/2013 (S848d)
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/I8C6H0wGE0M

 This Denny's Bacon Makes It Better commercial is fabulous.
 In it Rhett and Link, the Bacon Diva, and Bacon Bot, will
 sing away all your troubles with bacon.

 Click on the above source, or 'HERE' for my copy, to see
 this well done, hip commercial.
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Subj:     Grey Poupon "The Lost Footage" (S842d)
          From: From: Mel's Video of the Day on 2/27/2013
Photo from YouTube.com
 Source1: http://www.youtube.com/embed/AG_DY8xaCB8
 Source2: http://www.coolestone.com/media/
..........5421/Grey-Poupon---The-Lost-Footage/

 Discover what really happened after one fine gentleman
 passed another fine gentleman a jar of GREY POUPON.
 Recently discovered under mysterious circumstances, this
 "lost footage" uncovers all of the suspense, greed,
 revenge and savory pork loin that was meant for the
 original commercial.

 Click on either source, or 'HERE' for my copy, to see this
 action packed commercial.  It is witty and cute.
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Subj:     Cow-Gate Baby Supergroup Commercial (S826d)
          From: Mel's Video of the Day on 11/9/2012
Photo from YouTube.com...
 Source1: http://www.youtube.com/embed/Uq0I8mUFO2Q
 Source2: http://www.coolestone.com/media/4841/Baby-Supergroup/

 Cow-Gate, a UK company, came up with one of the most
 clever and entertaining videos about a group of young
 kids that appear to have broken into a recording studio
 but as the video progress we see that these kids are
 quite capable of making some really good music... or
 at least it appears that way in the video!  Click on
 either source, or 'HERE' for my copy, to see this
 cute commercial.

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Subj:     Personal Ads (S62)
          From: Ossama's Laugh on 5/8/98

Actual personal ads from actual newspapers across America.

Women Seeking Men
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 I like driving around with my two cats, especially on the
 freeway. I make them wear little hats so that I can use the
 carpool lane. Way too much time on your hands too?  Call me.
 SWF, 42, 5'10", brown/blue.

 SWF, 27, obnoxious, silly, pierced, tattooed, insane,
 hormonally unbalanced, Rollerblading, sushi-eating, cartoon-
 watching redhead from Hell, seeks Vlad. My neck is all yours.
 BITE ME.

 Don't call me if you are uneducated; unemployed; unhealthy
 smoker; felon; under 30 years old, 5'10"; over 40 years old,
 6'8", 230 pounds; like cats, channel surfing; make less than
 $30,000 annually; or have body parts pierced. Others feel free.
 

Men Seeking Women
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 Fat, flatulent, over-40, cigar-smoking redneck seeks sexy
 woman with big hair to cook, clean and pick up unemployment
 checks.

 Desperate lonely loser, SWM, 32, miserable, apathetic, tired
 of watching TV and my roommate's hair fall out.  Seeks
 depressed, unattractive SWF, 25-32, no sense of humor, for
 long talks about the macabre.

 Handsome DWM, 40, seeks loving, romantic S/DWF with round,
 bulging bubble butt and pretty face with monogamous intentions,
 28-40.

 Thick glasses, HP calculator, SAT 99th percentile, knows pi
 to 16 digits.  Great job, big house, pool. SWM, 33, 6'0",
 144 lbs.  Better looking than Bill Gates.

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Subj:     Unlock the 007 in you. You have 70 seconds! (S824d)
          From: Wimp.com on 10/21/2012
Photo from YouTube.com
 Source1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDiZOnzajNU
 Source2: http://www.wimp.com/machineunlocks/

 Coke Zero challenged unsuspecting train passengers
 to unlock the 007 in them for their chance to win
 exclusive tickets for the new James Bond movie SKYFALL.
 However, the exclusive tickets weren't free. People
 had to go the extra mile and unlock their inner 007
 in less than 70 seconds to win.  Click on either
 source, or 'HERE' for my copy, to see this cute
 commercial for Coke Zero, and the movie Skyfall.
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Subj:     HP Printer - Evian Babies - Brand New Key 
          From: kgilmour2000 on 9/19/2012 (S819d)
Photo from YouTube.com...
 Source1: http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?
..........feature=player_embedded?v=341rybZ42vA
 Source2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5s1QNfXGn4
 Source3: http://www.jokelibrary.net/yNonJokes/b_to_t/head-evian.html
 Source4: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brand_New_Key
 (See 'Evian's Roller-Skating Babies Ad' in Headlines-Ads)

 This video is a mix of two commercials, 2010 HP ePrint
 "Happy Baby" Commercial Spot and 1996 Evian's Roller-
 Skating Babies Ad.  The video's music "Brand New Key"
 was written by folk singer Melanie for the album Gather
 in 1971.  It is a perfect match for this mix of videos
 with lyrics including 'I got a brand new pair of roller
 skates.'

 Click on Source1, or 'HERE' for my copy, to see this
 wonderful mix of commercials.

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Subj:     4 Clever International Commercials (S789d)
          From: virv on 2/25/2012
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/UjVAYdkHVVc

 This video contains four clever International Commercials:
 Veet, Kiwi Bacon, Wiener Stadtische Insurance, Nissan U.K.
 Click on the above source, or 'HERE' for my copy, to see
 these four, very funny commercials.
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Subj:     TNT Ad - Push To Add Drama (S818d)
          From: virv
          on 9/16/2012
 Source: http://youtube.googleapis.com/
.........v/316AzLYfAzw?autoplay=1?rel=0

 To launch the high quality TV channel TNT in Belgium we
 placed a big red push button on an average Flemish square
of an average Flemish town.  A sign with
the text "Push to add drama" invited
people to use the button.  And then we
 waited...  Click on the above source, or 'HERE' for my
 copy, to add drama to your life.

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Subj:     Diet Pepsi Max 2011
.............Super Bowl Commercial (S788d)
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/eX7oYAygWOQ

 A guy tries to eat junk food, but his girlfriend keeps
 catching him.  The he drinks Pepsi Max and she drinks
 with him because it's diet.  Click on the source,
 or 'HERE' for my copy, to see this Super Bowl XLV ad.

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Subj:     Diet Pepsi Max "I'm Good" Commercial (S788d)
          From: tom on 2/18/2012
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/87MikaoLFLA

 This thirty-three second commercial about men taking
 anything except a diet drink is very cute.  Click
 on the above source, or 'HERE' for my copy, to see
 this Diet Pepsi Max ad.
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Subj:     Coke Light Commercial (S786d)
          From: tom on 2/6/2012
 Source1: http://www.youtube.com/embed/-EV-agX8H-g
 Source2: http://www.youtube.com/embed/pc2x7omMXSQ

 In this "Coke Light - Have A Great Break!" commercial,
 a woman trying to seduce a gorgeous man on the beach.
 Click on either source, or 'HERE' for my copy, to see
 this funny, cute, sexy video.

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Subj:     Don't Have a Grandson with a Dog Collar
          From: Judith Bodolla Tata
          on Facebook on 1/23/2012
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/U9XUHi_LinQ

 See what happens when you make bad decisions.  Click
 on the above source, or 'HERE' for my copy, to see
 this great DIRECTV Commercial first aired in 2012.
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Subj:     LG Kompressor Plus Vacuum Commercial
          From: virv on 1/5/2012 (S782d)
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/spCMhlJxB5c

 Click on the above source, or 'HERE' for my copy,
 to see this cute, silly vacuum commercial.

 If you get audio but no image on my copy, press
 the refresh button.

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Subj:     Contrex Water Bottle Ad (S770d)
          From: Jackie Berg
          on Facebook on 10/12/2011
 Source1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGJSEEx2pXc
 Source2: http://www.youtube.com/embed/CqAEYWi7RIQ

 This ad for Contrex bottled water proves that burning
 2000 calories and slimming down doesn't have to be boring.
 Click on Source1, or 'HERE' for my copy, to watch these
 ladies generate electricity for a male stripper light
 show on the side of a building.
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Subj:     Foster's Beer Commercial - Kidnapped Wife
          From: hilary.miller05 on 2/1/2012 (S786d)
Photo from YouTube.com...
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiosbjP3US4

 Click on the above source, or 'HERE' for my copy, to see
 this silly 1999 British commercial from Foster's.

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Subj:     Classic Headlines (S177, S385b)
          From: humorlist-digest V2 #15 on 98-01-16
      and From: janeenmarie on 6/11/2004

 These are REAL Headlines with double meanings that have
 appeared in newspapers from around the world.

 Include Your Children when Baking Cookies
 Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
 Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
 Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
 Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
 Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
 Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
 Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
 Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
 Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
 British Left Waffles on Faulkland Islands
 Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms
 Eye Drops Off Shelf
 Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
 Clinton Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
 Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Axe
 Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
 Miners Refuse to Work after Death
 Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
 Stolen Painting Found by Tree
 Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years in Checkout Counter
 Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Times in 10 Years
 Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One
 War Dims Hope for Peace
 If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
 Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
 Deer Kill 17,000
 Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
 Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
 Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
 Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
 New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
 Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
 Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
 Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
 Arson Suspect Held in Massachusetts Fire
 Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood
 Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
 New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
 Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

From: smiles@bapp.com (HAND! #1235) on 6/21/00
 March Planned For Next August
 Blind Bishop Appointed To See
 Lingerie Shipment Hijacked - Thief Gives Police The Slip
 L.A. Voters Approve Urban Renewal By Landslide
 Patient At Death's Door - Doctors Pull Him Through
 Diaper Market Bottoms Out
 Stadium Air Conditioning Fails - Fans Protest
 Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped
 Antique Stripper to Display Wares at Store
 Fund Set Up for Beating Victim's Kin
 Autos Killing 110 a Day - Let's Resolve to Do Better
 Blind Woman Gets New Kidney from Dad She Hasn't Seen in Years
 Flaming Toilet Seat Causes Evacuation at High School
 Defendants Speech Ends in Long Sentence
 Stiff Opposition Expected to Casketless Funeral Plan
 Collegians are Turning to Vegetables
 Quarter of a Million Chinese Live on Water
 Farmer Bill Dies in House
 Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
 Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing
 Prosecutor Releases Probe into Undersheriff
 Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni
 Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training

From: janeenmarie on 6/11/2004
 Crack Found on Governor's Daughter
 

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Subj:     Actual News Headlines (S37)
          From: Bawdy.Net Collage #201 on 97-10-09

 Picture yourself opening the newspaper and seeing these:

 GATORS TO FACE SEMINOLES WITH PETERS OUT
 The Tallahassee Bugle

 MESSIAH CLIMAXES IN CHORUS OF HALLELUJAHS
 The Anchorage Alaska Times

 GOVERNOR'S PENIS BUSY
 The New Haven Connecticut Register

 THANKS TO PRESIDENT CLINTON, STAFF SGT. FRUER NOW HAS A SON
 The Arkansas Plainsman

 CLINTON PLACES DICKEY IN GORE'S HANDS
 Bangor Maine News

 STARR AGHAST AT FIRST LADY SEX POSITION
 The Washington Times

 CLINTON STIFF ON WITHDRAWAL
 The Bosnia Bugle

 LONG ISLAND STIFFENS FOR LILI'S BLOW
 Newsday

 ORGAN FESTIVAL ENDS IN SMASHING CLIMAX
 San Antonio Rose

 PETROLEUM JELLY KEEPS IDLE TOOLS RUST-FREE
 Chicago Daily News

 TEXTRON INC. MAKES OFFER TO SCREW COMPANY STOCKHOLDERS The
 Miami Herald

 MARRIED PRIESTS IN CATHOLIC CHURCH A LONG TIME COMING
 The New Haven Connecticut Register

 GOVERNOR CHILES OFFERS RARE OPPORTUNITY TO GOOSE HUNTERS
 The Tallahassee Democrat

 WOULD SHE CLIMB TO THE TOP OF MR. EVEREST AGAIN? ABSOLUTELY!
 The Houston Chronicle
 

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