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Also see KIDS3 file - 'If
You Love Something'
BODY PARTS - 'Boy Cries Over Freckles'
CATHOLIC file- 'Mother Teresa's Favorites'
CHRISTMAS4 - 'Buying The Christmas Tree'
COMPUTERS3 - 'Remember When...'
COMPUTER-SUPP- 'Why You Forward Jokes'
LOVE-SUPP - 'Flower Garden' - SWF
......................- 'Post-It Note Love Story' - Video
......................- 'Poem On Love And Friendship'
OTHER-ANIMALS- 'The Good Morning Squirrel'
SCHOOL2 - 'A Good Friend'
SCHOOL3 file - 'The Sister's "List Of Names" Assignment'
THANKSGIVING - 'A Thanksgiving Thought'
......................- 'I Am Thankful For...'
THOUGHTS-KIDS- 'Daddy, May I Please Borrow $50?'
......................- 'Ice Cream-Good For The Soul' in NonJokes
THOUGHTSLRND1- 'Promise Yourself'
THO-TIME-SUPP- 'I Can't Believe We Made It' - Video
Waiter file - 'The Little Boy And The Bowl Of Ice Cream'
Subj: Happy Kids In Africa (S955d)
Made by BC Serna
Music by Pharrell Williams
From: Jennifer Kelly on Facebook
.......Click 'HERE' to experience a whole new meaning to
....................the song, "Cant nothing bring me down."
Subj: Friends II (S373b)
From: RFSlick on 3/16/2004
Me And You Are Friends ..
You Fight, I Fight ....
You Hurt, I Hurt ..
You Cry, I Cry .
You Jump Off A Bridge ...
I'm Gonna Miss Your Dumb Ass
Subj: Peanuts Comic Strip (S835)
By Charles M. Schulz on 1/7/2013
Subj: Thoughts Of Eleanor Roosevelt (S158)
From: RFSlickon on 02/08/2000
Many people will walk in and
out of your life, but only
true friends will leave footprints in your heart.
To handle yourself, use your
To handle others, use your heart.
Anger is only one letter short of danger.
If someone betrays you once,
it is his fault;
If he betrays you twice, it is your fault.
Great minds discuss ideas;
Average minds discuss events;
Small minds discuss people.
He who loses money, loses much;
He, who loses a friend, loses much more;
He, who loses faith, loses all.
Beautiful young people are accidents
But beautiful old people are works of art.
Learn from the mistakes of others.
You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.
Friends, you and me....
You brought another friend....
And then there were 3....
We started our group....
Our circle of friends....
And like that circle....
There is no beginning or end....
Yesterday is history.
Tomorrow is mystery.
Today is a gift.
That's why it's called the present.
From: LABLaughs@LABLaughs.com on 3/3/2002
What one has to do, usually can be done.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt
From: Imogenelumen on 1/27/2004 (S366)
I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered.
But I was not pleased to read the description in the
catalogue: "No good in a bed, but fine up against a wall".
-- Eleanor Roosevelt
Subj: Secret Handshake with Justin Bieber (S984d)
From: The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
.......Click 'HERE' to watch Jimmy Fallon and Justin Bieber
.......greet each other with their elaborate secret handshake
Subj: Seven Wonders Of The World (S253, S645b)
From: RFSlick on 11/29/2001
(Also see 'Seven Wonders Of The World II' in Thoughts-Warm-Supp)
A group of Geography students
were asked to list what they
considered to be the Seven Wonders of the World. Though
there was some disagreement, the following got the most
1. Egypt's Great Pyramids
2. Taj Mahal
3. Grand Canyon
4. Panama Canal
5. Empire State Building
6. St. Peter's Basilica
7. China's Great Wall
While gathering the votes, the
teacher noticed one student,
a quiet girl, hadn't turned in her paper. So she asked
the girl if she was having trouble with her list. The
quiet girl replied, "Yes, a little. I couldn't quite make
up my mind because there were so many." The teacher said,
"Well, tell us what you have, and maybe we can help."
The girl hesitated, then read,
"I think the Seven Wonders
of the World are:
1. to touch
2. to taste
3. to see
4. to hear
5. to run
6. to laugh
7. and to love
Sometimes we forget what really
matters. May you be
reminded today of those things which are truly wondrous.
Subj: Email Friend (S475b)
From: LABLaughsClean on 2/16/2006
Source: (Removed from lablaughs.com)
Subj: Quotations On Friendship (S161)
From: RFSlick on 12/19/1999
"If you live to be a hundred,
I want to live to be a
hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without
you." -- Winnie the Pooh
"True friendship is like sound
health; the value of it is
seldom known until it be lost." - Charles Caleb Colton
"A real friend is one who walks
in when the rest of the
world walks out."
"Don't walk in front of me, I
may not follow.
Don't walk behind me, I may not lead.
Walk beside me and be my friend." - Albert Camus.
"Strangers are just friends waiting to happen."
"Friends are the Bacon Bits in the Salad Bowl of Life."
"Friendship is one mind in two bodies."- Mencius
"Friends are God's way of taking care of us."
"If you should die before me,
ask if you could bring
a friend." -- Stone Temple Pilots
"I'll lean on you and you lean
on me and we'll be okay."
- Dave Matthews Band
"If all my friends were to jump
off a bridge, I wouldn't
jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them"
"Everyone hears what you say.
Friends listen to what you
say. Best friends listen to what you don't say."
"We all take different paths
in life, but no matter where
we go, we take a little of each other everywhere"
-- Tim McGraw
From: octagon999 on 10/5/00
"My father always used to say
that when you die, if you've
got five real friends, then you've had a great life."
-- Lee Iacocca
"Hold a true friend with both your hands." - Nigerian Proverb
"A friend is someone who knows
the song in your heart and
can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words."
Subj: Quote From "The Tao of Pooh" (S988)
Book written by Benjamin Hoff
From: Jenny Yandell on Facebook on 12/17/2015
"Say, Pooh, why aren't you busy?" I said.
"Because it's a nice day," said Pooh.
"Why ruin it?" he said.
"But you could be doing something Important," I said.
"I am," said Pooh.
"Oh? Doing what?"
"Listening," he said.
"Listening to what?"
"To the birds. And that squirrel over there."
"What are they saying?" I asked.
"That it's a nice day," said Pooh.
"But you know that already," I said.
"Yes, but it's always good to
somebody else thinks so, too," he replied.
- The Tao of Pooh, Benjamin Hoff
Subj: A Friend (S153)
From: gheckman on 12/19/1999
A Friend should be Radical, Fanatical,
and Most of All,
A Friend should be Radical;
They should love you when you're unlovable,
Hug you when you're unhuggable,
And bear you when you're unbearable.
A Friend should be Fanatical;
They should cheer when the whole world boos,
Dance when you get good news,
And cry when you cry too.
But most of all, a Friend should
They should multiply the joy,
Divide the sorrow,
Subtract the past, And add to tomorrow,
Calculate the need deep in your heart,
And always be bigger than the sum of all their parts.
Subj: Natural Highs (S131A, S586)
From: TA989287 on 7/29/99
and From: LABLaughsClean on 3/11/2008
These are nice.... Natural Highs
Falling in love.
Laughing so hard your face hurts.
A hot shower.
No lines at the Super Walmart.
A special glance.
Taking a drive on a pretty road.
Hearing your favorite song on the radio.
Lying in bed listening to the rain outside.
Hot towels out of the dryer.
Walking out of your last final.
Finding the item you want is on sale for half-price.
A long distance phone call.
Getting invited to a dance.
A bubble bath.
A good conversation.
A care package.
Finding a $20 bill in your coat from last winter.
Laughing at yourself.
Midnight phone calls that last for hours.
Running through sprinklers.
Laughing for absolutely no reason at all.
Having someone tell you that you're beautiful.
Laughing at an inside joke.
Falling in love for the first time.
Accidentally overhearing someone say
something nice about you.
Waking up and realizing you still have
a few hours left to sleep.
Your first kiss.
Being part of a team.
Making new friends or spending time with old ones.
Playing with a new puppy.
Late night talks with your roommate
that keep you from sleeping.
Having someone play with your hair.
Road trips with friends.
Swinging on swings.
Watching a good movie cuddled up
on a couch with someone you love.
Wrapping presents under the Christmas tree while
eating cookies and drinking eggnog.
Song lyrics printed inside your new CD so you can
sing along without feeling stupid.
Going to a really good concert.
Getting butterflies in your stomach
every time you see that one person.
Making eye contact with a cute stranger.
Winning a really competitive game.
Making chocolate chip cookies!
Having your friends send you homemade cookies!
Spending time with close friends!
Running through the fountains with your friends.
Riding a bike downhill.
The feeling after running a few miles-an accomplishment!
The feeling you get the first time you step on stage.
Seeing smiles and hearing laughter from your friends.
Holding hands with someone you care about.
Running into an old friend and realizing
that some things (good or bad) never change.
Discovering that love is unconditional and stronger than time.
Riding the best roller coasters over and over.
Hugging the person you love.
Watching the expression someone's face as they
open a much-desired present from you.
Kisses on your forehead from the first and
only person you have ever loved.
Watching the sunrise.
Getting out of bed every morning and
thanking God for another beautiful day.
Subj: The GIF - Beautiful Day
From: LABLaughsRiddles on 4/18/2005
Source: (Removed from lablaughs.com)
Subj: Kids Talk To God (S162)
From: TAdams on 2/28/00
Same as 'Children's
Letters To God' in GOD2.
Subj: A Child Talks To God (S125)
From: RFSlick on 6/18/99
The little child whispered,
"God, speak to me"
And a meadowlark sang.
But the child did not hear.
So the child yelled,
"God, speak to me!"
And the thunder rolled across the sky
But the child did not listen.
The child looked around and said,
"God let me see you"
And a star shone brightly
But the child did not notice.
And the child shouted,
"God show me a miracle!"
And a life was born
But the child did not know.
So the child cried out in despair,
"Touch me God, and let me know you are
Whereupon God reached down
And touched the child.
But the child brushed the butterfly away
And walked off unknowingly.
Take time to listen. Often
times, the things we seek
are right underneath our noses. Don't miss out on your
blessing because it isn't packaged the way that you expect....
Subj: Strength And Courage (S124, S516b)
From: smiles on 6/9/99
and From: Joke-Of-The-Day-Mail.com on 12/7/2006
It takes strength
to be firm.
It takes courage to be gentle.
It takes strength to stand guard.
It takes courage to let down your guard.
It takes strength to conquer
It takes courage to surrender.
It takes strength to be certain.
It takes courage to have doubt.
It takes strength to fit in.
It takes courage to stand out.
It takes strength to feel a friend's pain.
It takes courage to feel your own pain.
It takes strength to hide feelings.
It takes courage to show them.
It takes strength to endure abuse.
It takes courage to stop it.
It takes strength to stand alone.
It takes courage to lean on another.
It takes strength to love.
It takes courage to be loved.
It takes strength to survive.
It takes courage to live.
Subj: Snoopy And Fall Leaves (S1028)
From: Nancy Bonesteel on Facebook on 9/24/2016
Subj: Long May You (S124)
From: smiles on 6/12/99
(c) 1999 Howard V. Barton
Long may you play, long may the
sun shine upon your face,
long may you laugh, long may you prosper, long may you
long may happiness be your friend, long may your flag wave,
long may you dance within the light, long may you
sleep healthy nights,
long may you bloom, long may your dreams walk with you
along the shore.
Yes, my friend, long may the
wind kiss your face,
long may the blood flow within your veins,
long may the sun caress your skin,
long may your connection hold,
long may your hit counter run.
Amen, fellow netizen of the world,
long may you eat where the cupboard is not bare,
long may you remain unchained, long may you remain free,
long may you run a perfect race,
long may a smile light your face.
Long may you enjoy the seasons,
savor life's taste,
long may you love, long may you lay with the one that
is for you,
long may we meet, long may we greet each other
long may peace reign, long may love be a four letter word,
long may your children play, long be your day, happy
be the way.
Again, fellow netizen of the
long may there be boys, long may there be girls,
long may you see and touch and feel,
long may you live, my friend,
long may you hit send.
Howard V. Barton
All Rights Reserved
Subj: An Angel (DU)
From: auntieg on 98-06-06
Same as 'Thoughts
Of Eleanor Roosevelt' in this file.
Subj: Footprints And Gifts (S71)
From: auntieg on 98-06-13
( ) Some people
\ ( become friends
\_) and stay a while...
footprints on our ( )
hearts... ) /
( ) and we are
\ ( ~ never ~
\_) quite the same
because we have
made a good
Yesterday is history.
Tomorrow a mystery.
Today is a gift.
That's why it's called the present!
I think this is special....
live and savor every moment.....
this is not a dress rehearsal!
Subj: Pickles Sunday Comic Strip (S888d)
By Brian Crane on 01/12/2014
Subj: Friends (S133, S529)
From: RFSlick on 98-12-09
and From: TA989287 on 8/16/99
Around the corner I have a friend
In this great city that has no end,
Yet the days go by and weeks rush on,
And before I know it, a year is gone
And I never see my old friend's face,
For life is a swift and terrible race,
He knows I like him just as well,
As in the days when I rang his bell,
And he rang mine.
If, we were younger then,
And now we are busy, tired men.
Tired of playing a foolish game,
Tired of trying to make a name.
"Tomorrow" I say "I will call
"Just to show that I'm thinking of
But tomorrow comes and tomorrow
And distance between us grows and grows.
Around the corner!- yet miles
"Here's a telegram sir - "Jim died today."
And that's what we get and deserve
in the end.
Around the corner, a vanished friend.
If you love someone, tell them.
Remember always to say what you mean.
Never be afraid to express yourself.
Take this opportunity to tell
what they mean to you.
Seize the day and have no regrets.
Most importantly, stay close
friends and family,
for they have helped make you the
person that you are today
and are what it's all about anyway.
Subj: A Friend.... (S128)
From: RFSlick on 7/7/99
(A)ccepts you as you are
(B)elieves in "you"
(C)alls you just to say "HI"
(D)oesn't give up on you
(E)nvisions the whole of you
(even unfinished parts)
(F)orgives your mistakes
(I)nvites you over
(J)ust "be" with you
(K)eeps you close at heart
(L)oves you for who you are
(M)akes a difference in your life
(P)icks you up
(Q)uiets your fears
(R)aises your spirits
(S)ays nice things about you
(T)ells you the truth when you need to
(U)nderstands you hear it
(W)alks beside you
(X)-plain things you don't understand
(Y)ells when you won't listen and
(Z)aps you back to reality
A friend is someone we turn to When our spirits need a lift,
A friend is someone we treasure
For our friendship is a gift,
A friend is someone who fills our lives
With Beauty, Joy, and Grace
And makes the world we live in
A Better and Happier Place.
Subj: Simple vs. Real Friends (S103)
From: auntieg on 99-01-17
Anyone can stand by you when you are
but a Friend will stand by you even when you are wrong...
A simple friend identifies himself
when he calls.
A real friend doesn't have to...
A simple friend opens a conversation
with a full news
bulletin on his life.
A real friend says, "What's new with you?"...
A simple friend thinks the problems
you whine about are recent.
A real friend says, "You've been whining about the same
thing for 14 years. Get off your duff and do something
A simple friend has never seen you
A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears...
A simple friend doesn't know your parents'
A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book...
A simple friend hates it when you call
after he has gone to bed.
A real friend asks you why you took so long to call...
A simple friend seeks to talk with
you about your problems.
A real friend seeks to help you with your problems...
A simple friend wonders about your
A real friend could blackmail you with it...
A simple friend, when visiting, acts
like a guest.
A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself...
A simple friend thinks the friendship
is over when you
have an argument.
A real friend knows that it's not a friendship until
after you've had a fight...
A simple friend expects you to always
be there for them.
A real friend expects to always be there for you!
From: RFSlick on 98-05-20
IF I COULD CATCH A RAINBOW
I WOULD DO IT JUST FOR YOU
AND SHARE WITH YOU ITS BEAUTY
ON THE DAYS YOU'RE FEELING BLUE
IF I COULD BUILD A MOUNTAIN
YOU COULD CALL YOUR VERY OWN
A PLACE TO FIND SERENITY
A PLACE TO BE ALONE
IF I COULD TAKE YOUR TROUBLES
I WOULD TOSS THEM INTO THE SEA
BUT ALL THESE THINGS I'M FINDING
ARE IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME
I CANNOT BUILD A MOUNTAIN
OR CATCH A RAINBOW FAIR
BUT LET ME BE WHAT I KNOW BEST
A FRIEND THAT'S ALWAYS THERE.
Subj: Because You're My Friend (S190, S488b)
From: KMACINTY on 9/18/00
and From: gattica30 on 5/25/2006
From me to you........just because
When you are sad,...I will get
you drunk and help you
plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
When you are blue,...I'll try
to dislodge whatever is
When you smile,...I'll know you finally got laid.
When you are scared,.........
I will laugh at you and tease
you about it every chance I get.
When you are worried,.........I
will tell you how much worse
it could be and to quit complaining.
When you are confused,........I
will use little words to
explain it to your dumb ass.
When you are sick.........I will
hold your hair while you pay
homage to the porcelain god.
When you fall......I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath...............I pledge till the end.
Why you may ask?..............Because you're my friend.
P.S. A friend will help you move.
A really good friend will help you move a body.
Subj: Short Warm Thoughts
Subj: Friendship (S213)
From: flovilla on 3/3/2001
Work like you don't need the money.
Love like you've never been hurt.
Dance like nobody's watching.
Sing like nobody's listening.
Live like it's heaven on earth.
It's National friendship week
Pass this on and brighten somebody's day.
Good Bra's Are Like Friends (S260)
From: a jpg by Deb Lein on 01/25/02
A good friend is like a good bra...
From: LABLaughs.com on 3/6/2002 (S267c)
Of all the things which wisdom provides to make us entirely
happy, much the greatest is the possession of friendship.